11 Drunk Ponies Play

by Razor Colorado

Rating: teen
Tags: Comedy, Random
Length: 331

A series I based off of 11 Drunk Guys Play!

A group of ponies get together for several hours, occasionally drunk. What do they do? They play games that scare them shitless, of course!
Teen for language and sexual references.

Published 1970-01-01 00:00:00 UTC
Last updated 2013-04-02 22:29:53 UTC

Characters

All Time Ponies:

Doctor Whooves

Shining Armor

Princess Cadence

Princess Twilight

Rarity

Rainbow Dash

Older Razor

Flim

Nurse Redheart

Vinyl Scratch

Trixie

Occasional Guests:

Princess Luna

Spitfire

Octavia

Derpy

STONED COLD DRUNK Vinyl

Just simply hammered Dashie

Colgate

Prologue

11 Drunk Ponies Play Prologue

It was a Sunday night, and 11 ponies decided to get together at Shining and Cadence’s castle at The Crystal Empire. It had been just then that Shining instead of haven bought three twelve-packs of various beer, he got four 24 packs, two bottles of wine, three bottles of tequila, a bottle of whiskey and a whole barrel of cider.

Razor, from a different time and an hourglass Cutie Mark, was laughing his head off. “How’d you end up with all this? Wh- what is this?”

“I got some booze for my crew that’ll jacked up!” Shining said, trying to sound like Sly Boogy from That’z My Name.

“Cider’s mine!” Rainbow dash yelled at the top of her lungs and flew to the barrel, crashing right into it and hugging it, leaning against the wall.

“You gonna ride that?” Razor burst out laughing.

Dash gave him an evil glare.

“Shining!” Cadence growled when she saw the overload of alcohol.

“Run!” The Doctor yelled to him!

“Equestria Evacuation Procedure, 1. Grab beer. 2. Run like hell!” Razor called out.

Shining Armor grabbed a beer and what looked like a Wireless Mouse and ran downstairs, Cadence following.

“Might as well make this interesting…” Twilight said, using her magic to bring the booze down to the basement.

The other eight followed. They were ASTONISHED when they found Shining booting up Slender with his computer plugged into the TV.

“Brilliant!” The Doctor said, getting Cadence’s attention.

“Go. Run, go!” Razor was pushing the rest away. “Why did you make me do that?!”

Shining Armor objected. “NO! Stay here! Bring the booze!” Twilight put the drinks down on a table, then they all got drinking… Slender, has booted up…