Gary The Steam Engine in... Equestria?by deandean1125ChaptersChapter 2Chapter 3Chapter 4Chapter 5Chapter 6Chapter 1Chapter 2Gary, Freddie, and Flying Scotsman awoke in a strange land. They were surrounded by multiple colored ponies. They lookd at themselves and found that they too were ponies. Gary was a big black (phrasing) stallion, Freddie was a Black (phrasing) fat pony, and Scotsman was a muscular gree stallion. "Ugh... Scotsman." Said Gary "Yeah?" "Why the fuck are we ponies?!" "I dunno! This wasn't my fault!" "Then whose fault was it?!" Screamed Gary. "It must have been Theo and Otto!" Exclaimed Scotsman. While the en- erm, ponies tried to figure out what to do, a mint green unicorn trotted up to them "Who the hell are you?" Questioned Gary. "I'm Lyra" Replied the unicorn, she seemed friendly enough to them to be harmless. "Well, Lyra, I'm Gary. The fatass over there is Freddie, and the green one is Scotsman" "Scotsman, eh? He seems pretty nice." "Oh, Scotty isn't all that nice when you know him" In the distance Scotsman screamed. "Don't call me Scotty!" "Whatever, Scotty..." Said Lyra. Freddie finally spoke "Why are we ponies? Can we go to the fair?" Asked Freddie "I don't know, and no, we cannot go to the fair..." said Gary. "Why not?" Whined Freddie "Because you're too fat!" Remarked Scotsman. The three walked off, leaving Lyra confused at to why they were so rude to her. Chapter 3Gary, Freddie, and Flying Scotsman were walking in circles "Why the fuck are we walking in circles?" Asked Gary. "I dunno" replied Scotsman. "What do you think the others are doing at Newport?" Asked Freddie. Meanwhile in Newport "Where's Gary, Freddie, and Scotty?" Questioned a Pannier tank. "I dunno, but it's nice and peaceful without them here." Said a class 08 Back in Equestria "They might be having some sort of party..." said Gary. "I have train-AIDS" said Freddie. "What the fuck Freddie?" Questioned the two. "I dunno... it's like we are back on Andy's shelf... minus being a train." Chapter 4After walking around in more circles Gary, Freddie, and Flying Scotsman went to "Sugarcube Corner." There were two Black (Phrasing) Stallions. The first one was panicking for no reason and the other was screaming. The trio decided to ignore them. Gary walked up to the counter and asked for a cupcake. A pink pony jumped up and dragged Gary into a back room for sex. Later They appeared and Gary stated the most obvious thing "I've got train AIDS..." Stated Gary. "So?" Asked the pink mare. Gary decided to get Freddie and Scotsman and GTFO, which they did. "Now I know why those two stallions were screaming..." Said Gary. "Why?" Asked Freddie. "You don't wanna know..." Said Scotsman. Chapter 5Gary, Freddie, And Flying Scotsman were sleeping in a barn. At that moment, an orange earth pony walked in and yelled in Gary's face "What in tarnation are y'all doin' sleepin' in mah shed!?" "Uhm, we were tired and we wanted a place to sleep?" Said Freddie. "If you want a place ta sleep, the barn isn't for that! Either you work for us or GET THE BUCK OUT!" She screamed. "Come on Guys, We aren't wanted here." Said Flying Scotsman. "Fuck you, bitch" Stated Gary in his usual harsh manner. And so Freddie, Gary, and Scotsman left the barn to an angry mare. "What do you think is going on in Newport?" Asked Gary. Meanwhile at Newport Kat, Lars, Rupert, Jeremy, Alfred, and Nora were running like crazy for no damn reason. "I'm sure that they're fine..." Said Freddie. "Maybe Kat is working with Thomas again..." Said Scotsman. "Scotsman, Shut the Fuck Up..." Said Gary. "I don't want to think about that little blue bastard!" Chapter 6The trio approached a portal that Scotsman found. "Ready to go, lads?" Asked Gary. "Ready" "Ready" "Good." Said Gary. The three were about to jump through when Freddie sneezed. "Sorry, allergies!" Apologized Freddie. The other two rolled their eyes. The three then jumped through. They awoke back on Earth, but not in Newport... "Gary?" Asked a Black Five. "Aw, shit..." Said the Standard 9. "Where are we?" "Kent." Said the Black Five. Chapter 1It was a bright and sunny day in Wales... Gary was working his sitting around, being the fat bastard he is... Shut up, Narrator! Well Alright fine, geeze. I'll make my own damn coffee! "Oh, um... Hi, I'm Gary the Steam Engine. I run this-" No yo don't, Gary! "Ah, Feck off ya pervert!" The Narrator came back with his coffee... Ah, what nice coffee..., Now lesse here... There's Gary... Ah Freddie! A Fairburn Tank Engine pulls up, He is Freddie. Freddie is the idiot of the line... Oh, look. There's Flying Scotsman! "Ah, Gary!" "What do you want?!" "I found a world like our own!" "And that is..?" "Equestria!" Gary was beside himself, quite literally as his tender was on the next shed road "So, how can we get to this land?" Asked Gary. "Err... I don't know" mumbled Scotsman "Really? An engine that can travel 100 MPH can't figure out how to get us to another world?" "Yes..." The three engines stopped as the ground began to shake. The three screamed in terror "Scotsman, what did you do!?" Screamed Gary. "I didn't do anything!" The two stopped talking as they disappeared from the sheds...
Chapter 2Gary, Freddie, and Flying Scotsman awoke in a strange land. They were surrounded by multiple colored ponies. They lookd at themselves and found that they too were ponies. Gary was a big black (phrasing) stallion, Freddie was a Black (phrasing) fat pony, and Scotsman was a muscular gree stallion. "Ugh... Scotsman." Said Gary "Yeah?" "Why the fuck are we ponies?!" "I dunno! This wasn't my fault!" "Then whose fault was it?!" Screamed Gary. "It must have been Theo and Otto!" Exclaimed Scotsman. While the en- erm, ponies tried to figure out what to do, a mint green unicorn trotted up to them "Who the hell are you?" Questioned Gary. "I'm Lyra" Replied the unicorn, she seemed friendly enough to them to be harmless. "Well, Lyra, I'm Gary. The fatass over there is Freddie, and the green one is Scotsman" "Scotsman, eh? He seems pretty nice." "Oh, Scotty isn't all that nice when you know him" In the distance Scotsman screamed. "Don't call me Scotty!" "Whatever, Scotty..." Said Lyra. Freddie finally spoke "Why are we ponies? Can we go to the fair?" Asked Freddie "I don't know, and no, we cannot go to the fair..." said Gary. "Why not?" Whined Freddie "Because you're too fat!" Remarked Scotsman. The three walked off, leaving Lyra confused at to why they were so rude to her.
Chapter 3Gary, Freddie, and Flying Scotsman were walking in circles "Why the fuck are we walking in circles?" Asked Gary. "I dunno" replied Scotsman. "What do you think the others are doing at Newport?" Asked Freddie. Meanwhile in Newport "Where's Gary, Freddie, and Scotty?" Questioned a Pannier tank. "I dunno, but it's nice and peaceful without them here." Said a class 08 Back in Equestria "They might be having some sort of party..." said Gary. "I have train-AIDS" said Freddie. "What the fuck Freddie?" Questioned the two. "I dunno... it's like we are back on Andy's shelf... minus being a train."
Chapter 4After walking around in more circles Gary, Freddie, and Flying Scotsman went to "Sugarcube Corner." There were two Black (Phrasing) Stallions. The first one was panicking for no reason and the other was screaming. The trio decided to ignore them. Gary walked up to the counter and asked for a cupcake. A pink pony jumped up and dragged Gary into a back room for sex. Later They appeared and Gary stated the most obvious thing "I've got train AIDS..." Stated Gary. "So?" Asked the pink mare. Gary decided to get Freddie and Scotsman and GTFO, which they did. "Now I know why those two stallions were screaming..." Said Gary. "Why?" Asked Freddie. "You don't wanna know..." Said Scotsman.
Chapter 5Gary, Freddie, And Flying Scotsman were sleeping in a barn. At that moment, an orange earth pony walked in and yelled in Gary's face "What in tarnation are y'all doin' sleepin' in mah shed!?" "Uhm, we were tired and we wanted a place to sleep?" Said Freddie. "If you want a place ta sleep, the barn isn't for that! Either you work for us or GET THE BUCK OUT!" She screamed. "Come on Guys, We aren't wanted here." Said Flying Scotsman. "Fuck you, bitch" Stated Gary in his usual harsh manner. And so Freddie, Gary, and Scotsman left the barn to an angry mare. "What do you think is going on in Newport?" Asked Gary. Meanwhile at Newport Kat, Lars, Rupert, Jeremy, Alfred, and Nora were running like crazy for no damn reason. "I'm sure that they're fine..." Said Freddie. "Maybe Kat is working with Thomas again..." Said Scotsman. "Scotsman, Shut the Fuck Up..." Said Gary. "I don't want to think about that little blue bastard!"
Chapter 6The trio approached a portal that Scotsman found. "Ready to go, lads?" Asked Gary. "Ready" "Ready" "Good." Said Gary. The three were about to jump through when Freddie sneezed. "Sorry, allergies!" Apologized Freddie. The other two rolled their eyes. The three then jumped through. They awoke back on Earth, but not in Newport... "Gary?" Asked a Black Five. "Aw, shit..." Said the Standard 9. "Where are we?" "Kent." Said the Black Five.
Chapter 1It was a bright and sunny day in Wales... Gary was working his sitting around, being the fat bastard he is... Shut up, Narrator! Well Alright fine, geeze. I'll make my own damn coffee! "Oh, um... Hi, I'm Gary the Steam Engine. I run this-" No yo don't, Gary! "Ah, Feck off ya pervert!" The Narrator came back with his coffee... Ah, what nice coffee..., Now lesse here... There's Gary... Ah Freddie! A Fairburn Tank Engine pulls up, He is Freddie. Freddie is the idiot of the line... Oh, look. There's Flying Scotsman! "Ah, Gary!" "What do you want?!" "I found a world like our own!" "And that is..?" "Equestria!" Gary was beside himself, quite literally as his tender was on the next shed road "So, how can we get to this land?" Asked Gary. "Err... I don't know" mumbled Scotsman "Really? An engine that can travel 100 MPH can't figure out how to get us to another world?" "Yes..." The three engines stopped as the ground began to shake. The three screamed in terror "Scotsman, what did you do!?" Screamed Gary. "I didn't do anything!" The two stopped talking as they disappeared from the sheds...
