BECAUSE SOME ANON MADE ME

you are anon

and you are in equestria because you have a ungodly attraction to ponies

and because you drank too much bleach

today there happens to be a friendly outdoor barbeque that the mayor is hosting

there are kebabs, and ponies, but most importantly

grills

oh how grills make your blood flow to that special little place of yours

welp it's time to start this day off right

upon entering the happy little event you get to work

you unzip your pants and let anon jr. free

the sight of a grill instantly gets him to stand at attention

you slowly creep up on the unsuspecting grill and start beating your meat

it only takes about 2 pumps for you to blow your load because you are a fat neckbeard

you spray your special sauce all over someone’s kebab

you grin with victory as you just spiced up someone’s meal for the day

as you turn around you see a Vanilla colored pony staring at you in disgust

”WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU DOING YOU SICK FUCKING FAGGOT”

having no time to react you grab the first thing on your left

a fishbot

with the force of a raging /v/irgin you slap her shit

the force of the blow sends her careening onto a near grill

she screams in pain as the grill burns her flesh

hearing her screams and the sizzling of flesh makes your cock go into maximum overdrive

you plunge your cock into the burning pony’s vagoo

she screams in agony as the grill cooks her alive

she moans with pleasure as your little cock rocks her world

you thrust and thrust with all the force of a great typhoon

beads of sweat drip from your forehead onto the grill making a satisfying sizzling sound

she starts to tighten up her inside as you near the end of the ride

you thrust harder at the moment arrives

with one last push it sends the both of you ogre the line

you spray your marshmallow goodness as she leaks her vanilla extract

with a groan that sounds like a roaring lion you slam your face on the grill

tears and the skin of your face sounds like a hamburger being pressed down on

as you empty the sperm tanks you get up and pull vanilla pone off the grill

she looks at you in the eyes and says

”that was well done anon”

THEN YOU FUCKING EXPLODE BECAUSE GRILS ARE SO FCUKNGI GHOTGLDSAFAESGSRHSRHGHSR