What Am I Doing Here?

Chapters

Chapter Two - Where Am I?
Chapter Three - Apology
Chapter Four - Rough New World
Chapter Five - Time Flux
Chapter Six - Older Then I Look
Chapter Seven - Time Lord
Chapter Eight - Every Rose Has Its Thorn
Chapter Ten - Blood Diamond
Chapter Eleven - Transformation
Chapter Twelve - A Very Stupid Thing
Chapter Thirteen - Date Night
Chapter Fourteen - Kingdom Of The Poms (Re-Write)
Chapter Fifteen - Happy Birthday, Crystal!
Sequel Is Up!
Chapter One - Just A Normal School Day
Chapter Nine - Apple In A Forest
Thanks!

Chapter Two - Where Am I?

When the bright light filled my vision, I was blinded for a moment. When the light faded away and I could see, I found that I was on a grassy hill out in the middle of nowhere. I tried to take in my surroundings, and found a small village just down the hill. I decided that I should go down there and find a phone or something. So I began walking down the hill and towards the village.

Many thoughts raced through my head.

'Where am I? How did I get here? What am I doing here?'

The last thing I remember was Chrissy saying her actual name was Chrysalis. And then she said she would take me to her world. Wait a minute. Did she succeed?

I stopped for a brief moment, then laughed at myself.

Nah. She couldn't have. There is no such thing as another world. As I reach the village I noticed that there is a vast quantity of....

Ponies?

Okay, this is weird. Maybe they're pets. As I walk through the village, all of the ponies stop what they were doing and look directly at me. That's when I noticed. These ponies were not pets. They had market stalls and they were all actually in a conversation seconds before I walked into the village. With all their eyes on me, I nervously raised my hand.

"Ummm...Hi?"

One pony pointed at me and screamed.

"The monster talks! Everypony run!"

'Holy living shit they talk. Chrissy really did send me to another world. Her world.....'

The entire town was thrown into utter chaos. Ponies were running around trying to escape the "monster" before he eats them. I roll my eyes and turn around to leave the town. I've had enough. If they won't help me, then fine. I'll find my way home on my own. As I walked away, I noticed that all the screaming had stopped. I turn around and see that the town once again had all eyes on me. One pale yellow coated pony with a red mane stepped towards me.

"You're....not going to hurt us?"

I scoff and laugh. "No. Why would I? You haven't hurt me, so I don't hurt you. One of my rules. Now if none of you will help me, then I'll be on my way."

As I turn, my arm was pulled back. I look behind me to see the same pony from before looking up at me with happy eyes.

"Wait! I'll help you! My name is Roseluck! What do you need?"

She let go of my hand and I turned back around. I look to the crowd and saw something that creeped me out.

A mint green coated unicorn with a lighter shade green mane was giving me the creepiest look I could ever see. She leaped out of the crowd and in front of me. She pointed a hoof directly at me and looked to the crowd.

"I told you! Humans do exist! He's a human!"

I raise an eyebrow at the mare and gesture to my body.

"Yeah, I'm human. So?"

She turned to me with the same crazed look.

"See! He admits it!"

I face palm. Roseluck tugs on my hoodie and smiles.

"What do you need help with...."

"Crystal."

"What do you need help with Crystal?"

I rub the back of my head nervously.

"I'm looking for someone. You might know her? Her name is Chrysalis."

"What!?"

I turned to the new voice and saw a purple unicorn with a slightly darker purple mane running towards me. When she stopped in front of me, next to Lyra who was still staring at me, she gave me an angry look.

"Why do you need to see Chrysalis?"

I shrugged. "She sent me to your world. I just wanna go home."

The unicorn shook her head.

"None of us know where she is. She was banished from Equestria months ago. She could be anywhere."

I groaned for the millionth time. "Fine. Can you send me home?"

A small grumble came from my gut. My eyes widened.

"And fast. I'm hungry."

The mare gave me a strange look.

"So? Eat something here. And I'm sorry."

She looks down in sadness. I give her a curious look.

"What?"

She looks back up.

"I can't send you home. I don't know the spell. You're stuck here until you can find Chrysalis and make her send you home."

I took a moment to register what she just said in my brain before moaning and holding my head.

"No way. I want to go home!"

I kneel down in the dirt and punch the ground.

"I want to see my dad again! I know he's an arsehole, but he's still my father!"

I punch the ground again, tears were coming from my eyes. I felt some pressure on my shoulder. I look up to see Roseluck looking at me with a pitiful look and a hoof on my shoulder.

"I'm so sorry, Crystal."

I sigh and pat her hoof. She pulls her hoof away and I stand up. I look over the crowd of ponies with tears in my eyes. They all look sad. For me? Three small fillies walk up from inside the crowd and up to me. They looked more curious then sad for me. The yellow one walked around me in circles.

"What type of monster are ya? Ya don't look like ya came from the Everfree."

The orange one nodded.

"Yeah! You look like an alien more then a monster!"

I rolled my eyes. "Technically, I am an alien."

All three of the fillies "Ooohed". The white one started tugging on my hoodie.

"What's this? Is this your coat?"

I laugh and roll my sleeve up.

"No. It's my jacket. This is my skin."

They all "Ooohed" again and started touching my skin. It felt kinda weird, but they were just curious.

"Applebloom!"

"Sweetie Belle!"

"Scoots!"

I looked over to the new voices. Three mares, one normal, one unicorn and the other....winged? Okay, this place has flying ponies. Seems legit. All three run up to the fillies and pull them back.

"Applebloom, don' talk to tha monsters!"

"Sweetie Belle, don't go anywhere near the thing!"

The winged one flew right up to my face with anger in her eyes.

"Don't come anywhere near Scoots again, you monster!"

A purple glow surrounded the winged one that was up in my face. It looked like she was being pulled away from me towards the purple unicorn.

"Rainbow! It's not a monster! He's an alien!"

Rainbow folded her forelegs. It almost made me laugh at the sight. They were trying to imitate human expression?

"How do you know he's an alien? Can he talk?"

"Actually, yeah. I can. My name is Crystal."

All of the mares look at me. I look down at Roseluck.

"If this is how I'm going to be treated, I'm going to find Chrysalis on my own."

I tried to turn and leave, but Roseluck holds me back.

"Ignore them! Please stay! Please, I never like leaving ponies helpless."

I look back down to her to see the sadness in her face. I pinch the bridge of my nose and sigh.

"Alright. Fine."

She lets go of me and I turn to face the crowd.

"Does anyone know any information about a pony named Chrysalis!?"

Rainbow tried struggling out of the unicorns....magic? Sure. Magic.

"See? If he wants to see Chrysalis, he HAS to be bad!"

I roll my eyes and look to Rainbow.

"Look! She sent me here, all I wanna do is ask her to send me back!"

She rolled her eyes as well. "Well, good luck finding her. And by the way, she isn't a pony. She's a-"

"Changelings!"

Rainbow gestured to Roseluck and nodded.

"Yeah a Changeling."

Roseluck shook her head and pointed behind me.

"No! Changelings! Coming from over there!"

I turned and looked where Roseluck was pointing. Everyone gasped, including me. A giant concentration of what looked to be black ponies were flying towards the town. The all landed around the crowd, blocking all exits. The purple unicorn shook her had and gave the Changelings a glare.

"What do you want!?"

One of the Changelings stepped forward towards me. He knelt down before me.

"Queen Chrysalis wishes to meet you, Crystal."

He got my attention at the mention of Chrysalis. I looked down to Roseluck and smiled.

"Found her. You don't need to help me now."

Roseluck half hearted a smile. I looked to the crowd and bowed.

"Thanks for the absolute horrible hospitality! I bid you a good bye!"

I sprang back up with a large smile on my face. I turn to the Changeling.

"Take me to her."

He nodded and turned and began walking. I was about to follow, before I felt a tug on my sleeve. I looked behind me and saw the purple unicorn holding me with her magic and giving me a dark look.

"What ever Chrysalis needs you for, it cannot be good for us. You might be used as a type of weapon against us! You're not leaving Ponyville!"

I try and pry her magic away but fail.

"Let me go! I want to go home!"

Roseluck and Lyra give me sad looks. The ponies from before, including Rainbow, all walk around me and form a sort of perimeter around me, preventing escape. The unicorn looked up at me with a sad look.

"I'm sorry, but it has to be this way. My name is Twilight Sparkle. This is Applejack and Rarity."

I scoffed and she let go of my sleeve. I give her a dirty look. The Changeling from before saw that I was being held back. I didn't bother trying to do something stupid to escape. I didn't understand how magic works, so I didn't wanna risk it. The Changeling stepped towards me.

"Our Queen wishes to see him, Sparkle. You can't hold him back! He's a giant compared to all of you! He'll crush you!"

Roseluck shook her head. "No he won't! He said it was one of his rules to not hurt people who haven't hurt him!"

The Changeling growled and looked to me.

"Do you wish to see our Queen?"

I nod. "Yes. Can you help me?"

The Changeling frowned.

"Unfortunately, we have strict orders to not engage in any form of combat. Do not worry, we will return for you. I shall tell the Queen that you wish to meet her."

The Changelings all turn around and fly high up in the sky. I groan and glare at Twilight.

"You stopped my only chance of leaving this place!"

Twilight gave me a curious look.

"What's so bad about this place?"

I huff and point to each of the ponies surrounding me.

"These ponies here!!!"

When they were mentioned they moved away from me and turn to face me. Applejack...I think that one is Applejack. She stepped forward with a look of curiosity.

"Wha's so bad about us?"

I huffed once again and got on my hands and knees and did an imitation of a mares voice.

"Stay away from that monster! He'll bloody kill you!"

The 3 mares, even Rainbow, looked down in sadness. I huffed and turned around.

"I'm going to find a place to stay."

I felt two tugs on either side of my body. I look down and saw that Lyra was on my right and Roseluck was on my left.

"I'll let you sleep at my place! You can stay with me!"

I looked to Lyra and saw that she was just examining my hands. I pulled away from Lyra and nodded to Roseluck.

"Okay. Lead the way, Roseluck."

Rose nodded and blushed. "My friends call me Rose."

I smile and wave a hand.

"Lead the way, Rose."

Rose smiled and walked towards her house. I followed next to her. It took me this long to realize something. I reach behind me and smiled.

"My bag! Yes!"

I reach back and pull it off. I unzip the front pocket and pull out my DSi.

"Aw yeah. This gunna be great!"

I fist pump the air and throw my bag back on. I flip open my DSi and start it up. This time I was playing Professor Layton and The Lost Future. Rose stared at my device with interest. I glanced at her and waved the device.

"It's called a DSi. And no, you can't play it without fingers."

"What's a finger?"

I sigh and hold my DSi with one hand, wiggling the fingers on the other.

"These are fingers."

Rose did the "Oh right" face and continued walking. We reached her house and walked inside. I thought the place looked rather nice. I looked down at Rose who was smiling at me.

"What do you think?"

I walk around and examine stuff lying about.

"It's not home, but its good...."

I slumped down into a squatting position.

"Home...."

Rose rested her hoof on my shoulder and smiled.

"Well, this can be your new home!"

I smiled and rest my hand on her hoof.

"Thanks, Rose."

She smiled and I stood up.

"So, where's my bed?"

She sheepishly pointed to the couch.

"I'm sorry, Crystal. I'll get Rarity to make you a bed suitable for your size but for this night, it's the couch."

I laughed and walked over to my one-night bed.

"At least it isn't a dungeon or anything, right?"

Rose giggled. "That's good. I'm going to get to work on in my greenhouse. You okay sitting here by your lonesome?"

I nodded. "Sure. I got my DSi and my laptop to entertain me."

Rose smiled and headed out the back door. I sit on the couch and begun solving puzzles like a pro. After a few minutes I got bored and decided to listen to some tunes on my laptop. I crack it open and start it up. I go into my iTunes and play one of my favourite songs.

Youtube Video

I nod my head in time with the music with my eyes shut. and begun singing along.

You,

You work all night (all night)

And when you work you don't feel all right

And when,

When things stop feeling all right (all right)

And everything is all right

'Cos we will never listen to your rules (no)

We will never do as others do (no)

Know what we want and we get it from you

Do what we like and we like what we do

So let's get a party going (let's get a party going)

Now it's time to party and we'll party hard (party hard)

Let's get a party going (let's get a party going)

When it's time to party we will always party hard

Party hard (party hard, party hard, party hard party hard, party hard, party hard party hard, party hard, party hard...)

All right

You,

You fight that fight

And when you're fightin' you feel all right

But when,

When things stop feeling all right (all right)

And everything is all right

'Cos we will never listen to your rules (no)

We will never do as others do (no)

Know what we want and we get it from you

We do what we like and we like what we do

So let's get a party going (let's get a party going)

Now it's time to party and we'll party hard (party hard)

Let's get a party going (let's get a party going)

When it's time to party we will always party hard

Party hard (party hard, party hard, party hard party hard, party hard, party hard party hard, party hard, party hard party hard, party hard, party hard...)

I look up and saw the last thing i wanted to see. Rose was watching me sing the song the entire time. She was smiling.

'Why is she smiling?'

"Your voice is amazing!"

I nervously scratch the back of my head.

"Nah. Don't praise me. Praise the man who wrote it. Andrew WK. The Party King!"

"Did somepony say 'Party'!?"

I recoil back at the sudden appearance of a pink mare.

"Wheredidyoucomefrom?!"

The mare giggled and leaned towards me.

"Hi! I'm Pinkie Pie!"

Chapter Three - Apology

I blink and shake my head in confusion.

"Where in the living hell did you come from?"

Pinkie Pie giggled again and leaned in closer to my face.

"I came from Sugar Cube Corner, silly!"

I shake my head in serious confusion.

"But...how....you....ugh. Brain are not working."

Pinkie leaned away from my face and started jumping up and down.

"Okay! Now I have to throw you a "Welcome To Ponyville" party, Mr. Alien!"

I look up at the hyperactive mare with disbelief.

"First, Mr. Alien would be my father. I'm only 15, so don't call me Mr. anything. The name is Crystal. Second, party? No thanks."

What came next shook my perception of reality. Pinkie stopped jumping in mid air and slowly descended to the ground. She had the saddest look I've ever seen on her face and her mane was now deflated.

"No...party?"

I shake my head cautiously. "No party. I hate parties. Besides, I thought only friends have parties with other friends."

Pinkie got even sadder at that. "You don't consider me a friend?"

I shook my head nervously, not expecting what she could do.

"No. I don't. We only just met, Pinkie."

Pinkie put a hoof to her chin in thought. She stands up with her mane still deflated and disappears in a poof of smoke. I turn to Rose with a creeped out look.

"What just happened?"

Rose was staring at me with shock. I wave my hand in front of her face.

"Ummm...Rose?"

She shook her head and looked back at me.

"You're only 15? You're younger then I thought. Way younger."

I laugh and scratch the back of my head.

"Sorry I forgot to mention that. Anyway, what's Pinkie doing?"

Rose shrugged. "Try and make you her friend, I guess. She's friends with everypony but you right now."

I groan and turn my laptop off. I close the lid and stow it back inside my bag.

"Don't you consider me your friend, Crystal?"

I look up at Rose. She had a disheartened face.

"Of course you're my friend. You're the only pony who wanted to actually help me. Thanks."

Rose's face was lifted and she was smiling again.

"Now, as I said before, I am hungry. What have you got to eat?"

Rose turns and walks into her kitchen.

"I have some apples, some carrots, a lot of roses, some dandelions-"

"Have you got any meat? I'm starving."

I heard a crashing noise from the kitchen and saw Rose run into the room with a worried look on her face.

"Meat!? You eat meat!?"

I nod my head slowly. "Yes? So? My kind are omnivorous, which means we eat vegetables and meat."

Rose slumped down onto the floor with a look of relief.

"Thank Celestia. I thought you were going to eat me or something."

I laughed and help her off the floor.

"Nah, too chewy."

Me and her share a good laugh. Rose was the first person I've ever met who just accepts me for me. Besides Chrysalis of course. Wonder what she needs me for? She spent an entire day asking me questions and talking with me. A knock comes from the front door. Rose stops laughing and goes over to answer the door.

"Hello?"

"Hello Rose. We would like to talk with Crystal, please."

"Sure, come on in."

I groan after realizing whose voice that was. It was that unicorn. Rarity, I think. Sure enough she, Applejack and Rainbow walk into the room. Along with the three fillies whose names I just barely remember. Scoots, Applebloom and Sweetie Belle.

"Hello, Crystal."

I wave her off and look away.

"What do you want?"

She looked insulted for a few seconds before regaining her composure.

"We, Applejack Rainbow and I, would like to apologize."

Rainbow flew up in the air.

"I'm not!"

Rarity pulls Rainbow down with her magic. And gives her a stern look. She turns to me with an expectant look.

"Do you forgive us?"

I huff and groan. "No."

All three of the mares looked insulted. I didn't care. I get up and walk over to Rainbow and kneel at her level.

"What is it you find about me that you just hate?"

Rainbow looked taken aback.

"I don't hate-"

"Then why don't you want to apologize? Do you hate me because I'm different? Do you hate me because I'm bigger?"

Rainbow was now almost curled up in a ball with a sad look on her face.

"I...I..I..."

"Do you hate me because Scoots was curious about the alien? Or...."

I smile wickedly. "Do you hate me because you're afraid of me?"

Rainbow was near the edge of tears. "I...don't hat-"

"Then why don't you wanna apologize? Do you hate my eyes? Do you hate my hair? What is it about me that you just cannot stand?!"

I slam my fist on the ground, causing everyon- everypony to jump back in fear. Rainbow was still curled up in a ball, tears were coming from her eyes. She looks up at me.

"I don't hate you."

I get back up and walk over to the couch.

"Then why do you act like you do?"

I sit on the couch and lean back in it.

"Are you trying to show that you're a tough one? Are you trying to prove something? Are you trying to fool yourself into thinking your stronger then me?"

She stays in the curled up ball, not saying a word. After a few seconds I sigh and walk over to her. She looks up at me with tears.

"You were right."

What.

She gets up and stands, shaking, and looks right into my eyes.

"I was trying to make it sound like I'm not afraid of you. If ponies thought I was afraid of an alien, they would think I was weak. I just couldn't take that."

After hearing that I threw my head back and laugh heartily.

"Oh, Christ. You're one of those ponies."

I get back up and leap onto the couch. Rainbow walks over to me with a curious look. Scoots, Applebloom and Sweetie Belle follow her over to the couch and she sat next to me.

"One of what ponies?"

I look at her and the other three fillies.

"Never mind. So, you ready to give me a proper apology?"

Rainbow nods and smiles. "I'm sorry, Crystal."

I smile and look to the fillies.

"Why are you three here?"

Scoots jumps up on my lap.

"We wanna know how you got your cutie mark!"

I give her a confused look.

"Cutie what?"

Rainbow tilts her head to the side.

"You don't know what a cutie mark is?"

I shook my head and rub Scoots mane.

"No. Human's don't have cutie marks. Oh! Are those the things on your arse?"

Rainbow shook her head. "Flank. And yeah. They represent your special talent."

I roll my eyes and look at Scoots.

"I don't have a cutie mark or a special talent."

Scoots, Applebloom and Sweetie Belle gasp.

"You should join or club!"

Rainbow facepa- hoofs? Rainbow facehoofed and Rarity sighed. Applejack walks up behind Applebloom and looks at me.

"I'm sorry, sugar cube. Jus' ignore them. Applebloom, he jus' said humans don' get cutie marks."

Applebloom gives me the saddest look ever.

"Then how do ya know what your talent is?"

I sigh and shrug. "We don't have set talents where I'm from. You kinda have to make your talent by studying and learning how to do it right."

Scoots laughed. "Sounds like your world would be perfect for Twilight. She's such an egghead."

I laugh and stand up, making Scoots fall off my lap.

"Thanks for the apology, girls. But Rose, I'm still hungry."

Rose gasped and ran back into the kitchen. I turn to the girls as they were leaving.

"Do you girls know a mare called Pinkie Pie?"

All of them turn to me and nod.

"Yeah! Pinkie is friends with everypony!"

I nod back and wave a hand.

"Later, girls."

They wave back and leave the threshold. Rose comes back with an apple for me. I thank her and take a bite. It tasted amazing!

"Rose, what did you put in this apple? You didn't drug me, did ya?"

Rose laughed and sat on the couch next to me.

"No, it's from AJ's farm. The Apple Family sell the best apples in Equestria."

When she said Equestria, I remember Chrysalis telling me that she would take me to a place called Equestria. Wow. She actually did take me to her world.

The only big question left was why she took me here.

-----Somewhere In The Everfree Forest-----

Deep within the dangerous forest was the Changeling Hive. Chrysalis sat in a very large throne inside a room that resembled the throne room of Princess Celestia. Chrysalis had just gotten informed that Crystal wishes to meet her. She was also told that Crystal is being held against his will in Ponyville by Twilight Sparkle. She gets up from her throne and wanders into a room adjacent to the throne. She steadily walks in and see's three very old Changelings huddled around a cauldron. One of them bows to Chrysalis.

"Ah, my Queen. To what do we owe the pleasure?"

Chrysalis cleared her throat.

"I have sent Crystal to Equestria and he landed off target. He was meant to arrive here with me. Are you sure you're right about him?"

The Changeling nodded and looked into the cauldron.

"He shall be the one that will truly love you, feeding you and the hive for the rest of his life."

Chrysalis nodded. "Okay, then. But, I have hit a sort of...speed bump."

The three Changelings looked up to their queen in curiosity. Chrysalis sighs and lowers her head.

"I have fallen for him. I spent an entire day with him, and around me he acted nice. Towards others he didn't act so much in kind."

Chrysalis raised her head. "He's the only one who has acted like that towards me besides my subjects, but they're expected to. He wasn't. I felt...happy around him."

The three Changelings smiled.

"This is a problem?"

Chrysalis nodded. "Yes. I did not plan on falling for him!"

She stomped her hooves on the ground in frustration.

"And now that Twilight Sparkle has him! She won't let him go any time soon, either!"

The Changelings looked confused.

"Not to be rude, my queen, but you're a Changeling."

Chrysalis looks at them like they were idiots for a moment, before she realized what they were saying.

-----Rose's House-----

Crystal was playing Drawn To Life: The Next Chapter on his DSi while Rose was talking to Rarity in the kitchen. Crystal couldn't hear them.

"Rarity, I need you to make a mattress for Crystal, please. The only reason I'm asking you is because they don't sell them anywhere near his size, so I wanted to ask you to make his custom sized. I can pay good money for it!"

Rarity raised a hoof to Rose.

"I accept the job, but I don't want payment. This is for Crystal. I can't stand to think that he would be sleeping on that couch forever."

Rose had to stop herself from leaping over the table and grabbing Rarity in a tight hug.

"Thank you, Rarity! You have no idea how much I appreciate that!"

Rarity smiles and leans in towards Rose.

"Have you found anything out about him? Is he a nice person? Besides what I saw him do to Rainbow, of course. But she needed that."

Rose nodded and rested her head on her hooves.

"He's 15 and likes to play with his devices a lot. That's all I know about him, Rarity."

Rarity gasped and looked shocked. "He's only 15? Wow. I don't think I want to see him fully grown!"

The mares share a laugh and a knock comes from the front door. Rose gets up and walks through the kitchen and past Crystal, who looked like he was struggling in his game, to the door. She opened the door to reveal a black coated unicorn with a green mane.

"Hello, my name is Chrissy. Can I see Crystal?"

Rose gave her a suspicious look before nodding her head. She turned her head slightly, not taking her eyes off the pony at the door.

"Oh, Crystal?!"

"Yeah?"

"Somepony is here to see you!"

"Tell em I'm busy! Oh god, fuck you Wilfre!"

Rose giggled slightly at his outburst and looked to Chrissy.

"I'm sorry, but he is busy right now."

Chrissy growled and shouted past Rose.

"Crystal it's me, Chrissy!"

There was a loud crashing noise and Crystal appeared behind Rose with a smile.

"Chrysalis! You have no idea how-"

"Chrysalis?!"

The Changeling and the human look at Rose nervously.

"I didn't mean-"

Rose slammed the door in Chrysalis' face and gave Crystal a sad look.

"She might be dangerous, Crystal!"

"What's going on here?"

Rarity walked in from the kitchen and was now behind Crystal.

"What's going on?"

Rose pointed at Rarity.

"Keep an eye on Crystal for me. Chrysalis is trying to get to him. I need to tell Twilight!"

Rarity nodded and pointed at the couch.

"Get onto that couch, now!"

Rose exited the house and ran towards the Library of Twilight Sparkle. It took her a moment to figure out that Chrysalis wasn't at the house any more, but she didn't care. She ran into the library and saw Twilight giving Spike a scroll. Rose knew that she must be sending a letter to the Princess, so she ignored it.

"Twilight, Chrysalis is running around town trying to get to Crystal!"

Twilight looked scared for a few seconds before sighing.

"Then I'm glad that I just sent a letter to the princess about Crystal. She will respond-"

Spike just burped up a scroll the moment Twilight said Crystal's name. She picked it up with her magic and read it out loud.

"To my faithful student Twilight,

If she is after Crystal, we must stop her from getting to him.

What does trouble me is why she is after him. We will find out soon enough.

But for now, protect Crystal from Chrysalis.

I'm counting on you.

From your teacher, Princess Celestia."

Twilight lowered the scroll and looked at Rose.

"Where is he?"

"At my house with Rarity. She said she would look after him while I was gone."

Twilight nodded and walked to the door of the library.

"Let's go!"

When the two ponies got to the house, they saw the door was ajar. They turned to each other with sad faces. They sneaked inside the house and saw Rarity was knocked out and on the floor. Chrysalis was talking to Crystal, who was sitting on the floor next to Rarity, brushing her mane with his fingers.

-----1st Person-----

I was brushing Rarity's mane after Chrysalis had knocked her out.

"You didn't have to do that."

Chrysalis nodded. "I'm sorry."

I look up at her and laugh. "So this is what you look like, huh? You look cool."

Chrysalis smiled at me. I looked down at Rarity.

"So, when are you going to take me home?"

"Never."

I froze for a second and look back up at her.

"What?"

"The reason I brought you here was so you could feed my hive."

I looked terrified. "What? Look, I don't have much meat on my bones!"

Chrysalis sighed. "No. My hive feeds off love. The Prophets of Old told me that you were the one who would feed my hive for the rest of your natural life."

I was relieved, but confused.

"Who would I love? I don't love anyone. I might like Rose a lot, but I'm not in love with her."

Chrysalis took a breath and was about to respond, before a blast of magic shot her. She fell over, knocked out, while Rose and Twilight walked into the room. Rose ran over to me and gave me a hug.

"Oh thank goodness you're alright!"

I smile and pat her back. "Why wouldn't I be?"

Twilight walked over to Chrysalis and picked her up in a magical field.

"I'll report Chrysalis to Princess Celestia. You okay, Crystal?"

I nod faintly. "Sure, sure...."

I frown and look at Rose.

"She said she would never send me home."

Rose frowned and one arm hugged me. I feel something underneath my touch move and saw Rarity sit up and look around.

"What happened?"

I shrugged. "Chrysalis knocked you out."

Rarity gasped and stood up. "I'm sorry, Rose! I failed keeping Crystal safe!"

Rose smiled and rested a hoof on Rarity's shoulder.

"Don't worry, Rarity. He's safe for now. Chrysalis can't hurt him."

"I think she won't hurt him, actually."

I look at Twilight with a confused look.

"Why not?"

Twilight raised a hoof.

"I'll find out when she is conscious."

Twilight walks out the door with a knocked out queen following behind her. Rarity stands up and heads for the door.

"I best be off. Good bye, Crystal and Rose."

I nod and waved to Rarity as she left. I looked to Rose and smiled.

"When you said this is my new home I hope you meant it because I ain't leaving soon."

Chapter Four - Rough New World

I was sitting in a tree in the middle of a park somewhere in Ponyville. I had my journal with me and I was just reading my entries.

Complete Kingdom Hearts II Lets Play,

Continue Pokemon White 2 Lets Play

Do more Minecraft Voltz

Buy 2 bottles of Coca Cola

I highly regretted buying the coke. I threw up after drinking an entire bottle in one go. Just remembering that day makes me feel sick. I was just sitting in the tree minding my own business when suddenly, I hear a filly.

"Wow, look Silver Spoon! It's a freak in a tree!"

I was busy reading, so it took me a few seconds to realize they were talking about me. I shrugged and continued my reading.

"Hey, freak! What are you doing?"

I ignore her and keep reading.

"Hey! Answer me!"

I roll my eyes and lower my journal and look down at the two fillies.

"Fuck off."

I raise my journal back up to eye level and keep reading.

"Hey freak! Nobody tells me-"

"Are you deaf!?"

She cringed at my response.

"When I say fuck off, you fuck off! Understand!?"

I continue my reading when I hear crying. Curious, I lower my journal and look back at the filly. She had tears running down her face.

"Y-Y-You didn't have t-t-to shout."

"You didn't have to call me a freak."

She sniffles and nodded her head.

"I'm sorry."

I once again sigh and raise my journal back up.

"Whatever. If you're really sorry, I'd advise not doing it again."

She nods and turns around.

"Come on Silver Spoon."

The two fillies walk off and leave me to read.

"Woah! I can't believe it!"

I groan and lower my journal for the fiftieth time to see Scoots, Applebloom and Sweetie Belle looking up at me with respect.

"Can't believe what?"

"Ya made Diamond Tiara cry! Ah can't even get her ta stop talkin' yet all ya had to say was-"

"NANANANANANA! Do NOT say that word and if you ever do I will deny ever saying it, understand? And is her name really Diamond Tiara?"

Scoots nodded. "Yeah. She's mean."

I laugh and look back at my journal.

"If my name was Diamond Tiara, I think I'd commit suicide."

"What's suicide?"

I lower my journal and look at the three fillies.

"Suicide is when somepony decides that life is too hard or that they hate themselves, then they kill themselves."

The three fillies look back at me sadly.

"Do you want to do that?"

I stare at them for a few seconds before sighing, closing my journal and placing it back in my pocket.

"I thought about it once. Heh, hell. I even tried it once or twice."

All the fillies looked even more saddened.

"Did you think life was hard or did you hate yourself?"

I shook my head. "I really can't remember."

I glance at the three fillies and jumped down and gave them a serious look.

"Look, if I ever catch you even thinking about that, I will never forgive you. My world was cruel, still probably is. So never mention what I just told you to anypony, got it?"

The fillies nodded and I sighed with relief.

"Good. Now off with ya. I need to do some things."

"Can't we jus' watch?"

I sigh again and pinch my nose. "Sure. I was gunna check if I can get Internet here."

I reach back and grab my laptop. I crack her open and sit at the tree trunk. The three fillies all surround me and watch as I check for any connections. There are none. Damnnit. Might as well check if I still have my Doctor Who episodes. Yes!

"Aw yeah! I know what I'll be doing tonight!"

Sweetie Belle pointed at the Doctor Who episodes.

"What are those?"

I smile and open Doctor Who Series 5 Episode 1. I turn to her and wave a hand mystically over the screen as Matt Smith and his crashing TARDIS fall through the sky.

"The best show ever. Girls, I'd like you to meet the Doctor."

Applebloom was sitting on top of my head. She tapped my forehead.

"Doctor who?"

I smile and laugh.

"That's the question, isn't it?"

(Authors Note: Great now I wanna watch Doctor Who.)

-----Same Park, Some Time Later-----

Applebloom, Sweetie Belle and Scootaloo all gasp as River tried to shoot the Doctor, but failed to kill him. Sweetie Belle pointed a hoof to the screen.

"It's a fixed point in time! You can't do that! It's impossible!"

I laugh and rub Sweetie Belle's mane.

"That was my exact reaction when I first watched this episode."

Scoots nudged me with a hoof.

"How can she do that?!"

I laugh and look up at the sky. It was now close to night time.

"It will all make sense soon, trust me. But for now..."

I close the lid of the laptop.

"...it's time to head home."

All three of the fillies made the cutest "Awww" noise I have ever heard.

Applebloom jumped off my head and the girls all stood in front of me as I placed my Laptop back inside my bag.

"I seriously need a charger now."

I clap my hands together and nod.

"Right so tommorow we can see what happened to all of reality, alrighty?"

They nodded, but Sweetie Belle gave me a sad look.

"Can you tell us why the Doctor hates the Daleks please?"

I nod and rubbed her mane.

"Yeah. It's a long story, but I'll be happy to explain it."

They all smile and run off, towards home I assumed. I also had other TV shows on my hard drive, as well as movies. And yes, they're all illegally obtained. But since I'm not on earth any more, I doubt that makes a difference. I decided to head to Twilights house tommorow and see if she can charge my laptop somehow.

-----During The Doctor Who Marathon, Twilight's 1st Pony Perspective-----

I had Chrysalis restrained against a table under my library. She was knocked out right now, but she was going to wake up soon. And I have a hunch about her plans with Crystal. As she wakes up, she looks frantically around the room. Her eyes rest on me.