Daring Do and The Jungle of Terror

So, after that ordeal, we are now in Act II: Chapter I, and Daring Do had just gotten done cumming inside Rainbow Dash for the 20th time this week.

"Dashie, where are my smokes?"

"Fuck you, I threw them out, because drugs are bad."

Gee, it sure is boring around here...

A plot twist you say?

However, as they were arguing about how Dashie was a straight-edged fuck and Daring was a drug addict, a giant dildo monster blew up the house with the power of magical tittyfuckers.

"Mah boi,a peace like this is what all great warriors must strive for" Said rainbowdash. Daring shrugged."I just wonder what gannon is up to!"

“Dear lover, do you not fancy yourself an athelte as do I, and do you not posses a mind capable of parsing our good Equestrian script, for if such things were true then surely you could read many an article from distinguished Doctors regarding smoking being good for your health, the only lack of consensus regarding which brand of the product is the most healthy, refreshing, or delicious, and you would never deny your lover her medicine, would you, Dashie?”

All of a sudden, a pony on a magic carpet flew into the room.

Suddenly, Celestia flew in on her magic carriage shaped like tits becaus lawl boobs.

With a bow, she began. "My lord, gannon and his minions have captured the dildos of Equestria."

Darring, much to Dash's dismay, put her hoof to her chin and asked, "What can we do?"

Celstia held up a scroll with random, illegible scrawlings written on it. "It is written, only Daring can defeat gannon"

Dear lover,

Yes, I would read many an article for you from distinguished Doctors regarding smoking being good for your healt- oh wait there aren't any fuck you in the asshole you piece of shit now come over here and cum inside of my pussy

Your faithful cumdumpster,

Rainbow Dash

P.S.: Kill yourself
I AM SATAN, AND I HAVE TRIPS
YOU DO NOT HAVE TRIPS, YOU HAVE SHITTY DUBS, SO FUCK YOU

With Dashie dead, Darring turned to Celestia forher next adventure. "Great, I'llgrab my stuff!"

Celestia shook her head. "There is no time, your dildo will be enough. Though, that huge butt plug you have in right now... I'd keep that if I were you, to protect your plot."

“Oh fuck I got dubs when I typed that shit”

THE LEGEND OF DARING DO:
DARING'S ADVENTURE
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“Am I just lucky, or is getting dubs my cutie mark?”

No matter, this will be added to the fanfic anyways, just to confuse people when they read it when it's done when it's done when they say when it's done.

Darring leapt down some random place to start killing shit by blasting it with her golden dildo. She saw a captured dildo and one of Gannon's minions- a giant nigger- guarding it.

The nigger was wielding a weapon that no other could match - The Ancient Purple Dildo of Sexiness!

"I MUST HAVE THAT! FUCK THE DILDO IN THE CAGE, THAT IS THE GREATEST DILDO OF ALL TIME! I WILL PLEASURE MYSELF SO HARD WITH IT!" Daring screamed.

Daring blasted at the nigger,but the golden cum was useless.

"Hah, youve met your match Darring! Ganon sends his regards!" With that, he jabbed the dildo at Daring's rear, but it bounced out, blocked by her giant butt plug.

"WHAT?! NOOOOO!" The nigger yelled as the dildo reflected off the buttplug and went right into the nigger's penishole, causing immense amounts of pain, and making the nigger kill himself.

Daring completely ignored the dildo in the cage, and instead went right for the Ancient Dildo, and began having sex with herself with it.

“Daring DON'T!”

Celestia appeared out of nowhere.

"Daring you dumb cunt, you need to save the other dildos, otherwise Ganon will rape all of Equestria!"

Seeing that Daring is a self-centered whore, Celestia came up with an idea...

"Daring, if you get all of the dildos back, I will reward you with a legendary dildo that defies all means of traditional pleasure."