In life, we tell our tales through our own words but our true adventures will always be more than what we put on paper.

You learned from there that some tales people can tell how it is or exaggerate some parts to give more suspense. However, you did wonder how much longer you’d last in this crazy family you had created.

Today you were just about to visit Twilight as after a few days of being hospitalized from birthing your newest foal you and some of your friends had made a special room for her and Astro to live together. You wanted to make sure she had everything she needed to relax and Astro as you learned just in a few days Astro had inherited his mother’s unique magical power.

You were just opening the door when you were suddenly lifted into the air like a rag doll. Although you were so used to being in the air, you were still shocked at the sudden airlift.

“OH GEEZ!” you shouted as you were lifted right up to the ceiling barely touching it with your back just inches from touching the top. You flailed your arms a bit as you wondered what was going on before you finally noticed something. You looked around as various toys and baby items were floating by, but right in the center, you saw what, or better yet who was making everything lighter than air.

Twilight giggles a bit as Astro, your newest foal’s horn was glowing in such a beautiful astral glow. He happily suckled a small binkie as you floated around.

“Sorry love. You should have figured this would happen when it comes to alicorns,” Twilight giggled as she looked up at how powerful her foal’s magic was even at such an age.

You sighed as you should have figured. When foals are born they would have something that would affect them depending on what type of pony they are born as. You learned pegasi are born with sudden flight, which allows them to be lighter even if their wings are still developing. This proved to be difficult as foals with wings needed to have special netting to keep them from floating around or when they were sleeping in cribs. It was similar to unicorns but more different they are given something called magic bursts of which they act like fireworks ready to pop.

Their magic is very unstable and most times it was just cute light tricks, but those who are gifted could do magic that most wouldn’t be able to do at such an early age. Like how Pumpkin Cake could do magic phasing which would prove to be very difficult for other unicorns.

While pegasi and unicorns had their perks, they didn’t dare underestimate earth ponies. They may not have wings or horns, but they had their strength and were close to the mother world’s earth. Their strength, you know, is 5 times stronger, and while they couldn’t use magic like unicorns, they could use magic to help grow their produce or sense areas of minerals and waterways beneath their hooves. For foals, their strength was enhanced, and they tossed things including adults around if not careful.

While all three types of ponies had their quirks, though, it’s nothing compared to an alicorn foal. You learned that the hard way with Night and Zodiac, not to mention the twins you sired with Celestia. However, you believed Astro would be a particular headache given how his mother was indeed a gifted magic user.

Still using her magic, Twilight smiled as she rocked him a bit. This seemed to work as Astro’s magic started to simmer down and you could feel yourself descend. Once the magic slowly dimmed out you finally were able to fall back to earth. You would have liked a better landing though as you ended up falling on your face.

Twilight scrunched up as you quickly got up from your sudden fall. “Honestly love, if you’re part alicorn I figured your landings would be more graceful. You should at least land on your feet.”

“That’s a cat thing, Twi. You know that,” you laughed a bit before stealing a kiss from Twilight as she pulled her shirt down. Looking at your newest foal who babbled before latching onto his mother’s breast for his meal, you and Twilight started to recall what happened.

First off for poor Twilight, once news of her son’s birth broke out, both of her parents had teleported straight to the hospital.

You almost immediately had to pry poor Shining’s hand off your neck as despite you being brothers-in-law he was still overprotective of his baby sister. You swear you’ve faced real monsters, but an overprotective brother might as well be the devil. Thankfully with the help of Princess Cadence, you were able to live long enough for the family to see their first grandfoal/nephew.

Over the last few months, the Sparkle family would visit three times a week as they wanted to hang out with their new blessing, already showering Astro with gifts and, of course, giving Twilight much-needed advice in foal bearing, though you didn’t know if she would need it given even before she was pregnant she had been reading about motherhood.

Today the Sparkle family joined in as they came into the room alongside Celestia, who was looking both beautiful and almost ready. She was so close to her due date she looked both excited and nervous at the same time and Wolf was more than just a little anxious. The diamond dog you learned was indeed excited about the arrival of his son, however, he was becoming as secretive as he was before. He was still acting mysterious whenever he tried not to and you couldn’t help but have a gut feeling that he was up to something.

You didn’t need to pry why he was being so as the party incident still lingered in your memories. You knew full well he would do everything and anything to keep Celestia and her pup safe. You kept it a secret as you knew they didn’t want to cause more worry than they already had, so you let them know you would be there whenever they needed you.

During her last visit, Princess Cadence made a few small quips about her aunt and Wolf. She could sense the same love Celestia gave to you whenever she looked at Wolf. “It’s adorable. Auntie always wanted a puppy growing up and now she’s got a puppy lover,” she giggled as seeing how her aunt and Wolf look at each other it wasn’t hard to guess the situation.

“Cadence you do remember I’m married to Celestia right?” you asked her hoping she didn’t forget who she was married to. While you don’t mind Celestia and Wolf being together, you did have to make sure to let everyone know who she’s married to.

“Oh, I know, but you should know I’m open to all kinds of love and marriages. When it comes to two lovers, it doesn’t matter what species they are, love always conquers all. And for some royalty, one queen can never have just one suitor,” Cadence stated.

You raised an eyebrow at that statement as you wondered what other secrets the princess of love had. She wasn’t wrong as even before Celestia and you became an item, she could’ve had anyone she wanted given she’s a revered alicorn. It’s just after everything she’s been through, she never had the chance nor did she believe she could have what she always dreamt for. It had to take you to help pull the wool off her eyes to see she’s like most mares and it just took a chance to make her dreams come true.

However, Cadence’s comment did spark a question. You wondered if Wolf would finally settle down now that he was going to be a father. You know he hasn’t left the life of an agent and he was still getting into trouble. You wondered more about the diamond dog including his family and what he’s going to do in the end. Would he continue this life or finally settle down and focus on a new life of music? Only time will tell.

Speaking of Wolf, he finally entered the room, and he was sporting some new bandages on his face. He looked like a mummy, as even his eye patch was replaced with bandages.

“What happened to you?” Shining asked before any else could.

Wolf grumbled a bit. “I just learned that changing diapers is more dangerous than dealing with a murderous psycho...”

You all looked at him a bit confused before Wolf explained how he was supposed to learn how to become a father and the first step was to change a diaper. He thought trying it out with Astro he’d do better, too bad he didn’t expect the magic blast lil’ Astro gave him. You wondered if he was thrown to the wall, however, Wolf explained that his prosthetic had saved him from the sudden blast. But in the process, well...

The prosthetic, a mixture of magic and science ingenuity, could help harness and deflect lots of magic spells. However, magic from an alicorn, especially spontaneous magic, was among the most dangerous and unstable types of magic. As bad as Eris’ magic, it could short-circuit or cause certain machinery to go a bit... haywire.

Almost on cue after Wolf explained that part, the arm started to short-circuit before Wolf’s already damaged face collided in a fury of metal punches.

“Ah... perra... jodida... maldita sea...!” Wolf cursed in Spanish as each jab was a smack right on the jaw. He grabbed his arm and wrestled with it a bit. You wished to help out before his arm sent him back to the hospital again; however, without warning, Wolf disconnected it from his shoulder.

Flipping some switches where his elbow and forearm met, he ripped it off. You figured it was in a few pieces but that’s the first time you’ve seen that happen.

Wolf pants a bit as he chuckles lamely. “See? I got this...” he waves his arm in his view signaling that he had it under control. Or at least it seemed that way before the arm began to spark again and struck Wolf right in the gut.

“Okay, that’s it. Give it here,” Shining who’s seen enough reached out, hoping to keep it suspended until Wolf could get it fixed. The moment it left Wolf’s hand and into Shining’s, the hand again short-circuited and decided to be more devious. Without warning, it slipped away before going for gold and a pair of jewels between that bar.

Shining let out a loud gasp as he began to scream internally a bit. You and Wolf watched and scrunched up almost instantly covering your groins as the arm gripped Shining Armor’s package... hard.

“AH! IT’S GOT ME! IT’S GOT MY JEWELS!” Shining screamed out as the arm squeezed and maintained a firm hold.

Now you and Wolf couldn’t take it anymore as you both rushed to help Shining. While they watched the three stooges try to stop a metal menace from making scrambled eggs, everyone else just stared in awe; some were more annoyed than in awe.

“I’m so glad I’m not married to any of those idiots,” a voice echoed from behind and startled Twilight a bit. Quickly turning, Twilight noticed Nightmare Moon standing beside her as she wondered where and when the princess of nightmares had entered. Then again when it came to the dark alicorn, she should have expected Eris instead of Nightmare.

Cadence had to raise a hand to cover her smirk. “Well, I do hope they live long enough to see the birth of Wolf’s foal.” She then turned back to Twilight, who suddenly looked all worried.

“Twilight, what’s wrong?” Celestia asked, wondering what was going on in her fellow ruler’s mind.

Twilight waves her hand as she tries to deflect any worry she has however she can’t hide it forever. The incident at the party, that Pandora demon, everything was going so fast. She had to know what to do not just as a mother of her foal but also as a princess of her homeland. Like you, she too needed to be prepared for what was to come.

“I know I should be happy about being a mother but... I’m still worried. What if I fail at not only the ponies who trust me in protecting them but also at being a good mother.”

Celestia could see the concern in Twilight’s eyes as she too knows of the hardships of running a country and being a full-time mother. To juggle both wasn’t an easy task, especially for an alicorn. Even right now she has to deal with a certain granduncle who’s making her days seem more anxious for her newest foal to come to this world. Letters upon letters she has received each more derogatory than the next all the same request he so seeks.

The old fool still doesn’t know when to give up which Wolf does say he is still as stubborn as a shard who refused to kneel.

“I know what you mean, Twilight. I still am a bit concerned about the wellness of my newest foal. By now I should be getting another letter from that despicable dog about handing over my foal to him,” Celestia said with clear worry in her voice. While she might be an alicorn, some are willing to do the dirty work for others for the right amount of bits. Hearing this caused some of the folks to gasp at the thought of handing over a foal to such a monster is disgusting which is why Celestia refuses to answer all letters the dog sends.

“Would you prefer to stay at the empire until you’ve given birth, Auntie?” Cadence offered as she too was worried about her aunt and her foal’s safety. She may not know Wolf’s uncle, but she could at least understand how much Celestia wanted her foal safe from harm. Alas, Celestia shook her head.

“I believe my due date is almost here and any moment I’ll go into labor. When that comes I want my foal to be born here in Ponyville where all my family is,” she reassured her niece as no letters of threat would make her give in.

Cadence nods in agreement, Ponyville in a way is everyone’s home.

She did offer to add some of her guards for once the foal is due and of course you would be there to protect her too. Cadence knows that you have been getting stronger both in his physical form and magical studies.

“That’s thanks to us, mind you,” Nightmare Moon butted in Antique had entrusted her to make sure you had help in your magical arts studies. While Luna had no problem showing the arcane arts of magic, Nightmare does help in showing you some of her magical abilities. Some that not even Luna knew herself.

“Don’t forget that we’re here for you as well, sister,” Luna declared with a warm smile.

Celestia smiled as she rubbed her belly, now more excited for her newest foal to come to the world.

While the mares were smiling, you and Wolf finally got the damn arm off of Shining Armor’s jewelry store. Once you removed the accursed arm you threw it in one of the drawers from Astro’s clothing drawers and locked it by turning the knob in a certain direction. This would help keep Astro from pulling clothes or items out from the drawers as most unicorn foals tend to open stuff using their magic.
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Once it stopped shaking, you and Wolf sighed... Poor Shining though was already on the ground gripping his jewels as he shakes in pain. With his head pressing the ground you turned to Nightmare who was staring at you and Wolf from making such fools of yourselves.

Once everything had calmed down you heard a beep echo from your phone. Looking at your phone you gasped when you read that it was 9:22. You were late for work.

“OH SHOOT I’M LATE!” you shouted a bit as you rushed over. Kissing your lover on the cheek you had to get ready and head to work.

You rushed out to your room for a quick change, as you switched into your work wear you didn’t notice that you had guests inside already. Nightmare Rarity, who sat on your bed alongside Eris who was sitting on the wall (don’t question why). You ignore both mares as you don’t want to miss work and you don’t want these two horny sex addicts to entice you right now.

“So handsome... I heard Twilight is now a mother with your foal, no?” Nightmare Rarity asked as she hadn’t seen the foal yet.

“Yes he’s in the nursery right now,” you replied, but cautioned yourself for whatever game they might be playing.

“Oh, such delightful news... speaking of foals...”

‘Oh no,’ you mentally gulped after hearing that.

“Any chance you want to... Make us mothers too?” Eris smirked as both she and Nightmare sat on your bed. You refused to turn as you already knew what was coming.

“Aren’t you going to turn around, love?” Nightmare Rarity asked, already knowing full well what will happen once h-

You didn’t answer that question as you don’t have the time right now... So... you jumped out the window. Jumping head first out nightmare rarity and Erisisatched in both shock and confusion as you raced out the window and dove straight out.

You twirled your body a bit as you landed and barrel-rolled away before taking off straight to work. You could hear Nightrare shout at you, but you couldn’t quite catch what she was saying as you headed for the spa. As you ran you did remember something after hearing that. While most of your lovers wanted to become mothers, you also remembered how some wished to wait on the idea. However, when it came to certain mares you’ve been with, you never expected some to ask to bear your foals.

You know you’ll have to face the fire with those two sooner or later, but you would also need to find some sort of excuse to explain your sudden dash to escape their grasp. But right now you had to go to work and you didn’t want to call off your shift.

Back home Luna, who didn’t see you leave the house entered the room just as Eris peered out the window.

She sighed as she wondered what these two were doing in her room. “All right you two... What are you planning?” she spoke out almost a hiss of annoyance in her tone as she stared at the two naked mares that were rubbing their scent all over her nice clean linen sheets.

Both mares looked back as they stared at the crossed-armed lunar ruler.

Back to you, it didn’t take long as you made it to work, you took a breath of relief as you didn’t waste any more time and you hoped today would be a calm a-.

“HEY! WHEN ARE WE GETTING IN?!” a loud booming voice echoed, startling you. You shook the small ringing in your ear as you turned to the front door. Or what appeared to be the door of the spa.

From just 4 feet away from where you stood a line that stretched further out stood in front of the door. You hadn’t seen lines like this before and at a spa no doubt. The most you’ve seen this line was to get into a Sapphire Shores concert she had in New Horsey.

So flabbergasted at the sight of the line you didn’t notice as a new customer who is waiting in line stands beside you. You didn’t need to turn to look at her as already you could tell she was serving mad right now.

“HELLO EQUESTRIA TO FREAK! TIMES WASTING!” the poorly mannered mare shook you as, recognizing the uniform, she figured you to be a worker at the spa and yet here you are looking like an idiot at how many ponies are waiting.

You finally broke away from the shock as you turned and apologized to the group who were waiting outside. You told them you’ll get them situated first but you need to find your bosses and figure out what’s happening.

Rushing to the front you managed to squeeze through inside. Once you set your bag and clocked in you looked for the spa twins. Seriously once you were inside even the inside was packed with customers. You’ve handled big groups and crowds, but this was new even for you.

Entering the spa area you finally saw both sisters who looked overwhelmed as their frizzle hairs were everywhere at how much work they were doing.

“ALOE, LOTUS WHAT THE HECK IS GOING ON!” you called out wondering what was the meaning of this.

Hearing your voice both mares sighed in relief at the sight of you. Aloe was working on a customer on the massage table as Lotus finished up with the heated rock session and walked up to you.

“It’s AK Yearling, darling,” she began.

You remembered AK Yearling as that inspiring author as well as the alter ego of Daring Do. When she’s not out adventuring she’s writing books of those said adventures. Lotus then explained that she’s hosting a book signing convention at city hall and she’ll be here for practically a week.

You understood that most conventions lasted from a few days to a week at most, but you wondered why the spa was so packed today.

Lotus sighed as she walked over to a counter and fetched something. Grabbing what looked like a book she walked back over and handed it to you. What you saw made your jaw drop.

“The Great Adventures of the Human Assassin by AK Yearling”

Your jaw dropped further as the picture wasn’t a full look of your armor and more a few shapes in the form of a figure however the title still points out to you since well... You are the only human.

Looking in the back you read the small description.

“When life seems to be simple for this human who thought he could stay a normal farmer now turns into a different destiny. When evil dwells among the land, the human must put on a mysterious armor, and with a righteous wrist blade will he slay the demons that plague our land or will the land be swallowed up into darkness.”

Finishing the description as you turned to Lotus.

She shrugged, slightly amused. “She decided to make a new series called The Human Assassin and since then the first books have been flying off the shelves.”

‘Oh my god, this is bad...’ You covered your head as you couldn’t believe what she’d done. She practically told the whole world you’re an assassin and probably let everyone know your location. Regardless of it’s fiction, it wouldn’t take a detective to know who she’s portraying in her book.

Seeing this Aloe finished up her massage as she walked over. “Apparently after the book got released all these patients came to see the great human assassin her book has portrayed you,” she stated, wondering more about their human friend’s personal life.

You squatted down as you wanted so much to hide your face and never show it in public ever again. All these folks must have heard of the human working at the spa and wanted to see him in person, however, you couldn’t believe the audacity of what AK has done. She’s practically almost destroyed your credibility now as you’ll have more paparazzi and conspiracy theorists now than ever before. You’ve already had more backlash from those in Canterlot and other royal families who were still trying to discredit you and or kick you out of your marriage with the royal sisters. Now this would be like adding highly unstable gunpowder in a small firecracker.

‘AK, I’M SO KILLING YOU!’ you growled as to the mare you wanted to sink your teeth in right now.

You quickly calmed your nerves as you needed to talk with AK about this. This is illegal and an invasion of privacy as she may have changed a bit of part of the character, but it’s clear as day as to who she’s talking about. Plus given how she remembered your armor and added it to her book, you’ll now have to change the armor a bit when you wear it.

‘I hope she has a good reason as to why she made this book,’ you thought, wondering a bit as to why she decided to change to a new topic of an adventure book. You would have the chance to deal with her later since she’s going to be here for a week. Right now you must take care of the large number of customers that were waiting outside.

“Alright since our day is a bit hectic because of a certain author we won’t mention,” you tried not to sound like you’re blaming a certain someone or at least trying not to. “we need to work extra hard today. I’ll have a guard send word to our other workers and ask if they can come in. They will get extra overtime pay for their work if they wish to come,” you stated as you knew this would be coming out of your wallet, but you didn’t care. While you and the spa sisters were good, handling all these customers by yourselves would be dangerous and a strain on your mental health.

Right now you’ll worry about the pay and just need to focus on getting these customers in and out. If they wished to meet you then you’d make a few requests here and there, but your main focus was getting these customers what they want and having them out for the next group to come.

Aloe and Lotus put their hands on your shoulders. “Pray to Celestia that they won’t drag you somewhere to buck their brains out.”

“Oh, that’s the last thing I need right now,” you rolled your eyes as even you had moments of saying no, and right now is not the best time.

You, aloe, and lotus all joined hands, and with a loud “Go!” you all got to work.

The day went smoothly as you were surprised given how many customers were coming in. With the help of a fellow guard, he managed to find most of the spa part-time and day-off workers and several had come in by choice. You thanked them profusely on such short notice as they were surprised at the number of customers. Once they clocked in you all managed to knock several regulars out.

You also should have guessed as once they saw your face you were bombarded by several fans who rushed forward for an autograph.

“PLEASE PLEASE SIGN MY BOOK!” a random mare with big glasses held out her book and a pen.

“Quality, come on. He doesn’t look like the character,” said another mare who looked more like a mix of a goth and a trendy mare. You wonder if she hated the world or broke into a catchy dance.

You knew you had to keep a low profile if there were indeed ponies who doubted your presence in the book.

You told them that they shouldn’t mix reality with fiction as you weren’t the character AK Yearling portrayed you. Perhaps she might have used your kind as a means to make this new series. Given how not many have heard of humans still, you would like to give those a chance to understand your species. It also beat the idea of calling you a hairless monkey, you were so used to it that you didn’t care anymore.

Both mares were a bit skeptical of you being the main character as the book did describe some key points that pointed out to you, but you were right. Fiction shouldn’t be mixed with non-fiction and you couldn’t be the mighty assassin... Right? They leave the spa in wonder about that question.

You let them relax at the spa bath as you have a few VIPs already ordering some of the specials. Now normally you shouldn’t open the VIP wing given the number of customers so far, however, they were willing to pay much higher prices to have such services. As you wondered how you could handle so much, Aloe did propose something to help ease some tension.

“How about you give those who asked for the VIP service a pep talk?”

“Pep talk?” you asked, wondering what she meant.

Aloe nodded. “Yes, since some believe you to be the assassin of the new book, why not... Play the part?”

You crossed your arms still confused before Aloe explained even further. Given how most of the customers were here to see you while some were willing to pay for VIP services just to have you work with them why not... Play the role?

Hearing her proposal you thought about it and she had a point. Turning the situation into something that can help benefit the spa as well as getting you to try something to help entertain the group of customers that had come to meet the human assassin might also help deflect some ideas...

You knew you would get much scolding from your mentor Antique later, but for now, hopefully, this might help bring the numbers down for the spa to handle.

You sighed.

A few minutes later some of the guests had already set up seating areas for those who were waiting to get into the spa as they awaited a chance to meet the human based on the new assassins book by AK Yearling.

Just as they wonder more on the wait they suddenly hear a voice from the crowd.

“LOOK UP THERE!” a voice echoed from the crowd. Everyone turned to the pony who was pointing up towards the roof of the spa. Once everyone had their attention on the roof, they all gasped. Above the top, they see what they hoped to see.

The human assassin standing tall on the very top of the spa. While yes it was dangerous to balance yourself on such a high building, you were glad you had the training to keep yourself from falling to your doom. Especially on what you are about to do next. Below to the ground below thanks to your lovely bosses who happily used some old linens you were going to dispose of due to their wear and tears, you figured this would help cushion some of the fall.

Everyone watched with worry and awe on their faces as you spread your arms out and with a leap you flew forward. Everyone gasped in horror as you fell straight to the ground before you twirled your body and landed on the large pile of linens. Surprisingly it worked as some even though the linens did rip, they helped break the fall. You pulled yourself out of the linen as you stood in front of the crowd. With a small bow, you smiled.

“So who has come to meet me?”

*a few hours later*

After that little display, boy oh boy, how well it brought in business. Almost immediately you were bombarded by many fans who wanted autographs and wished to donate to the spa. Most of the donations the spa collects go to orphanages and small businesses, but you couldn’t believe how many folks wanted to meet you. Signing some of the books you saw that AK Yearling already signed some of them and some looked to be stamped. Probably by those who are VIPs in meeting her in person.

Aloe and Lotus thanked you sincerely for doing this as this helped ease the tension inside and helped speed up the customers getting their services.

Honestly, you also enjoyed it as you showed many folks the weaponry you brought with you. Including your wrist blade which some of the younger ones liked how cool it looked. Even Scootaloo who was sporting a similar hood as yours was ecstatic as you showed her a few techniques on how you did that move in the beginning. You had to explain to her that it was called the leap of faith and it may feel difficult to do but once you can clear your mind and block out your fears, taking that one step will make it feel all worthwhile.

Although it would be a bad idea to give such advice, however, this was Scootaloo who is older and practically a sister to the same Rainbow Dash who spent most of her time trying to be as awesome as her. Maybe she could practice this for her role model.

After more book signatures and some displaying of your parkour skills, it was finally done. Going back inside everyone clapped as you managed yet again another hectic day.

“I’m really surprised it worked. I thought it would only make it worse,” Aloe admitted, still amazed at how well it went. Usually, she feared that such publicity might make things worse or risk the spa losing credibility given the fact they used this moment during this week. Knowing word about what happened today would spread to the author, however, if they wished to sue she hoped AK would have the funds to back up in public exposing their human friend in one of her stories.

You did agree on that as this was actually her fault and you still weren’t very amused that she would add a character that was practically you in her newest story. You did hope to get a copy later and see what she wrote about you in her book.

You told everyone to relax and enjoy the long and deserving break after today. You also summoned a guard to bring in some meals and drinks for everyone who had worked so hard. He agreed as he left for you to finally take your armor off.

“Thank god that’s over with...” you removed the straps as you pulled your hood off and took off your gauntlets.

As you almost finished the top part of your gear you hear the bell ring and the sound of hoofs clopping against the marble.

Turning around you wondered who else would be coming in.

She was a beautiful mare with a pink coat and a unique light pink, white, and blue stripe smooth mane. She wore a purple jacket to combat the autumn weather and her fur boots helped complete the look. She might give some tips for rarity.

Despite her beauty, however, she didn’t appear to be in the best mood. You can relate after today.

“Excuse me but is this where that monkey thief lives?”

“Monkey thief?” you asked.

She groaned. “I mean….. Uh the puhman assassit”

You raised an eyebrow, but that part you might have guessed what she meant to say. “You mean human assassin” you clarified hoping that’s the answer.

She snapped her finger as she pointed at you. “Yeah, yeah... Sorry, my apologies...” She calmed down a bit as already this was getting awkward. Once she cooled off she started over.

“My name is Clear Sky. I’ve come from Fillydelphia with my colt friend who had come to see AK Yearling’s new book signing convention.”

You nodded as that’s what most of the customers who were here earlier today. “Nice to meet you, Miss Sky,” you greeted her.

“Clear is just fine.”

You asked if she was here for a massage, however, Clear shook her head. “No... Frankly, I shouldn’t even be here. You see, my coltfriend is a real fan of Daring Do and I mean a REAL BIG fan of Daring Do,” she stated, putting more emphasis on the words ‘real big’. She explained that before they met she and her coltfriend were always Daring Do fans, however, she’s always been the more tame of the two, as he collected more Daring Do stuff than she did.

When word of her doing a book signing in Ponyville came out, he had paid them to come and get their hands on their newest book signed by her. The line for the book signing was indeed long as along the wait he thought why not get the newest book signed by the human assassin himself? So in layman’s terms, he decided to send Clear Sky to get it signed while he still waited for his turn.

You shook your head as the idiot had the nerve to send his mare friend to go for a signed book. How much of an ass can he be?

Seeing your expression she could tell you were feeling disgusted to hear what happened. “Look he may be an idiot at times, but he’s a good stallion. Plus I too wanted to meet the human AK had based her character on,” she admitted as she was still a fan.

You did again clarify that you weren’t the character in her book however that didn’t seem to deter Clear’s reasons why she still believed you and the human protagonist were the same. She then asks a certain question.

“So why do you think she used a human in her latest book?” she asked, wondering more about why she chose such a unique creature of the idea.

You shrugged. “Not sure, you’ll have to ask her.”

She laughed. “Some did... She got the idea from hearing stories from her travels. Of a certain creature dressed in cloth, hiding among the shadows.”

You felt like someone dropped a heavy pan on your head as you forgot about that part. When you had adventured past some towns in your gear certain stories could have been created by those who spotted the alleged creature of the shadows.

Clear Sky did spoil a bit of the book as some parts did seem a bit exaggerated as even she was a bit skeptical about some of the details. However, even though some parts were exaggerated, the book was as amazing as her Daring Do stories, and with the public loving the new stories they hoped to see more in the future. She then leaned in close as her eyes were staring up into yours. With those eyes, it felt like she was reading you like a book as she hoped to find any secrets to exploit.

You hadn’t read the book yet and you hoped to get a chance to once it came to you. As for your secrets, you did let her know some people preferred to keep their life secrets and mistakes to themselves.

Clear Sky understood that not many would like to keep it for themselves but given how you are the first human in this world she would like to know what kind of adventures you’ve gotten into especially when word about the mane 6, the elements of harmony are your wives. So the idea of him adventuring with his lovers, she wondered what kind of fun he’s experienced.

You never thought of writing your adventures as you had quite a few. She indeed made a good point as you should write down what you have done as your memory won’t last forever, not unless you engrave each one up the top of your head. When it came to books, they helped others paint a portrait or play a movie of what they had experienced in those adventures. You also wanted to give your foals a chance to see what journeys you had gone on and hopefully, it sparks them to find their futures.

“I’ll think about that but for now would you like me to sign that book?” you offered as Clear still held the book.

“Please,” she replied, handing it over.

You signed the book as that seemed to help relieve something that was lingering inside her. Once she got the book she immediately burst into glee. You’ve seen foals and a few adults jump for joy and for this, you don’t normally see someone jump so gleefully over a book. But you’re not the one to judge as at least she’s happy.

“So now that you got the book, are you heading back to your coltfriend?” you asked wondering what she was going to do now. You figured he must still be at the line maybe since you practically got the leftovers.

Clear Sky did ponder on that a bit as you weren’t wrong. She knew the line was long and Quibble was still probably waiting for his turn. Where they would go later she wondered what to do to pass the time. That’s when you whistle for attention.

You pointed upward towards the small sign above. Looking up Clear face-palmed as she forgot that this was a spa and... spas are where some mares loved to go.

You figured since she was here whyn't you take her for today as the last customer for the day? After all, you need to cool off after playing pretend assassin for the crowd and Clear looked like she really needed the spa treatment to help pass the time.

Of course, Clear was skeptical of the idea of taking up a stranger’s offer, but she knew couldn’t deny a free spa session to whatever she wished. Plus she knew from the stories that you aren’t the crazy monster some idiots made you out to be just to get noticed.

“Well I’ll confess it’s been a while since I’ve gotten to relax at a spa, so it’d be foolish not to take this opportunity.”

You smiled and bowed. “Then allow me to give you the best experience our spa has to offer.” With that, you led her inside to the changing room.

After letting Clear Sky change into a robe and getting an available massage table ready, you did your usual warm-up of asking the customer if they had a preferred lotion or something from the basket you have always ready for your customers, with some newer lotions you had been given as a gift of course.

Clear did scan through each of the bottles for a fan favorite as she was amazed at how there were so many new lotions she’d never heard of. Ultimately, she decided on something called “Pink Paradise” which showed a mare lying on a pink cloud that looked a lot like cotton candy. If you didn’t know any better you’d say Clear chose it because the pink matched her coat.

“I know what you’re thinking; my choice has nothing to do with the color. I like the smell from before. Had some during my college days when I needed to unwind,” she admitted as the smell reminded her of her college days. All those times when she spent hours studying, many coffee breaks, and, of course, times she passed out after finishing an exam. Oh, those were the days.

You smirked as you then proceeded to lather your hands before you started your session. You could feel some tension in her shoulders, probably from the long travel from Fillydelphia. Since you saw an opportunity to make a friend, you decided to strike up a conversation and asked what she did for a living.

“Well, I’m a coordinator, you see. For the younglings at Fillydelphia Middle School.”

A coordinator at a middle school? You still wanted to know a bit about what she does. Naturally, she answered you.

“Yes, I’m very passionate about my job. Not only do I get to help students find their purpose or explore newer horizons, I’m also helping them stay off the streets or in gangs.”

Hearing that you can understand that all to formula. You have seen some people back home growing up to help kids stay out of trouble, sadly though, some can’t break the cycle of the streets, or worse, some end up in trouble with the local gangs.

“Furthermore it’s allowed me to raise my 14-year-old daughter. Wind Sprint, my pride and joy.”

You smiled again before she asked a question you had yet to understand yourself.

“What about you? Any siblings back where you are from?”

You pause a bit but only for a second. “No... sadly no... Been on my own for quite some time before I came to Equestria.”

Clear could tell something was off from your tone in that sentence, but given how this is a spa session she knew it would be an intrusion to ask for more.

She decided to mention something else instead.

“Well... As you know already, before I met my current colt friend I have now, I was once married to my high school sweetheart before he passed away from a lightning accident...” Clear sighed as she still remembered that fateful day. “His name was Rising Wind...”

Hearing that you froze a bit as you didn’t know she’d be that open to tell you about her life as most don’t talk about loved ones dying or of that sort, but usually you find ways to help ease some tensions.

“Oh, I’m sorry... Does your daughter like your new coltfriend at least?” Given how old she was, you hoped her memories of her father didn’t strain her mother’s relationship with Quibble Pants.

“Wind Sprint’s affection for her father can never be replaced, but that doesn’t mean she hates Quibble. He’s succeeded in making her laugh more than once, and I like to imagine she sees him as a stepfather already.”

You smiled as you were glad to hear that. When it came to your little ones, it did haunt your thoughts of what they would do if something happened to you. You knew they would be taken care of, but you were still scared of leaving your family without your protection.

You did tend to overthink stuff that shouldn’t be of importance to you as you needed to focus on more important moments that you would face in life. Sometimes in these moments, you forget the surroundings, and well... Your hand placements need more work.

You turned your hand away the moment you were thinking about your little ones’ futures, where you place your hand on a particular spot you wish you hadn’t. You didn’t realize it before an unbeknownst sound echoed in your ear... A light moan.

Hearing this finally snapped you back to reality almost instantly as you turned to your customer. You could see her shiver a bit as you traced where your hand was. Right squishing like groping a pillow, you were smack dab right on Clear’s left buttock. Seeing her reaction, it hit you like a freight train as you immediately removed your hand from her butt. Only then did the moaning stop.

“You found my... sensitive spot...”

If you could see yourself you would see that you were white as a ghost for that. You imagined a cartoon character just bleach white as right now you were speechless and just trying to find the words to say ANYTHING at this point is just pointless right now.

“It’s always been that way even when I was a teenager. Obnoxious colts would take any opportunity to make me gasp by pinching my rear, so I never wore skirts or tight jeans in high school. Oh, I’m such an easy target. That’s why...” she stopped mid-sentence.

“What is it?”

“I almost got... raped last year...” she finished.

Your wide eyes almost popped out of your skull once you heard that. She explained that during a reunion with some good friends from college, they had decided to go out and enjoy themselves. However, it was there when she met the most uncouth unicorns she had ever met. She and her friends were just having a good time when a supposed powerful wizard fighter of the royal guards came up to flaunt his worth to them. None of her friends, including herself, were interested.

“The arrogant bastard kept saying “Oh, how I graduated as a top elite spell caster from Queen Celestia’s magic school” or “I’m a captain in my army”. That kind of bull,” she stated angrily.

“I take it he didn’t take too well if you rejected him.”

She looks at you with an expression saying “Yes...”

She then told the rest of the story that after she and her friends turned him away, he tried to make it worse for them by telling security and the owner how rowdy they were to kick them out. When they were finally thrown out, he tried to offer them a ride but again she and her friends rejected him. It was there he got his buddies to try and tie them up. The leader who had his eyes on Clear tried to have fun with her in one of the alleys. It was there that her current coltfriend saved her by dropping a large trash can on his head and using a board to knock the others out. Despite his lackey frame, Quibble was smart and skilled with certain weapons. She learned he practices trying to use the same weapons Daring uses.

After that night she and Quibble got along and moved up to sleep together. He truly is kind, calm, and respectful despite his little quirky, nerdy Daring Do fan self.

You understand that it’s not so easy to find a kind soul as still in this day of era; some are stuck to some of the old ways. Some parts you can respect, but some you hope to abolish so the newer generations won’t repeat the same mistakes.

You kept your back away from seeing your patient as you could hear Clear shift her weight on top of the massage table.

“You know, since we are talking about Fillydelphia, I’ve heard from between the cracks of the city that you offer some... unique services...” Clear smirked as once she mentioned ‘unique services’ you tensed up.

“Uh... yeah I do. Sometimes my patients wish to try out new services or ask for special requests to help with certain ailments or medical issues they are suffering from,” you chuckled lamely. As a licensed massage therapist you explained a bit about your services to each patient who wishes to add or upgrade their services. Whatever they wished you tried to give the best service you have to offer.

Hearing that she does ask if you do that to other major cities Equestria has or if you have worked with AK yearling herself.

You went ahead and explained the patient’s privacy as you couldn’t discuss patient confidentiality but you did tell Clear Sky your work has brought you to different big cities and towns even before you were crowned.

Hearing this made sense for Clear. She always wondered why AK made a book with such a creature and what sort of mysteries he had for his adventures.

“It must be strange to hear some pony of your kind doing all the gymnastics and acting all mysterious. I bet this must have taken a toll on you, huh, you being the only species in the world or whatnot,” she stated as she wanted to know more about you.

You shrugged as you haven’t read the story and you’d honestly like to know what so far she has written and how much she has exaggerated. Some of the secrets you hoped she hadn’t spilled in this new book, such as your true identity.

“I wonder if AK will collaborate with both Daring Do and Shade the Assassin in an adventure together. Wouldn’t that be something”

“Shade?” you asked wondering if that was the assassin's name.
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“Yeah the character in the book is named Raja who became Shade later on after-” She stopped as you held a hand out.

“Hey, no spoilers. I’d like to read the book too when I have the chance,” you chuckled.

She let out a small gasp and giggled a bit as you were right. You’d like to read the book too.

After sharing a laugh you do feel like you were going down memory lane. You begin to reminisce on your adventure with Daring Do and Caballeron. You knew it would be dangerous, but you didn’t expect Daring Do to be real and after that day you wondered more about the adventures she has gone on were more real than what you are led to believe.

That adventure indeed would be quite a story to tell as you thought about if Daring Do had written another book about that adventure and you had missed out on it. You do remember Twilight and Rainbow are big fans and you can ask either if they have a book on that adventure.

You began to wonder about that as you decided to lean your body and reminisce a bit more. Top bad your hand placements need more work. You could swear that your hands were always possessed by something.

(ME YOU IDIOT! GIVE ME THAT ASS) your werewolf spirit taking over again.

While you do have control of yourself most of the time, your werewolf spirit always seemed to find the moments when you were most vulnerable as the chance to take over. Just like now as your hand went straight at home plate.

Without warning your hand grabbed a firm hold of Clear Sky’s ass cheek, making sure to sink your fingers into the firmness of her glutes. It felt like you were grabbing Rarity’s ass as it felt firm and soft at the same time. It was like grabbing a marshmallow. Feeling both of your hands grabbing right at her sensitive spot again, Clear let out the loudest moan she ever shouted. Suffice it to say it was enough to snap you back into control.

‘YOU DAMNED DOG! I’M GOING TO DIE!’ you screamed at your werewolf half.

‘What? By your client or the millions of mares you’ve already slept with, what’s wrong with one more?’

You growled at your werewolf spirit but you returned to your senses as you felt something wrapped around your waist... Clear’s tail.

“After all that storytelling, you still have the nerve to grab my rear again... Naughty colt...” she whispered.

You gulped as their tails, while seemingly harmless, could be dangerous if put in the right training. You could tell she didn’t skip tail day as feeling her grip you might as well be getting tied up by a strong rope.

“Clear, I can explain...” you tried to say, but her grip grew tighter.

“No... No, I don’t think you can,” she went on. “You don’t think I know about your little... reputation? I think I’m going to see for myself why mares make such a fuss about you...”

You wanted to stop her, but you were paralyzed as Clear went for the gold and began to fiddle with your belt. You could do nothing as your boxers were next to go and you were already sporting a hard-on from Clear’s beauty.

The moment she pulled your boxers down, your member decided to give a small standing ovation, making the lovely pink mare gasp.

“Uh... yeah I get that look a lot...” you chuckled lamely as your size was a bit bigger than most would expect. Usually, this was a bit more than just being healthy given how you had to hide the special lotion the spa sisters had been giving you for years. Let’s just say it’s difficult to maneuver with something spilling off the side of your leg.

Clear, still a bit surprised, had only one thing to say.

“Wow, you’re almost as big as my coltfriend.”

“What?”

(WHAT!?” the author screamed out in shock. He started heaving as water got into the wrong pipe after he had taken a sip before he heard that sentence)

Clear rubbed the back of her head as that’s another quip about her coltfriend as when she and Quibble had their little fun a while back she was shocked at the size he had. She learned his father was part of the much bigger highland ponies than normal ponies both in muscles and... Other places. After that special night, all of the special pin-up stallion magazines she had collected went straight into the trash.

Hearing how Quibble was bigger than you struck you in your pride. You’ve only seen a few stallions while in this job who flash some meat and in comparison you had to admit there was a difference between Big Mac and you. To hear someone bigger than you felt like you got kicked in the back. You decide to sulk a bit as now you know this burn won’t heal for a while.

Fortunately, you weren’t sulking for much longer as Clear Sky had gone for the gold. Taking the tip in her mouth she pulled back as she looked up.

“Now that I got your attention I need you to listen closely. We can have our fun but please... don’t impregnate me. I’m saving that privilege for Quibble.”

You nodded as you asked if she was in heat just for precaution. Thankfully she wasn’t, at least not for a while, however, there was a cock like yours in front of her she wasn’t going to miss the opportunity. You watched as Clear got down on her knees, her face right in front of your member as she took in the scent of your member. She might be a bit odd as she seemed to love your musky smell. It was the scent of a hardworking stallion and she adored the smelly, sweaty types.

You normally were open to trying new ways to add to the fun and you let Clear enjoy herself. Once she had her fill in your scent, she wasted no time in lining her mouth with your member. What she did next shocked you quite a bit.

In one full gulp, she took your member all the way, her nose hitting your groin as she pushed to the tip before the said tip reached the back of her throat. Most times your lovers would take it lightly and you’ve only had a few who could take your member this far down the throat. For those who could pull it off, it was almost near impossible to hold back at how skilled they were with their mouths.

After a few more deep throats Clear pulled back with a sigh and stroked your member as she pressed her cheek against the tip. “Wow, you lasted longer than Quibble. Good, I want to take it up a notch.”

You asked her first before she continued if she was alright as most mares would be gasping for air.

She waved her hand out in reassurance. “Relax, I don’t have a gag reflex so I’m alright...” a slight smile spread on her face as she got a new idea. You noticed the smile too late as she grabbed both of your arms and making sure both were on her head you saw all the signs of what she had in mind.

With Clear Sky’s permission, you began to thrust away. You made sure to take it slow at first so as not to harm your client. However, Clear had yet another idea. You forgot that one small detail of her being a unicorn. She can use magic, and she isn’t a novice either.

Her magic was indeed strong as she made your hips thrust on command. When it came to magic, you knew that each caster’s magic had not just a distinct color, but a unique feeling. For example, Twilight felt strong and smooth like getting brushed by a firm paintbrush and for Rarity it was like the sensation of being wrapped in the finest silk.

When it comes to Clear’s you felt like being wrapped in linen freshly washed as her magic despite being in control was amazingly soft. Holding out as much as you could, you met up halfway as you thrust your member into Clear’s throat. You heard her gargle a bit from feeling your cock in her throat however she didn’t want you to stop even for a second. Taking your member you could tell she was enjoying herself with every gulp of your member.

‘Damn, is she hungry or something?’ You wondered from seeing how well she’s taking your member

‘She’ll make a great new broodmare to your harem,’ your werewolf spirit drooled in excitement after watching Clear take your member.

‘NO! NO! She’s already got a boyfriend who she’s deeply in love with. We won’t be animals and steal her from her true love!’ You confronted your werewolf as that’s too far.

For you, that’s one part you won’t ever strive to do. Stealing lovers is not your way and those who you are with have the right to choose who they want to be with. After this Clear Sky would simply go right back to Quibble Pants, simple as that.

While you were busy arguing with your werewolf side, Clear had grown bored of simply sucking you off and got a new idea as she lit her horn again. You snapped out of it when you felt her magic envelop you and before you could ask what she was playing at, the two of you were teleported onto the massage table.

You noticed you were now on your back as you felt someone on top of your stomach. Once you had regained your vision, Clear’s rear was now in your line of sight, more specifically her marehood. In this new 69 position, she made sure to hold your legs down to ensure you wouldn’t go anywhere before returning to her treat.

Seeing and feeling how much she was enjoying herself you couldn’t let her have all the fun. Seeing how enticing her marehood was, leaving them out wouldn’t be fair so you craned your head up to give an experimental lick. With just a small lick at her sensitive clitoris, you tasted a slight hint of raspberries and you found yourself wanting more. Clear moaned around your manhood you lapped up her all-flowing juices and decided to double her effort to see how far she could bring you. She pulls herself up for air as she turns to you.

“Please... Don’t stop...” she pants as she resumes her fun.

Enjoying her juices as she helped herself to your member, you both decided to have a small competition. Seeing who could last the longest, you both worked on each other hoping to get the other off first. You made sure Clear knew you weren’t just all brawn as you had many years'' worth of training in working with your tongue, not holding back as you wanted to see how far your tongue could go.

You smirked internally as you could feel your client twitch and shiver from your touch. If your tongue wasn’t doing enough, your hands spreading and spanking Clear’s sensitive booty cheeks made it too difficult to hold out any longer.

‘You... you bastard...’ she shivered as she pulled out, trying her best not to lose so easily.

‘I... I won’t- EEP!’ Clear gasped as you used her disadvantage to your full opportunity. Clapping both hands right on her cheeks again, you didn’t need to see as just hearing her moan and gasp in surprise and pleasure you could tell that you were going to win this with ease. With another big scream, Clear finally unleashed her juices in your face.

You kept yourself from laughing as Clear shivered from your touch. You wanted to ensure that your patient was alright and that you didn’t go too far.

You instantly got your answer as you felt her magic envelop you before you were blasted by a sudden light spell. Wondering where you are now the blindness only lasts a few seconds and you were able to see where you were now. You somehow were on your hands and knees still on the massage table, but this time you swapped who was on top and who was on the bottom.

Clear underneath you as her legs were spread out with your member just inches from her begging marehood. All she had to do next was nod. Spreading her marehood she made sure you were right on target as you stared into each other’s eyes.

“Well... You won the first round. Let’s get ready for round 2,” she smirked, awaiting your member.

You gulped a bit as you looked down at your member and then at her marehood.

‘DO IT OR I WILL!’ your werewolf screamed out in a growling hungry tone as he wanted out just so he could pound this vulnerable mare to oblivion. Heeding his warning, you lined your shaft with Clear’s marehood and listened to her gasp as you inched yourself into her tight depths.

“O-Oh my...!” she panted, feeling you stretch her out and place a hand on your chest. With one hand on your chest, the other hand reaches out and wraps around your neck. She brought you close as your member goes as far as it can go and before she could moan again, Clear stole a deep kiss from you.

The same taste of raspberries filled your taste buds as she wrestled your tongue in a heated passion. It was enough to ignite the flames of your lust and you began your steady rhythm inside of Clear’s marehood. Pounding away, Clear released you from the kiss, panting as she enjoyed herself and wrapped her legs and arms around you to be certain that you didn’t have to stop for a while.

‘Can I come out now?’ Your werewolf spirit was drooling again, eyeing the moaning mare’s luscious form from head to hoof.

‘NO! NOT!'’ you roared back, before reaching down to grasp Clear’s breast out of reflex.

‘You know... I’ll break free any time, any day... Just wait...’ your werewolf spirit growls as he awaits the moment he will find a chance to break free. You wouldn’t even be able to risk sleeping.
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‘Yeah... Thanks to you my pelvis is sore every morning...’ you growled. Knowing you are going to have another very long talk with Luna and Nightmare Moon about that you decide to hold off on that issue and continue having your fun. Clear does look confused at the sudden change of expression, but she shrugged it off as you increased your speed.

Thrusting hard while still clutching Clear’s breast, you moved to her ear and began to nibble on it to get some more delightful moans out of her. Moving to the other ear, you started to pinch and pull on her dark pink nipples and watched as her eyes rolled to the back of her head. You were amazed as you tasted the creamy flavor of raspberries; compared to her juices which were like eating fresh raspberries, her milk tasted like they were mixed with cream.

Drinking a bit more, Clear’s moans grew louder the longer you enjoyed her breasts. Hearing and feeling how weak she was getting, you thrust even faster as you connected your pelvis with hers every second. The sheer sound of her moans and your pelvises connecting echoed the spa as you were glad everyone else was gone, leaving only you and your last client of the day to enjoy yourselves.

“Surely y-you can d-do... better than that... AH!” Clear egged you on.

You shut her up easily as you brought both of her breasts together and sucked both at the same time to send waves of pleasure coursing through her entire body. You didn’t stop there as you sank her engulfing her as your body towered over. You practically looked like you were eating her alive Clear only could moan as you dominated her. After a few minutes of pounding, you pulled out a bit as you came on top of her stomach. You wouldn’t want to risk getting her pregnant as she was very clear about that. After a few spurts, you finally calmed yourself at the afterglow.

You did stop for a second as something felt off...

‘Oh no...’ You quickly found out what was wrong and tried to keep your mind in focus.

‘GIVE ME THAT ASS!’ Your werewolf laughed as he found that little moment to slip out.

‘NO! NO! BAD DOG! BAD DOG! NO GO BEAST MODE!’ You quickly tried to regain focus and control over your body, but it was already too late. Your beast spirit was quick to grab as already you felt your senses change and the urges to dominate this poor mare surging through.

Clear does wonder why you stopped before her eyes widened in shock. Looking up she could see your body started to change, fur began to form and your ears turned into those of a dog. But out of the rest, she couldn’t help but stare at your now shining red eyes. So predatory and menacing and yet... so calm and collected in a way.

‘Wow... Now this feels like I’m in ‘a dark monastery: a love between monsters...’ she commented as it truly felt like she had jumped into her favorite monster romance book series. She remembered book 4 was one with werewolves and now... She had the opportunity to enjoy one.

Once your werewolf had fully taken from it there was no turning back. In seconds, your werewolf was pounding away at Clear’s marehood and it didn’t take long before she came all over your pelvis. But you didn’t stop there.

Leaning in, you made out with Clear as you resumed your domination on her marehood. She gripped your back tight as you didn’t hold back. Not even as you swapped into a new position. Laying on your back, your werewolf made her bounce on your member. Almost like a rag doll, she lay on your chest as you pounded away.

‘BUCK BUCK BUCK!’ Clear’s eyes once again rolled up into her head, as she’d never been dominated before. Quibble would always let her take command in bed, but now that she was on the submissive side she found that she loved it.

In your subconscious, you watched as your werewolf enjoyed himself. ‘At least make sure to pull out before you cum in her...’ You voiced your concern as you hoped that he would at least listen to that part.

Your werewolf growled as he hated being told what to do, but if it meant he could have his fun he’d respect your order.

‘Fine. Just shut up and watch. I’ll show you how to breed.’

‘NO! NO BREEDING!’ you shouted again as you didn’t want to go against Clear’s wishes.

‘Grrrhhhh... Blue balls...’ Your werewolf growled again.

Returning to reality your werewolf continued his dominance as Clear couldn’t help but cum again. Spraying more juices, your werewolf side smiled as he knew a way to keep his promise. He felt ready to explode and he wondered how much her throat could handle.

After a few more deep pounds he pulled her off and stood up from his spot. He flipped Clear around as he lined his member with her face. Holding her upside down, he buried his tongue in her manhood as he forced his member into her throat. Clear understood right away and got to work bobbing her head while the werewolf lapped up her juices like a dying animal.

You wished you could help and stop your werewolf or at least ease the fun on the poor mare as she looked almost out of it given how hard your werewolf side was on the poor mare. You feared your werewolf might put the mare in a coma or worse and you wanted to try something. However, once you let the beast out, controlling him only became possible when he was ready to pass the baton to you.

‘AT LEAST LET HER BREATHE!’ you screamed out as you didn’t how much longer you could keep watching.

Clear could feel how fierce this creature was, how you didn’t give her a chance to relax or even a chance to take a break as you rammed into her like a piece of meat... and she loved it.

‘Dammit. Quibble and I must cosplay on werewolves and witches more often,’ she mentally noted as she tried to stay sane with all the rough fun you and her were having... Well, mostly your werewolf half.

After a few more minutes your werewolf could feel that another climax was almost ready to explode, but that didn’t stop him. You increased your speed a bit before finally firing the cannon into Clear’s warm mouth. She could feel you were close and wanted to pull back but you refused. Grabbing her head, you forced her to take every last drop of your seed. By some miracle, she managed to swallow your entire load.

Your werewolf form was panting happily as he enjoyed his fun. Inside your subconscious, you quickly took the chance.

‘Awwww! I wanted to go again!’ your werewolf spirit whined as you quickly took your body back.

‘NO BAD DOG!’ you shouted as you finally regained your body. Your werewolf laughed as you started to return to your human form back, your eyes no longer glowing red amongst the many changes.

Once your body shrunk and your human form took over, you turned to Clear who you were still holding in both arms.

“Oh, shoot Miss Clear!” you pulled your member out of your mouth at last and set her on the massage table. Clear was taking in some deep breaths, a big smile spread on her face as she shook a bit from the orgasm she just experienced. Screw all those romance novels she had; this was something she couldn’t experience from a book.

“That... was new...” she managed to say after catching her breath.

“I’m so sorry Miss Clear... Usually, I’m in control, but sometimes my um... other half tends to come out,” you tried to find the right words to explain the unexpected situation you put her in. Though you doubted that anything you say would make sense as to what just happened. A beast-type spirit residing in you didn’t make a whole lot of sense at all regardless of what explanation you might come up with.

Clear did need to rest a bit before she could find the strength to stand up a bit. Once she was calm and had enough strength, she turned as some questions came to mind.

“So... You said your ‘other half’? Was it before or after you became the king of the night?” she asked.

You were a bit amazed as that’s a unique and specific question. You did answer her, though, that it was before you took the crown. She looked almost like she was understanding as you explained to her how you acquired your werewolf spirit.

“Amazing... So the books and rumors are true!” she exclaimed, suddenly all excited again.

From there you learned that there were books about Princess Luna and, of course, some tales of who she was before becoming Nightmare Moon; she had the abilities and knowledge that are associated with the creatures of the night. Werewolves were said to be her guardians as they took form when the moon took to the skies. They are said to be territorial and very aggressive towards outsiders which Luna grew fond of. They were the perfect creatures and she kept some in secret.

Clear Sky did ask if you knew where the werewolf families were or if you had contact with any of them. You... didn’t know. You figured there were more werewolves out there, but you haven’t met one. You would be sure to make a note to ask Luna that question.

Clear then asked another question that was a bit too specific.

“So did your spirit merge with the beast in harmony?”

“What... How di-” You looked at Clear as if you would kill to know what else she knew.

Clear explained that she loved to read a lot of myths and legends, so she only knew from books that how if someone was cursed with the werewolf curse if they didn’t accept the beast inside them, they might just rage out of control and harm anything in sight.

You did confirm what Nightmare Moon had explained a few years ago. You were still curious about what else Clear knew, but you would save the questions later and focus on helping your client relax with the time you had left.

After almost putting your client in a lust coma you knew she deserved the all-expense pay for anything and everything she wished for. While Clear reassured you that she enjoyed the rough werewolf treatment, she couldn’t pass up the opportunity to enjoy the rest of the free spa service.

Starting with a chance to try out the waterfall bath she enjoyed the cool warm water as you offered some scented candles to help ease the mind. After letting her enjoy the waterfall she then changed to the sauna where you’ve been adding special scented water, which gave the vapors different scents to help remove the sweaty smell from inside the sauna.

Clear enjoyed the mixed berry smell from the evaporated water that was added to the heated stones. She didn’t stay too long as she didn’t want to sweat too much. You then offered her to relax in the spa bath. The special spa formula would also help rejuvenate her body and give her the energy she needed.

Clear loved the idea as she still felt a bit sore from the fun. You agreed she deserved a good dip in the bath as you showed her the bath. Once she was in, you added Zecora’s special formula and thanks to Zecora she added a few new variants she wanted you to try. Most were different smells, however, some had different attributes in healing the body, mind, and soul.

You decided to use the new variant ‘Zecora’s meadow dreams’ as she called it, as it helped ease the body and help provide restful dreams after using. After such a long day Clear should enjoy a good night’s sleep. You left her alone to enjoy herself while you used the time... to scream at your werewolf.

*a few hours later*

After letting Clear enjoy herself it was time to close up and call it a day. You were glad you didn’t destroy your client as she looked like a new pony. Fully rejuvenated and ready to go, she stretched her joints and smiled at how much she loved the bath and of course how she enjoyed the spa experience.

“Again my apologies for losing control like that,” you bowed in respect, hoping this wouldn’t happen again.

‘F@#k you! I’m so banging the next mare to oblivion!’ Your werewolf smirks deviously as he awaits the next mare you bring to bed. You tried not to show emotions as right now you wished you could be strangling your beast persona right now.

Clear didn’t suspect any sort of internal conflict and bade you farewell once you came across the light brown stallion Quibble Pants.

“Ah hah... hah... Oh, colt...” the poor stallion looked out of breath like he had just run a marathon.

“Your colt friend?” you pointed out as the stallion looked like he would pass out any second.

Clear shook her head, amused. “Yes, the silly dear is my coltfriend.” Walking over, you smiled as Clear planted a kiss on Quibble’s cheek. Quibble perked up from the kiss as he asked Clear on her day to which she responded that she had a relaxing time at the spa.

You bowed to both of them and asked that they get home to Fillydelphia safely. Quibble thanked you as they headed home. You go back inside the spa to make sure the safe’s earnings were put away and you can close up shop. Just as you put the last of the earnings and shut the safe you heard the bell ring.

‘Oh come on!’ you sighed as you were too tired and it was already closing time. Walking out to the entrance, you hoped to end this peacefully without any conflicts.

“I’m sorry but we’re closing up for the da-” You were about to tell the supposed customer to leave when you stopped as a certain figure stood in front of the spa doors. A familiar face you hadn’t seen in a while. Even when her back was facing towards you, you somehow already knew who it was, especially by the hair color.

“So I see you still live up to being a massage therapist.”

“Hello AK, or should I say Daring Do?” you crossed your arms as you have a lot to say to this writer.

Ak Yearling turned around as those same magenta eyes shined bright behind those glasses. She had a scowl on her face as you mention her real name.

“Hello? Do you want to blow my cover?”

“Blow your cover? Since we are talking about the cover, how about we talk about how you blew mine with your newest book?” you rush behind as during the whole incident one of the guests during the party left an extra copy for you. Holding it out you point at the cover.

“The human assassin? Seriously, Daring? Might as well use my full name while you at it,” you slammed the book.

Watching how annoyed you looked, Daring Do had expected your reaction and you were right. It wouldn’t take long for the fans to connect the dots.

“I do apologize as I had this idea that I couldn’t refuse to write. It, in a way, clicked after our last adventure and I didn’t expect it to sell out. It ended up being just as good as my other adventure books,” she stated as she never expected the book to sell so rapidly, and already some were asking for the next book.

You still asked why she wrote a book about you and why and where she has been. You hadn’t heard from her in such a while. The only times you heard she was alright were from news reports of her being spotted in certain cities.

Daring does explain that her life as an adventurer always takes her to all corners of the world and once she finds a lead she doesn’t stop till she finds the treasure. Plus while she’s writing her books it can take as much time as needed to finish her books.

You sighed. “Still Daring, you should have asked...”

Daring sighed as you had a point. You could easily destroy her career for what she’s done if you wanted to, but lucky for her, you weren’t that type of man, and if it helped, you did want to see how and what she added in her new book.

“I know and I’ll make up for it, I promise. What can I offer?” she asked; since you were a king, you weren’t exactly itching for bits.

You put some thought into it before an idea came to mind. It’s been on your mind for a while now and maybe... it wouldn’t be such a bad idea.

“I think I’ve got an idea that would interest both of us. Interested?” you asked, sparking curiosity in the adventurer’s eyes.

“Really? What?” she asked, more curious than ever.

You then proposed the offer. You would allow her to continue her books. By portraying your adventures. However, you wanted to mix it up a bit, exaggerate and, of course, fill in different scenarios so that it didn’t point out your adventures. You had always wanted to keep your stories memorable and figured why not write them out? However, you weren’t an author and you have not the slightest clue where to start. Writing wasn’t your strong suit growing up, but at the same time, you’d like to reminisce on those adventures so maybe one day your little ones might get the spark for adventure when they get older.

Hearing your proposal it seemed Daring Do loved the idea. After the last adventure, she wondered more about what other places you’ve visited and she wanted to ask about your journeys. The first book of her new series was of their adventure except she changed herself and Caballeron to two different characters so it looked like a separate adventure.

She indeed heard rumors that you were spotted in unique locations around the world and some parts she wondered why you were there in the first place. Maybe now she could fill in those pieces of the puzzle with this proposal.

“Yes, let’s do it. I was thinking of taking an extended vacation on my adventures after my last one and focus on my books for the time being,” she stated as her last adventure did take a toll on her and she was still recovering from it.

You nodded. “Great. I can offer you a place at my home and an office where you can work on your books if you’d like.” you offer as you figured she would need a private area for her to work. Plus your home has its security for both intruders and the paparazzi.

Daring Do, hearing the offer, calmly declined.

“Nah, I’ve still got my place in the woods that the public doesn’t know about. It’s my little home sweet home. A place where I can work in peace and spark new ideas with the flora and fauna around me,” she smiled as she always enjoyed the calm atmosphere her home gave out. She then remembers the fact of who you’re married to. Yeah, she didn’t need to stay in a place where a crazy fan lived too.

“Yeah and also the fact you’re married to that mare Rainbow Dash. I... prefer my home than living with a fan please,” she finished hoping not to hurt your feelings or make you feel like she disrespected you.

You understood her choice and she indeed was right about one thing. Rainbow was a huge fan of Daring Do, and if Quibble was bad, Rainbow was second worst to him. You remembered how she had a lot of Daring Do merchandise too, which she unsuccessfully tried to hide from you.

You did offer to pay for the meetings and if she wanted she could arrange areas where you could exchange ideas and anything she needed to help with her writing. She agreed as you both accepted in the proposal.

“I’m glad we can work on the deal. At first, I was a bit surprised you would offer to tell your life’s story.” She walked over to the lounge couch as she took a seat. Once she sat she had another idea in mind. “I thought you might have something... else in mind...” she smiled deviously as she spread out her legs.

Seeing this you looked away as Daring laughed a bit. “What’s wrong kingy? I thought you wouldn’t mind breeding a local adventure icon. I still get wet just thinking of that day we shared.”

You kept your gaze away as your face burned bright red. “Oh, I remember... You also forget I’m married to the princess elements who are also your biggest fans as well. If they heard I knocked you up I’ll never hear the end of it...” You already were getting a headache just at the thought of them hearing you bang Daring Do and somehow knock her up.

Daring Do laughed again. “Eh, not the first time I’ve dated someone who’s a crazy fan. The stalkers too are fun once you find the right buttons. Also don’t you have your fan base? I doubt you never knew you had one.”

“Fan base? Me?” you wonder as that never occurred to you. Yeah you are popular and of course, you received special love letters, but that’s all you know. You never expected to have one.

‘Oh, my Celestia... This stallion is denser than lava rocks...’ Daring Do face palmed as she couldn’t believe someone like you was so dense about social media. You were a king who’s helped so many lives, plus you still work as a massage therapist even though you didn’t need to.

‘Should I also mention the 18+ erotic books of him that are being sold in the red light districts too?’ she wondered if to tell you about that... Best not to and let you find out for yourself.

You wanted to say something else, but all thoughts died as the spa door slammed open. You growled as apparently no one could see or read the closed sign hanging from the door. You turned to the unwanted guest as you wondered who else could need service during closing time. Turning to the guard he panted as he held the now cracked glass door that he forcefully opened.

“WELL SOMEONE BETTER BE DYING!” you shouted as now wanted to know what else could go wrong.

The guard panting as he holds the door open. “Sire... I... brought... I brought... news about…. About Queen Celestia...” he panted through his speech.

Hearing that your eyes widened.

*a few minutes later Ponyville Hospital*

You rushed through the large double doors as you searched for the birthing room. You didn’t need much help in finding it as you saw your family was already there. Twilight holding Astro as Fluttershy did her best to entertain the solar twins while night played with Zodiac.

“Love. Thank moons you’re here,” Luna sighed in relief as you made it.

“What... What happened?” you panted as you rushed straight to the hospital after hearing the guard’s news.

“We were about to have dinner when Celestia’s water broke. We immediately rushed her to the hospital,” Twilight stated as she recalled what happened.

Looking around you do see most of everyone was there but one face you didn’t see among the crowd.

Wolf the baby daddy who is going to be a father wasn’t here.

“Where’s Wolf?” you wondered, as he should be here to see his new pup emerge into the world.

Luna put a hand on your shoulder. “Wolf should be with his band. Something about a place, he wasn’t being specific, but I’m sure if he’s still with them he sho-” Just as Luna was about to finish she stopped to hear another set of footsteps echoing. They sound in a rush as you all turn towards the edge of the corner. In comes Wolf as he slides and crashes face-first into the wall.

Unfazed he rushed over and it looked like he ran a marathon too.

“¿Cómo está ella?” he panted as his eyes widened in worry. Once he heard the news of Celestia in labor he rushed as fast as he could.

You put a hand on his shoulder as you told him what Twilight and the others just told you. Right now Celestia was in the next room and she needed Wolf’s support.

“You need to get in there and be with her right now.”

Wolf shook his head “Que...” Wolf looked at you confused after hearing that. “But she’s your wife shouldn’t you be there too?”

You nodded in agreement on that piece. “Yes, I’m her husband, but you’re the father of her foal. She needs your support as much as mine,” you stated as you reminded the dog who the foal belonged to first.

Wolf understood as he stared at the large double doors in front of him. Just beyond those doors lay his chance of becoming a father and he knew he couldn’t just turn back now.

You saw the tension in Wolf’s eyes, the chance of being a father lay behind those doors and you knew Wolf could handle it. He’s dealt with more during his agency life, so this should be easy for a diamond dog like him.

“Y’all should go in first, sugar cube. Don’t keep the ‘lil bundle of sunshine waitin’,” AJ encouraged as everyone surrounded him.

“Go Wolf, you deserve this chance,” Twilight smiled as Astro babbled and reached out to Wolf with both hands. Wolf leaned in and let Astro touch his muzzle before he turned back to the doors. He took a deep breath as he took one more look at everyone before heading in first.

“Puedo hacer esto. Tengo esto...” Wolf muttered under his breath as he entered. You watched Wolf enter the double doors first and smiled. Though it only lasted a few seconds before you heard a loud thud from behind the doors.

‘The hell...?’ you entered next as you looked around. The doctors were working on Celestia as she was sweating and panting in proceeding to give birth to her newest foal. While most of the doctors were working on the queen of the day, one nurse pointed out towards the floor just inches from your feet.

Looking down you saw what she’s pointing at. The diamond dog, the greatest hunter the agency has, one who has taken down psychos, killers, and all manner of evil... has passed out.

“SERIOUSLY WOLF?!” you were flabbergasted as the dog was literally on the ground like he got hit in the head by something.

You reached down and grabbed Wolf by the collar. Using your free hand, you swiped it right across his face. It took a few more slaps before the diamond dog came to.

“Ow... What the...?” Wolf shook his head as a headache started to form.

“Morning stupid...” you held Wolf as he examined his surroundings. Picking the diamond dog up, you and Wolf were given some gloves and gowns the nurse had prepared before taking a side with Celestia. She smiled but only for a brief second as the pain was so much to bear.

“Okay Your Highness, one more push!”

Celestia grunted as she tried her best. You and Wolf grabbed Celestia’s hands for support as she used all her might to push her foal out. Bad idea as doing so your hand was almost crushed again and Wolf’s. Well looks like Wolf’s prosthetic needed some difficult repairs. Neither of you cared, though, and you encouraged Celestia to keep going.

With one more shout, the room was filled with the cries of a newborn.

“There he is...” the doctor smiled as the nurses all cheered for Celestia. Pulling him out, one of the nurses took him to get cleaned up as Celestia took the opportunity to catch her breath.

After a few minutes of cleaning up the nurse presented him.

“Oh Your Majesty, he’s just so... so adorable...” She held out the foal from within the warm blanket.

Looking at the foal you and everyone were amazed. He was beautiful as he took most of her mother’s pure white alabaster fur, but you saw that his ears were fluffy and floppy like that of a newborn pup. His nose was that of a pony, but the tip of his snout was colored to look like a puppy nose. His back legs ended with hooves, but he also had paw-like hands. His tail also looked like a mixture between a dog’s look and the elegance of a pony. He also bore his mother's elegant wings and of course, a magnificent horn which despite being small would grow as he matured.

The little foal soon whined for his mommy, and the nurse quickly handed him over to Celestia. “Hi there... my new little sunshine...” Celestia teared up as she stared at her newest foal.

“A pony-diamond dog hybrid is rare... But an alicorn-diamond dog. That’s... That’s truly remarkable...” the doctor stared in amazement.

Kissing the colt, Celestia thanked the doctor before turning to Wolf. “Don’t you want to hold your son?” she asked.

Wolf was still shocked at everything that was happening right now. He couldn’t find the words to say, but the tears in his good eye showed he couldn’t be happier. Seeing Celestia hold their newest foal out for him to see, Wolf reached out slowly as he didn’t want to go too fast. You could see that Wolf’s robotic hand, compliments of Celestia, was a bit mangled but Wolf didn’t care.

Finally taking his pup in his arms, Wolf shed more tears as he stared at his pride and joy. He did notice something that he had worried about previously. His foal pup, while mostly pure white, had a bit of gray that circled his left eye. It was no doubt a moon crescent on his face. He feared what would come if word got out about this, but he could worry about that later. Right now he was just happy his pup was in his arms.

As Wolf held up and kissed his new son, your twins entered the room. You reached down to pick them up and brought them over to see their new brother.

“Serenity, Solar Ray. Meet your new brother... Um...” you almost forgot. “A name would be helpful.”

“What do you think, Wolf?” Celestia asked.

“Heh. I’m not the best at names, but what about Solarium Justice Shard? Like the great Solaris that shines across our world?” he suggested.

Celestia smiled as she nodded. “That’s perfect. Welcome home, Solarium.”

Wolf turned to Celestia as he placed a hand on his chest. “Celestia, I promise on our foal’s life that I’ll do everything to protect everyone. Whatever it is my greedy uncle throws at us, I’ll be ready for it.”

“As will I,” Celestia agreed. “Remember you are now our family and we will do whatever it takes to make sure our foals grow up happy and strong.”

You stood close as the twins in your arms you reassured Wolf he was not alone. The rest of your family came in to join in assuring Wolf that you all had his back.

As everyone inside the hospital rejoiced in the birth of a new member of the family, outside the hospital a figure stood within the shadows. Holding a special pair of binoculars, he watched from afar as what he saw was something he would have to report on.

heh..... wow that..... that.... *laughs*

surprised to finally be a dad huh wolf? plus with an alicorn.

yeah...... mind if I make another with Celestia then

*punches wolf* BACK OFF! ONCE IS ENOUGH YOU HORNY DOG!

*laughs* alright alright...... maybe luna then

*sucker punches him again*

OW THAT ONE HURT!

be lucky I didn't use my feet.

I ain't no foot fetish type.

THAT'S NOT-..... just bring out the basket before I kick your head off

*laughs* whatever HELLO FOLKS OF FIMFCITION WOLFMAN HERE! bringing you yet another awesome chapter. though maybe you won't turn the next gal into a walking fleshlight.

THAT WAS MY DAMNED WEREWOLF FORMS FAULT NOT MINE!

technically it still is your fault for letting him take over. Seriously put a muzzle on that mutt

WOLF SERIOUSLY!

I'LL TEAR HIS FUR OFF HIS HIDE!

alright alright chill. besides I need you both to be at your game. i got a special surprise for our viewers.

SO VIEWERS I'VE GOT A LITTLE SURPRISE FOR YOU ALL! It so happens that I came across 3 beautiful mares who are just itching to meet our human friend here. now I won't name names as it would spoiled the surprise however i do have some hints that would spark interest for all you viewers.

For our first mare candidate, we have a milf who is very strict in her job and in her own daughter. She is very strict in traditions and has order her blood to return however one sentence changes the plans.

Oh shoot

Oh I’m not done. The second mare has some age but still got it like she was in her 20s this mare blessed her soul would break your spine if you let her dominate you for more than a few seconds. If I’m not being anymore clearer then just know she’s a gilf.
Seriously wolf.

F off I’m not finished. Third candidate is a mare who we decide to see in a region of japony. She’s quite beautiful and quite mishvious however she can be humble for the right coin. Maybe she’ll be nice or naughty give or take.

That doesn’t help my confidence. And all these mares we won’t know their names. Do you at least know them

Oh I do. Just not going to tell you because that defeats the purpose of the idea. SO FIMFICTION THERE YOU HAVE IT! THREE CANDIDATES ALL CATEGORIZED AND READY FOR TO CHOOSE. PICK YOUR FAVORITE AND WE’LL SEE YOU AGAIN ON THE NEXT SPECIAL SPA TREATMENT: HUMAN EDITION!

Author's Note

THANKS AGAIN! this time I got a bit of a mystery chapter for only one of these lucky mares will take the prize. who would win

1.strict mother
2. relentless gilf
3. mysterious foreigner

you choose who the lucky mare

thanks for ninetailbeastball for being an awesome editor