My Little Pony: Yogscast approves

by GreenSpear

Rating: teen
Tags: Romance, Comedy, Random, Adventure, Crossover
Length: 9014

After a term of events that will be explained later, Simon and Lewis awake in the land of Equestria!

After a term of events that will be explained later, Simon and Lewis awake in the land of Equestria! What will face them? Adventure? Romance? Muffins?
(First fan-fic, be nice with criticism :))
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Thanks everyone, but this fanfic is now cancelled.
If I will continue is the future is likely

Published 1970-01-01 00:00:00 UTC
Last updated 2012-12-01 16:53:23 UTC

Wait a minute..

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Chapter 1, Wait a minute..

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"Simon, now isn't the best time to be worrying about that"

The two ponies were still laying on the grass, deciding if they should get up or just stay there

"Ugh, fine, I'll listen to you like I always do" said a grumpy Simon

"Good," replied a satisfied Lewis, "First things first, let's figure out where the hell we are.."

The two rolled to their sides and took a look around them. They could see a forest to their left, a forest to their right, and a town in front of them.

The two tried to get up on their hind legs but straight away fell backwards with a bang

"Ow" the two said in unison

"Lets try that again"

They started by raising themselves up with their forelegs, while balancing their selves with their back legs. After a few tries, both ponies managed to get up without falling over.

"Now that's over, lets have a look at ourselves" said Lewis

"Heh, you have a tattoo of a camera on your arse"said Simon

Lewis looked behind him, and sure enough, there was a tattoo there

"Well, it seems so, but you have a packet of jaffa cakes stuck on yours"

Simon quickly span his head around to see if he could see the jaffa cakes, but to his disappointment, there was only a tattoo of one.

"Humh, I thought there was a real one" said Simon before perking up again, "It's still pretty cool though..."

After a few minutes of walking around in circles to get some practice with their new bodies, Simon stop dead cold

"Lewis"

"Yeah?"

"Do you remember My Little Pony?"

"Yes...."

"Well, we kinda look like ponies"

"Have you only just figured that out?" said Lewis with a facehoof

"No, what I mean is, are we now in My Little Pony?"

The two looked towards the town, and sure enough, they could see all the sights that they saw when they watched the show. Ponyville. They saw the library, which was a huge tree, the building in the sky made of clouds and rainbows, and even the train station.

"Okay... so we teleported to another dimension, which may I add is supposed to be fake, changed into ponies, and are now standing outside of a town with more ponies in it" said a confused Lewis

"Yay!" said Simon

"Remember, keep a low profile. We have to make sure not to give our cover up as bronies"

Simon just replied by acting to zip up his mouth

After sitting down and staring at the town, the two started to get up

"Well, shall we go then?" said Lewis

"Sure" said Simon

They started trotting off in the direction of the town but had to stop every time Simon saw something pretty, say a flower, and had to exclaim in his classic girly voice: "Dawwwww" just to annoy Lewis. After a while of walking, Simon spotted a cottage with many animals outside of it.

"Hey, Lewis! There is a house there, maybe the pers- I mean, pony inside can help us out"

"Hm, It looks familiar..." said Lewis

The two colts changed direction to the cottage and walked up to the door. While Simon was looking at all the animals, Lewis knocked on the door

*Knock* *Knock*

Lewis heard an 'eep' as he knocked but the door slowly opened to...

Welp, Cliffhangers, hope you enjoyed this chapter, and remember to comment and tell me if I am doing anything wrong

Seeya next time when Simon and Lewis find out what's behind the door!!!

Fluttershy's P.O.V

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Chapter 2, Fluttershy's P.O.V

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Fluttershy woke with a huge yawn, she wanted to stay in bed, but she knew she had to tend to the animals first

"That would be very selfish of me" she whispered to herself

She set about doing what she normally does, feeding the chickens, then the water animals, then every other animal there; it was hard work.

After finishing that up, she went and made some breakfast, then checked the storage cupboard.

'Hm, I'm running low on chicken feed...' she thought 'I can go into Ponyville later to get some'

Fluttershy finished all she had to do, and sat down on the sofa to do her second favorite pastime; reading. She loved books with romance in them, but wasn't fond of action and adventure.

As she prepared to read, a white bunny jumped on top of her, and started thumping his foot on her head. Fluttershy squeaked and looked up, but relaxed when she saw it was only Angel

"What's wrong Angel?"

The bunny pointed to it's mouth and made a chewing action

"Your teeth hurt?"

The bunny shook his head

"You want some chewing gum?"

Another shake and a facepalm.

Angel grabbed a pencil and started chewing it.

Fluttershy's eyes grew wide as she realised what he meant

"Oh Angel I'm so so sorry, I forgot to give you your carrot!" said Fluttershy, flying into the kitchen

Angel rolled his eyes at her overreaction but followed her so he could get his carrot

After apologising some more, Fluttershy finally sat down to read. The chapter title read 'Chapter 5, Adventure ahead'. She winced a little at the title but prepared to read.

She liked the chapter a lot, especially when Captain Wishfree saved Heartsblossom.

After a while of reading, Fluttershy felt she should go to Ponyville, but decided to have a nap instead.

Fluttershy was suprised at the sound of knocking and jumped behind the sofa with an 'eep'. When she realised that there was somepony at the door, she fluttered over to it and inched it open.

Outside the door there was....

And that ends another chapter

This was just really filler to be able to publish this story, but I hope you enjoy it anyway

Remember to tell me if I am doing anything wrong!

Oh, um, hi

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Chapter 3, Oh, um, hi

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A yellow Pegasus with a pink mane. Lewis had to try to control the screaming in his head that was saying 'OH MY GOD ITS FLUTTERSHY' and pretend he had never seen her before.

"Hello ma'am, my friend and I," he gestured to Simon, "Are new to these parts, may you help us get to.. um.. Ponyville Miss...?"

"Um my name is Fluttershy" she whispered, near inaudibly, though Lewis knew exactly what she said.

"Ah, Fluttershy is it? I'm am, um," he didn't think to make a name before he got there, "Red..Blaze and this is my friend Blue Thunder" he said, pulling Simon over.

Simon gasped as he saw Fluttershy but Lewis quickly shoved a hoof in his mouth to stop him saying anything. After he calmed down, Lewis released his hoof and aloud Simon to speak for himself

"Yes, I am, um, Blue Thunder," Simon said hastily, "it's nice to meet you"

"Yes, um, nice to meet you too" whispered Fluttershy again, but slightly louder this time.

When Simon looked round her, he saw all the animals.

"OOOOO," exclaimed Simon, "I love animals!"

Fluttershy hastily cheered up.

"Oh, do you?!" she said cheerfully, "I have so many! Would you like to meet them?"

Before Simon could say "Oh yes I would love to!", Lewis stuck his hoof in his mouth once again.

"I'm sure we could do that later, but we are sorta busy, aren't we, Blue?" said Lewis, staring daggers at him. Simon nodded as much as he could.

"We are looking for the librarian, um, Twilight Sparkle, isn't it?" he exclaimed

"Oh yes, she is a close friend of mine, she lives in the big tree in the middle of Ponyville" said the still cheerful Fluttershy, gesturing towards it,"I could show you if you want, I mean, if that's o.k with you"

"That would be wonderful, thank you Fluttershy" said Lewis, "say thank you Si- I mean, Blue," he said smiling

"Thank you Fluttershy" he said, now staring daggers at Lewis as well. The only response was a tongue sticking out at him

"Oh, it would be my pleasure" said a giggling Fluttershy, "Shall we go then?"

"Of course" replied Lewis

As they set off down the road, Simon and Fluttershy were talking to each other about animals. Lewis thought this was fine, but then also noticed how close she was to Simon, as if taking affection.

All Lewis could think was 'Oh no, this isn't gonna end well'

"So, Blue," said Fluttershy, already using his 'Pet name', "where are you and Red Blaze from?"

"We um, were born in Canterlot, and met when we were about ten." said Simon

"Ooh, Canterlot, I have a friend that will love to know more about it," said Fluttershy,"but why did you leave?"

"Um, we left because we didn't like the ponies there, they were always too stuck up, and me and Red are too cool for that place." he jokingly replied.

Fluttershy giggled before saying "But, why were you coming out of the Everfree forest? Did you walk all the way here?"

Simon had to quickly think,"um, no, the uh, carriage dropped us off there," said Simon, hoping his answer was good enough, "we only had to walk for a little while."

Fluttershy smiled and said, "Well, here we are, Ponyville, would you like me to take you to the library?"

"That would be nice, yes please" said Lewis. He would have said no, but honestly, he didn't know how to get there.

"Its would be my pleasure." said Fluttershy cheerfully, still smiling, but now looking directly at Simon.

There, a longer chapter for y'all, I hope you enjoy.

And now you see what I mean by the romance tag :).

Enter Twilight, stage left

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Chapter 4: Enter Twilight, stage left

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As Simon, Lewis, and Fluttershy walked through Ponyville, they didn't see the dark black unicorn standing on a hill, watching over them

Soon those foals will be mine, then they will see the real reason why they have been brought here said the pony, followed by a MUHAHAHAH

The peculiar unicorn vanished from his spying point, as he needed a closer look

The trio of ponies were still walking through Ponyville. Fluttershy and Simon were still talking, and Lewis was still trotting beside them. As they walked through, Lewis noticed ponies stopping their chores to wave to the new ponies, and even walking over to them to say hi. The two happily waved back.

Lewis noticed some familiar faces in all the crowds, and he even saw a certain grey cross-eyed pony walking happily out of Sugarcube Corner holding a bag of what he presumed where muffins in her mouth. Behind her bounced a certain candy floss maned pony, which took one look at them and inflated with a gasp and flew off.

Fluttershy saw the duo's reactions and explained to them

"That's Pinkie Pie, she is probably going to get a party set up for you two"

"But why?" Lewis said confused.

"Oh, she loves throwing parties, and seeing as you are new, she would like to meet you both." explained Fluttershy

The two shrugged and continued to walk through the trails of Ponyville.

They finally arrived at the library, and took a moment to look at the huge tree in front of them. Fluttershy knocked on the door and it was shortly opened by a purple unicorn.

"Oh, hello Fluttershy, why are you here?"

Fluttershy simply gestured towards the duo of ponies.

"Oh, hello," she repeated, "you must be new to Ponyville, I'm Twilight Sparkle, and you are?"

Lewis was distracted looking at Twilight but shortly shook it off, "Oh, I'm Red Blaze"

"And I'm Blue thunder" said a also surprised Simon

"Well, it's nice to be meeting you, would you all like to come in?" said Twilight

"Yes, if that's alright." replied Lewis

Lewis proceeded to walk it but was stopped by Simon

"After you Ma'am" he said, gesturing towards Fluttershy

Fluttershy giggled slightly and blushed before walking in. Lewis nudged him and chuckled, and Simon just stuck his tongue out at him.

Twilight also chuckled and said "Well, Blue Thunder, you make friends quickly I see"

Simon simply nodded and walked in.

After they had sat down they started talking.

"Well," Twilight began, "where are you two from?"

"We were from Canterlot and we met when we were young, but we decided to move here instead." said Lewis, repeating the same lie he told Fluttershy.

"Canterlot? I know a friend who would love to talk about it," said Twilight, also repeating what Fluttershy said earlier, "but why did you leave?"

"We didn't like the culture there, too posh, you know?" replied Lewis.

"Ah."

The 4 sat in uncomfortable silence, before Twilight interrupted it.

"Oh, I forgot to ask, would you like some tea?"

"Yes please" the two both replied in unison

"How about you Fluttershy?"

"Oh, no thank you Twilight" she replied.

"Ok, two teas, coming up!" said Twilight cheerfully.

Hmm, Fluttershy seems to have taken a shine to Blue. thought Twilight do you think she could have a cru- no, of course not, they have just met, she must... really like him as a friend

In her thought, Twilight nearly dropped the teapot. "Opps" she said quietly and blushed, "it was a good thing no pony was here to see that"

After Twilight brought over the tea, she sat it down on the table, but before they could take a sip, they all heard a scratchy voice yelling "LOOK OUT!"

A rainbow maned pegasus flew through the door and hit the table, and sent everything flying. Simon and Lewis relaxed, as they didn't know how to correctly drink tea as a pony yet.

"Rainbow Dash!" yelled an angry Twilight, "Look what you did! What is so important that you had to fly through the door and crash into the table?"

Rainbow Dash quickly jumped to her feet. "NotimetoexplainunicornattackingPonyvillecomenow!" she said, as quickly as possible

"Well let's go then!" said Twilight, "You three should come as well." gesturing towards the two new ponies and Fluttershy.

Without a word they all zoomed out the door

There you go! A longer chapter! Hope you enjoy!

I like exclamation marks!

Uh oh

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Chapter 5: Uh oh

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When they got to the center of Ponyville, they could infact see a black unicorn slowly walking through, destroying the roads and whatever was in his way. Trees, stands, and tiles flying up into the sky then soaring off.

The group met up with the other group of friends, consisting of Applejack, Rarity, and a slightly disappointed Pinkie Pie, seeing as she had to stop her party preparations to come here. Simon and Lewis were slightly starstruck but shook it off as this wasn't the time for it

"What in tarnation is going on roun' here?" said Applejack

"It seems like we are getting attacked" said Lewis

"Oh, hello, you must be new around here, I am the fashionista Rar-" started Rarity,

"Rarity, I think introductions can be started later" finished Twilight, "we have a bigger problem right now."

They all turned around to notice the unicorn heading straight for them, and when he got close to them, he stopped the destruction to pick up Simon and Lewis.

"Crap!" the two shouted in unison

"So, Honeydew and Xephos, we finally meet." he said with a deep voice that seemed to echo around them, "You are probably wondering who I am. I am a disciple of Israpony, Gloomglow."

"Israpony? But... but..-" Lewis stammered.

"No, he didn't die in the nuclear explosion, and he brought you here, to Equestria."

"But why?"

Gloomglow chuckled deeply and said "Isn't it obvious? He sent you here so he could destroy you once and for all"

Suddenly a voice shouted "ALRIGHT, ENOUGH CHITCHAT," this was of course Rainbow Dash, "Come on Applejack, lets get him!"

And with that the two dived at him. Gloomglow dropped Lewis and Simon to the ground, and used a dark ball of energy to send Applejack and Rainbow Dash flying back into the other friends, apart from Fluttershy, who was standing to the side.

Fluttershy hovered infront of Gloom and said "How dare you! HOW DARE YOU!" as threatingly as she could, while staring straight into his eyes, "How dare you hurt my friends just because you're more powerful than them, and how dare you walk through Ponyville destroying everything in your way."

Gloom simply chuckled and picked Fluttershy out of the sky. Fluttershy recoiled her head back and gave a simple "Eep"

"So, you think you could stand up to me? Well, you already saw what I did to your town, and I could do even worse things to yo-" he said, before being interrupted by a buck to the face by Simon. In the surprise Gloom fell to the ground and dropped Fluttershy out of the sky.

When Simon noticed her wings had locked up he dived under where she was about to land and caught her on his back he put the now dazed Fluttershy on the ground and ran up to pin Gloom down.

"Ha, you think you foals could defeat me?" he said, but slightly more weakly,"it will take a bit more than a mere kick  to finish me off." and with that, he disappeared into black smoke and flew away.

All the ponies were shocked, apart from Fluttershy who replied to what happened with a quiet "Yay!" and tackled her savior to the ground with a hug. Lewis simply gave a "Dawww" before turning away from the now blushing Simon to the other 5 ponies.

He noticed Rainbow Dash and Applejack were still unconscious and the others were around them, apart from Twilight who was now walking towards him, still dazed

"Well," she said, poking him with a hoof, "its looks like you owe us an explanation"

Lewis just gulped and slowly nodded and Twilight, Lewis, Simon, and Fluttershy started to walk towards the library.

Meh, a slightly shorter chapter, but atleast you finally got on :P Woo hoo!

Enjoy :D

Explaining time

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Chapter 6: Explaining time

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The 4 were sitting on their haunches inside of the library. Twilight was waiting for some answers and Fluttershy was sitting up against Simon, her head resting on his shoulder.

"Well, I guess we should tell you who we really are," said Lewis. "My real name is Lewis and he is Simon. We come from a planet called Earth."

"Earth?" Twilight questioned, "How come I've never heard of that place before?"

"Well, it's probably because it's in another universe from yours." he replied

"What? Another universe? So it IS true! I knew it!" said Twilight happily, resorting to jumping around in circles.

"Wait, you mean you knew about other universes before?" said Simon, still figuring this out is his head

"Well," said Twilight, stopping jumping, "I was researching into other galaxies, but I could never be certain if there were any, but now you have told me there is, It's true!"

"Before you start jumping around again," started Lewis, "I think I better tell you about our culture."

Lewis told her everything about cars, planes, how the sun and the moon move on their own, what food they eat (when he mentioned omnivores Twilight and Fluttershy both winced and seemed to get a bit frightened).

Simon talked about some of the animals on Earth, and Fluttershy instantly got interested and sat looking at him with interest in her eyes (A/N Duh :P).

"We also have computers" said Lewis, still teaching Twilight

"What does a computer do" she asked?

"Well, it is pretty much a system where you can play games, write documents, use the internet, and much more, and they can be as small as a book." he replied, and he watched Twilight's eyes light up as soon as he mentioned a book

"But, what is the internet then?" she asked, with excitement in her voice

"Well, think of it as a place where you can view photos, watch videos, which before you ask, are like several moving pictures that come together to make it look like it is moving." he explained, "you could sort of call it a library with near infinite knowledge in it"

Twilight was still taking all of this in and after he said that last sentence she started bouncing on the spot.

"A library with near infinite knowledge in it?!" she nearly yelled, "ooooo, what kind of magic would have to be harnessed to do that?"

"Oh," Lewis said, realising something, "I forgot to say, we don't have magic on Earth"

"What? No magic?" she said, stopping bouncing, "how do you power all this stuff then?"

"Well, we have this thing called electricity," he explained, "like you said, it powers everything. But... I don't really know how it works, I have never researched it properly."

"Wow." was all Twilight could say.

They sat there in silence before Fluttershy broke it.

"Wait, didn't um... Gloomglow say your names were Honeydew and Xephos?"

"Well, that's where it gets confusing."Simon said

He went on to explain about how it was actually their names in a game, and how they teamed up with other friends to try to defeat the evil boss Israphel and stop him from turning the lands of Minecraftia into endless sand dunes. He also explained how they defeated Israpony in a explosion, but apparently now he isn't.

"The main thing is, it wasn't real, it was just a game, and now Israpony is after our real selves!" he ended

"Well, It's getting late, we can talk about it more tomorrow" said Twilight, yawning, "Oh, I nearly forgot, we need some names for you two, how about you both use Honeydew and Xephos, seeing as we are already used to them."

Simon and Lewis nodded

"I guess you two need somewhere to stay" she said. They both nodded again

"Well, I have some space here" she started.

"And I have some space at my house too Twilight" said Fluttershy, eagerly "I can house um Honeydew. I mean, if that's ok"

Simon chuckled and said "It would be a pleasure Fluttershy, maybe then you could show me to all your animal friends."

They both nodded and Twilight said "Well, it seems you're with me then Xephos"

He nodded and said "It seems so, I wouldn't mind reading some books about Equestrian history aswell"

"So it's settled," said Twilight, "we will all meet up at the library tomorrow then, yes?"

They all nodded and Fluttershy and Simon set off.

"Seeya Xephos"

"Yeah, seeya Honeydew"

Woo, another chapter, hope it didn't take to long!

Thanks for all the support guys, didn't expect this much.

An old friend Part 1

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Chapter 7: An old friend Part 1

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Gloomglow walked up to his lord's throne and stood there

The pale pony looked down at him and got prepared to hear the good news

"My subject," said Israpony, his voice seemingly darker than Gloom's, "I see you have returned, I suppose those two are disposed of?"

"Well my lord," Gloom started, dropping his dark, echoing voice and gulping, "They, um, got the slip on me-"

"WHAT?" shouted Israpony, his voice now load enough to make a Ursa Major flee in terror. "I told you to GET RID OF THEM, HOW COULD THEY HAVE 'Got the slip on you?'"

Gloomglow was shaking and cowering, nearly laying fully down in the sand beneath him. "Well, um, uh, that Honeydew one managed to... hit a lucky shot on me. I promise it won't happen again my lord"

The huge pony looked down at him and laughed. "I'm sure it won't happen again." he said, staring evilly at the cowering unicorn infront of him. "Please, just stand over there"

He pointed at a spot to the right of him

"..."

"Fire"

"Wait wha-" his sentence was cut off by 50 arrows hitting him and he fell to the ground, dead.

Israpony chuckled again. "Guards, take his body and throw it in the lava pit"

Two green earth ponies stepped forward, they had no expression on their faces, apart from the wanting of brains in their eyes

One of them gurgled and looked towards their master

"Fine, take his brains then throw him in for a swim" he said, quietly chucking

The two nodded and proceeded to drag Gloom's limp body past the hundreds of more zombie ponies, ones with no body apart from their bones and a bow and arrow on their back, and grass green ones that simply hissed.

A puff of black smoke appeared next to the throne.

"Don't worry," it spoke, in a not as loud, but still evil voice to Israpony's, "We will get rid of those foals, then we will be able to take over Equestria. Just, remember our deal"

"Of course I remember the deal nightmare, how could I forget?"

"D'aaawww, look at all the animals!"

Simon was walking around Fluttershy's garden, looking at all the animals that came out to greet him

Fluttershy giggled at his behavior. "You know, I have more inside."

"Shall we go see them then?" Simon said, rushing to the door before stopping to let Fluttershy inside.

Once they were inside a white bunny hopped up to them with a frown on his face.

Simon immediately scooped it up into his hooves, bringing it up to his face.

"D'awwww! A bunny!"

Angel looked over to Fluttershy still frowning, but with a more confused look.

"Oh," she began, "That's Honeydew, he is going to be living with us for a while. Is that alright Angel?"

He simply shrugged and bounced into Fluttershy's mane, making himself comfortable.

Fluttershy's eyes turned into the classic upside-down 'U' happy face (*) and giggled. Simon could swear his heart starting to melt right then and there, but he ended up just yawning.

"Oh you must be tired," said Fluttershy, her motherly verges kicking in, "You need to sleep, you can sleep in my bed upstairs, I'll just sleep on the sofa"

Simon shook his head and said "No, you should sleep on the bed, you have already been kind enough to me."

"Please?"

"I insist"

"Pretty please?" she said, doing the classic puppy dog eyes.

Simon could feel his heart melting again. "Fine, but only because you are too cute to refuse"

Fluttershy blushed and told him where his room would be. "Good night Honey" she started, before realising what she said

"Honey?" he replied, confused

"Oh, I'm sorry, I just thought as it as a shortened version of your name, I'll go back to calling you Honeydew"

He chuckled, "No, it's fine, I like it. As long I get to call you Flutters"

"Deal" she said, giggling

"Anyway, G' night"

"Wait!" she started. Simon turned around. "I forgot to say, thank you"

He looked confused again. "Thanks for what?"

She laughed. "For saving me of course, silly."

He chuckled. "Heh, I save people all the time, don't worry about it" he said, jokingly

Fluttershy also laughed at his joke. "But seriously, thank you for saving me." she said walking up and hugging him

Simon felt the warmth of her and returned the hug

"Any time Flutters. Goodnight" he muttered, and with that, the hug was released and the two departed to their sleeping quarters for the night

D'aawww, hope you enjoyed, sorry for such the long wait, school and such

By the way, I will be using words like Sofa instead of Couch, and 'Realised' instead of 'Realized' as I am English

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An old friend Part 2

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Chapter 8: An old friend Part 2

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Lewis finally had a chance to properly look around the library. As he scanned the main room, he only then noticed how many books there actually was to see. There was a pile of books, a bookcase, a door, 2 more bookcases, another door, and a spiral staircase which he guessed would lead to more books.

He barely noticed Twilight come up next to him levitating a pile of books towards him. "I brought you some books about Equestria," she said, "Everything you need to know should be in these."

Lewis was simply staring at the books infront of him, not sure to be more shocked about how many there were, or to be more amazed at the fact they were floating. Twilight saw his look at said "Oh, right, my magic. Seeing as you are from a place that you say has no magic, I should probably show you more."

Before he could answer, she started moving the books around in a circle around the two and them placed them on the floor of the tree.

She pulled a book towards them and placed it on top of the pile and said "This will probably explain it more to you."

Lewis leaned over the book and read the title, 'Magic for dummies'. He huffed and Twilight giggled, "Oh, don't be such a baby." she said, sticking her tongue out at him.

It was then when a green and purple baby dragon walked down the stairs, normally referred to as Spike.

"Oh Spike, there you are," Twilight said, turning to look at him, "I want you to meet Xephos, he will be staying with us for a while." She gestured towards him.

"Oh, hey," Spike said, waddling down the stairs to shake Lewis's hoof, "I'm Spike, as Twilight just said."

Lewis took his paw (with slight difficultly) and shook it.

"Nice to meet you too Spike." he said.

After releasing the hoof/paw shake, Spike turned towards the unicorn.

"So Twilight, this your new coltfriend?"

Twilight and Xephos simultaneously blushed.

"SPIKE!" she shouted, still blushing a red that would make Big Macintosh proud, "He is NOT my coltfriend!"

Spike just giggled, "I was only joking. Anyway, I'm going back to bed"

And with that, he ran up the stairs, still giggling as he went

"Sorry about that." Twilight said, then gestured towards a sofa in the middle of the room. "You can read those there."

Lewis smiled and said, "Thank you again Twilight for taking me in, and don't worry, we will sort this Israpony situation out."

"Well, it was the least I could do," she started, "Good night."

Lewis waved her goodbye and Twilight trotted up the stairs.

He sighed, looking at all the books he was about to read.

"It's gonna be a long night."

Simon lay in Fluttershy's bed, sighing

"What a nice girl- uh, mare, letting me stay with her." he thought. "I'm gonna have to repay her somehow."

His eyes started to droop and he rest his head back on the pillow, slowing falling asleep.

For Fluttershy, however, sleeping was not one of the main priorities in her head right now.

"Why can't you just tell him?" one side of her brain said.

"But what if he doesn't feel the same way for you?" the other said

"You should tell him."

"But if he doesn't feel the same way, he will be disgusted."

"But you will never know if you don't try."

"But you will never know if you don't try."

That was the one thought that echoed in her head until she fell asleep

Lewis was still reading the books Twilight had given him.

He was reading about the qualities and differences between the 3 types of ponies.

"Pfft," he thought. "I already know about all this stuff, but it's a good thing that they didn't remember when I mentioned Canterlot, or we would have been toast."

After another half-hour of reading, Lewis finally dozed off into a deep slumber.

Simon was standing inside a dark area, the walls seemingly oozing.

He looked around and saw Lewis standing next to him.

"Lewis, where are we?" he said, starting to panic.

"I dunno Simon, I only just fell asleep and now I am here!" replied Lewis.

Suddenly, a puff of black smoke appeared infront of them.

They turned to look at it when it spoke.

"Ah, gentlecolts, nice to meet you both." everytime it spoke, the walls would ooze faster, then slow down when it stopped.

"Who are you?!" shouted Simon.

"Me? My name is Nightmare." it said in its dark voice.

"Huh, figures." muttered Lewis.

Nightmare ignored Lewis and continued.

"We will get rid of you two foals and take over Equestria."

Lewis spoke up again "Wait? We? You mean-"

"Yes," it interrupted, "Israpony and I are working together."

It began to fade as the nightmare ended. "I will be visiting you again soon."

Simon tried to pounce at it but it had already vanished.

Simon and Lewis both woke up in a cold sweat.

Simon got out of Fluttershy's bed and walked up to the window, where the curtains were blowing in the cold breeze. He looked out and observed the fields infront of him, and noticed that it will still early in the morning, but not too early.

He was about to go downstairs but he noticed a mirror in the corner of the room.

"Huh, I still haven't seen myself properly." he muttered to himself.

Simon walked over to it and observed himself, noting his cutie mark and his short mane.

He also noticed that he was on the heavy side.

He huffed. "I guess some things didn't change."

He opened the door quietly and walked down the stairs, being careful where to tread incase he were to wake Fluttershy. When he got to the living room he saw her

She was curled up in a ball, squeezing on a pillow, her delicate pink mane dangling over it.

Simon's heart melted for about a minute before he realised he was still standing there staring at her, so he walked towards the front door and stepped outside.

What he did not hear was Fluttershy muttering "Oh.. Honey." ever so sweetly in her slumber.

Simon decided to sit outside in the sun as the animals came out to greet him. They all lay next to him in the sun and a squirrel brought him a flower. He accepted it and petted the squirrel on the head as it also lay next to him. "I know what this would be good for." he thought

Fluttershy awoke hugging her pillow. As she opened her eyes she looked down at it and sighed, dropping it to the floor.

"If only..."

She picked her depressed self up and went up to her room to visit her visiter. She opened the door cheerfully and looked around to find no pony in sight.

"Oh no! Where could he have gone? I hope he hasn't left!" she started to worry when a white bunny hopped up to her and pulled on her tail.

"Oh, Angel bunny!" she said, "Have you seen our visiter?"

Angel nodded and pointed towards the door. She rushed towards it and opened it.

She was going to run out when she noticed him laying on the grass, with animals all around him. Fluttershy slowly trotted over to him and poked him.

His head shot up in surprise and he turned around, but he relaxed when he saw it was just Fluttershy.

"Oh, hi Flutters," he started, and she giggled when he remembered her nickname, "Want to sit with me?"

As on cue, some of the animals got up and offered her a seat next to him.

"Yes please Honey-- um, I mean, if it's alright with you." she said

Simon just quietly laughed at her shyness and patted the ground next to him, signifying for her to lay down. Fluttershy lay down and snuggled up against him.

They looked at the sun for a while and looked back at each other.

"Here, I got this for you." he said. He picked up the flower that he had received earlier and placed it in Fluttershy's mane. She blushed and hugged him.

"Thank you." she whispered.

"No problem." he whispered back.

The two ponies lay together hugging each other for a while but soon decided it was time to get up. After Fluttershy had fed all her animals (with the help of Simon) they set off to Twilight's house.

Surprisingly they walked in awkward silence but it was soon stopped as Simon saw somepony walking over a hill.

He had grey fur and looked slightly old, and had an iron sword on his back aswell as a helmet to match. Simon stopped to look at him from a distance.

"What's wrong Honey?" Fluttershy said, stopping and turning around to face him.

"I see somepony up there, but he seems familiar..." he replied, still staring at him. "I'm gonna go take a look"

He trotted off towards the mysterious pony and Fluttershy followed.

When Simon got to the top of hill he realised who the pony was.

"Knight peculier?"

"Honeydew?"

A/N: Well, guys, I am so so so so so so (continues for 5 minutes) sorry it took so long to make!

I have been very ill and caught up in school work, so I hope you enjoy this longer chapter, which is double the size of the last one! Sorry if there are a few mistakes, I am writing this late at night. Going to bed now. Night!

Random quote: "I SAY BERTIE, WHAT IN THE BLUE BLAZING BLAZES HAVE YOU DONE?"

The Wizard

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Chapter 9: The Wizard

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A/N: You may have noticed, in the past few chapters I have been referring to Simon and Lewis by their Earth names, but now I will begin to call them by their Minecraftian (and now Equestrian) names, Honeydew and Xephos. This will only happen if I am speaking their names, but the two may still end up calling each other by their Earth names. I am sorry if this causes confusion. Anyway, enjoy the chapter!

Xephos woke up surrounded by books. He looked around and remembered the room and the situation he and Honeydew were in. He thought back to the nightmare he had last night.

'Why was Simon- I mean Honeydew, in the nightmare with me? That isn't possible. I wonder if he remembers it. Why does the name Nightmare sound so familiar? Why am I drenched in sweat?'

These were all perfectly good questions to be thinking about, but he guessed he would tell them to Twilight later.

"Ugh, freaking ponies" He murmured under his breath, chuckling.

Xephos got up in the routine of falling face first off the sofa and stumbling to his hooves. He slowly trotted over to the window, where he looked out at Celestia's sun. It was only just showing, meaning it was still early. Xephos cursed under his breath; he needed something to do. Then he noticed he was in a library.

'Derp' he thought while silently laughing at his own stupidity.

Xephos walked over to where his pile of books were but halted when he spotted a reflective surface next to him:

"A mirror, great, maybe I can finally see what a look like." He said to himself, still whispering incase he woke Twilight or her 'Number one assistant' Spike.

He examined himself carefully, running a hoof through his dark, red hair. He turned round and looked at his flank, taking in the details of the camera as his cutie mark.

"Well well, admiring ourselves now are we?" Came a mare's voice from beside him.

Xephos literally jumped 5 feet (or hooves) into the air in surprise.

"AHH! JESUS!" He shouted while in the process of jumping.

Twilight giggled, then laughed, then broke out laughing, rolling about on the wooden floor.

"Twi-Twilight, you can't sneak up on me like that," He said, panting from the sudden shock, "How long were you standing there for?"

Twilight regained herself and spoke. "Long enough," She said, giggling again, "But seriously now, what were you doing?"

Xephos stumbled to make his sentence of explanation in his head.

"I was just looking at my pony body, I haven't properly seen it yet." He explained, glaring at the unicorn.

Twilight pointed towards his flank. "Your cutie mark, what does it mean you think?"

Xephos held in a blush and said, "It's a video camera, but the design looks old." He ignored Twilight's look of confusion and continued, "It is probably there because I used to record most of the stuff Sim- Honeydew and I did together." He suddenly remembered what he wanted to ask Twilight earlier. "Twilight, do you know anypony called Nightmare?"

The unicorn sat in thought for a moment then spoke up, "Well, I know a Nightmare Moon, she took over Princess Luna's body, after she was banished to the Moon by Princess Celestia. Afterwards, she came back and took Princess Celestia prisoner, then me and my friends banished her using the Elements of Harmony and the power of friendship. Why do you ask?"

'Nightmare Moon, I knew I knew that name from somewhere.' Xephos thought.

"Well, last night when I got to sleep, I woke up in a dark room next to Honeydew somehow, where a puff of black smoke was waiting for us. It told us it was called Nightmare, and that it was teaming up with Israpony to destroy us and take over Equestria. Before we could get more information out of it, it left, and I woke up in a cold sweat."

Twilight just looked concerned.

"Nightmare and Israpony? Take over Equestria? I have to alert Princess Celestia!" She said, starting to panic.

"SPIKE! I NEED YOU!" She yelled, knocking Xephos back into a wall.

The baby dragon, that had just been awoken from his sleep, came rushing down the stairs, tripping on the last step and flying into a nearby pile of books.

"Spike! This is no time to be messing around!" Twilight ran over and pulled him out with her magic, "I need you to write an urgent letter to the Princess!"

"Urgent? I'm on it!" Spike said, grabbing a scroll and quill from Celestia knows where. He gave the signal that he was ready.

"Dear Princess Celestia, I am writ-" The unicorn started, before she was interpreted by an explosion.

The three looked at each and ran up to a window, peering out into what was outside.

Ponies who had been woken by the sound had stepped outside their houses to see what the noise was.

The trio kept scanning the area until they spotted a smoking crater with a pony standing next to it.

"Spike, stay here." Twilight said, before her and Xephos ran out of the door towards the mysterious Stallion who stood in a field.

The pony (who they spotted as a unicorn) was wearing a wizards cape and had a bushy beard, almost covering his horn. He had a cutie mark of a red block with the letters 'TNT' on it.

When the pony turned to look at Xephos and Twilight, they noticed he seemed concerned, with a hoof up to his bushy chin.

"Oops..."

Fluttershy, Honeydew, and the newly found Knight Peculiar were standing on the top of the hill they had found him on.

"Honeydew and Xephos," He spoke in a old gravelly voice, "You two hero's need to save this land befor- say, where is Xephos?"

He peered around searching for the missing pony, when he spotted a yellow pegasus whimpering behind Honeydew. He pointed towards her.

"That's not him, is it?"

Honeydew turned around and saw Fluttershy hiding behind him. He knelt down to her level.

"Don't worry Flutters, he isn't gonna hurt you, why don't you come and say hello?" He spoke to her in a calm, soothing voice, and nuzzled her on the shoulder.

Fluttershy blushed and slowly peaked up from behind him.

"Um.. Hello.. I'm Fluttershy." She spoke her name loud enough that he could hear it.

"Hello Fluttershy, don't be worried, this sword is just for just for looks." He spoke to Fluttershy at her eye level, but he regained his form to talk to Honeydew.

"Anyway, where is Xephos?" He said, confused.

Honeydew pointed towards Ponyville, and at the big tree in the middle of it.

"He was staying the night in the library, we were on our way to see him, I'm guessing you will be coming with us?"

KP nodded.

"Yes, Fumblemore and I were travelling to find you two."

Fluttershy suddenly came out of thought and spoke up.

"Oh! I remember you! Honey and Xephos told us stories about all of you."

KP raised an eyebrow at 'Honey' but shook it off and chuckled.

"Yes, they were crazy adventures!"

Honeydew spoke up again.

"Wait, if you and Fumblemore came here together, where is he?" He stroked an imaginary beard on his chin. 'Damn, I miss my beard.' he thought.

"Well, he decided to search the other side of town, but I don't know where he got to, we were just going to-"

He was interrupted by an explosion from the other side of Ponyville.

Honeydew and KP spoke in unison

"Oh, that must be him." And with that, they ran off, Fluttershy going a slower pace, worrying about what they would find.

A/N: Thanks for reading! I went ahead and made this a finished chapter, because I decided it would be long enough.

Feedback wanted as always!

On Hiatus reason

Hi

I bet many of you are wondering "Where is the new chapters for my fav fic?!?!"

The explanation to this is that I have decided to make a pretty big plot change.

Also exams etc.

Here is a teaser!:

SSHD

It's been fun... (Please Read)

Well. It's that time

That Dreaded time.

That time when a writer gets his block.

Yes that is right, I am cancelling this for now. This is for several reasons:

I do not have enough time to be writing chapters with school going on, with all the homework and the test studying I have very little spare time.

I can't think of more story. I don't know where to go from where the gang are right now. I occasionally have ideas pop into my head that shortly after go away.

I feel that my writing skill isn't as good as it could be. This is a pretty obvious one. I am a fairly new writer and have not written any proper stories before. Thanks to that I feel that I do not have enough experience and my vocabulary is not brilliant.

There are many other small things I could note.

But I must thank you all for supporting me through these 11-ish chapters, as I could not have gotten this far without all of you.

Who knows, maybe some time I will continue with this story, perhaps when my vocabulary is extended.

But until then, FAIRWELL, I AM DAVE ! YOGNAUT, AND I HAVE THE BALLS

~GreenSpear~

Also, before I forget, I'm publishing my unfinished chapter. You know? That one I said I was doing? Yeah.

It is just a small Xephos + Twilight + Fumblepony section.

IMPORTANT UPDATE: New story

Hey guys, it's GreenSpear here with good news!

I'm starting another story!

It is called "When Worlds Collide" and I am going to be starting the prologue rather soon.

Make sure to keep "Subscribed" To me so you can see more about it.

I hope this will turn out better than this one :P

-GreenSpear-

My jaffa cakes! (Prologue)

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Prologue

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It was quiet just outside the Everfree forest, only the twittering of birds and rustling of leaves could be heard.

But then all of a sudden, a strange, white glowing hole appeared. The only thing that could be heard was "OH BUGGER!" as two earth ponies fell out of it.

"Dammit, my head!"

"You alright Simon?"

"I'll be fine Lewis"

The two ponies were laying on their backs on the grass, squirming and looking straight into the sky.

"Ugh" moaned the red, short brown haired one known as Lewis "Everything is all blurry"

"Don't worry," said the dark blue, short also brown haired one known as Simon, "How many fing- WAIT A MINUTE, WHERE THE BLOODY HELL MY FINGERS? AND WHY AM I BLUE?!" Simon yelled out in shock

"Wha-huh-uh" was all Lewis could mutter before they both passed out

They both awoke later still laying on the grass.

"Ugh,-what, hey, Simon, I just had the craziest dream! You and I were both horse-... oh, it wasn't a dream..."

"Lewis, what's going on, the last thing I remember was having a jaffa round your place and now I'm here!"

"I don't know Simon, I don't know..."

The two sat in silence for a while before Simon yelled out "WAIT, WHERE ARE MY JAFFA CAKES?

And there ends the prologue for what I hope will be a successful fanfiction

Let me know what you think!

Yes, this was a VERY short chapter, I'm hoping for 1,000-2,000 word chapters from now on, if I can that is...

Happy Easter!

Or for you non religious people, Happy Long Weekend.

Anyway, a few things are happening this week and I thought it fair to let you know:

1) Since I have been taking so long to make a chapter, the next one should be (I'm hoping) around 5,000 words. I will hopefully publish it tomorrow or Tuesday

2) I forgot what the other thing was.

Lol I tricked you into thinking this was a new chapter

I'm sorry

Drunk Dream w/ more explosions

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Simon and Fluttershy were drunk. So was Craig, he was drinking cucumber and died and exploded.

"I love you H-Honey" Slurred the tipsy pegasus

"I'M A DWARF AND I'M SCORING A DATE!"

"Oh Honey, u so funneh." She fell over and exploded twice. "lol"

They went home and Craig came back to life and thought he was Harry Potter made a pizza and ate it with Olly and Chris

Then Simon and flutters totally did it

Craig was there and exploded everywhere.

Twilight did it with Craig. Zaktree was there but didn't join in and just spoke to Lewis. He liked ponies and the Yogscast so it was a win-win situation.

I was also there and Pinkie slapped me for messing around.

This means nothing... I wrote this from m iPod at school. It was so pro.

Finally the muffin man came with his muffins and sold them yay everyone said

"oh look muffin man"

And then zaktree said

"papsquagel" - Olly

"I ate 7 muffins" - Chris

Gamaliel wanted explosions so I added them. The explosions exploded in an explosion of explosions. Boom. Now it is a Cool story, bro

The Party (Unfinished)

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Chapter 10: Party Time!

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Xephos suddenly winced in pain and held a hoof to his head.

"Ouch." He said.

Twilight looked over to him.

"What's wrong?"

Xephos looked up.

"Well, I saw weird stuff, like some guy called Craig and..." He blushed, "A few other things."

Pinkie appeared from out of the frame.

"Um..." Started Xephos, but was interrupted by the pony.

"Of course you saw Craig, he is for plot development!"

Twilight spoke up, "Plot development? Wha-"

"You know what I mean! Craig is going to be a-"

She was silenced by a zip appearing across her mouth, caused by the author.

Pinkie, what are you doing here? I didn't write you in, AND you almost gave away half of the plot (Lol)

Pinkie unzipped the zip (with difficulty, seeing as she didn't have any opposable thumbs.

"Oh, sorry Jon! I'll just go now!"

Wait! How do you know my name?

But it was too late, Pinkie had already sunk into the ground, presumably to go make some muffins for Derpy, or maybe some treats for when the Princesses show up-- DAMMIT.

The 3 ponies simply looked at the ground where the pony had sunk into, and then looked back at each other. Twilight cleared her throat and walked over to Fumblemore, who looked very confused.

"Hello, my name is Twilight Sparkle," She started, "Do you mind if I ask you a few questions?"

Fumblemore nodded.

"Ahem, first off, WHAT IS YOUR NAME, ARE YOU SOMETHING TO DO WITH THE ISRAPONY SITUATION, AND WHY DID YOU BLOW UP A HOLE IN THE MIDDLE OF PONYVILLE?!?!" The unicorn's eye was twitching and she looked like she was about to evolve into Rapidash.

Fumblemore was now shrunk completely back under Twilight's gaze, but before he could say anything, Xephos put a hoof out to calm Twilight.

"Twilight, I know you want answers, but I think we should get back to the library first."

Twilight looked around, and noticed that many ponies had come to see what all the commotion was about. She simply nodded, and the 3 scurried off, the wizard at a slightly slower pace, still worrying if the now calmed unicorn was going to murder him.

Eh. That's how far I got before running out of ideas.

See you guys soon! Maybe!

(Don't understand? Please check the "It's been fun..." Chapter.)