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Derpy Songs

An entire chapter dedicated to everyone favorite mailmare, Derpy Hooves. Feel free to let me know of you have any other songs what i like to call Derpyfied, just let me know.

Derpy`s Perfect Muffins(sung to the the music of Cupcakes from the show My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic)

Sung By: Derpy Hooves

WJTIII Production

Spoken Intro: Hello My name is Ditzy Doo(or Derpy Hooves) and this is how i make muffins.Carrot top has allowed me to use her kitchen to teach you all how to make Derpy`s Perfect Blueberry Muffins.

All you have to do is take a stick of butter.

Add it to the mix!

Next you take a little something sweet, not sour,

A bit of salt--Just a pinch!

Baking these treats is such a cinch,

Add a teaspoon of Blueberries.

Add a little more, and you count to four.

So you never get your fill-of~

Muffins, so sweet and tasty~

Muffins--don't be too hasty,

Muffins~

Muffins, Muffins, MUFFINS!!!

Derpy style

Gundam Style Parody

WJTIII Productions

Sung by: Doctor Whooves

It`s time for Derpy style

Derpy style

A filly Hooves is warm and humble during the day

A classy filly Hooves know how to enjoy the freedom of a tasty muffin

A filly Hooves heart gets hotter when night comes

A filly with that kind of twist

I’m a colt

A colt Whooves is as warm as you during the day

A colt Whooves one-shots his muffin before it even cools

A colt Whooves heart bursts when night comes

That kind of colt

Beautiful, loveable

Yes you, hey, yes you, hey

Beautiful, loveable

Yes you, hey, yes you, hey

Now let’s go on an adventure

It`s time for Derpy style Derpy style

It`s time for Derpy style

Eh- dear assistant

Time for Derpy style

Eh- dear assistant derp derp derp derp

A filly hooves looks quiet but plays when she plays

A filly hooves puts her hair down when the right time comes

A filly hooves covers herself but is more sexy than a girl who bares it all

A sensible filly like that

I’m a colt

A colt Whooves seems calm but plays when he plays

A colt Whooves goes completely crazy when the right time comes

A colt Whooves has bulging ideas rather than muscles

That kind of colt

Beautiful, loveable

Yes you, hey, yes you, hey

Beautiful, loveable

Yes you, hey, yes you, hey

Now let’s go until the end

It`s time for Derpy style Derpy style

It`s time for Derpy style

Eh- dear assistant

Time for Derpy style

Eh- dear assistant derp derp derp derp

On top of the running colt is the flying colt, filly filly

I’m a colt who knows a thing or two

On top of the running colt is the flying colt, filly filly

I’m a colt who knows a thing or two

You know what I’m saying

It`s time for Derpy style

Eh- dear assistant

Time for Derpy style

Eh- dear assistant derp derp derp derp

It`s time for Derpy style

I know, this isn't Derpy singing, but its a song about derpy dose that work

Doctor Whooves` Aria

This Day Aria Parody

WJTIII Productions

Sung by: Doctor Whooves and Discord Whooves

[Discord Whooves]

This day is going to be perfect

The kind of day of which I've always wanted all along

Everypony will gather 'round

Say I look smashing in my tie

What they don't know is the groom has fooled them all!

[Doctor Whooves]

This day was going to be perfect

The kind of day of which I've hoped nothing would go wrong

But instead of having pie

Im once again Im combating fate

Wedding bells, they never ring for me at all…

[Discord Whooves]

I could care less about the tie

I won't partake in any pie

Vows, well I'll be lying, if that`s okay

That through any kind of weather

I'll need us to be together

The truth is I don't care for her at all

No I do not love the bride

For my hearts are dead inside

But I`ll still need her to be all mine

[Doctor Whooves]

We must escape before it's too late

Find a way to save the day

Hope, I'll be lying if I say

"I don't fear that I may lose her

To one who wants to use her

Not care for, love, and cherish her each day"

For I oh so love the bride

All my thoughts she does consume

Oh Derpy Hooves, I'll be there very soon

[Discord Whooves]

Finally the moment has arrived

For me to steal one lucky bride

[Doctor Whooves]

Oh, the wedding we won't make

She'll end up making a mistake

Derpy Hooves will be…

[Discord Whooves]:

…mine, all mine. [evil laugh]

Here is a song about all our favorite background characters, maybe this is something to be animated.

Winter Wrap up: With the Background Ponies

Sung by: Derpy Hooves, Lyra Heartstrings, Doctor Whooves, Bon-Bon, DJ Pon3, and Octavia(The Other6) WJTIII Productions

Sung by: Doctor Whooves

DERPY HOOVES:

Three months of winter coolness, and relaxing holidays~

LYRA HEARTSTRINGS:

We've kept our hoovesies warm at home, time off from work to play~

DOCTOR WHOOVES:

But the food you've stored is running out, and you can't grow in the cold

DJ PON3:

And even though I love the snow, it simply has to go~

OCTAVIA:

The time has come to welcome Spring

And all things warm and green,

But it's also time to say goodbye:

It's Winter we must clean.

How can I help? I'm new, you see.

What does everypony do?

How do I fit into this system?

I haven't got a clue!

PONIES:

Winter Wrap-Up, Winter Wrap-Up!

Let's finish our holiday cheer

Winter Wrap-Up, Winter Wrap-Up!

Applejack:

'Cause tomorrow Spring-

Rainbow Dash:

-is here!

'Cause tomorrow Spring is here!

DERPY HOOVES:

Bringing home the southern birds,

A Pegasus' job begins

And clearing all the gloomy skies

To let the sun shine in!

We move the clouds and we melt away the white snow;

When the sun comes up, it's warmth and beauty will glow!

PONIES:

Winter Wrap-Up, Winter Wrap-Up!

Let's finish our holiday cheer

Winter Wrap-Up, Winter Wrap-Up!

'Cause tomorrow Spring is here

Winter Wrap-Up Winter Wrap-Up!

'Cause tomorrow Spring is here

'Cause tomorrow Spring is here!

DJ PON3:

Little critters hibernate

Under the snow and ice.

BON-BON:

We wake up all those sleepyheads

So quietly and nice!

DJ PON3:

We help them gather up their food,

Fix their homes below;

BON-BON:

We welcome back the Southern birds

DJ PON3 and BON-BON:

So their families can grow!

PONIES:

Winter Wrap-Up, Winter Wrap-Up!

Let's finish our holiday cheer

Winter Wrap-Up, Winter Wrap-Up!

'Cause tomorrow Spring is here

Winter Wrap-Up, Winter Wrap-Up!

'Cause tomorrow Spring is here

'Cause tomorrow Spring is here!

DOCTOR WHOOVES:

No easy task to clear this ground,

Plant those tiny seeds.

With proper care and sunshine,

Everyone it`ll feeds.

Apples, carrots, celery stalks

Colorful flowers, too!

We must work so very hard,

It's just so much to do!

PONIES:

Winter Wrap-Up, Winter Wrap-Up!

Let's finish our holiday cheer

Winter Wrap-Up, Winter Wrap-Up!

'Cause tomorrow Spring is here

Winter Wrap-Up, Winter Wrap-Up!

LYRA HEARTSTRINGS:

'Cause tomorrow Spring is here!

PONIES:

'Cause tomorrow Spring is here!

OCTAVIA:

Now that I know what they all do,

I have to find my place

And help with all of my might,

Tough task ahead I face.

How will I do within this system,

Help the earth pony way?

I wanna belong, so I must

Do my best today

PONIES:

Winter Wrap-Up, Winter Wrap-Up!

Let's finish our holiday cheer~

Winter Wrap-Up, Winter Wrap-Up!

'Cause tomorrow Spring is here~

Winter Wrap-Up, Winter Wrap-Up!

OCTAVIA:

'Cause tomorrow Spring is here~

'Cause tomorrow Spring is here!

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