What began as a relatively uneventful night of conversation over Skype between a Brony, an Anti-Brony and Commander Shepard regarding "Cupcakes" escalates to the point of an impromptu trip to Equestria for all three. Now, the Anti-Brony is caught in a sticky situation that threatens not only his life, but his patience for Shepard's antics.

Meanwhile, Sweetie Belle's life is about to have a fresh new start.

Two things to to consider before reading:
1. Parody of Cupcakes, but contains minimal actual gore.
2. Shameless self-insertion of author and two friends (one of which made the cover art).

Cliches aside, constructive feedback is greatly appreciated.