An Unclean Basin

by DarnitKitsune

Rating: mature
Tags: Romance
Length: 3758

Rainbow Dash has been eyeing Twilight Sparkle's sink for a while, and finally gets to make a move.

Rainbow Dash is in love with something belonging to Twilight Sparkle – her sink. However, Rainbow Dash withholds this information from everypony out of fear that her reputation would be ruined. When a day comes that Rainbow Dash is left alone and in charge of a library, she then has a chance to make her unspoken passions come true.

I would like to give credit to the author of "A Perfectly Ordinary Day in Ponyville", The Equestrian Gentlecolt, for inspiring the idea for this fanfic. I would also like to give credit to the owner of the cover art, as I did not make the cover art myself.

Published 1970-01-01 00:00:00 UTC
Last updated 2012-02-03 22:54:19 UTC

Prologue

Twilight Sparkle was baffled at the cyan pony sitting next to her.

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Twilight had been asked by Rainbow Dash to help study basic aerodynamics in order to study for a new trick. Twilight happily accepted, and offered to teach Rainbow Dash in sessions at the library. She couldn't help but notice, that all throughout this particular lesson, Rainbow Dash was unfocused and gazed at the kitchen for most of the time.

"Rainbow Dash, you don’t seem too well. Are you hungry? ...I could get Spike to make us some snacks-" Twilight started, but was interrupted by Spike, who had come from the upper floor of the library carrying a pile of fabrics. Or should I say, balancing a pile of fabrics. This got some attention of the rainbow-colored pony, even if for a short time.

"Sorry Twilight, but I agreed to help Rarity with a new dress for her upcoming fashion show," Spike explained while walking to the door. He stopped at the door and just stared at Twilight.

"Oh, sorry. I'll get that for you." Twilight eventually said after realizing why he was standing there. Her horn glowed, and the door was enveloped in her magic. The door opened, and upon this, her dragon assistant walked out as he rolled his eyes. Twilight shut the door behind him.

"Well, now that Spike's gone, I could make us some snacks. What do you think, Rainbow?" Twilight asked.

"...uh, yeah, sure. I'm kinda hungry. It's kinda hard to focus with an empty stomach, you know?" Rainbow Dash responded, with a sheepish smile on her face, and Twilight noticed a reddish tinge had formed on her friend's cheek.

Dismissing this, Twilight got up from their book called "Aerodynamics for Dummies" and used her magic to set up two plates in her kitchen. Rainbow Dash saw this as an invitation, and she got up to sit at her spot at Twilight's table.

"Rainbow Dash, is there anything you want in particular?" the lavender pony asked while rummaging through her fridge.

"Nah, I can eat just about anything," Rainbow Dash said in automatic reply, her eyes fixed on Twilight's kitchen sink.

The slam of Twilight's refrigerator startled Rainbow Dash, but before she could utter a scream, she placed her hooves over her mouth. Looking over to Twilight, she saw that Twilight was levitating a couple of flowers and some slices of bread.

"Well, I'm glad to hear that. This is actually all I have right now, and I'm gonna make my favorite sandwich: Daisy and Daffodil," Twilight said as she walked over to the kitchen counter. She levitated a kitchen knife and began slicing the flowers and arranging them on a piece of bread. A few minutes passed by, and once she was done, she brought the sandwiches over to the table.

"Here you go. I thought you would be really hungry, so I made you three of these." Twilight said as she put Rainbow Dash's snacks on her plate. Twilight had two sandwiches for herself and immediately started eating once she sat down.

From what Rainbow Dash could see, Twilight was so engorged in the sandwiches that she wouldn't notice her. She picked up a sandwich between her hooves and let her gaze slip to Twilight's sink.

The sink itself was in a pretty messy condition, despite Twilight's organization skills. Rainbow Dash almost cringed at the thought that something so beautiful was being treated so badly. Despite this, she couldn't tell Twilight, of all people, what she felt. If Twilight knew, then the whole population of Equestria would know, and she'd be singled out for falling in love with a sink. And this would put all of her chances of officially joining the Wonderbolts down the drain. She pondered over this as she ate, paying no attention to anything else.

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Twilight Sparkle was baffled at the cyan pony sitting next to her. She had already finished both of her sandwiches and looked over to Rainbow Dash once she had done so. Strangely, Rainbow seemed to be staring… at the sink?

“No, she can’t be looking at my sink that way,” Twilight thought to herself. It actually seemed pretty believable to Twilight, seeing that Rainbow wasn’t scarfing down her sandwich. This meant that Rainbow wasn’t really hungry. And the way her cheeks turned red, when Twilight suggested to make them snacks – it wasn’t because of her, it was because she wanted be closer to the sink! It almost frightened Twilight that Rainbow Dash would do such a thing. She did what she would do in any situation like this: lecture her friend.

“Uh, Rainbow? You don’t really seem like you’re feeling like yourself,” Twilight said to the cyan pony as she dabbed her mouth with a levitating napkin. This unexpected dialogue caused Rainbow Dash to jump a bit, dropping her sandwich on the plate. Soon realizing what she’d done, Rainbow Dash tried to think of an excuse for this, but all she could come up with was…

“Er- I saw an ant crawl into your sink!” Rainbow Dash blurted out, avoiding eye contact with her purple friend. After a moment, she realized what she had done, hit her face with a hoof, and reluctantly turned to Twilight. She could already feel blood rushing to her face. The way Twilight was looking at her, she knew what would come next: a lecture.

“Rainbow Dash, is there something you want to tell me?” Twilight implored, her gentle, lavender eyes searching for an answer within Rainbow Dash’s magenta ones. Rainbow Dash was torn; on one hand, if she lied, then Twilight would know she lied – her look gave a sense that she knew --, while on the other hand, if she told the truth, then Twilight would know that it was true, and word would spread around Ponyville and all of Equestria! She had to decide between losing a friend or losing out on becoming a Wonderbolt.

In defeat, Rainbow decided to tell the truth. “Twilight, I-“ she started, but was interrupted when a blur of purple and green broke into the main library of Twilight’s house.

“Twilight! You gotta come, quick! Princess Celestia-“ Spike started. Twilight Sparkle perked up and turned around to face Spike. She saw that Spike was covered in pins and sections of fabric, so this news must have been urgent.

“Princess Celestia? What about Princess Celestia?” Twilight questioned, getting out of her seat and walking towards the main chamber of the library.

“Well, if you let me finish, then-“ Spike began, but was again interrupted by Twilight.

“Spike, this is all just wasting time! Now what did the Princess say?” Twilight said, almost yelling, eager to know what the news was.

Spike muttered something under his breath, but Twilight’s suddenly keen sense of hearing caught it.

“…What was that?” She asked.

“She left you a letter!” Spike blurted out, holding up rolled-up parchment that was bound by Princess Celestia’s official seal.

The letter was immediately surrounded by Twilight’s magic and opened in the air while Twilight drew it to her. Twilight eyed over the contents of the letter, written in Princess Celestia’s elegant script.

My Faithful Student Twilight,

I regret writing this to you on such short notice, but Princess Luna and I are g̶o̶i̶n̶g̶ ̶o̶n̶ ̶v̶a̶c̶a̶t̶ travelling to Manehattan to participate in an extended celebration that they hold for us annually. I often hire a housesitter for occasions like these, but I could not find anyone suitable for the job. This is why I am asking you, and only you, Twilight Sparkle, to watch the royal palace in Canterlot while we are gone. I expect this celebration to take several days.

Your mentor and teacher,

Princess Celestia

After reading the letter, Twilight sported a wide grin.

“Spike, take a letter,” she commanded, walking over to the library’s upper floor to pack her things. Spike got some paper and Twilight’s quill and set the paper up on the library’s podium.

“Alright, Twilight, I’m ready,” Spike called, quill in hand.

“Dear Princess Celestia,” Twilight began, slightly muffled from being on a different floor, “I am truly honored to take on this responsibility, and I shall be there as soon as possible. Your faithful student, Twilight Sparkle.” She levitated her toiletries and linens into her travel bag and zipped it shut with a flourish of magic while Spike sent the letter to Canterlot. Twilight headed down the stairs, using magic to transport the bag, and glanced at the kitchen. The sight of the cyan and rainbow pony finishing a sandwich almost startled her. Twilight then remembered why Rainbow Dash was there.

“Rainbow Dash? I’m sorry, but we’ll have to talk about it some other time,” Twilight said, with the tiniest bit of anger in her voice. “…I think I can trust you to watch the library while I’m gone.” Twilight gave a slight nod to signify a goodbye, and then ambled out the door, leaving it open.

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Rainbow Dash didn’t know how to respond to what had just happened. It was a blur when it had happened, but her thoughts organized themselves when Twilight trotted out the door. Rainbow Dash had been found out by Twilight, and Spike had barged in to give a letter from Princess Celestia. Now Twilight had been asked to leave the library for a couple of days, and Rainbow Dash was left in charge. She just sat there in the kitchen as everything took place.

“Phew,” Rainbow Dash said out loud, rubbing the back of a front hoof against her forehead.

“Uh, did you say something, Rainbow Dash?” Spike called from the library. Rainbow Dash thought he had left with Twilight, and was startled at the sound of his voice.

Rainbow Dash turned around and heard a distinctive voice calling from outside the library.

“Spikey! Oh, where has that dragon gone…” the voice called. A few seconds later, the white and purple unicorn entered the library. “Oh, there you are Spike. Where’s Twilight?” Rarity asked.

“Oh, she had to leave for some business at Canterlot,” Rainbow Dash replied, ambling into the main chamber of the library.

“Is that so? Well, I don’t think she would mind my borrowing her Spikey-wikey for some more dresses to assist with. Follow me, Spike,” Rarity concluded, heading for the door.

“Yes, Miss Rarity,” Spike commented before following the unicorn out of the door.

“Goodbye, Rainbow Dash!” Rarity called as her magic surrounded the door and shut it.

Rainbow Dash was left alone in the library, and she slowly turned around to glance at the sink.

Restrained Passion

The pristine silence of the library was absolutely romantic as Rainbow Dash gazed at the sink. Its features were breathtaking. The faucet jutted out over the sink, in such a way that it mimicked an erection from a mature stallion. Behind the base of the faucet was the handle that could be used to control the flow of the faucet. These, too, were shining silver, and Rainbow Dash regarded them more beautiful than any rainbow she’d ever seen – even more than the rainbows she created herself.

She found herself absentmindedly creeping towards the beauty that was in front of her, examining its other features as she inched closer and closer into it. She was in a controlled trance as she admired the spray head on the left of the faucet’s handle. She got excited thinking about how mobile the spray head was, and how well it could contort to just about any position. She could feel blood rush to her face when she finally reached the sink.

She gazed longingly into both of the sink basins, both of them filled more than halfway with dirty dishes. She was filled up with disgust as she thought about it.

“Something as beautiful as you shouldn’t be treated this badly,” Rainbow Dash cooed, stroking the front of a basin tenderly with a hoof, blushing because she’s standing so close to it. She looked at the faucet right in front of her. The shiny metal was almost beckoning to her. Rainbow Dash’s heart beat sped up and she could feel herself getting excited. She tried to look away, but the faucet was just there, not doing anything. She eventually gave in.

Rainbow Dash leaned over the sink basin to lick the faucet. The sharp steel taste graced her taste buds and made her feel all tingly in her crotch. She moaned as she completely violated the faucet, eventually climbing onto the counter to lick the faucet with better reach. Upon doing so, Rainbow Dash discovered that the faucet rotated if she licked it in one direction too hard. That was the way she loved it.

Rainbow Dash sent her tongue all over the tip of the faucet, falling deeper and deeper into heat as she went on. She stuck the tip of her tongue into the faucet’s hole and savored the moisture her tongue came across. Once she extracted every last bit of water with her curious, probing tongue. Rainbow Dash felt so naughty doing this, and she blushed as she remembered her wild and crazy high school days at Cloudsdale.

Upon these thoughts, Rainbow Dash stopped licking. She looked down at the tip of the faucet, and shhe saw her saliva coating the tip, adding to the overall luster of the metal. Looking at it gave Rainbow Dash sexual pleasure. The faucet itself was so erect, and Rainbow wanted pure sexual bliss at this point. Her heart and her clit tingled as she got up onto the counter, rested her flank on the counter, opened up her mouth, and closed it around the faucet’s spout.

The feel of the erect structure in her mouth caused some wetness to form around Rainbow Dash’s vagina. She felt absolutely blissful as she started sucking on the faucet. The taste of her own saliva had mixed with the metallic one of the faucet. Rainbow Dash initially took it slow as she bobbed her head up and down, tonguing the bottom of the faucet. Presently she moved her front hooves from grasping the faucet to holding herself up at the base of the faucet. She let the faucet go deeper and deeper into her mouth as she rocked harder and harder. She felt absolutely ready to cum any moment each time she felt the tip of the faucet touch the back of her mouth.

Rainbow Dash stopped for a moment, in total ecstasy, but she hadn’t came yet.

“Oh, you’re so hard!” Rainbow Dash commented, noticing the faucet’s handle for the second time. An idea began to form in her head.

Rainbow began sucking on the faucet once again, letting her saliva dribble everywhere in the sink. She was approaching an orgasm, but was determined to outlast the faucet. With one frontal hoof, Rainbow Dash turned on the hot water, and her mouth was instantly filled with warm tap water that dribbled out of her mouth. Rainbow Dash kept bobbing her head, savoring every moment of this and she couldn’t take it in her vagina anymore. She let go of everything, screaming in pleasure that was supplemented by the warm faucet water entering her mouth, her own cum going all over the dirty dishes for as long as she could hold it out.

Rainbow Dash was in her afterglow for the moments that followed, and she absolutely loved it. She hadn’t done anything like that since her days at the Cloudsdale flight academy. The sink was covering her with its compassion for the duration of her afterglow. Once the euphoria subsided, Rainbow Dash shut off the water.

Losing All Control

Rainbow Dash had sat down at Twilight’s kitchen table, staring at where she was just a few minutes back. It was even dirtier than before. In fact, it was on a whole other scale of dirty, with her excretions mixed with the filth. Despite this, the overall beauty of the sink was still intact in Rainbow Dash’s eyes. It still had a luster that appealed to her, one that beckoned her. It was as if… the faucet wanted more.

Rainbow almost blushed at the notion of such a thought. No, she felt blood rushing to her face, and to her clit. She squirmed in her seat quite uncomfortably, staring at the shine of the faucet, trying to resist. In reality, she did want to do more than just put the faucet in her mouth. She looked down at her womanhood, and she saw that it had reverted back to its non-heat state, although some excretions were still on the fur surrounding it. Rainbow Dash bit her lip and trotted to the sink.

“Sink? There’s something that I…” her voice trailed off, as she sheepishly gazed at the floor, “Well, I want to take it to a whole other level.” Rainbow Dash felt herself blushing a deep shade of crimson. She gazed at the object that had been in her mouth such a short time ago. Rainbow Dash was overcome with a new sense of passion, one that told her to give everything she had to Twilight’s sink. Rainbow Dash felt herself slipping into heat once again as she gazed at the stiff, metal faucet in front of her.

Her gaze slipped to the spray head by the handle. She stood on her back hooves and reached over a basin to hold the spray head. Rainbow Dash pulled it out of the socket, and a flowing, flexible and silver pipe followed the head. Her heart raced faster as she got on the counter and sat on the edge of a basin, holding the spray head between two of her hooves.

Rainbow Dash turned over so that her stomach rested on the counter by the sink, back hooves hanging inside of one of the sink’s basins. Holding the spray head, Rainbow Dash forced the tip into her anus, having a miniature orgasm as she did so. She was sure she was visibly blushing by now. Holding the spray head in place with her two front hooves and her flank muscles, she turned on the hot water with her back hooves. Water flowed from the faucet spout, and Rainbow Dash adjusted it to her liking with her back hooves.

She braced herself for the enema she was going to do. She had never done one before, but she had heard of it as a filly from the older pegasi at the flight academy. Upon asking her mom about what it was, Rainbow Dash was grounded for a week.

Rainbow Dash got her body ready, and, withdrawing her back hoof from the stream of faucet water, she clenched her flank muscles and pressed the trigger of the spray head with one front hoof. Warm water filled her rectum and it began to cleanse Rainbow Dash’s innards. The feeling of this was extremely pleasant, and Rainbow Dash felt some crap come out of her anus and drip onto the plates in the sink. It didn’t matter. The water aroused Rainbow Dash, and she once again felt blood rush to both her face and her clit. The gentle stream of water entering her body put her deep into heat as she pounded on the counter with her only free hoof, not wanting to lose control just yet.

“Oh… yes… I… I want more…” Rainbow Dash moaned, as the water coursed into her and out.

She relaxed her flank muscles, and the spray head fell with a distinctive noise as it struck a plate in the sink basin. Rainbow Dash felt the muscles in her womanhood starting to contract, and she felt that the fur around it was getting wet. In heat, she smiled to herself as she stared at the faucet itself. Turning off the water momentarily, Rainbow Dash rested her flank on the front of a basin and swiveled the faucet to the basin she was on. Facing the faucet, she placed her front hooves behind her. She positioned her back hooves by the base of the faucet, on different sides.

“Alright, Mr. Faucet…” Rainbow Dash said, visibly blushing, in sexual excitement and anticipation of what she was going to do, “I’m gonna go all out on you now. My body is finally ready.”

With this, she made sure she had a firm grip with each hoof, she lifted her hips and shoved her vagina over the spout of the faucet. She groaned in bliss as she felt the spout penetrate her. Her pussy got even more wet, and pulling out was easy, but extremely titillating for the cyan pony. She was blushing even more as she forced the faucet to go deeper within her vagina, releasing more lubrication as she went.

“I… WANT IT!” Rainbow Dash yelled, extremely close to an orgasm.

She prepared her hooves for this, and made her hips move faster than she was already doing, releasing extra lubricant. Rainbow Dash pushed as far as she could with her front hooves, and she bent her back knees as much as they could to get as much of the faucet in her as possible. She felt the bottom of her vagina touch the base of the faucet, and the feel of it pushed her deeper into heat. She tried to restrain her cum, but let it loose as the spout of the faucet touched the back of her vagina.

“Oh, YES!” Rainbow Dash screamed, entering her orgasm, cumming over everything in the basin and around it. With a back hoof, she turned on the hot water. The rush of the water in her vagina, along with the contractions she was feeling, put her into a pure state of happiness. She stopped moving her body up and down the faucet and just savored the moment, turning off the sink’s water once the contractions stopped.

Rainbow Dash could feel her cheeks burning as she slid off of the faucet and slowly got on the floor. Breathing heavily, Rainbow Dash smiled as she gazed at the huge mess she’d created in the sink. Pieces of crap and her own excretions were all over the dishes, as well as on the back of the counter.

“Twilight’s coming home in a couple of days,” Rainbow Dash muttered. “I can clean it up by then.”

The cyan pony staggered to the upper floor of the library, her vagina dripping from her excretions and the faucet water. She ambled to Twilight’s bed and took a long nap, still in an afterglow.