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I Blame You, Too

by Whitestrake
The 41st Millenium is about to open a serious can of whoop-ass on Equestria.

Like rewinding a tape, this slow-motion train wreck is back, and even less plausible than before! Humans have been popping up in Equestria for a long time; Discord was either young or non-existent in the earliest days. They have always brought with them change, advanced technology, sometime even new magics. Ten years ago, two humans appeared, wreaking havoc and having a few laughs along the way.
This is not their story.
Nope, it's time for a new group to strut about the kingdom.

Teen
Incomplete
Crossover
Random
My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic
Human
Comedy
Adventure
 
PMOQ

81757 words: Estimated about 7 hours to read

56 Chapters:

  1. Let's Start This Train Wreck! 2013-03-30 21:31:25 UTC
    1425
  2. What the Fuck is a FiMFiction Gold Account, and Why the Fuck Does it Say I have One? 2013-04-01 04:55:05 UTC
    1271
  3. Porn is Illegal in Ukraine Unless it is for Medicinal Use 2013-04-07 18:36:21 UTC
    1689
  4. Pope Francis I Worked as a Bouncer to Pay for School 2013-04-09 01:27:36 UTC
    1221
  5. Harvard is Trying to Make Robotic Honey Bees 2013-04-10 05:00:03 UTC
    1633
  6. The Entire Country of Zimbabwe is Only Worth $217 2013-04-11 05:13:08 UTC
    1460
  7. North Korea Sits on an Estimated $6,000,000,000,000 in Rare Metals and Minerals 2013-04-13 21:43:23 UTC
    1688
  8. A Man Escaped Prison in a Cardboard Box, Solid Snake Style 2013-04-14 05:20:44 UTC
    1502
  9. Roald Dahl Helped Create a Cerebral Shunt Initially Designed for his Son, and has Helped Over 3000 Children Across the Globe. 2013-04-16 23:41:16 UTC
    1382
  10. Henry Kissinger set up a Civilian Government to run a German City After the Second World War in Only Eight Days 2013-04-20 18:53:51 UTC
    1466
  11. There is a Micro Nation in Nevada called Molossia, Consisting of a House, and its Front and Back Yards 2013-04-25 22:06:48 UTC
    1506
  12. Fanta is available in hundreds of flavors, including "Mushroom," "Red Tangerine," "Lychee Soursop," and "Banana Fermented Milk" 2013-04-29 22:33:26 UTC
    1412
  13. STDs are Killing Koalas 2013-05-04 04:40:44 UTC
    1366
  14. Girls in Mozambique can be Purchased from Human Traffickers for as Little as Two Dollars 2013-05-13 05:10:49 UTC
    1240
  15. Guantanamo Bay has a McDonald's 2013-05-19 04:20:43 UTC
    1724
  16. Dave Chappelle was Offered the role of Bubba in Forrest Gump. He Regrets Turning it Down 2013-05-19 23:58:11 UTC
    1264
  17. Buzz Aldrin Punched a Dude Because he Said the Moon Landing was Fake 2013-05-21 02:21:38 UTC
    1805
  18. Whitestrake has no Way of Knowing if His Chapter Titles are Actually Factual 2013-05-24 18:55:20 UTC
    1316
  19. Porn Stars and Legal Prostitutes have a Union 2013-05-26 00:59:33 UTC
    1334
  20. Ponce De Leon Never Searched for the Fountain of Youth. The Story was Made up After his Death to Make him Look Like an Idiot. They Succeeded. 2013-05-27 09:22:12 UTC
    1670
  21. Every Combination on a Rubik's Cube can be Solved in Twenty Moves or Less 2013-05-28 08:04:53 UTC
    1580
  22. Cleopatra was Greek, not Egyptian 2013-05-28 22:33:34 UTC
    1426
  23. In 2012 Hasbro received a 1.6 million dollar tax credit from the state of Rhode Island with a promise to create 245 new jobs in the state. Instead they laid off more than 125 workers. 2013-05-29 07:27:52 UTC
    1397
  24. The first breast implants were tested on dogs 2013-05-30 03:11:46 UTC
    1904
  25. A bacterial infection is the likely reason there are only two sexes in animals and plants. 2013-05-31 08:17:02 UTC
    1465
  26. That Chimpanzees Make and Use Spears. 2013-06-16 08:51:42 UTC
    1496
  27. There's a man who has been in 692 movies. His name is Frank Welker. 2013-06-27 19:58:35 UTC
    1514
  28. In 2005, a man traded his way from a paper clip all the way to a two story house - In 14 trades. 2013-07-24 00:35:00 UTC
    1341
  29. When Hitler's nephew enlisted himself to the US navy, the recruiting officer supposedly said "Glad to see you, Hitler. My name's Hess." 2013-07-26 02:47:04 UTC
    1441
  30. Reddit was down for maintenance, so there is no fact for this title 2013-07-28 07:30:51 UTC
    1393
  31. On this day 55 years ago NASA was created by Dwight D. Eisenhower 2013-07-30 00:56:20 UTC
    1498
  32. 'Jersey Shore' is known in Japan as 'Macaroni Rascals' 2013-08-06 21:04:26 UTC
    3148
  33. When water of any kind falls in this fic, someone is dead or dying 2013-08-13 06:43:47 UTC
    1250
  34. Jay wrote this chapter. Don't bother pointing out any errors, lore rapes, or anything you find unsavory. I assure you, neither of us gives a fuck. 2013-08-18 03:51:29 UTC
    844
  35. In 2006 a man hired a hitman to kill his wife. His wife ended up killing the hitman with her bare hands. 2013-08-19 02:35:21 UTC
    1557
  36. I'm not sure why I made this (Smile Smile Smile edit) 2013-09-04 05:25:41 UTC
    386
  37. Ink costs more than human blood 2013-09-06 06:10:53 UTC
    1413
  38. J.J. Abrams is producing a Half-Life movie AND a Portal movie. 2013-09-08 05:35:45 UTC
    1464
  39. The blood smear on The Comedian's button in Watchmen represents the minute hand on the Soviet Doomsday Clock. 2013-09-08 22:28:03 UTC
    1207
  40. Evil clowns can be hired to stalk your child for a week before their birthday. 2013-09-16 00:47:39 UTC
    1484
  41. In the late 1600s London was plagued by an attacker who would spank his victims with a rod and shout "Spanko!" before running away 2013-09-24 03:29:28 UTC
    1496
  42. There are 62 episodes of Breaking Bad. The 62nd element in the periodic table is Samarium, which is used to treat lung cancer 2013-10-01 01:35:56 UTC
    1220
  43. Y'all is not a conjunction of "You All" but rather an archaic form of English equivalent to the Spanish vosotros 2013-10-07 00:52:36 UTC
    1529
  44. Abraham Lincoln was challenged to a duel and given the choice of weapon, went with broadswords 2013-11-05 04:26:31 UTC
    1362
  45. Wilhelm II , the German Kaiser and one of the most hated men who ever lived, while absconding to Holland received a letter from a small boy telling him how much the boy loved him in spite of what others thought. 2013-11-24 18:00:17 UTC
    1462
  46. The difference between gods and daemons largely depends upon where one is standing at the moment - Lorgar, Primarch of the Word Bearers 2013-11-30 04:30:29 UTC
    1474
  47. If the path to salvation leads through purgatory, then so be it - Ahzek Ahriman, former Chief Librarian of the Thousand Sons 2013-12-14 15:46:17 UTC
    1488
  48. One cannot consider the fate of a single man, nor ten, nor a thousand. Billions will live or die by our actions here, and we haven't the luxury of counting the cost - Inquisitor Kryptman 2013-12-18 02:04:09 UTC
    1554
  49. I will not make another rash or premature decision - Horus Lupercal, Primarch of the Luna Wolves/Sons of Horus 2013-12-23 20:02:08 UTC
    1542
  50. The day will not save them, and we own the night - Horus Lupercal, Primarch of the Luna Wolves/Sons of Horus 2014-02-02 23:06:50 UTC
    1365
  51. This is our galaxy. Ours to corrupt. Ours to enslave. The Gods will not be denied their prize - Xereth, Sorcerer of the Black Legion 2014-02-06 03:37:59 UTC
    1947
  52. So here I am, in a lose-lose position. Stay here and die at the hands of alien heretics - or throw in my lot with two superhuman psychopaths with a death wish! - Trooper Halvus 2014-06-18 20:42:32 UTC
    1303
  53. To sleep, perchance to dream! - Battlecry of the Sleepless 2014-06-25 05:34:42 UTC
    1456
  54. Nevermore - Corvus Corax, Primarch of the Raven Guard 2014-07-01 10:41:29 UTC
    1318
  55. I apologize for what I'm about to do - Ahzek Ahriman 2014-08-04 06:55:53 UTC
    1401
  56. The Dawn of Time Breaks/See the Sun Rise to The Sky/ The Wheel of Time Begins to Turn 2017-03-01 07:52:55 UTC
    1258