Scratching Family Matters

It had been a weak sense Vinyl had... visited. Firefight was calming down. He had the day off so he thought he would go to the market and get some groceries. Neither Firefight or Spitfire could stand fast food, so they always cooked, more Firefight than Spitfire. As much as he hated to say it, he couldn't stand Spitfire's cooking. For a fact, almost every time Spitfire had cooked he  had gotten extreme diarrhea. Yep, extreme diarrhea. He always went into the Everfree forest. He wasn't scared of it like most ponies were.

He smiled. Despite the horrible feeling depositing his...load...he had some memorable times there. Actually, one time he Shat, you heard he, shat on a timberwolf's face. And to add to that, it died. It died. That proves how bad of diarrhea Firefight got when Spitfire cooked. She was no cook. But he couldn't say that to Spitfire's face. He snapped back to reality and realized that he was at the market.

'Lets see...' He thought. 'I need some butter, three carrots, two onions, two celery stalks, some tomatoes to make into paste,  some cabbage,... Ah! Yes, some green beans.' He took a quick glance at his flank. He smiled. His cutie mark was a boiling bot with a ladle by its side. He stopped at a stand, "Hey carrot top, may I get two carrots please!" He said with a smile.

"Oh, hey Firefight! It's been a while!" She handed him the two carrots. "That'll be two bits!"

He handed her the bits."Thanks now, I gotta go. I'm cooking dinner for Spitfire." He ran off in the direction of the other stands.

He knew that Spitfire, Hell, everypony in town liked his cooking. He thought that it would be a nice gift for Spitfire after she got home after wonderbolts training. Also, his stomach couldn't stand Spitfire's cooking. After he got everything, he was in a rush to get home. Then he crashed into his 'sister' in law, The element of generosity, Rarity.

"Oh, my, I'm so sorry, I wasn't -" Then he realized who it was then fell to the ground laughing.

"No, no, no, not my marvelous main and coat!" The tomatoes had been launched into Rarity's face and splattered all over mer 'Marvelous' main and coat.

Sarcastically, Firefight said "Actually, the red makes you look better. You look less like a train wreck." He said with an evil grin.

"Your horrible!" she wailed. She ran off to her boutique. Firefight couldn't understand the rest of what she said. It was just a jumble of words to him.

"Meh" he said as he shrugged off the insult. Just after that he saw a purple and green dragon run after him. 'Geez Spike, you'll never get a shot at Rarity, she is married to my brother.' then he realized "Oh shoot I need some more tomatoes." he picked up everything else, thankfully they were not destroyed like the tomatoes, and ran off towards the tomato stand. 'How can my brother even put up with that whiny bitch' he thought.