My Little Family Guy (Family FiM)

by PKSlider725

Rating: teen
Tags: Comedy, Romance, Crossover
Length: 676

What happens when A pony meets the Griffins? Well, read and find out.

Family Guy and ponies. What more can I say?

Published 1970-01-01 00:00:00 UTC
Last updated 2013-03-30 03:04:07 UTC

Chapter 1: At the Bar

Brian Griffin walks into the bar and takes a seat by the counter. “Will I ever find the one?” He mumbles to himself. Promptly, he hears a sniffling noise coming from the seat next to him. He looks over and notices a small, yellow pony with long, pink hair. “What’s wrong?” He asks.

The pony replies, “I… I accidently… (Sniff)… bumped into a guy and… and he yelled at me…”

“Is that all that this is about…?” Brian mutters to himself. Upon hearing this, the pony buried her face in her hooves and began to sob. “Oh, no, I’m sorry!” Brian says.

The pony stops sobbing and looks directly at Brian’s face, Brian staring back at her. “My god,” Brian says, “You’re BEAUTIFUL!”

“You… (Sniff)… You think I’m… beautiful…?” The pony asks, wiping the tears from her eyes.

“Yes,” Brian replied. “In fact, how could ANYONE yell at that face? That guy must’ve been a real asshole!”

“Um…” at this point, the pony starts blushing.

“Oh, did I…” Brian starts. “…Did I say something wrong?”

“No,” The pony replies, hugging him, “Not at all…” She then releases him. “My name’s Fluttershy… What’s yours?”

“I’m Brian. Brian Griffin.”

“That’s a wonderful name.”

“Thank you.”

“I see you have a collar. Can I come meet your owners sometime, I mean, umm, if that’s okay with you…”

“Of course! I don’t see why NOT!”

Chapter 2: Meet the Griffins

The following Saturday, the Griffins are sitting in their living room. Brian enters through the front door.

“Alright, you guys,” he says, “this is my new girlfriend, Fluttershy.” Fluttershy enters the room. “She’s timid, so you shouldn’t do anything to-”

“HOLY CRAP, IT’S A HORSE!” Peter exclaims. “CAN I RIDE ON IT?!”

Fluttershy squeals, retreating behind Brian.

“Peter!” Brian says, before turning to Fluttershy. “It’s okay, honey, this is my family.” He points to each person as he introduces them. “There’s Peter, Lois, Meg, Chris, and Stewie.”

Fluttershy hesitantly removes herself from behind Brian.

“Aw!” Meg says. “She’s really cute, Brian!”

“Wow,” Chris says, “I really like her mane!” (ROFL! XD)

Lois walks over to Fluttershy. “It’s really nice to meet you, sweetie.”

“Th… Thank you…” Fluttershy manages.

“Why don’t you stay for dinner, Fluttershy?” Peter offers. “We’re having roast b-”

“Hey, Fluttershy!” Brian interrupts. “Um… Uh... So…”

“What’s up with that tattoo on the side of your back leg?” Chris inquires.

“Oh, that’s my Cutie Mark,” Fluttershy replies. “On us ponies, it symbolizes our special talent. Mine is three butterflies because I’m good with animals.”

“Well, sounds like you’ve got yourself the perfect girl, Brian, as long as you don’t give her worms like the last two,” Stewie says.

“Brian’s got worms?” Fluttershy asks.

“Yes,” Lois replies. “How’d you know?”

“Stewie said so just now.”

“What? You can understand me?” Stewie asks, obviously quite surprised.

“Yes, I can,” Fluttershy replies. “Can’t everyone?”

“Please,” Brian mumbles, “don’t remember the-”

“So Brian has worms?” Fluttershy asks. Everyone in the room nods in response, except for Brian, who bows his head in shame. “Oh, it’s not that embarrassing, sweetie. Besides, I can help you get rid of them.”

“Really?” Brian asks. “You CAN?”

“I’ve had a lot of experience with worms, so this should be no real problem for me.”

“So, you’re not going to leave because I have worms?”

“Of course not! I wish you would’ve told me yourself, but at least I found out about them before the situation got too serious.” She then looks out the window. “Oh, no! It’s getting late! I need to go! It was nice meeting you all!”

“Bye!” Meg says.

“See ya later!” Chris exclaims.

“Come back anytime, honey,” Lois says.

“Yeah,” Peter says, “and maybe next time you can stay for dinner!”

“Have a great day, honey,” Brian says.

“Thank you all for having me,” Fluttershy says, “And Brian, you have a great day, too! Goodbye, everyone!” She then leaves.

“A talking pony?” Stewie ponders. “I must conduct research!” He then runs up to his room.