My Little Parodies: Fandom is Magic

by BuddhtistBrony

Rating: everyone
Tags: Slice of Life
Length: 2374

These are parodies I write, be sure to let me know what you think.These are as the name implies these are My Little Parodies, and Fandom is truly Magic. if there`s something you wanna hear just let me know.

These are as the name implies these are My Little Parodies, and Fandom is truly Magic. if there`s something you wanna hear just let me know.

Published 1970-01-01 00:00:00 UTC
Last updated 2013-07-31 01:57:48 UTC

Derpy Songs

An entire chapter dedicated to everyone favorite mailmare, Derpy Hooves. Feel free to let me know of you have any other songs what i like to call Derpyfied, just let me know.

Derpy`s Perfect Muffins(sung to the the music of Cupcakes from the show My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic)

Sung By: Derpy Hooves

WJTIII Production

Copyright G3.5`s death

Spoken Intro: Hello My name is Ditzy Doo(or Derpy Hooves) and this is how i make muffins.Carrot top has allowed me to use her kitchen to teach you all how to make Derpy`s Perfect Blueberry Muffins.

All you have to do is take a stick of butter.

Add it to the mix!

Next you take a little something sweet, not sour,

A bit of salt--Just a pinch!

Baking these treats is such a cinch,

Add a teaspoon of Blueberries.

Add a little more, and you count to four.

So you never get your fill-of~

Muffins, so sweet and tasty~

Muffins--don't be too hasty,

Muffins~

Muffins, Muffins, MUFFINS!!!

Derpy style

Gundam Style Parody

WJTIII Productions

Copyright over 1000 years ago

Sung by: Doctor Whooves

It`s time for Derpy style

Derpy style

A filly Hooves is warm and humble during the day

A classy filly Hooves know how to enjoy the freedom of a tasty muffin

A filly Hooves heart gets hotter when night comes

A filly with that kind of twist

I’m a colt

A colt Whooves is as warm as you during the day

A colt Whooves one-shots his muffin before it even cools

A colt Whooves heart bursts when night comes

That kind of colt

Beautiful, loveable

Yes you, hey, yes you, hey

Beautiful, loveable

Yes you, hey, yes you, hey

Now let’s go on an adventure

It`s time for Derpy style Derpy style

It`s time for Derpy style Derpy style

It`s time for Derpy style

Eh- dear assistant

Time for Derpy style

Eh- dear assistant derp derp derp derp

A filly hooves looks quiet but plays when she plays

A filly hooves puts her hair down when the right time comes

A filly hooves covers herself but is more sexy than a girl who bares it all

A sensible filly like that

I’m a colt

A colt Whooves seems calm but plays when he plays

A colt Whooves goes completely crazy when the right time comes

A colt Whooves has bulging ideas rather than muscles

That kind of colt

Beautiful, loveable

Yes you, hey, yes you, hey

Beautiful, loveable

Yes you, hey, yes you, hey

Now let’s go until the end

It`s time for Derpy style Derpy style

It`s time for Derpy style Derpy style

It`s time for Derpy style

Eh- dear assistant

Time for Derpy style

Eh- dear assistant derp derp derp derp

On top of the running colt is the flying colt, filly filly

I’m a colt who knows a thing or two

On top of the running colt is the flying colt, filly filly

I’m a colt who knows a thing or two

You know what I’m saying

It`s time for Derpy style

Eh- dear assistant

Time for Derpy style

Eh- dear assistant derp derp derp derp

It`s time for Derpy style

I know, this isn't Derpy singing, but its a song about derpy dose that work

Doctor Whooves` Aria

This Day Aria Parody

WJTIII Productions

Copyright over 1002 years ago

Sung by: Doctor Whooves and Discord Whooves

[Discord Whooves]

This day is going to be perfect

The kind of day of which I've always wanted all along

Everypony will gather 'round

Say I look smashing in my tie

What they don't know is the groom has fooled them all!

[Doctor Whooves]

This day was going to be perfect

The kind of day of which I've hoped nothing would go wrong

But instead of having pie

Im once again Im combating fate

Wedding bells, they never ring for me at all…

[Discord Whooves]

I could care less about the tie

I won't partake in any pie

Vows, well I'll be lying, if that`s okay

That through any kind of weather

I'll need us to be together

The truth is I don't care for her at all

No I do not love the bride

For my hearts are dead inside

But I`ll still need her to be all mine

[Doctor Whooves]

We must escape before it's too late

Find a way to save the day

Hope, I'll be lying if I say

"I don't fear that I may lose her

To one who wants to use her

Not care for, love, and cherish her each day"

For I oh so love the bride

All my thoughts she does consume

Oh Derpy Hooves, I'll be there very soon

[Discord Whooves]

Finally the moment has arrived

For me to steal one lucky bride

[Doctor Whooves]

Oh, the wedding we won't make

She'll end up making a mistake

Derpy Hooves will be…

[Discord Whooves]:

…mine, all mine. [evil laugh]

Here is a song about all our favorite background characters, maybe this is something to be animated.

Winter Wrap up: With the Background Ponies

Sung by: Derpy Hooves, Lyra Heartstrings, Doctor Whooves, Bon-Bon, DJ Pon3, and Octavia(The Other6) WJTIII Productions

Copyright over 1001 years ago

Sung by: Doctor Whooves

DERPY HOOVES:

Three months of winter coolness, and relaxing holidays~

LYRA HEARTSTRINGS:

We've kept our hoovesies warm at home, time off from work to play~

DOCTOR WHOOVES:

But the food you've stored is running out, and you can't grow in the cold

DJ PON3:

And even though I love the snow, it simply has to go~

OCTAVIA:

The time has come to welcome Spring

And all things warm and green,

But it's also time to say goodbye:

It's Winter we must clean.

How can I help? I'm new, you see.

What does everypony do?

How do I fit into this system?

I haven't got a clue!

PONIES:

Winter Wrap-Up, Winter Wrap-Up!

Let's finish our holiday cheer

Winter Wrap-Up, Winter Wrap-Up!

Applejack:

'Cause tomorrow Spring-

Rainbow Dash:

-is here!

'Cause tomorrow Spring is here!

DERPY HOOVES:

Bringing home the southern birds,

A Pegasus' job begins

And clearing all the gloomy skies

To let the sun shine in!

We move the clouds and we melt away the white snow;

When the sun comes up, it's warmth and beauty will glow!

PONIES:

Winter Wrap-Up, Winter Wrap-Up!

Let's finish our holiday cheer

Winter Wrap-Up, Winter Wrap-Up!

'Cause tomorrow Spring is here

Winter Wrap-Up Winter Wrap-Up!

'Cause tomorrow Spring is here

'Cause tomorrow Spring is here!

DJ PON3:

Little critters hibernate

Under the snow and ice.

BON-BON:

We wake up all those sleepyheads

So quietly and nice!

DJ PON3:

We help them gather up their food,

Fix their homes below;

BON-BON:

We welcome back the Southern birds

DJ PON3 and BON-BON:

So their families can grow!

PONIES:

Winter Wrap-Up, Winter Wrap-Up!

Let's finish our holiday cheer

Winter Wrap-Up, Winter Wrap-Up!

'Cause tomorrow Spring is here

Winter Wrap-Up, Winter Wrap-Up!

'Cause tomorrow Spring is here

'Cause tomorrow Spring is here!

DOCTOR WHOOVES:

No easy task to clear this ground,

Plant those tiny seeds.

With proper care and sunshine,

Everyone it`ll feeds.

Apples, carrots, celery stalks

Colorful flowers, too!

We must work so very hard,

It's just so much to do!

PONIES:

Winter Wrap-Up, Winter Wrap-Up!

Let's finish our holiday cheer

Winter Wrap-Up, Winter Wrap-Up!

'Cause tomorrow Spring is here

Winter Wrap-Up, Winter Wrap-Up!

LYRA HEARTSTRINGS:

'Cause tomorrow Spring is here!

PONIES:

'Cause tomorrow Spring is here!

OCTAVIA:

Now that I know what they all do,

I have to find my place

And help with all of my might,

Tough task ahead I face.

How will I do within this system,

Help the earth pony way?

I wanna belong, so I must

Do my best today

Do my best today

PONIES:

Winter Wrap-Up, Winter Wrap-Up!

Let's finish our holiday cheer~

Winter Wrap-Up, Winter Wrap-Up!

'Cause tomorrow Spring is here~

Winter Wrap-Up, Winter Wrap-Up!

OCTAVIA:

'Cause tomorrow Spring is here~

'Cause tomorrow Spring is here~

'Cause tomorrow Spring is here!

Gypsy Bard continued

Gypsy Stone wrote more to the Gypsy Bard, with permission it’s here. I hope you like it, 10 hearts or more.

(a)    When you've lost all that you go-t  (and)

You've lost all wars you've fought;

(I) Know that you’ve been through a-lot

For something you've already got.

I have seen how long you’ve sought it

But the one thing that you long for;

You have already found it, deep inside this happy song.

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Life is like a massive boulder,

Up atop a- massive mountain,

(And) It all depends on how hard you push,

To see how far you will g-o in life.

So I ask, before you push

To make the stone a masterpiece

Cause what’s the point of life, even if you go far

Is grey, and void of joy?

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(So) now you’ve found your joy

(and) You have filled that endless void

Remember to live like a- gypsy

When your stone slows down

Cause these chords are hypnotizing

(And) The whole worlds harmonizing

So please children stop your crying and just sing along with me

--Gypsy Stone

Parodies of Werid Al Songs

The Pony Up Party song

By: The Buddhist Brony

A Parody of Polkamon

By: Weird Al Yankovic

Lead up: This will be an unprecedented and massive undertaking. But first a quick quiz on the names I taught you. Maestro, hit it.

Twilight, Pinkie, Rainbow Dash

Sweetie, Big Mac and Minuette

Derpy, Trixie, Fancypants

Scootaloo and Rarity

Flim and Flam, Aunt Orange

Silver Spoon and Prince Blueblood

Filthy Rich and Mayor Mare

Everypony Pony up!

[Instrumental Break]

Spitfire, Twist, Soarin

Fleetfoot, Carmel and Breaburn

Snips, Snails, and Fluttershy

Forsytia and, of course Pipsqueak

Featherweight, Lyra, Bon-Bon, AJ

Vinyl and Octavia

Luna and Celestia

Everypony Pony up!

[Instrumental Break]

It's time to Party

For Teachers Pet and Dinky Doo

Come on, put on your giant hats

And try not to stomp on little Applebloom

You better grab yourself a partner

Like Good old Rose or Dr. Whooves (Dr. Whooves)

Hold on a minute

there’s still many other ponies for you to meet

Including Legal Script and King Pin

Discord, Gilda and Sombra

Red and Golden Delicious

Fluffle Puff and Chrysalis

Don't forget about Cadance

Spike and Philomina

Nightmare Moon and Lighting Dust

Everypony Pony up!

Everypony Pony up!

Everypony Pony up!

Introdution

My name is Walter Jack Tarr III, I write parodies, songs, mash ups, and more. This is a book dedicated to those songs and the like I hope you all enjoy.As you can see I am a brony so Ill try to do what i must to uphold brony stuff because i can here if at all feasible, if that's alright.

The Brony Anthem

Sung by: the Mane6

WJTIII Productions

Copyright 1000 years ago

My Little Pony, I am a Brony,

What is this show all about?

My Little Pony, I am a Brony

This show is awesome!

(My Little Pony)

I used to wonder what this show could be.

(My Little Pony) Could you all share the highlight with me?

[Rainbow Dash]

Awesome music

[Pinkie Pie]

Reference Jokes

[Rarity]

Flash animation

[Applejack]

Fandom and fics

[Fluttershy]

Character Development

[Twilight Sparkle]

Is an easy feat

and the fan base makes it all complete

we are all Bronies

Don`t you know this is the very best show~?

(Part 1 end)

The Brony Anthem Part 2

Sung by: the Mane6

WJTIII Productions

Gypsy W. Creations

Copyright over 1000 years ago

(Second part)

My Little Pony, I am a Brony,

(I am a Brony, my little pony)

What is this show all about?

(I need to show you now.)

My Little Pony, I am a Brony

(I am a Brony, my little pony)

This show is awesome!

(I don’t really know)

(My Little Pony)

((I am a Brony)) I used to wonder what this show could be.

(You need to know what this show can be) (My Little Pony)

((I am a Brony))

Could you all share the highlight with me?

(We are here to give others new sight)?

(But when I did it filled me with glee!)

[Rainbow Dash]

Awesome music

[Pinkie Pie]

Reference Jokes

[Applejack]

Fandom and fics

[Rarity]

Flash animation and fan art

[Fluttershy]

Character Development

[Twilight Sparkle]

Is an easy feat and the fan base makes it all complete

we`re all Bronies

(my little pony)

Don`t you know this is the best show~?

(It holds wonders of magic untold)

Gypsy Stone~

Sociology: the Anthropology Parody

As said above, this is a anthropology parody, the fan fiction by Jason the Human that inspired 2 songs and this parody. Also, this was a little thing I made to boost my sociology class. It worked and now it's here for all to enjoy.

Sociology

Anthropology Parody

Sung by: Yours Truly

WJTIII Productions

Copyright over 999 years ago

People always fascinate me, being just the way they are!

Tell me tiny human can you learn new things within minutes?

My voice is my instrument, while others play their mandolins!

It's a mystery, Sociology!

Many different vital functions, most of which without thinking!

Would it be too much to ask to see the minds of all those greats?

Other people say that its old and junk philosophy

It's a mystery, Sociology!

Aren't you sick of celebrities, or dressing up warm just for school?

I don't mean to butt in or gloat, but modern society shows...

People tell me there's no magic, I don't listen, I don't care.

All we have is our inventions, silly gadgets everywhere.

Babies, children, teens, and elders, all alike have things to share.

Sounds surreal to me,  Sociology!

Tara Strong, and Cathy Weseluck, Hey Oceans` Lead Singer.

Even though I've never met them, who's to say I never will.

Maybe people like eachother, and we don`t fight all the time?

It's a mystery,  Sociology!

Yeah, there`s still some intolerance, It's not always bubbles you see,

Still I say I`m born with the rights to study whatever I please!

I care not to Derp It Up now, I stand quadrupedaly!

I would trade my electronics for a good pair of wings!

Take a picture, it'll last longer! I`m a brony; watch me saunter!

Yeah! That`s me! that's who I'll be! Sociology, YEAH!