My Little Asylum Insanity is Magic

Wake up Ratchet it's time to wake up...

Hmm what why am I wearing a strait jacket whats going on

*Cell door opens up and two doctors walk in*

He's awake that is problematic

No mater we can always just sedate him again

Whats going on were am I why am I wearing this jacket

He doesn't remember what happened

Good that's the whole reason he's here

What happened what did I do....

Come on Ratchet your going to miss your party

*I look out the door and see Pinkie Pie standing in the hall under a flickering light*

Pinkie

What did he just say

QUICK SED.....

*The room goes black followed by screams and a horrible tearing sound as if flesh and bone are being torn apart*

AHHH WHAT'S GOING O...

*I'm struck in the back of the head and black out*

3 WEEKS LATER

Wakie wakie sleepy head

*I open my eyes and see Pinkie standing over me with blood splattered on her face and a wicked smile*

Come on Ratchet it's time for your party

Hu Pinkie what's going on

*I raise up off the floor and extreme pain shoots threw the back of my head and I fall back down and roll in pain and right into one of the doctor poines*

Ow mY AHHHH WHAT THE HELL

*I jump up and stagger away from the dead rotting body of one of the doctor ponies and I realize I'm no longer wear the strait jacket*

What the hell happened to him him what the buck is going on here Pinkie

They were meany mean pants so I taught them how to be nicer

*Pain shoots threw my head again and I slump to the floor*

Ahhh my head it hurts

I'm surprised your complaining about your wings as well

What are you talking about my win...

*I turn my head to look at my wings and realize they have been broken and torn off*

AHHHH MY WINGS AHHHHHHH

Calm down Ratchet It'll be fine all we got to do is get to the medical wards and Twilight will heal you up right as rain

*She smiles ear to ear*

Wait Twilight is here

Well du what kinda party would it be if your friends arn't there

Wait who else is here

Just me and Twilight and somepony called Crescent

*Pain shoot threw my head again and the world fades and I see from the eyes of something else that doesn't have hooves but has weird worm things sticking out of there front hooves and it beings to stand up and I see two dead doctors that look just like the ones in my cell sept different the creature whos eyes I'm seeing threw procedes out the door into the blackness and then suddently the world fades and I see Pinkie again*

Are you ok Ratchet you look a little sick to your tummy

I...I'm fine I just need to get healed up were in the medical ward

*The lights flicker on and Pinkie is no longer standing infront of me but is outside my cell*

How did...nevermind

Okie dokie lokie follow me

*Pinkie begins to hop down the hall and seems to teleport everytieme the lights flicker*

Wait up Pinkie

*I start to run and pain shoots threw my head and the world fades again and I'm back seeing what that creature sees and in looks down to its right for hoof and its carved up to hell bleeding heavily it wipes the blood away and it reads 943 it looks back to the hall and two more creatures start yelling and runing at the creature they pull out metal batons as they get closer and the closest one swings its baton and hits the creature and the world snaps back and I crumple over in pain from just being hit and I suddenly realize there are two guards standing over me with batons*

Ahh whats going on what happened why did you hit me

Shut the hell up 943

943 what hell is 943

*out of nowhere one of the guard's head explodes spraying his partner in blood and gray matter*

What the...

!CRACK!

*The second guard's head explodes in a red mist and confedy*

What the hell

*I look to my right and see Pinkie with her party cannon*

I never leave home with out it

Thanks for the help Pinkie what were they wanting from me

They don't want you to have your party

Why

Cuz there meany mean pants that's why so to keep them from keeping you from your party grab that one baton so you can defend yourself

Alright if you say so

*I stand up bracing myself against the wall so not to slip in the pool of blood that has formed from the two dead guards and I bend down and grab baton from the floor*

Dif is masty

What

*I slide the baton in the straps on my strait jacket and spill onto the guard that hit me in the ribs*

I said that was nasty

OH......well lets get out of here before more show up

alright but how do you know where we'er going

I don't know I just sorta walk forward until I find something

....Really...whatever lets just get out of here

Okie Dokie Lokie

*30 mins later of trotting down dark hallway I notice there isn't any other cells*

Hey Pinkie were are the other cells

There are none down here as far as I've seen

Where are we

We'er on the bottom floor

Bottom floor bottom floor of what

The Asylum

Alright well whats it called

I just told you The Asylum

Really that's a stupid name

You named it remember

What no I didn't

Yea you did you picked the name out for this place and the title of the story

...ok...lets just drop that topic

Okie Dokie Lokie

So do you at lest know the way out of here

Yea it's just up ahead

*We round the corner and see 3 heavily armed and armored ponies wearing a black sun on there helmets*

What the bu...

*They open fire on me and Pinkie hitting me once in my left forleg and twice in the chest and hit Pinkie 3 times in the chest and once in the head*

PINKIE

*I fall over on my side and crack my head against the ground causing the world to fade around me and I being to see threw the eyes of the creature again staring at the same 3 guards that just shot me*

Shit we just put 3 full mags into him

KEEP sho....

*the guards are cut off as the creature speeds across the floor and slams the baton I picked up into the side of the left guards head sending him into the wall and grabbing the knife of his hostler and stabbing the middle guard in the throat and pulling him between the last guard who opens up into his friend spraying blood everywhere*

OH SH....

*The guard never had time to react as the baton came crashing down on his shoulder cracking the bones underneath his armor and flesh causing him to drop his gun and fall back in pain as he hit the wall he goes for his sidearm but doesn't manage to get it out of the hostler in time to shoot as the knife the creature had stole went right into the chest of the guard and into the wall nailing him to t and causing him to drop the gun and loose consciousness the creature processed to take his helmet off and smash the guards head in with the baton until there was nothing but a bloody pulp left*

Come on Ratchet wake up its time to go home

*I snap back to reality and notice Rainbow Dash standing at the end of the hall where the 3 guards were and noticed there all dead*

Rainbow what are you doing here

I came to be at your party and you still owe me

Owe you what

*I go to stand but fall from the bullet wounds*

You know from the race me and you had

*She trots over to me and leans down and bits my ear softly*

Come on Ratchet the way to the medical wards is right here

Can you help me I can barely move right now

Sure I love you being on top anyways

*I blush and look at the floor*

*She helps me clime onto her back and proceeds to the elevator and as we enter the elevator she sets me down in a corner*

You should get some rest Ratchet you don't look so good and besides this is a long ride to the top

Alright wake me up when we get there

I'll do more then wake you Ratchet

*She smiles at me and turns around and mashes a button and the doors close and we begin the long trip to the top and I slowly fall asleep*