Daring Do and the Ruby Eye

by slash mlp

Rating: mature
Tags: Dark, Romance, Comedy, Adventure, Random
Length: 10389

An /mlp/ story “lol it’s a parody”

In the wake of the utter failure that was “Daring Do and the Endless Wastes”, a sequel was promptly commissioned by 4chan’s /mlp/ board. We had nowhere else to go but up.

It is not an official My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic product. It is best described as a parody, but to say it is a parody is to say it is something, which is far too charitable. The best way to describe this “book” is as excrement passed through the roiling bowels of the Internet, somehow finding its way into your house like a backed up toilet. In no way should this be considered anything other than the babbling of deranged madmen, having no meaning or method to its insanity.

Absolutely no quality control was present. There are no redeeming features here, save a few shining gems in an ocean of piss.

Published 1970-01-01 00:00:00 UTC
Last updated 2013-03-29 15:06:27 UTC

Chapter II “Meanwhile...”

Meanwhile, in a dark, mysterious place far away...

An unknown pony watches the footage her robot cameras had filmed of Daring Do, putting the Ruby Eye inside of her saddlebag.

"Looks like the famous adventurer fell for my little trap. Soon, Daring Do will be history! Muhahahahaaa!"

Said general NigNog, king of rape niggers. the black man screamed in pain.

"AHHH WHAT DA FOCK U DOIN BIOTCH!"

The gravy train then passed by at the speed of light.

And then Daring learned the truth of the Ruby Eye; it wasn't an eye, but a drop. A drop of blood. It was then that she felt the sticky release of menstrual blood from her clitoris.

The monkey ran home to his family. They were starving, because unlike a big pizza from Mama Gina's he couldn't feed a family of four people.

nignog proceeded to take a giant shit on the ground. the shit sat there and coalesced into a shit monster with the strength of 1 million shits

Then he proceed to eat his dick up to the sack then to the legs ultimately despairing from existence in a classy as fuck way.

Daring do's clitoris turned into a giant nigger dick, and it started trying to fuck anything it could.

"I've lost and misplaced this damn ruby like, four times already, how the hell do I still have it?"

The monkey was really butthurt because of the ruby eye in his buttocks. When his wife fucked him this night, she discovered the ruby eye and continued fucking him.

Then General NigNog said," go my shit-minion, and swallow up daring doo, so I may rape her!"

With no luck he shoved an entire sink up his anus and put it on full blast to remove the some gem.

with a dragon dildo that was made out of an actual full sized dragon. ...'s dildo

And a wine bottle.

with 50 Mc nuggets

Don't you guys have any creativity? Also, don't put this post in the book.

Chapter III “Nearly Non-Existent Crotch Tits”

Meanwhile Daring Do arrived at the fat monkey's stinking hole with his useless children.

"How in the flying buck did i get stuck with these shits?" She said as the children repeatedly beat her feather, that was a dick.

While being beaten, she thought "I would do anything to cum inside Rainbow Dash right now... No one can know that my fetish is nasal sex." Daring Do thought quickly as guttural bellows echoed deep from the depths of her saggy brown cunt.

And then the monkey's son fucked her with his long jew nose. but the monkey's son was sad no matter what, because he knew, he had a micro dick

Daring Do looked him deep in the eyes and kissed him. He then ripped out of his pelvis and swallowed it.

"hello!" She shouted back.

"hehehe!" laughed General King NigNog. "Now I know Daring's fetish, thus her weakness! I am truly the king of >rape!"

But then, like a golden angel from the skies, a golden angel descended from the skies.

censoring

No.

Exclude this, obviously.

In fact, just exclude saged posts.

What?

The angel had three faces and four arms. and over 9000 penes and each and every one of them looked like Bruce Willis.

"Hark! It is I, the mystical powers that are soon to come from the moist valley that rests south of your nearly non-existent crotch tits!"

He spoke with the wisdom that can only come from experience, like a guy who went blind because he looked at asolar eclipse without one of those boxes with a pinhole in it and now goes around the country speaking at high schools about the dangers of looking at a solar eclipse without one of those boxes with a pinhole in it.

The angel then stuck it's dick in daring do's nose, and a waterfall of semen shot from her mouth.

Then suddenly a 50ft large dick crashed through his semen soaked ceiling and challenged him to a duel! for once it was not a nigger dick. it was a white person dick. i know! i'm as suprised as you are!

Shee was as tall as a 6′3″ tree, and as beautiful as a blooming flower in front of the sunset by a waterfall

Having confidence on the abilities of the shit-minion as well as the Ruby Eye's real effect, General NigNog sat on an old couch which smelled like cat piss.

In front of him was an old TV with a Power Glove on top.

It was time for his favorite show, "Dogs named Pancho".

After just hearing her cunt talk, she shoved the nearest object in it so she could try to suffocate it.

"Fear not!" Bruce Willis said and sliced the giant cock in half.

Back to the Monkey who just successfully had his ass turned inside out and is now mounting the ruby on his wall with what remains of his dick.

"And the angel spake, and its voice was that like a fiery blast, scorching the earth. Its legs were liken to bronze pillars, and its footprints were craters of ash. When it spoke, it spoke thusly;

'I want sex from you, Daring Do'."

1 Cumalossians 4:3

"Oh, by Princess Celestia's musky anal discharge! My must you torture me so, my beloved!?"

Barack Obama, flying only from the power of his own shit, crashed into daring do out of nowhere. He whipped out his nigger president dick and started anally devastating Daring Do.

but then he died. no explanation he's just dead now. no fuck you, he's fucking dead. i don't give a damn.

The monkey's sons were getting pretty hungry, ombre. They spotted some bananas sitting on top of a ladder.

The monkey's sons tried to grab them, but before they could reach the delicious fruit a scientist soaked them with cold water.

He then paled at the sight before him. It was the great Bob Ross himself taking shelter within the giant cock.

And so the biggest son ate the smallest son and the son in the middle ate the giant cock.

"Cause you only serve to purposes, as my cunt and as ass, imagine the trouble i'll be if people knew i had a talking cunt. Now shut the fuck up and choke on a dick!"

Bruce Willis started making out with Bruce Willis, while the golden angel inserted the ruby eye back there where it belonged: in the monkey's anus, on top of a volcaneo fortress surrounded by gabe newell's giant stomach and shlong, it wrap it's self around the fortress as a form of protection from foes such as Daring.

"oh fuck" gray rainbow dash said, "now i have to go and get it all over again"

Then everyone started shitting and pissing on Barack Obama’s corpse. "Now Ron Paul can be president." they all said.

The there was much lamentation and gnashing of teeth

Daring looking more confused than ever looked up at the president.

"Daring we need your help and the only way in which we can save this world is by taking your ruby eye/period drop to mount Twiley" Said the president in a deep and lustful voice.

Eventually, the monkey's started beating up the one who tried to climb the ladder. And everyone knows the rest of the metaphor.

Meanwhile Daring Do attented Gaben's fortress, but before she could reach it General King NigNog shed a tear for his dead brother, Barack. "I shall destroy you for this, Daring Dooooooo!"

Chapter IV “King NigNog’s Revenge”

In a sudden flash of inspiration caused by either her superior intellect or perhaps the glow of the Heroin she had taken shortly before, Daring knew exactly where to look to find her goal.

She makes a mental note to take an extra long session on the One eyed beast of Thraal when she gets home, and decides to loudly tell her utterly retarded findings to everything in the immediate area:

"HOLY CUNTFUCKING CHRIST I'M A DUMB SHIT, I JUST NEED TO GO TO -

Sugarcube Corner.”

Then a fat ass man with a red hat jumped, grabbed the shit and crashed the youngest monkey's head into mush.

The voice from her rather unkempt marehood sounds as if it was quivering in sadness. "N-o-o-o!" it shouted. She became quite concerned, thinking it was some kind of STD contracted from the cock of a giant fucking wasp. I don't care if wasps actually have cocks or not, I'm not a fucking scientist, deal with it, nerds.

A boner popped from the ground, asking her if she had any iced tea she could share. Pinkie Pie waited for Daring Ass and they had a nice gay tea party. She was knocked down by Gaben's magnificently large posterior, which was emitting putrid odors as in descended

then the bouncer asked, "welcome to sugar cube corner, how tough are you?" (He thought to himself shortly after that caps lock was most certainly the cruise control for cool.)

"How tough am I? Sheeeeeiiiiit."

Needless to say, that the beast was stunned.

Daring stood their trying to come up with an answer.

"Umm, well I once did this chick called Rainbow Dash."

Daring now grinning forcefully. The bouncer now looking eye to eye with Daring.

"You came inside RD? Well if that's the case sure head on in."

She was clearly gagging at the smell but it wasnt her head the was breathing but her now animated cunt who was now dieing due to lack of CO2.

Just before dying, an angel appeared before her: the sussman. He proceded to tell her how to save the day. For that she had to defeat Nignog's legions and suck all of the stool out of his blood.

General King NigNog then unleashed his hordes of v2.0 rape niggers towards Daring's location! The horror!

She made a plan.

Meanwhile the ruby eye was still stuck in the big fat monkey's ass or gaben's castle, fuck do I know.

fuck it, there's more than 1 ruby. who gives a damn, it duplicates when it wants to.

All of a sudden, a rumbling noise began. It was NigNog's rape nigger leejun! luckily, Daring managed to find several fine ass white wimmin to distract the horde. Then they died of natural causes causing Daring Do to be stuck in quite a pickle. or more accurately, several thousand nignog pickles to be stuck inside the pegasus

But that was only a decoy. The real Ruby Eye was inside-

NigNog's shit monster! Who was just actually shit with a cherry for an eye. Who was hiding inside a giant jar, where a yellow and quiet pony was glued to the base.

The monkey just strolling by the hordes of Gabe's raping Daring Do grabbed the gem and inserted it in his ass once more as he drove back to Texas.

Texas was far away, he drove like an hour or so.

Every now and then, cum would pour inside the jar from a mysterious source, slowly filling it. NigNog's shit monster absorbed the cum, gaining more power each time it did so. above the jar a giant man slowly squated over it, his anus looming over the opening, as he got to the top his anus spread to surround it. the jar slid into his anus, until half way through the jar shattered and left a fatal wound. Quickly, he began inverting himself inside-out. If he could get to wound in time perhaps he could save himself.

Nignog, wondering himself what he was even doing when he had the ruby eye all along, commanded to attack with a combo of several sponge baths.

The army of shit and aids had to check their privilegs very hard. But he did stop at a gas station where he met a nice shopping cart named shaniqua. The shopping cart had quite an attitude. Very tipple for a jiggaboo shopping cart. *typical Shaniqua was a beautiful young women, and smart and black, but she had one dream:

After several years of dating they finally got married with everyone invited to the wedding!

It was a blast untill Daring Do came by sluting her way up to the cake stand and eating everything in sight!

What happened to the golden angel of many faces and even more Bruce Willis cocks you may ask now? Well, we would know, but the aforementioned creature was all like "fuc dis shyt" and smoked mad blunts with Gilbert Gottfried. They tried the new BALLS SHAKER (tm), the only tool for exercising your balls!

Regardless, the voice was silenced. It could have been helpful on the quest for the Ruby Eye, but THEY WERE TO COCKFARTING SLUTFUCKING RETARDEDASSBUTTS to listen.

Suddenly, Christian Weston Chandler came out of the blue with his army of Sonichus. And proceeded to open up a can of shaniqua fu.

While the reader of this fine piece of literature continued imagining that and or looked up a gif of it on reddit, Daring Do took a massiv shit.

It was amazing!

MEANWHILE

-=Intermission=-

It's time for a tasty snack.

Visit our refreshment center now.

Chapter V “WIIIIIIILSON”

Daring Do stould at a cliff and explained her motivations again for those who just turned the tv on.

"I want to be the very best! Like no one ever was!"

"Sucking dicks is my real test! To fuck'em is my cause!"

DARING DO!

Daring then stumbled inside and was met with the overpowering stench of fresh muffins and marijuana.

And there, in the middle of the room, was the pink cunt herself, staring off into space and listening to a boombox quietly playing some generic dubstep shit or something I don't fucking know.

Winnie Poo didn't give a fuck though.While spouting "I'M A BRONY! I'M A BRONY!" jiggling his swamp ass cheeks at Daring at the same time.

Did you hear of that guy who shot up a school or something? He was like, beyond mad.

The monkey in a fit of rage jumped at Daring Do raping her repeatedly! But then the ruby that was stuck in his ass for the last 47 years poped out! Everyone gasped even the unt.

He ate all the fucking honey leaving shit for the weak. With the floodgates opened a massive stream of 47 year old shit came pouring out at an alarming rate. The shit wasn't thaat impressive though. Don't get me wrong, bro, it was breddy good, but it wasn't a Dwein "The Cock" Johnson or somethn. The entire town got flooded, no where in sight was visible land!

Shit was crazy I tell you what. So crazy that an army of psychologists came to take everyone away to the asylum. especially batman.

Net week should be the Christmas special: Daring Do and the Search for Santa Claus. naruto showed up just to say "BELIEVE IT!"

“TWINKIE HOUSE” Said a stallion with a rainbow mane, before knocking Naruto out.

A hooknose slithered beside him and shouted, "OY VEY, UNRULY GOYIM HUEHUEHUE"

Sitting in front of a computer, a young pony stared at the screen, confused.

"I am a filly and what is this", she exclaimed.

NigNog's plan to avenge his younger brother, Barack, was being foiled. "Nein, nein, nein, nein, NEIN!" Shouted Lord fuhrer NigNog. "It's time to bring in the big guns." Quickly Daring Do ordered a pair of every dragon dildo imagineable, and put them onto the arc of love and toblerone

"Day 23, still stranded on make shift land raft sailing the shit oceans as they push me to a unknown location. Havent eaten in days had to resort to shoving my hat up my ass just to gain a bit of pleasure" Daring Do wrote on a plank of shitty wood.

Lord Führer Gottking NigNog's steam boat from the early twenties hit the Arc of Lube and Toblerone at mach speed.

Daring do stared across the raft at her pet volleyball, wondering if he felt the same way.

With out warning the raft blew up into several pieces as NigNog came for the strike!

The volleyball thought to itself "fuck this bitch. Why am I a volleyball. I wish I could rape."

“The golden angel dissapeared, but in the end he will reappear like a fucking deus ex machina and save the day, that's how much I can tell you. I mean, we didn't just introduce him for no reason.” thought the volleyball.

Suddenly a mare with a pumpkin on her head stood in front of Daring Do.

"I am Captain Pumpkin. I have come to help you. But before we can go... "

"... I left my heart in Tokyo."

“I must introduce myself! I AM PUMPKIN, CAPTAIN OF GAY!”

Clearly the volleyball is the smartest of the group and most dashing with his built body causing all the fillies to implode on them selves.

The sussman was listening. He waved his wizard wand and small lump began growing from the ball's center.

but famed whetboy durzo blint showed up and stabbed nignog in the neck with a poisoned needle. Poison doesn't affect aids, so NigNog survived, but he had to flee.

whetboy stood behind the mare looking at the spoils of war, "holy shit" said the nog as he stared at the mare's dripping cunt

The volleyball, overtaken by its sudden possession of a penis and swole figure, It grew so fast it could rape a town full of white strong womin who don't need no man

“mmm mmm.” added Shaycrondrarayray, musefully.

But after impregnating those strong women, they shat out an army of even stronger babies. Babies infused with the power of the volley. They wanted to play hard.

ALL OF A SUDDEN A WILD OCTAVIA APPEARED

YOU THROW AN ULTRA VOLLEYBALL AT THE WILD OCTAVIA!

THE VOLLEYBALL PROVED TO BE SUPER A DEFECTIVE!

It dodged, this pony cannot be caught!

Deflects ball with bow, hit seth, kills seth.

This leads to nothing though, that's why it stops here. Back to nignog, who was attempting to lick the cunt.

But it killed seth, so it was SUPER EFFECTIVE. "Who will rise to take Seth's place as premier autism disposal unit now?" thought the swag as tits Volleyball, diamond gold chain jangling as he rolled.

“It is I Mandopedo!

All your fillies will belong to MEEEE!”

Meanwhile, while all of this nonsensical shit was happening, Tracy was twitching uncontrollably under a tree and looked vaguely similar to Felix Jensen's horsecunt-fueled boner. Absolutely disgusting. Anyway, Tracy was twitching because she just did a FUCKTON of meth. "Aw shit, I'm gonna have ta bust someone's head, I need some goddamn *UNGH FUCK* brains to chew on!"

She immediately stood up (as fast as a torrent of spaghetti would emerge from every sperglords' orifice). She grabbed some earphones and her MP3 player to alleviate the methrage she was feeling. So she listened to some Neutral Milk Hotel. Of course, Jeff Mangum's nasally "I-I LOVE YOU JESUUUS CUH-RAAAAAIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIST" caused her to fucking lose it.

"It" was the name of her favorite ingrown hair. Upon hearing the magical nasals it exploded into a shower of sparks.

BUT MUH SHAYCRONDRARAYRAY

Somepony and purple winker proceede to rape the dead body with their cut off dicks.

But alas, even as the chaos ensued, offering no respite in the endless influx of shit, yet another floodgate was opened. From the rift spewed even more waste.

But lo! On the horizon! Can it be?

"Thar she blows!" cried Ishmael.

And they all cast their gaze outwards. And it was so. A massive, swollen cock, white as new fallen snow breached the surface of the shit ocean.

The cock opened it's urethra to speak, and all fell into despair as lamentations and howls issued forth from the gaping hole. The cries of children as though from a distance echoed, and there was much suffering. Bricks were shat.

"Can no comment hold bearing on the topic at hand?!" screamed Daring, her face twisted in a painful grimace, "Can no continuity be found in the endless flow of shit?!"

Buttfuck! The great white cock surged forth towards Daring!

"Egads!" she cried.

But the cock was determined. It bent forward and lifting Daring high above the sea of shit, began to anally devastate her.

And then she was dead. End of the sub-story.

but muh shaycondrarayray....

Or is it?

“No, fuck you. It's over. Back to the real story.” thought the volleyball

Chapter VI “Volleyball Gets All The Bitches”

Volleyball gets all the bitches. Then out of nowhere Hoes started to fall from the sky!

Daring fought back, but the great white cock ate her in one giant bite. She awoke inside the urethra of the beast.

Uhggg where am I?, oh wibbles not again!

Daring look around to see if she could find a way out, as she followed the tunnel down the urethra she heard a noise.

“Hello!?” Daring shouted into the dark tunnel.

Suddenly a pack of Wild-mutant ninja robot sperm tackled her and began to rape her

Next to her sat Squidward, the friendly homeless. In his hand he hold the ruby eye, in his others a dragon dildp.

Her only means of escape would be throught the prolapsed anus kingdom, but she needed to go through bikinni bottom first

Then daring ate the ball. Clearly she needed Volleyball's help.

“Пони с виолончелью лучше пони” But squidward was actually NigNog's shit monster! “PRAISE ADOLF HITLER, BURN THE JEWS, BURN THE JEWS”

Earlier...

Rainbow Dash idly masturbated with a hoof while waiting in a game lobby for a match of Halo 4 Dominion. She was eating Doritos with her other hoof, neon orange crumbs and dust contrasting vividly with her coat.

"Where the hell is Daring with my Dew, I sent her out for that shit like, four hours ago"

daring had secretly drank the dew. and the dew didn't tell the guy to dew the shooting

Daring, having no money to pay the cashier at the local shitdive, had to resort to fucking him in the broomcloset as payment for the dew.

"Can't we just settle for a quick one off the wrist?" Daring pleaded.

"No," said Abiim. "You must satisfy payment".

Not again, thought Daring, as she followed the musty-smelling indian into the closet. suddenly the curry fiend grabbed the rainbow mare from the tail, clearly his intent was sodomy.

“Sodomy is not a bad thing. Don't think that.” ..Said Abiim, as he noticed Daring's sphincter tightening.

"Be not afraid, small attractive pony from another dimension. My penis is well lubed, as you can see," he explained while producing his flaccid penis from his trouser-turban.

And with that he took an ice cream scoop and scooped the matted fecal matter from her rectum, shaping it into daring do figurines he would sell online to desperate bronies.

"Thank you curry-san, I was most desperate to relieve my constipation," her marehood began to tremble as he skinned her with his eyes. As any healthy individual, he was ready to pound some poon.

An ectasy took him over. The cheeto dust on his fingers gingerly danced across her thighs, resting on a rather large boil.

"Are you into pegging?" His eyes begged as a toddler locked in car with the windows up on a mid-summer's day.

As any perceptive mare she caught hint.

"No, curry breath." She threw him around on his belly, stomping the air from his lungs.

"You should wash your hands," her eyes narrowed. "I could get a yeast infection from that cheeto dust."

"I am sorry, daring" his eyes pleased; however, the pleasure daring experience pushed her beyond sanity.

"I am tired of being raped!" Daring began to stomp her beige hooves into the curry's hindquarters.

lol Daring would never say that.

"Fuck, fuck." Curry weeped and screamed as daring unleashed a torrent of ass bashing.

"You don't like pegging, do you?" Curry held his gaping asshole open with both hands as he staggered to the beer fridge.

With that daring slapped her boil against his mug, bodily fluids spraying across the room.

"I need to get back to Halo. My friends need me."

Back in the beast’s ureathra...

Squidward wasn't friendly at all, his name was a ruse! Volleyball gasped, a small pocket of air escaping from his well-stitched and groomed seams.

"B-but you touch children!", he blarted.

"Yes," replied Mando, "who else better for such a position in the brony fandom?"

The Volleyball did not like this, so he rolled off to warn his good friend, the THE GIANT WHITE DICK!

"I am the sage of the tract", he said. In my hands are the beginning and the end. Choose wisely, neophyte.

Daring Do didn't lose any time to do the right thing: she urinated on deedee, dexter's sister, and Shoved all three of them in her cunt, who was now dead. She ran her hands along squidward's backside. Pulling him closer, she pressed her wet lips against his in an embrace that would even make mando jealous.

That voice in her cunt from earlier was revealed to be Tennisball, Volleyball's beta friend from highschool. What a fucking loser. Tennisball had gotten buff though. All those years of pent-up anger had been transformed into strong woven fibers of muscle. But who was his favorite pony, you ask?

fluttershy. because he's fucking beta

dubs.

Clearly Volleyball enjoyed the show but decided to end it all because he can! He charged but all the force in his body then---Belched after drinking two full cases of Mountain Dew. All that carbonation was making him feel funny. Suddenly, he began expanding!

And expanding!

And expanding!

Until becoming so large he was now towering everything in sight! He began to roll Into a new planet!----towards a cheap seven eleven run by a family of Indian immigrants

then suddenly shrinking. His gravity was already enough to have small moons orbit him.

Gaben orbited him already. And thus the space-gaben race began. Daring quickly began fashioning a rocket.

children completed here on the first two volumes of her documentary. They proceeded to eject her from the cavernous phallic cucumber.

How the fuck should I follow the story when it makes no fucking sense

exclaimed the anon who clearly had no desire to continue the nonsexual adventures of Daring Do.

It makes sense, it just has to be in order.

sage for meta.

Daring Do discovers the TARDIS while getting there and went in. She decided to use it and somehow got sent back in time with memory loss. (Please restart at page 1)

Chapter VII “Of Tennisballs, Ponies, and Asians”

Tennisball is clearly a troubled soul. No wonder he lives inside of a cunt.

"B-but I'm ALPHA for that!" piped up Tennisball. "How many BROS can YOU say live in a vag? Living the DREAM YOLO!" he muttered, before rolling off solemnly, adjusting his tiny fedora as he did so.

DARK AND EDGY TENNIS BALL TIME

Sadly for the ball Tracy has began tearing away at his anus trying to escape with no such success.

Suddenly, fatass Rarity showed up.

"Fuck", thought Daring, "she looks like she's fat as fuck. What a fatty fatass."

Volleyball rolled back and forth slightly, clearly in agreement. "She looks fucking fat, bro."

Daring raised an eyebrow. "What do you say we tell her how much weight she's lost?"

"I dunno, isn't that a bit mean?"

Daring slapped the volleyball. "I THOUGHT! You were ALPHA!"

"But I am," protested Volleyball. Years of hanging out with Tennis had taught him what NOT to be, in regards to what is alpha. "Just look how much air I have pumped in me. I am roll as fuck."

"So do it."

And Volleyball learnt a valuable lesson that day:

That no matter your size, you should never underestimate the muscular power of a fat person's sphincter.

MEANWHILE ON Volleyballariea!

The monkey has finally bought his dream home with his shopping cart wife Shaniqua. It has everything from a pool to kitchen!

The rent was cheap the neighboring volleyballs were nice and the town near them had a fucking STARBUCKS!

But what it lacks is a tasty child to share it with.

The snack that smiles back,

CHILDREN.

"awww yeah muh nigga, come here and get sum o dis BBC and stay on it allllll night"

"I'm Shaniqua and wot?", blagged the slutty bint.

"Shaniqua, please. These are my parents, please show some respect," the Monkey cajoled.

He was a nice monkey, not too small, nor too big; and his fangs a perfect size- won't get in the way of rimming. While his parents were baboons, no one bought this up out of respect for the poor monkey, for you see, he was adopted.

And now he was introducing his slag of a girlfriend from Britain to his honorable parents.

"Yeh wotever," she snarked as she chewed some gum and adjusted her Burberry cap. "Yers can not 'ave noffink from my fridge you undastand? I counted the bananas. And if you ABSOLUTELY must, clean them off before you put them back."

The Monkey was shocked. "Shaniqua!" he exclaimed.

Allow me to digress. Remember when that one guys said that Tracy died because of Jeff Mangum's (peace be upon his sweaters) singing destroying It, the hair? Well, she didn't actually die. See, what really happened was that she somehow teleported inside Tennisball. Yes, doomed to be trapped within the beta.

The green velvety embrace of the beta...

Daring Do after losing to Gaben, entered the the nearest coffee shop to drink away her sorrows and to tuck back in her prolapsed anus.

Suddenly, Shakin' Stevens showed up with a pack of condoms, a ten bag of weed, and a crate of beers.

"What's up, Daring?" he winked. "Remember me?"

"No," said Daring, "I thought I'd seen the last of you Welsh boyos."

Shakin' sighed.

"Please, Daring. I need this."

"Fuck OFF SHAKIN'! It's bad enough you not chasing after sheep girls, but no, you have to come down from those valleys and bang horses. It ain't right for a Welshman." Daring bit her lip. "Light up a spliff though and I'll see what comes up."

She had to escape, though she didn't have her beloved knife...

As she sat down in defeat something red started to shine next to her.....

it was a dick

But no ordinary dick....

But the ruby that was converted into a dick with magical powers!

It was the dick of champions. What was this doing inside of Tennisball?

One Dick to rule them all, One Dick to find them,

One Dick to bring them all and in the darkness bind them.

After getting out of the wounded anus, the shit monster began to transform into the powerful shitcum monster. All it needed now to acquire his ultimate form was to absorb menstrual blood.

Taking the quiet pony as hostage, the shitcum minion dissapeared into the shadows.

"Looks like you're right."

Rainbow Dash noticed the silhouette of the monster in the distance.

"Wait... There's somepony with him." Daring said.

"...Fluttershy?!"

Using his long penis to hold her, the shitcum monster proudly carried the yellow pegasus with him.

Meanwhile, Daring Do sat on a fucking seven-inch dildo as her lezzer rughmuncher mate Rainbow Gash- er, Dash, sorry- licked her out.

"Mff*SLURP*ffnghgns," said Rainbow, mouth full of clunge and salty milk.

"Wh-huh?" said Daring. "Just.. a little more.."

Rainbow looked up, wiping the vag juice from her mouth. "Do you hear that?" she asked.

Daring's ears picked up. It was a slight... rumbling sound, on the periphery of hearing. "That sounds like... a shitcum monster."

Perhaps the sage wisdom of Tennis and Volley's asian friend, the secretive Ping Pong, could be of assistance. As Ping Pong entered the scene through the back door.... And King Leonidas begged for more

"NO NO MOAR FU U! YOUD PAY ALREADY HALF ID NO NEED U NO MOWR!

Said the asian ping pong

NOA NOA THAT LATER, WHEN I HIS MOAR YUANS! NOW WAT YU NEED BLUE PONI THANG?

Said the asian ping pong

Ping Pong stopped. Ooh shit! His dry cleaning laundry business!

"AWH- WAH- AWHH NOA, YOW WRAIT HERREH, YOU WRAIT NOW, YOU STRAY HERREH WHIRE I GO TAKE CAREH OF SOMETING."

"You better pay for my car that you wrecked, you gook." said Tracy. Then she was promptly eated by a velociraptor. Then puked because she tasted like ass. Tracy then pulled a rusty spoon from her puckering asshole and dug her way out of the randomly placed velociraptor. Fuck this gay Earth. In a galaxy far, far away...

Which found itself SUDDENLY SPLIT OPEN tail to throat from the inside, Tracy's trusty kitchen knife never failing her.

"Looks like you're... EXTINCT," Tracy gloated with a shiteating grin.

Aside from the main story, we continue with King NigNog as he's stitching his dick back together after the last indecent with Daring Do, in his new under eater base.

"Gang, I think we have a mystery on our hands." Fred was ready to go.

"Scooby! Stop trying to mount daring do!"

"Raaawww, Rooby ran't ruck Raring Roo." Scooby then shat all over the goddamn floor.

A mystery daring thought as she slipped through the shit

"Could you all help me find the ruby eye?" Daring knew they'd help.

"What the hell!? A talking horse," Shaggy could not reconcile reality when there was such a gorgeous pony in front of him.

"You want a sandwich, babe?"

"Thanks, I could use a sandwich." Daring sure was hungry from all the avant garde sexipades.

"Could you take care of that guy though?" she was pointing to curry, vibrating an Old English 40 oz. malt beverage within his rectum.

"Sure, we'll euthanize him like an autist's child and help you with your mystery." With that Fred began to beat the skellington against curry.

"My name is Abiim", the indignant Curry said, before getting his mug smashed in.

"Hah!" said Fred. Looks like you're POPPADOOMED!

"Oh Fredy." said Daphne holding a small tennis ball.

"Hey, crotchtits" Shaggy began to whisper sweet nothings into darings ear. "You ever seen a mutilated dick?"

However, Shaggy was in for an alarming surprise; the adventurous mare had taken Curry's mountain dew. With the FREE XP UNDER THE CAP, Daring had enough points to purchase her own mutilated futa. And not the cheap kind, one of those deluxe Russian ones trained in japan and can only eat cum.

"Hey wow! Where'd you get that ball, Daph?" asked Fred. "Do you think we can those retards Shaggy and Scooby to think it's a scooby snack?"

Daphne tittered. "Fuck yeah I do, but let me put it my ass first."

"Good girl," Fred replied as they crept into the Mystery Van.

The can exploded with rape snakes.

"I knew it." Daring was apprehensive to see her greatest obstacle, her strongest of loves.

Chapter VII “The Autistic Rape Snakes Return”

Tracy farts blood. This is someone's fetish. But suddenly she broke through the tennis ball's anus and now fully sized and stuck in Daphne's ass hole.

"Holy shit! A fucking pony! Ahahah!!! It's like out of that cartoon show," Fred yelled. "It's-" he looked up to see Daphne's weirded-out face look back at him, as she lay on all fours spread-eagled on the rough matted floor of the Mystery Van.

"What the FUCK, Fred."

"L-listen, Daph, I-"

"You WATCH A SHOW FOR LITTLE GIRLS?!"

Fred stared at her, eyes flitting back and forth from her face, her ass, and the pony, which was covered in feces and dirt and looking bewildered.

BOOM SHAKA LAKA!

Everyone looked up!

It's Fiddy Pimp, the nigger magician!

Figgy flapped his nigger ears and blew everyone away! Only Daring Doo was left!

Fiddy smacked his nigger lips and pelted Daring with Skittles, gluing her to the ground, ass up!

Fiddy yanked out his five foot long flaccid nigger prick and pulled a pan flute from his hoodie pocket.

He played that little tune Willy Wonka plays to summon the Umpa-Lumpas.

Suddenly Fiddy was erect. The niglets started singing. They all had tiny little boners.

Fiddy floated down to Daring.

With that daring began to suck up the rape snakes with her futa. The snakes seething around in her balls, coursing through her body.

“Niggercakes you say? That's my favorite baked treat!”

In one surmised climax she ejaculates the corpses of the rape snakes. The force contorting her body, twisting her leg.

"Ouch," thought Daring. "I just twisted my ankle."

then ticket showed up and said, "oh you poor baby, i will ban whoever did this to you"

"Hey Daring!", a voice called out from above.

"OH SHIT IT'S A BIRD"

"N-NO IT'S A PLANE!!"

"OMFG ITS SPIDERMAN"

And as those three voices called out, daring do was ambushed by a group of puerto ricans. The Puerto Ricans began an amusing song and dance piece.

MEANWHILE AT THE HOSPITAL!

DARING DO LAYS AWAKE KNOWING HER ENTIRE BODY IS CRUSHED DUE TO MEXICAN SUPERIORITY!

Then tracy lept out of the brush and stabbed Ticket with a Dragon Dildo

"C'mon Ticket we got to get on with that comic it ain't gonna write itself!”

"Who are these faggots?" Fred had no time for meta bullshit.

"Since the van is crawling with rape snakes, we're going to have to hoof it." They all began to slide through semen and shit into the sunset.

Ticket said, “It is I Daring Doo though I have hidden this dark dark secret of mine for years I finally believe that I can now state infact the my fetish is Tracy farting blood!"

Tracy looked at daring dumb and mindless.

"Wat?"

Tracy replied she then began to-

"Great, from a Tennisball inside Daring Do's cunt to some ginger slut's asshole." Tracy thought and she ripped another bloody fart.

Trying to repress what had just happened, Daring Do mindlessly walked into a pyramid full of niggers. There were no survivors.

except daring do, of course.

And Volleyball. And Ping Pong, but he was busy with rice, or something.

"Thanks gang. Now that I know the ruby is here I no longer needed you." She drenched them in her flamable piss.

"Draga Nam Sloboda." Shaggy was ready to surpass this plane of existence. “I love rubing cat paws”

I fucking love these threads

“He's a planet bro, best fucking planet in the fucking Milky Way Galaxy!”

Daring Do, however, has a bite mark on her ass and swastikas carved on her crotchtits. Must be part of some bizarre mating ritual. maybe it was oatmeal or raisins idk go fuck yourself.

“Butthurt asian detected.” … Said Daring. "My Little Pony, My Little Pony, Ahh, ahh, ahh, ahh~"

Daring was flanked by a bunch of obese autists covered in a bunch of My Little Pony stickers. Then ticket banned all the cool people leaving only the faggots daring do, tracy, and fred.

"CAN SOMEONE GET ME OUT OF THIS GINGERS ASS! IM FUCKING STUCK!

Said Tracy as sure tries to move in Daphne's ass hole that was now extremely wide. Radovan Karadžić hung out with them like a bro.

Fred licked his lips.

"Pungent..." he muttered as he stared at Daphne's ass, while still managing to drive. The ever-widening sphincter filled the cabin with a sickly smell, as Tracy's muffled cries for help fell on deaf ears.

"I'LL FUCKING KILL THESE TEENAGE PERVERTS!" Tracy yelled internally.

Luckily, /mlp/ was not in the vicinity. With the rising nitrogen in the air, it causes fred to spin outta control launching Daphne, Tracy and Tennis ball out the window and in the air flying.

"AWWW IT SO COTE ME LIEK PONEH!"

Said one of the obese autistics, Daring now backing into a corner looked for a way out.

"Welp, that's a bummer." Tracy shrugged and hardcore farted in Daring Do's face until she passed out, then woke back up. Tracy grabbing a knife from her trusty ass sliced and diced the teenage fuckbags, Tracy lifted her knife and cut them to pieces and by the end of it she was breathing heveliy.

"Now to finish my main mission I must kill Daring Doo."

"Hopefully they have the Hub in hell." Daring threw a match at the bewildered gang.

Thousands upon thousands of niggers could be heard in the pyramid before her along with their haphazard rap lyrics.

At the entrance of the pyramid were two albino niggers.

"Why people hate based on the color of our skin. 'Pac's in my heart like every one of them. My life is just as valid." The nigger on the left had been tired of his life of being oppressed.

"Nigga, you dumb!" The second nigger responded. "Now check my flow. Bug it like Rwanda...." They turned to each other, the first beat boxing.

This was daring's chance to sneak past

"...just a small sample of the abstract, where da rhyme get crazy hot...." The 2nd nigger was enveloped in his tribal trance.

Daring was almost there. She was halfway through the entrance, the entrance leading to...

The main nigga hall of niggariya! The Hall of unpleasant Pleasure.

Chapter VIII “The Hall of Unpleasant Pleasure”

She could not fathom what was before her. Thousands upon thousands of niggers rapping, spanking one another with concrete anal beads. It seemed to be a tournament of sorts, some niggers were being blown to bits, there faces wrenched in shame.

In a comedic effect they landed on Daphne's face launching Tracy outta her ass hole like a rocket with shit following her. Tracy then landed on top of tennis ball who got sent into a sewer drain. After regaining balence Tracy grabbed her knife and killed the two teens.

But there it was the ruby!

"Oh no!" gasped Fred in his last few blood gurgling breaths. "This is one crime we- SPLUTTER-COUGH GAG didn't need to... solve.... I'll never unmask a villain.. ever.. nngh.."

And then Daphne lifeless corpse fell on him, covering him in shit.

A single ray of light shone on that glorious ruby, perched upon a golden dick, atleast 10 stories high.

A chunk of head came spinning in her direction, he had been alive just a second ago. He was still cognizant, it seemed he had something to say.

"NEVA EAT MC NUGGETS BEFORE SHITTIN!"

Then he died.

She had stomped his face in, Mcnuggets are shitty anyways, daring was a KFC gal.

She had to devise a plan though. How was she going to retrieve that ruby?

Gratuitous sex with the ruby's owner, and a quick knife shank to the balls would do it while he's in the bathroom afterwards, thought Daring.

"USE YO WINGS PONI WROU CAN WRUCKING FWHY!"

said the asian ping pong

Her wings were covered in dry rape snake infused semen, she could not imagine flying at this time. So she set forth, looking for the nigger with the biggest dick, the dopest beat.

Perhaps then she could end this sexy hell.

But then she spotted something in the corner of her eye...

And there he was the worlds biggest nigger!

Fat Richard Brown Yolo the Ice Pick Niguuuuh himself.

Sweat drenched her coat upon sight of this, as well, fluids seethed from her marehood and futa

She knew he was the keeper of the ruby. He wore a helmet on the tip of his dick, studded with the heads of those he had slain.

Flanked by his right-hand man, Rap(p)in' Brown Alan, with his shank forged from KFC variety chicken bucket bones. As she faced him, he took notice and began to waddle towards her at 2mph.

"To complete your mission, Daring Do, you have to be TRUE and HONEST to your heart. You have to be brave, and keep a My Little Pony toy with you at all times. This is what all boys need to do."

"But I'm a mare." she replied.

Was she going to have to dock penises? She looked about her, trying to make sense of this circumstance. She needed to fell this studly beast.

Fat Richard Brown Yolo the Ice Pick Niguuuuh himself had a swagger about him. Each stomp shook the pyramid. His voice pervaded the air, his bombastic lyrics too momentous too ignore.

I came.

"WTF GURL U BLEW UP THE LEADERS PYRAMID!" Rappin' Brown shoved the shank into her face, infecting one of her eyes with HIV.

Maybe just maybe......

Rap(p)in' Brown Alan aka Mint Rape Delight aka Old Yeller aka We Cibul Rights knew shit was going down. Nothing could get past the pastor.

Unfortunately for Rappin' Brown, Daring had no less than three hundred unique strains of HIV, the mare shook as the HIV combined and evolved

After recovering she lunges at the nigger at full force determined to knock his dick down!

Maybe just maybe this new strain of virus could finally kill of the nigger population, daring thought. She strained her futa, rearing an ejaculate so mighty and powerful as to be a tidal wave and then her futa exploded

Daring do awakens, the last thing she remembered .

"My futa!" It had exploded mid lunge.

"I shiggadiggydoodawg," said the bigger nigger, pelting Daring Do and all of her futa to the ground with a spare whip-belt.

Her agony was transient, for she saw all the niggers had succumb to AIDS 3.0.

"Where muh ruby at?"

Fat Richard Brown Yolo the Ice Pick Niguuuuh himself could not succumb to things as trivial as HIV. His immune system was diamonds.

With nothing left to show, it seemed that our hero was at her end but.......

When she awoke, Rappin' Brown Alan and Fat Richard Brown Yolo the Ice Pick Niguuuuh Himself lay dead, covered in a mysterious glowing white goo. Daring looked between her legs, the futacock she had grown so close to on her journey gone, exploded- all that remained were fleshy dangly bits of skin where there was once meat. The futacock, in desperation to save Daring, sacrificed itself.

Turning around, Daring faced nigger-golemn raping a dead fish.

THEN TRACY AND PING PONG CAME OUT OF NOWHERE PEARL HARBOR STYLE, AND STARTED TO BOMB ALL THE NIGGLETS!

Her futa gone, she felt she could not defend herself. Then rape snakes exploded from the ceiling of the pyramid.

"Thank you for a womb as warm and lovely as yours." Daring blushed at the rape snakes comment.

"Allahu Akbar" The rape snakes were part time jihadists.

"We gotta get out of he- BEAIURFHAFRHG" Pong was bombarded by nigger watermelons, no one could have survived such a devastating disaster.

"NOOOOO"

Tracy yelled as the only sane person that wasnt dead yet in this story has finally died.

But Ping was no ordinary ball. He was a table warrior, trained in the arts of sustaining heavy blows and shrugging off disaster. But.. perhaps even this was too much for the wise old master.

They formed a cacoon around Fat Richard Brown Yolo the Ice Pick Niguuuuh, filling every orfice. He squealed in perplexed grandeur.

General oberst fuhrer enperor Pharaoh king sergeant master sergeant shooter person to the max NigNog then realized that his nigger army was losing, so he took the Hitler route and an hero'ed. Is this the end of NigNog?

"Is NigNog murder?"

"Yes, NigNog is murder"

He was not dead for long. The tears of a thousand children gave him back the will to live!

Then all of the sudden Daring Do MK-Ultra'd all over the place and ended up bashing Tracy in the face with the ruby.

"/x/, pls go" said Anon.

Chapter IX “Demonic Doom”

"oH HELL dawg i found my ruby xDDD 5/5 bretty guud :DDDD"

With the new found power of asian children tears Ping Pong rose from the grave like motha fucking Jezus and went head first in to NigNog's gut!

"AFDSFUHAKSLFGJGHSHVVHSIVEBGHWA" NigNog vomited a pale of KFC Gravy all over Do's backside.

Daring regretted everything.

With no gas in the tank NigNog slowly started to die.

"Kunta keentay." Hitler saluted the mass of rape snakes as it exploded.

"Daring do, my child I shall enlighten you." Hitler gripped daring do as a javelin, throwing her at the ruby perched on that golden dick...

She had no way of stabilizing her body in flight, the rape snake infused seamen still made flight a vain pursuit. The angst was palpable, her gaze fixed on her pursuit.

Suddenly gonorrhea.

Hitler screamed in agony.

"Hitler!" Daring briefly forgot about her pursuit.

"Don't worry my child! I have a doctor's appointment next thurseday!" his face reassuring, as her father's in childhood.

The ruby was within grasp, she was at the apex of her trajectory.

Tracy look up at Daring fire burst from her yes.

"you little bitch."

Tracy whispered in a demonic voice.

"Now you have unleashed your fucking doom!"

Tracy started to lift from the ground wind flowed through her hair towards Daring, suddenly a burst of light a portal had appeared sucking anything into it Daring tried to hold onto something but to no avail. She awoke 15 hours later in Equestria, surrounded by ponies.

The next level of Altered Beast!

But this was no ordinary Equestria, in this universe everyone was happy there was no murder or sex just pastel coloured ponies having fun, Daring's jaw dropped.

"Well Fuck."

Then suddenly a flash of rainbow went around her..... And her anus puckered with to force of a thousand suns

"So that's where that came from," Daring said, itching her crotch. Then suddenly rainbow dash... Then suddenly rainbow dash with the main 6. Daring listened to her doctor as he prescribed several pills to her. And a few invasive creams. WINK.

"RAINBOOMCRASH GTFO" Daring screamed.

Daring now sweating with fear tried to make out what was causing it. Wetness the feeling of droplets fell on daring, it was splashing her face and all over her body the rainbow slowed down, there she sat rainbow dash her clit wet as she had just cycloned her self upon Daring till she had climaxed.

Let's make it Money to Help Train The Rebels in Syria this time!

All the sex and deviant behavior pays off now, the moist ejaculate on her hoofs allowing her to firmly grip the ruby even as she tumbled over the side of the golden penis.

BUT IT TURNS OUT SHE WAS ALLERGIC AND HER ANUS PUCKERED SO TIGHTLY SHE TURNED INSIDE OUT AND SPAGETTI WENT EVERYWHERE AS DARING WATCHED IN HORROR THE SPAGETTI REFORMED INTO A MASSIVE MONSTER NAMED...

Scrotie McBoogerballs Tony.

Daring thought harder as that was a name of something a 10 year old would think of instead she went for a more sophisticated name such as-

Jimbo Ron Jeremy

As SPAGETTI Ron Jeremy formed daring had no choice but to shove all of the SPAGETTI into her vagina

So......much.....SPAGETTI......

Uuummmgggghhhhghjjj

As she falls the shock of losing her futa drives her to the edge of consciousness, she fights to stay awake.

However, The inevitable 404 grips her and she briefly slips from existence.

Daring do wakes up blurry eyed.

"Am I still in the pyramid?" she murmurs to herself.

"You are safe now." She can only make out an ambiguous silhouette.

"Your ruby is right here. Your current journey is at and end." The voice is calming, setting daring do at ease.

No she was still on the train, the ruby seemed to be glowing. Then it hit her everything was a dream!

"Check my improved flow. Bug it like Rwanda..."

With that she exploded into several pieces and woke up in a cold sweat in a seat of a train.

She was in the company of the albino niggers. Who was traveling with her to the city to sell the ruby and split the profits.

Chapter X “The Train”

after she had awoke from her crazy if not sexy ass dream, Daring notice a damp feeling from her crotch.

"I guess I might of gotten a little too excited while dreaming"

She grabbed a cloth beside her and cleaned her self off, she knew what to do now she had to go back to the alternate future past of yesterday's present.

"Hey, don't listen to that nigga. We still got places to go." He pounded her hoof.

"Look, we're going to get some boiled peanuts. We thought you'd want to come wich us." His look shifted to one of gravity.

"We probably gonna need a share of yo' profits too, we did get you out of thar."

"Dis my shit." One of the albina niggers grasped her by her hind legs.

"Ain't had a fresh puss in a minute."

Through the cabin's door, Rap(p)in' Brown Alan and his master walked in carrying a bag of rape snakes, weed and coke.

The albino nigger dove voraciously into her vagina, ripping her open with a force of 500,000 terakelvin. The boat or camel or whatever they were on exploded in flame.

"HAW HAW U THOUGHT U CULD STUP MASTUR, DIDNT U!" In with that, they both unleashed the rape snakes and jumped out the window with the red ruby.

Out of nowhere flies in a Dragon, wielding in one hand a Linus Torvalds dildo

"Hey, yo dirty house nigga!" Rap(p)in' Brown Alan pulled the albino niggers from daring do.

"Daring, care to check my package. Received some bricks on the credit." What look to be rather commonplace bricks of skank weed and coke exploded in rape snakes.

In unequaled succession the nignogs, and their irrational fear of rapesnakes, burst into treats.

As she opened the package metallic claws grabbed her....

The train exploded in one hell of a shit storm...

"Where the fuck these rape snakes comin' from?"Rap(p)in' Brown Alan pulled out his glock, firing upon the snakes.

In that storm Daring do was pulled into a parallel dimension, the ruby firmly placed within her rectum.

I don't even.

Daring can't even.

OP can't even.

All is lost

Chapter XI “The End?”

It pulled her into a raping machine fucking her 70mph, the nigs started to fuck everything! Nd one just pulled on the emergency brakes.

The coffin is being lowered into the ground, when all of a sudden... BLAMBLAMBLAMBLAM. Gunshots broke loose.

Linus Torvalds jumped outta nowhere but got assaulted by niggers as Daring Do was launched from the train due to a explosion.

NigNog burst out of his coffin! It was a kwanzaa miracle! He came back to life and caught Daring Do in midflight. Before she could do anything every memory of this shitty adventure went past her mind and she finally understood what the hell was happening! TIME FUCKING PARADOX LOOP SHIT!

Daring had been experiencing holucinations due to changes in Darings hormonal cycle

Daring was finally a colt

All of those pills payed off

Daring whips out her ruby shouting in a loud and profound voice

“I Daring Doo her by swear upon albino niggers life that I will destroy this ruby which has plague us all, So I must travel to-”

Daring do fell from the storage compartment in what appeared to be another train car. Her marehood felt worn as cow hide.

The train decelerated with tremendous force, the train come off the tracks and exploded, Michael Bay beating his meat stick through the whole experience.

Several carts decimate a nearby funeral.

And then she said "You really have no idea what unholy chaos you've just unleashed. My father beat me for six fucking years, stopped when I shanked his fucking throat. So don't you tell me what the fuck to do, you piece of shit! You're probably some pansy ass faggot who sleeps in his mom's basement and sneaks into his sister's room just to get a whiff of her panties. This is the problem with Jews like you, you just take and take and take and you live off the lives of other people. I defended this god damned country and you say that shit to me? You don't even know how many people I've killed that I could have spared, what's stopping me from finding you right now with my tracking history and ripping your ass open. Get ready, kid, because I will find you, I will kill you, and I will end your pathetic excuse for a life. And don't think I won't, because you know I will. Get prepared, bitch."

Daring do tries to collect herself, her vision still obscured from the nigger pyramid battle.

Blam Blam Blam and a nigga be dead. Agunfight breaks out between the albino nigger duo and Rap(p)in' Brown Alan.

At that moment reality implodes. The sky above them appears to fold upon itself, revealing a torrent of rape snakes. The mass of the rape snakes is so immense it begins to pull daring do and all her fellow niggas into the sky.

And with that Daring Do was forever trapped repeating the same shit over and over again till the start of the fourth book.

Chapter XII “All’s Well”

The mass of the rape snakes then collapses on itself ; ripping a hole in the very fabric of time space

She was able to perceive time as the convoluted structure it was. Every moment feels as an eternity.

"I wish I had parents, then I would eat all of the pills in their medicine cabinet."

The End

"Wait wait wait, hold on a second."

With this time she subverts her current predicament-

"What about me?" As daring begins to fade from her current reality Rap(p)in' Brown Alan agonizes over his demise, to be consumed by rape snakes.

"Hopefully we will meet again.." Daring do's marehood glows as she transcends time and space.

What?

A soccer mom shreds the fabric of all time, as she is the most vital element of actuality.

"If my kid eats any pills I will back trace and sodomize each of you horsefuckers."

And then everyone fucked.

The end.

P.S. hello

Then that thing from 2001 a space oddessy happens and then the end. “My god, it's full of balls!”

"Drum roll"

The End.

This Christmas think of the plight of your children. Daring do characterizes an issue with today's youth, they don't know how to fuck. Look at all those pregnant teenagers, you have to pull out faggots.

So, this Christmas remember to put as many medications in your turkey dinner as possible, then in this drunken roose have a family orgy. If you can, start the dinner off with a toast of horse menstruation.

-Your neighborhood bestial pedophile

Epilogue “It’s Important To Know...”

The monkey and his shopping cart wife Shaniqua lived a quiet but enjoyable life. They had 87 kids and a successful restaurant. Daring Do completely disappeared from existence till the

next book, most of the niggers died due to level 4 AIDS and the Ruby was never actually real so yeah. Fin

Also Ping Pong became a real boy and joined professional leagues torching all of his friends and family, Volleyball segmented towards the heavens into a new life, Tennis ball was dead

The jihadist rape snakes did 9/11 also jews are conglomerates of rape snakes and the niggers are able to reestablish their ass explosive rape battle royal pyramid.

Chapter I “The Ruby Eye”

Daring Do stared intently at the tiny red jewel fragment she held in her hoof. She knew it was part of another, larger gem, but where was it? What mysteries would be revealed to her, and what adventures would she have this time? She tucked the jewel fragment into her saddlebag and inhaled, steadying herself for the journey ahead. and the only thought in her head was, 'why is rarity such an amazing pony

All of a sudden a pack of rape niggers jumped out, and out of nowhere flies in Linus Torvalds, wielding in one hand a dragon dildo Linus was no match for the rape niggers. They raped him and his shitty lunix to hell

*BAM* As the train exploded! Sending Daring Do spiraling through the sky still strapped to a malicious dick device currently pounding her at 70mph!

The rape niggers caught up to Daring in midair. The leader of the pack whipped out his gigantic shlong. Then Daring Do tried to insert a bowling ball into her anus unsuccessfully. She tried again, but her butt was too hurt. In all these kerfuffles the ruby eye fell out of her bag, it flew right into the ass of one really big fat monkey. the monkey enjoyed the ruby eye in his ass, so much so that he released a torrent of semen that flooded the plains. So much butthurt was there from previous encounters with that monkey that she had already spent all of her savings on laxatives.

be funny, don't shitpost too much

be funny, don't shitpost too much

be funny, don't shitpost too much

And then nobody gave a shit about it. They all went down to the bar in town and had public restroom sex with rape niggers. daring noticed a hole in the bathroom wall. from the hole in the wall a 13 inch black nigger dick came out of the hole But before she could indulge herself Master Chief shoved her out of the way and began fingering the man's urethra while gordon morgan freeman masturbated in the corner Daring had heard legends of the Ruby Eye, the legendary gem which would grant her untold powers. Little did she know the great lengths she would have to go to in order to possess such a powerful object. She would have to suck six million nigger dicks, and swallow each time.

Daring now looking dumb founded stared into the eyes of the monkey. She knew the only way in which to get the ruby eye back was to pleasure the monkey till it's bowls released which would ultimately also give way the ruby in the monkeys rectum. With no luck Daring Do reached in her bag and grabbed a small tiny piece of watermelon she had and shoved it in the nearest dick she could find! But then they turned into religious fags and learned not to ever sexxed again