My Little Smoshie

Anthony and Applejack had embarked for Ponyville. The two ambled along the dirt trail into the town. Even though Anthony was surrounded by this surreal world of fiction, he still found it had to concentrate. All the details were still hazy. Where in the world was he? Was Ian alright? Anthony sighed.

"What's wrong, sugarcube?" Applejack asked concerned.

"Oh, it's nothing really," Anthony murmured. "It's just that... I'm worried about my friend, Ian. I don't know where he is, and I just hope he's alright." Anthony slumped down depressed.

Applejack thought quickly, wanting to console her new friend. "Ah'm sure he's fine. No need to worry! We folks here in Ponyville watch over each other! We're like family!" Anthony perked up slightly from Applejack's friendly words. "So where ya from, Anthony?"

"Um... California," Anthony replied, a bit hesitant due to the peculiar world he was in now.

"California?" Applejack questioned, not recognizing the foreign location. "Oh! you must mean Coltifornia! You have such a stong accent ah couldn't understand ya!" exclaimed Applejack.

"Uh... no I said California with a Cali not a Colt!" said Anthony, correcting the misinterpretation.

"Huh... Well Ah'v never heard of this Coli-forn-ya! Where is it exactly?" asked the farmer pony.

"It's on the far west coast," Anthony informed.

"Still doesn't ring any bells, but then again Ah haven't looked at a globe in awhile," Applejack chuckled.

Anthony had realized by now that this world was obviously not the same as his original one. He decided from now on to try to leave any information about his world to himself in case that this was like a science fiction movie. He wouldn't want to somehow destroy the universe because of his big mouth; the new Justin Bieber album was being released in a few days!

"So what's Cal-I-fer-na like?"

"Well around this time of year, boiling! But the neighborhoods are nice and the beaches are great!"

"Well that's mighty interestin'," she said as they approached the Ponyville Bizarre. As they entered the bustling center, Applejack halted to greet a buff, sanguine stallion that stood behind a little apple stand.

"How's the stand comin' along, Big Mac?" Applejack asked, familiarity coursing through her voice.

"Not too shabby." replied the colt.

"Anthony, this here's Big Macintosh. He's mah big brother," exclaimed AppleJack.

"O-oh u-um it's nice to meet you Big Macintosh," Anthony stammered out. He extended a shaking hoof, intimidated by Big Mac's stature.

Upon reaching out for a handshake, Anthony thought, Wait! How the hell do ponies shake hands... or hooves!?

Big Mac nodded his head and somehow grabbed Anthony's hoof, giving him a firm, tough hoofshake. "Eeyup. Like wise. And y'all can jus' call me Big Mac," added the farmer stallion.

"Well, we best be headin' off, Anthony. See ya later Big Mac, we got somethan' ta do." The two cantered deeper into Ponyville, set out for the library.

Anthony's wasn't sure what he would have to do to get back to his world, but he knew he would do anything to do so. The second I find Ian, we're taking a one-way ticket out of here. This is just getting out of hand... or out of hoof! Anthony thought, suddenly guffawing in the streets at his own pun. That's too funny!

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"A-again... I-I'm really sorry for dropping you," aplogized Fluttershy with her Angel resting on her back.

"For the sixteenth time, it's fine!" Ian grunted, reassuring the guilt ridden pegasus. The couple decided to walk to Ponyville once Fluttershy got exhausted from carrying Ian's weight. If only Ian had gone on the Jenny Craig diet like Anthony had told him too.

Ian had already explained to Fluttershy all about where he came from, his friends, Smosh, and anything else he could think of, only leaving out the part of him being from another dimension. It's good that this wasn't a science fiction movie, and just a cartoon!

"So tell me again, what's this town called again?" asked Ian.

"Ponyville."

"That's what I don't understand! Why is it called Ponyville?"

"W-what do you mean?" Fluttershy inquired, flustered by Ian's outburst.

"I mean, why is it named Ponyville? Couldn't it just be named something normal?"

"Well, I thought that Ponyville was a normal name," Fluttershy said softly.

"It's not though. What are some of the other town's around here called?"

"Let's see... There's Canterlot, Fillydelphia, Las Pegasus, Manehatten---"

Fluttershy's list was interrupted by Ian's emphatic laughter. Catching his breathe, Ian huffed, "Those names are all ridiculous!"

"Well I think they're better than California..." Fluttershy lightly asserted.

Noticing Fluttershy becoming slightly saddened, Ian said, "Whatever. I guess it just depends on where we come from. So how is it here in Ponyville anyway?"

"O-oh, it's really fun living here! I have such great friends and I take extra special care of all the my little animal friends!"

"Cool, I love animals! I have a Guinea pig named Charlie. He's the drunkest, funnest most deadest pet ever! What pets do you have?" asked Ian.

"Well I don't have too many. There's Angel, my favorite little bunny," Fluttershy said happily, glancing at her back to see said bunny. "I also have, forty-seven squirrels, sixty-eight birds, thirty-two ducks, six-teen ducklings, twenty-one weasels, eighty-four mice, thirty-five other bunnies, fifty butterflies, twenty-nine moles, twelve bears, and one chameleon!"

"Holy guacamole, that's a lot of animals! How the heck do you keep track of all of them!?"

"It's really not that hard. I just really love caring and nurturing them. That's what my cutie mark is for," Fluttershy proudly said, showing off her flank as she did so.

"Right you told me about that," Ian replied, remembering the pegasus mentioning that earlier in their walk. "So do you think I would be able to ride one of those bears sometime?" Ian enthusiastically asked.

"I don't think one of them would mind doing that."

"Sweet!"

Ian actually kind of liked this world. Even though he had no clue how he got there, Ian still was overjoyed by the fresh landscape and the fact that he was a unicorn! He couldn't do any magic, but he was still excited beyond belief. This world is so awesome! I wonder if Anthony is a unicorn too? Ian pondered. Maybe he's a pegasus like Fluttershy! Or maybe some weird cross of both... What if he's a dragon!? What if he's a dragon with a unicorn horn and pegasus wings!? Ian just couldn't wait to see Anthony again.

As the two continued along their trail, the internet celebrity and Fluttershy passed by an erie looking forest.

"Whoa..." Ian said amazed by the interesting landscape of the ominus forest."What's that forest called! It looks so awesome!"

Fluttershy squealed in fear. "T-thats the Everfree f-forest! Don't ever ever ever go in there!"

"Why?" asked Ian confused.

"B-becuase there are scary monsters in there!" Fluttershy replied emphatically.

"Like what?" Ian asked kind of intrigued

What the hell kind of creatures live here beside cuddling talking fluffy ponies? Ian thought to himself.

"Big, scary hydras, and they all have big, scary teeth, with even tinier big, scary teeth!"

Ian assumed that the mare was just overreacting. "So why are we even near the forest then?"

"Oh, that's where I live."

Ian decided to quit questioning her logic. "Why are we here at your house? Shouldn't we be heading to the town you were talking about? Ponyville was it?" Ian Questioned.

"Yes, but I need to get some books for my friend,Twilight first," Fluttershy replied in her soft voice.

"Oh. Okay." Ian said, waiting patiently.

"Alright. I'm ready to go," Fluttershy said as she carried a saddlebag full of books.

Will Ian and Anthony ever be reunited? Find out next time on Dragon Ball Z!