MEMES VS EQUESTRIA

by dwpeters84

Rating: teen
Tags: Other, Original Character, Comedy, Random, Crossover, Human, My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic
Length: 980

An epic battle between memes and ponies and YOU get to choose who is in the fight!

Troll, Bad Luck Brian, Stoner Stanley, Good Guy Greg, Sweet Brown, Derp, Derpette, 60's Spiderman and more! In this epic battle of the wits between the internet and Equestria. You choose the battles, and I write the stories.

Published 2013-03-31 22:10:02 UTC
Last updated 2013-03-31 22:10:02 UTC

Prolouge. (DECIDE ROUND 1)

Applebloom was walking out of sugar cube corner. After a short talk with Pinkie, who was quite busy, Applebloom learned there was bad storm coming that wasn't schedulded. All the weather ponies were on vacation at Las Pegasus because of there being no plans. Applebloom was curious. She wanted to know why a storm was coming.

Applebloom ran down the road, saying "Hi" to all the familiar ponies that she passed. She trotted down a dirt road until she reached a familiar looking cloud. It was a perfect size and shape for a Rainbow Dash to sleep on.

"Hey! Rainbow Dash!" She yelled. No answer. "Rainbow Dash! You up there?" She asked with faith for an answer.

"Ughh, who is it?" Rainbow Dash said sleepily.

"Applebloom." She replied.

Rainbow Dash carefully lifted her head to see if the speaker was the true filly known as Applebloom. To her surprise she actually was. "Go away kid." Rainbow said angerily.

Applebloom was starting to get worried. Not only had the farm just ben plowed and seeded, the Apples just planted some Apple tree saplings 4 days ago. "Rainbow I need to tell you something!" Applebloom pleaded.

Rainbow lifted her head. "Can't you see I'm busy right now?"

"Busy doin' what?" Applebloom asked.

"Busy sleeping!" Rainbow answered in an annoyed voice.

"Well your gonna need to get up.." Applebloom said, "'Cause there is a big storm headed straight for Pony-ville!"

Rainbow let out a hardy laugh. "A storm? Un-scheduled? Hahaha! Your so funny!"

"Ahm bein' serious Rainbow! Look!" Applebloom pointed out.

Rainbow shook her head and looked at the sky to see that there really was an unscheduled storm. It was big, black, and headed for Pony-Ville. "Alright squirt, I guess I owe you one, but for now, I gotta go take care of this storm."

"Alright, just please don't let the wind blow on the orchard, we just planted saplings yesterday!" Applebloom explained.

"On it." Rainbow replied while flying away towards the villainous cloud. She wanted to get this over with, she had a nap to get back to.

Stoner Stanley grabed Greg's arm really tight. "I don't wanna go there!" Cried Stoner Stanley. "I can get caught by the cops!"

Good guy Greg spoke up. "Don't worry buddy, I'll tell 'em I had the drugs."

"With me, the cops will know its a lie." Bad luck Brian pointed out.

"God dammit! Flying through a frickin' wormhole takes to much time! Ain't nobody got time for that!" Sweet Brown replied.

After several hours of flying they reached the end of the worm hole and flew through Equestria's sky.

"Look at this place." 60's Spider Man said. "A whole new WORLD for me to not give a fuck!"

"You will give a fuck when we get caught from drugs." Stanley said.

"Fuck the police!" Shouted Spider Man, not giving any fucks.

Suddenly, Rainbow Dash swooped in to rid of the storm cloud but ran into Brian on the way of doing so. They tumbled to the ground as more memes began falling through the clouds.

"What was that?" Derp asked.

"It looked like a flying pony." Answered Derpette.

Physics Troll was the last one out, and he came through the wormhole standing on top of a chair.

"When we are about to hit the ground, I'm gonna jump off this chair and land safely!" Physics Troll yelled.

The memes fell for about 20 seconds until they all hit the ground. Everyone that fell got hurt... Except Physics Troll, who stood there and did a stupid dance. After he finished his dance, he pulled out a back pack and began trying to sell books on how to be an expert and physics like he is.

60's Spider Man stood up. "Dammit! I hurt my arachnids!"

Good guy greg spoke up to Spiderman in a sorry voice, "Sorry man, I should have cushioned your fall."

"Not that I give a fuck, but why do give a fuck?" Spiderman questioned.

"Because, I'm a good guy." Greg said, annoyed.

"Not that I give another fuck, but where are we?" Spiderman asked.

All of the memes looked around. Everyone was stumped. When looking to the left, you can see what looks like a forest. When you look to the right, you can see what looks like a field with a few houses spread about. What they didn't know is that they were in the outskirts of Pony-Ville.

"AAAAAND not that I give three fucks, but where is that bad luck douchebag?" Spiderman questioned not giving any fucks at all.

Derpette raised her hand. "Ooo! Ooo! Pick me!"

"Whatcha got stick fucker?" Spiderman asked, turning to Derpette.

"A magical flying pony crashed in to him while we were flying in the air!" Derpette answered with confidence.

"Magical pony? Are you a fucking idiot?" Spiderman asked confused more than the time he almost accidently gave a fuck..

Derpette looked annoyed. "No, actually, she picked him up and headed torwards that little town over there!" Derpette pointed at Pony-Ville.

"Oh, so you saw a magical pony walk in there? Please tell me how we won't look like a bunch of idiots when we enter the city." Willy Wonka said in a sarcastic voice.

Socially Akward penguin smaked him in the back of the head. After a couple minutes of thinking, arguing, and deciding. They thought they would leave Bad Luck Brian behind, because he's just that, BAD LUCK. Troll, being himself, didn't listen and ran into the city anyways.

The other memes shrugged along with Spider Man, cause, you know, he doesn't give any fucks. So they ran in with Troll to save their friend.

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(YOU DECIDE WHO IS AGAINST WHO! EX: FLUTTERSHY VS 60S SPIDERMAN! GO AHEAD AND SUGGEST AND ILL GET WRITIN'!)

Author's Note

DO WHAT THE ABOVE SAYS NAOW