
I Blame You, Too
The 41st Millenium is about to open a serious can of whoop-ass on Equestria.
Like rewinding a tape, this slow-motion train wreck is back, and even less plausible than before! Humans have been popping up in Equestria for a long time; Discord was either young or non-existent in the earliest days. They have always brought with them change, advanced technology, sometime even new magics. Ten years ago, two humans appeared, wreaking havoc and having a few laughs along the way.
This is not their story.
Nope, it's time for a new group to strut about the kingdom.




81757 words: Estimated about 7 hours to read
56 Chapters:
- Let's Start This Train Wreck! 2013-03-30 21:31:25 UTC1425
- What the Fuck is a FiMFiction Gold Account, and Why the Fuck Does it Say I have One? 2013-04-01 04:55:05 UTC1271
- Porn is Illegal in Ukraine Unless it is for Medicinal Use 2013-04-07 18:36:21 UTC1689
- Pope Francis I Worked as a Bouncer to Pay for School 2013-04-09 01:27:36 UTC1221
- Harvard is Trying to Make Robotic Honey Bees 2013-04-10 05:00:03 UTC1633
- The Entire Country of Zimbabwe is Only Worth $217 2013-04-11 05:13:08 UTC1460
- North Korea Sits on an Estimated $6,000,000,000,000 in Rare Metals and Minerals 2013-04-13 21:43:23 UTC1688
- A Man Escaped Prison in a Cardboard Box, Solid Snake Style 2013-04-14 05:20:44 UTC1502
- Roald Dahl Helped Create a Cerebral Shunt Initially Designed for his Son, and has Helped Over 3000 Children Across the Globe. 2013-04-16 23:41:16 UTC1382
- Henry Kissinger set up a Civilian Government to run a German City After the Second World War in Only Eight Days 2013-04-20 18:53:51 UTC1466
- There is a Micro Nation in Nevada called Molossia, Consisting of a House, and its Front and Back Yards 2013-04-25 22:06:48 UTC1506
- Fanta is available in hundreds of flavors, including "Mushroom," "Red Tangerine," "Lychee Soursop," and "Banana Fermented Milk" 2013-04-29 22:33:26 UTC1412
- STDs are Killing Koalas 2013-05-04 04:40:44 UTC1366
- Girls in Mozambique can be Purchased from Human Traffickers for as Little as Two Dollars 2013-05-13 05:10:49 UTC1240
- Guantanamo Bay has a McDonald's 2013-05-19 04:20:43 UTC1724
- Dave Chappelle was Offered the role of Bubba in Forrest Gump. He Regrets Turning it Down 2013-05-19 23:58:11 UTC1264
- Buzz Aldrin Punched a Dude Because he Said the Moon Landing was Fake 2013-05-21 02:21:38 UTC1805
- Whitestrake has no Way of Knowing if His Chapter Titles are Actually Factual 2013-05-24 18:55:20 UTC1316
- Porn Stars and Legal Prostitutes have a Union 2013-05-26 00:59:33 UTC1334
- Ponce De Leon Never Searched for the Fountain of Youth. The Story was Made up After his Death to Make him Look Like an Idiot. They Succeeded. 2013-05-27 09:22:12 UTC1670
- Every Combination on a Rubik's Cube can be Solved in Twenty Moves or Less 2013-05-28 08:04:53 UTC1580
- Cleopatra was Greek, not Egyptian 2013-05-28 22:33:34 UTC1426
- In 2012 Hasbro received a 1.6 million dollar tax credit from the state of Rhode Island with a promise to create 245 new jobs in the state. Instead they laid off more than 125 workers. 2013-05-29 07:27:52 UTC1397
- The first breast implants were tested on dogs 2013-05-30 03:11:46 UTC1904
- A bacterial infection is the likely reason there are only two sexes in animals and plants. 2013-05-31 08:17:02 UTC1465
- That Chimpanzees Make and Use Spears. 2013-06-16 08:51:42 UTC1496
- There's a man who has been in 692 movies. His name is Frank Welker. 2013-06-27 19:58:35 UTC1514
- In 2005, a man traded his way from a paper clip all the way to a two story house - In 14 trades. 2013-07-24 00:35:00 UTC1341
- When Hitler's nephew enlisted himself to the US navy, the recruiting officer supposedly said "Glad to see you, Hitler. My name's Hess." 2013-07-26 02:47:04 UTC1441
- Reddit was down for maintenance, so there is no fact for this title 2013-07-28 07:30:51 UTC1393
- On this day 55 years ago NASA was created by Dwight D. Eisenhower 2013-07-30 00:56:20 UTC1498
- 'Jersey Shore' is known in Japan as 'Macaroni Rascals' 2013-08-06 21:04:26 UTC3148
- When water of any kind falls in this fic, someone is dead or dying 2013-08-13 06:43:47 UTC1250
- Jay wrote this chapter. Don't bother pointing out any errors, lore rapes, or anything you find unsavory. I assure you, neither of us gives a fuck. 2013-08-18 03:51:29 UTC844
- In 2006 a man hired a hitman to kill his wife. His wife ended up killing the hitman with her bare hands. 2013-08-19 02:35:21 UTC1557
- I'm not sure why I made this (Smile Smile Smile edit) 2013-09-04 05:25:41 UTC386
- Ink costs more than human blood 2013-09-06 06:10:53 UTC1413
- J.J. Abrams is producing a Half-Life movie AND a Portal movie. 2013-09-08 05:35:45 UTC1464
- The blood smear on The Comedian's button in Watchmen represents the minute hand on the Soviet Doomsday Clock. 2013-09-08 22:28:03 UTC1207
- Evil clowns can be hired to stalk your child for a week before their birthday. 2013-09-16 00:47:39 UTC1484
- In the late 1600s London was plagued by an attacker who would spank his victims with a rod and shout "Spanko!" before running away 2013-09-24 03:29:28 UTC1496
- There are 62 episodes of Breaking Bad. The 62nd element in the periodic table is Samarium, which is used to treat lung cancer 2013-10-01 01:35:56 UTC1220
- Y'all is not a conjunction of "You All" but rather an archaic form of English equivalent to the Spanish vosotros 2013-10-07 00:52:36 UTC1529
- Abraham Lincoln was challenged to a duel and given the choice of weapon, went with broadswords 2013-11-05 04:26:31 UTC1362
- Wilhelm II , the German Kaiser and one of the most hated men who ever lived, while absconding to Holland received a letter from a small boy telling him how much the boy loved him in spite of what others thought. 2013-11-24 18:00:17 UTC1462
- The difference between gods and daemons largely depends upon where one is standing at the moment - Lorgar, Primarch of the Word Bearers 2013-11-30 04:30:29 UTC1474
- If the path to salvation leads through purgatory, then so be it - Ahzek Ahriman, former Chief Librarian of the Thousand Sons 2013-12-14 15:46:17 UTC1488
- One cannot consider the fate of a single man, nor ten, nor a thousand. Billions will live or die by our actions here, and we haven't the luxury of counting the cost - Inquisitor Kryptman 2013-12-18 02:04:09 UTC1554
- I will not make another rash or premature decision - Horus Lupercal, Primarch of the Luna Wolves/Sons of Horus 2013-12-23 20:02:08 UTC1542
- The day will not save them, and we own the night - Horus Lupercal, Primarch of the Luna Wolves/Sons of Horus 2014-02-02 23:06:50 UTC1365
- This is our galaxy. Ours to corrupt. Ours to enslave. The Gods will not be denied their prize - Xereth, Sorcerer of the Black Legion 2014-02-06 03:37:59 UTC1947
- So here I am, in a lose-lose position. Stay here and die at the hands of alien heretics - or throw in my lot with two superhuman psychopaths with a death wish! - Trooper Halvus 2014-06-18 20:42:32 UTC1303
- To sleep, perchance to dream! - Battlecry of the Sleepless 2014-06-25 05:34:42 UTC1456
- Nevermore - Corvus Corax, Primarch of the Raven Guard 2014-07-01 10:41:29 UTC1318
- I apologize for what I'm about to do - Ahzek Ahriman 2014-08-04 06:55:53 UTC1401
- The Dawn of Time Breaks/See the Sun Rise to The Sky/ The Wheel of Time Begins to Turn 2017-03-01 07:52:55 UTC1258