Author's Note

i know this chapter isn't my best work but I wanted to just be dumb and put some funny shit I thought would get you to laugh. still I'm glad at how it came out.

thanks to my editor ninetailbeastball

and to everyone have a very merry Christmas and happy new year

spa holiday chap: holiday guns and idiots

In life there are idiots and there are weapons and if you give an idiot a weapon would only lead to chaos.

Far into Ponyville at our favorite local Sugarcube Corner the streets are bustling with citizens all getting gifts or stocking up with holiday treats everyone was getting ready for the holidays as to how fast this year has flown by.

You had come by to enjoy a nice mug of hot cocoa as you watched Pinkie Pie serve her customers. From the various customers, only a few were in the back as they awaited more arrivals.

Big Mac was already there enjoying a piping hot cup of coffee as the morning was indeed colder than most mornings. Thunderlane, Spike, and Filthy Rich were trying out the bakery’s specials of the day as Fancy Pants waited for the rest of the group to arrive while he helped himself to his own hot cup of cocoa with some fresh marshmallows added.

“So why do you think Soarin called us out here today?” Thunderlane asked as he wondered what the Wonderbolt had in store.

“You tell me, you work with the guy,” Spike retorted.

“I swear though if it’s another hairbrain or better birdbrain idea he wants us to try, I’m going straight home,” Fancy Pants scowled as just about anything followed with bad luck when that pegasus was involved.

Enjoying their day they heard the bell ring as you all turned to the entrance. Standing all bundled up from the cold they recognized the second Apple family friend who joined in. He moved his scarf as he dusted off the snow from his hat.

“Oh, howdy guys” Braeburn waved out as the others repeated the gesture. He walked over and took a seat beside Fancy.

“So y’all got the same letter too, huh?” Brae asked as he held out the letter he got.

They all nodded. After waiting a few more minutes more guests arrived as Pinkie had to add more tables together for the whole group. In a few minutes Caramel, Sonic and Fuse who both are on holiday leave, and Shadow Flare all joined and the entire gang was now here.

“This had better be good. I don’t want to spend the holidays in jail,” Sonic said as he didn’t need any more issues when he’s hanging out with this group.

“Screw this. If that idiot even has such a ridiculous idea brewing I’m kicking his ass back to his mother’s womb,” Fuse added.

“I second that. Still recovering after the bachelors incident,” Caramel sighed as some of his body still showed a few scars. Though some mares are amazed at them, it was more difficult explaining how you got them than covering them.

Everyone was feeling anxious as they wondered why they had been summoned and none of it good if it’s by Soarin. Some time went by as finally the last member of the group joined in.

Flying right inside, he landed right in front of the group as he presented himself. “YOU GUYS MADE IT, GREAT!” he shouted, almost too excited for their liking. Everyone tensed up as it only spelled danger when the pegasus was this excited.

Soarin then began to pace from side-to-side as the group listened in.

“So it’s come to my attention that we haven’t had the chance to end this year and like always we need to do something that will be forever remembered as the best day of our lives.”

Everyone sighed as they should have seen this coming. When it came to special occasions or holidays, Soarin liked to go all out. He was the type of stallion that when it came to ending the year, he made sure to end it with the biggest bang they ever could have. But sadly there’s the issue with that. When he went all out, he did so to a limit you shouldn’t cross.

As Soarin began to explain some hairbrain plan, everyone listened as he pulled out a few tickets from his pocket.

“So for this year end party I decided we should go on this special cruise I booked us i-”

“We’re banned from the cruise, Soarin,” Fancy Pants cut him off as he reminded him how and why he and the group were barred from that particular cruise ship.

For those who wished to know, but it being too horrible to say, let’s just say that the cruise ship had suffered a great loss... So much shrimp was lost... And whipped cream.

Fancy shuddered as that was the worst experience he’s ever been on a cruise. And he still remembered the bachelor party for their human friend.

Almost like a gong hitting his head, Soarin pocketed the tickets as he couldn’t believe he had forgotten. However everyone should wish they had after that experience.

“Okay then...” Soarin thought thoroughly as he tried to come up with something else. An idea did come to mind. “Oh what about the airship ride tow-”

“The same one ya got three of us BLACKLISTED from ridin’?” Big Mac crossed his arms as he wasn’t too happy on that particular day.

“Wait, who’s blacklisted?” Shadow asked, more curious as he wasn’t there that day.

Raising their hands, Caramel, Big Mac, Braeburn, and Soarin raised their hands as that cleared one question; as to what happened it’s best to leave it out.

Soarin clears his throat as another idea comes to mind. “Wait, what about the-”

“IF YOU’RE THINKING OF DOING ANOTHER BASE SHOW, I’M SENDING YOU STRAIGHT TO TARTARUS!” Sonic shouted at the Wonderbolt as he remembered what happened last time.

If not for their human friend settling everything after half the base turned into a crater from one of Soarin’s improvised fireworks he so happily made with some of the explosive barrels they used for their cannons.

After being defeated a third time Soarin let out a defeated sigh. Taking a seat at the stack tables he laid his head as that’s all he’s got for now; the other ideas are practically too late or wouldn’t make it in time to end the new year.

“Now what can we do? We can’t just sulk at home and wait till the year ends,” Soarin groaned as he hated the fact all the plans he made are nothing but dust.

“Sorry Soarin, but looks like we ain’t gonna do much this year,” Big Mac admitted, almost hopeful as he’d rather relax than do something extremely crazy this year.

“But what’s the point of celebrating a new year without going all out? How can we not make up for all the time we spent working on just staying at home and what?” Soarin asked as he wanted to know what’s better than going all out at the end of the year. It’s the last year and Soarin always does something he hasn’t tried or gone to and he isn’t the type to hold back when taking it up a level.

“Sorry man, sides’ this would be a good idea ta take a break,” Brae tried to cheer Soarin up, but the pegasus only continued to sulk.

“Maybe this year you might take it easy for a change. After all, not all of us are single anymore, Soarin. Some of us have families and major duties too. Like our human friend,” Fancy pointed out as out of the rest, you were the one who has far more responsibilities and family to just drop everything and go do something that would land him in jail or worse.

Soarin groaned as he lay his head on the table. “What about you, human? Any bright ideas to help us end the year with a new bang?” he asked. However to Soarin and the other stallions’ surprise, you weren’t around.

Lifting his head up, Soarin looked around. While the gang was mostly here, he wondered if you were around the bakery. Seeing that you weren’t around he turned to the group. He remembered sending everyone a letter to meet here and he knew it wasn’t in your nature to miss deadlines regardless of how crazy they are.

“Where is he?” he asked. “He couldn’t have missed my letter, could he?”

Everyone shrugged.

“I thought it was strange of him to be late and all,” Fuse wondered, as you were never late unless you had something important, but today should be your day off.

“I remember seein’ him with AJ this mornin’, but they headed out after breakfast,” Big Mac said.

As everyone wondered where you were, Spike finally remembered something. “Wait... I recall that he got the same letter as me, but he was talking with Wolf. Something about going somewhere else, he was packing a bag,” Spike said as he remembered yesterday. After receiving the letters, Wolf took you as you talked about a getaway with him and a few others. Where, however, Spike didn’t know.

Somehow this annoyed the pegasus as since that dog moved to Ponyville the human’s life has changed and you’ve been spending more time with him than with your friends.

“Where could those two be going?” Soarin wondered how you could just leave them behind since you’ve always made plans to do something before the end of the year and he was curious to what the diamond dog had in mind.

Equally curious as to where you were going, the rest wanted to join as to what adventure you were heading out with Wolf. Paying off the tabs, they head out towards your place hoping to catch you before you leave.

*your place*

You smiled as it didn’t take long, but you had finished packing up a suitcase with your clothes and other necessities.

“Have you got everything, beloved?” Luna asked as she and Celestia stood by the door, the latter with Solarium in her arms.

“I just finished packing. Are you still sure you don’t want to come?” you asked again as it wouldn’t be fair to leave them out despite Wolf offering to let them tag along. Of course he would ask the mother of his foal to join the trip.

Luna shook her head. “No but thank you. Wolf did offer however our parents are visiting and they want to see their newest bundle of sunshine.” Looking over, she smiled as Celestia played peekaboo with her newest foal.

After Solarium let out a laugh, Celestia then playfully rubbed her nose against her son’s as the lil’ pup/alicorn playfully nibbled his mother’s nose. He let out a few babbles and barks as Celestia giggled at how precious and innocent he was.

“Hey Hola, ¿está todo bien aquí?” Wolf appeared behind as he entered the room.

Dressed a bit more casual than his regular attire, you saw him wearing just a regular t-shirt with some slacks. In both arms you see him holding both solar and serenity in each arm; Serenity laughed and pulled Wolf’s shirt while Solar just quietly admired Wolf in the other arm. Turning around, Celestia smiled as they swapped foals. Setting Solar and Serenity down so they could join their mother, Wolf carefully took Solarium in his hands. Still small in his palms, he bounced him a bit as he turned to you.

“So are you ready?” he asked again.

You nodded. “Yeah, I’m ready to go. Are Night and the others ready?” you asked as you remember who’s coming along. While most are staying to have their get together, some of your family was coming with you to see what Wolf had planned for you all.

Just on cue you smiled as your little ones arrived. Night holding her suitcase alongside Sonic Shores and CC, as well as the earth twins. Emerald Slate and Radiant Gem you understood haven’t had the chance to go on a little adventure and both you and Chrysalis figured that this would be a good opportunity for them.

“Father, we’re ready!” Night called out as the rest joined behind. She then walked behind Wolf and hugged him.

“Hey mihija’s. Are you sure you’ve got everything you need?” Wolf asked. They all nodded as they held out their suitcases for him to see. Smiling, Wolf told them to wait in the living room and he would be right there.

You walked over towards the diamond dog. “Hey Wolf, thanks again for letting me take them with us.” you smiled as you thought it was going to be just you and Wolf, but surprisingly wolf accepted on bringing the family over. While most would want the house for themselves, you were glad some of your little ones were coming along. You would make sure they were on their best behavior, though. Even though you could trust Night, your eldest and most responsible foal most of the time, you would still need to lay down some rules when visiting somewhere else.

Wolf waved his hand out. “Not to worry. Besides with what I’ve got planned they are going to have a lot of fun where we’re going,” he reassured you, but you were having mixed feelings with that sentence. While you did trust Wolf, you were a bit worried as to where the diamond dog had planned.

“I’m just letting you know my mama is staying here to get to know her first grandpup, but my sister and brother will join us there.”

Wolf then bounced Solarium a few times before he lifted him up to his face. Holding him close, you laughed a bit as Solarium reached out and nibbled on his father’s nose just as he did Celestia’s.

Wolf rolled his eyes with a smile. “Like father, like son. Mama keeps reminding me how I would do this to her when I was small...” he smirked. “Someday when you’re older lil’ Solarium, I’ll take you around the world with your siblings.”

Solarium only babbled as he didn’t understand what his father was saying, however he did reach out to touch Wolf’s muzzle with his little paws.

Celestia used her magic to lift the innocent hybrid back into her arms as Wolf needed to finish talking with you. With a smile, Celestia headed back to the living room. Wolf’s eyes shone with mischief, however, as he watched the sun goddess’ swaying back side, and before she could get too far Wolf quickly got on his knees and lifted Celestia’s dress.

The sun goddess’ eyes went wide now that her rear was now on display. She blushed a deep red as she was running a bit late and hadn’t gotten the chance to put on some. You and Wolf got a small peek at what’s under, or rather what’s not under her dress as Celestia tried to cover herself.

Wolf laughed a bit as you tried to be polite and look away. Thankfully that seemed to be the right choice as Wolf didn’t react or notice as a transparent hand magically appeared from behind his head before it smacked him hard making a loud slap echo in your room.

“OW!” he shouted as despite it being a magic hand, it felt like getting smacked with a real one.

“That’s on you idiot,” you commented.

*downstairs*

After getting smacked a few more times by the puppy mother of his pup, Wolf sat by as he waited for everyone to finish packing and say their goodbyes for the trip. While most of your lovers were staying, leaving you and foals already, you asked them again if they would like to join. The trip was tempting, however, the mane 6 wished to spend together with their mothers as they were coming over in a few minutes.

That made you cringe. You’d prefer to stay clear of Twilight’s amorous mother when she came by. Especially when the whole crew, including Galaxia and Wolf’s own mother Lavender would be visiting.

You had made a special room for Lavender thanks to Celestia so she could feel more at home, and of course this would give her the chance to spend time with her new grandpup.

You double-checked everything, including making sure your foals had what they needed. The twins you would have to make sure had their own stuff, as you learned they tended to have the same stuff only things are Radiant is a filly and Emerald is a colt.

With everyone ready, you were about to tell Wolf only for you to stop as you heard the doorbell ring. Opening the door, what you saw surprised you.

Soarin and the gang who you forgot you were supposed to meet today were standing in front of your door.

‘What the f#$k?’ you were surprised as you thought you told Spike, who was among the group, that you weren’t going to meet up with them since you were busy packing.

Looking at soarins annoyed expression you know you got some explaining to do.

“Uh... hi guys... What are you all doing here?” you asked, curious as to why the whole gang was looking at you the way they were.

Soarin grumbled. “Well if you didn’t get my letter, we were supposed to meet up at Sugarcube Corner to discuss a cruise we were supposed to go on,” Soarin replied, almost reminding you of what plans you had. You recalled those same plans, but you remembered something else about it as well.

Hearing what Soarin was explaining, you did remember the letter saying something about the cruise but... you also remembered that you and the gang were banned from as well.

“But I thought we weren’t allowed after last years incident with th-”

“DON’T... REMIND US!!” everyone shouted out, stopping you from reminding them of what happened that day.

Soarin finally took notice of your luggage.

“Are you going on a business trip or family trip or something else?” he asked, curious as to where you were off to.

Looking at your luggage you smile. “Oh, my friend Wolf is taking us somewhere special his family goes to every year,” you admitted as you pointed towards the diamond dog who was helping with your son CC’s bag.

Your friends tilted their heads as they wondered where the diamond dog was taking you all. Then again, most of your friends didn’t know much about him exactly. Well, the same could be said for almost everyone else. Big Mac and Sonic knew who Wolf was better, compared to the others.

“Can’t tell you, it’s a surprise,” Wolf said, making the zipper gesture across his mouth.

That seems to peak your interests more as you wondered just how big the surprise would end up being.

“How long are you going to be gone? We don’t have much time before the end of the year and we promised to do something we haven’t done yet,” Soarin asked, wondering how long you’ll be gone.

You honestly weren’t sure how long, but you believed that you would be back before Hearth’s Warming Eve. That’s for sure

That seemed to bring everyone’s hopes down as they all let out a collective sigh of defeat.

“Guess I’ll go home. Fleur is visiting her parents and won’t be home before Hearth’s Warming Eve...” Fancy Pants sighed as now his holidays were going to be lonely. “Well maybe I’ll go visit family back in Appleloosa with Braeburn if he’s alright with that...”

“Oh no prob cuz. You’re always welcome to my place,” Brae smiled, reassuring Fancy Pants that his holidays didn’t have to be so lonely after all.

Soon everyone else joined in as they pondered what they were going to do. You felt a bit guilty for leaving your friends behind, but you didn’t know what to do to make up for it right now.

Wolf heard everything from just a few feet as an idea came to mind.

“Porque no venir con nosotros?” he spoke out as everyone turned to the diamond dog.

“Uh, what did he say?” Soarin asked as he never took those language classes seriously so he didn’t know what language Wolf was using.

Wolf chuckled. “I said why not come with us?” He walked over as that surprised you all. You wondered more as to what the diamond dog had planned.

“Wolf are you sure?” you asked as your already large group would only grow bigger if you, your foals, Wolf and his siblings were all coming. You wondered as to where you are going that can accommodate all your friends as well.

He nodded. “Of course I am! It wouldn’t be fair if your amigos were left alone despite you all having plans and having to cancel them at the last minute,” he stated.

Soarin of the group stepped up, just as surprised as you were that Wolf had invited them all on such short notice.

“Are you sure? I mean, we don’t know much about you, and we don’t want to burden you with taking all of us in.” Soarin was still skeptical about going, too, given how Wolf and the gang haven’t been out together much compared to you and him. They barely know Wolf, only from a few parts, such as that he’s a rockstar and that one of his siblings is dating Big Mac’s younger sister.

Wolf shook his head. “Nah, you guys aren’t a burden and where we’re going hay más habitaciones,” he spoke in his native tongue again.

That seemed to spark some excitement in your friends, as they now wondered more about where Wolf was taking you all. You, too, were surprised that Wolf could accommodate so many in such a short time.

He does warn them that you and Wolf can wait for them to grab something if they have already packed up to meet here as soon as possible. You didn’t want to take all of Wolf’s time as he didn’t want to do two or three more trips for them to pack a bag.

Almost like dealing with Pinkie Pie, you watched as your friends all zoomed out leaving a dust like figure of themselves as they headed to grab their bags. You and Wolf did take this time to enjoy a drink as you wait.

Wolf preferred good liquor than the cheap stuff, as you watched him down some tequila your maid Maidenline brought over like it was water. You heard of Russians doing that with vodka, you’ve but never seen a Mexican dog with tequila.

After sharing a few drinks, you did ask again where Wolf was taking you all, but the diamond dog only shook his head.

“Again it’s a surprise,” he smirked as you once again weren’t sure if you should be worried or curious right now.

A few minutes passed and finally your friends returned. Apparently, they had already packed a bag and turned in their keys to the motels they were staying in. You were amazed they were all packed up as you do recall Soarin saying something about packing a bag, but you forgot most of the gibberish he wrote down.

Wolf smiled as everyone was now ready. “Well then is everyone ready for our lil’ trip?” he asked, making sure you and everyone around was fully prepared to head out.

You all nodded and agreed as your little Emerald climbed and sat on your shoulder. “Where are we going Uncle Wolfie?” he asked, curious as ever.

The diamond dog laughed. “Relax lil colt. Where we’re going is truly somewhere special.” You all watched as Wolf went through his favorite jacket and pulled out something odd. You do wonder how you would be traveling to your destination. You figured by train or maybe carriage perhaps, but then again, this family, you learned, was full of secrets as you also wondered what areas the Shard family owned.

Pulling out the object, you saw it that looked almost like a dagger with a strange hilt at the end. However the blade part looked too thick and it didn’t have a blade end at all. In a way it looked like a dull knife with a half finished blade.

As Wolf, using the dagger, thrusted the blade behind him, you all watched in shock as the blade went through... the air or something as it hovered where Wolf struck behind. Nothing was behind Wolf as the dagger’s hilt stayed still as something emerged from the spot where it was floating.

Using some motion, Wolf grabbed the hilt before slashing it. You all watched in amazement as a large portal appeared behind him. Once the portal was big enough, Wolf put the dagger back in his jacket.

“Shall we?” he smiled as he went in first.

You had to double-check your friends and your lil’ ones before looking at the portal. So many questions rang in your head as to how this was possible. The next moment you felt like a complete idiot, as this was a world of magic and miracles.

Everyone in the room including you had your jaws dropped as Thunderlane walked over to you. “Uh... Since you’re the king, you should go first...” he tapped your shoulder as he pushed you a bit.

‘Really asshole? I thought the king goes in ‘AFTER’ someone says it’s clear!’ you stared at Thunderlane with a scowl on your face. His cheeky grin was just telling you how much of an ass he was.

With a good grip on Emerald still on your shoulder, you sighed as you approached the portal. You can’t see what’s behind as you only take a deep breath.

“Ready, son? Adventure awaits,” you asked as Emerald held you close.

Emerald nodded more excited than you as he awaited from what’s through the portal. Grabbing a hold on Emerald and one with your luggage you slowly entered the portal first.

You were blinded for a few seconds from the brightness before the light dimmed out and you saw a small blurry figure standing in front of you. The figure started to get bigger before you recognized who was in front of you.

You wiped your eyes before you were standing in front of Wolf who was smiling. He smirked as soon more of your family and friends joined in. It only took a few minutes before everyone stood beside you.

After setting Emerald back down next to Radiant, you made sure everyone was here as you did a head count. You then turned to Wolf who kept on smiling. He stood on top of what looked like a hill as you turned to your surroundings. The area was clear with only a few clouds and the sweet smell of mildew and rainwater lingering in the area. You wondered where you were as you didn’t recognize the spot even though you traveled a lot.

Looking around, Wolf clapped his hands.

“All right, everyone. Welcome.” He moved away from his spot as everyone looked beyond the hill.

You were truly amazed at where you were. Miles upon miles of flowers, grassy land and several large hills surrounded what looked like a three story tall meadow home with most of the house covered in vegetation. Most of the walls you saw array of flowers and vines as some of the statues and pottery were covered in flora and fauna as a large open area with several tables are under a large sunroom.

“Humina, humina, humina...” you were repeating the word as you didn’t know what else to say.

Soon the rest of the adults joined in as you’ve never seen anything like this before.

Night and her siblings however had their eyes grow wide with excitement. That being said, your eldest daughter did take a deep breath to calm down as she out of the rest of your foals remembered your instructions to be on their best behavior.

Everyone just stared at the horizon as Wolf laughed at how shocked everyone was right now. He does silence you as he places a hand over your mouth.

“Alright pendjo, why don’t you save your broken brain and get a move on? The chefs should have lunch ready. I do hope you like traditional foods.”

Regaining some sense to finally snap out of your shocked trance, you managed to catch up to Wolf while the rest only followed, still transfixed on the area.

“Wolf, how... How is this possible? Where are we?” you asked well, more like stammered as you had so many questions that needed answering.

Walking beside him, Wolf smiled. “Well for years, many have tried to understand how our family uses magic but even then we never divulge our secrets. Also welcome to Shard Greenery.”

You wanted to speak again but Wolf stopped you as he pulled out the dagger. He does give a brief explanation as to what and how the dagger in his hand worked. It was a unique teleportation device that was actually a set of daggers. Like a phone except this was how it works: With one dagger in another part of the world, one or both could open a portal to where the other dagger was. An example of how was if you had one of the daggers and Tia had one in Canterlot or maybe far off like Minotuara or even Japony, the dagger could open a portal depending on who uses it first. Only one dagger can be used and sadly, though, there’s an issue. The dagger could break if used too roughly and it wouldn’t harm others; the blade was dull despite it looking sharp.

He demonstrated using his good arm, he struck his arm as the blade looked like he was using a dull butterknife. No marks were made despite how sharp it looked. It was designed to be a gateway to a different part of the world. However, like most magical items, it required constant magic. It was like a battery, as without magic it was just a useless paperweight to be exact.

You were mesmerized as you never heard of such a thing let alone seen it. “Wolf, how do you own such an item? I mean I figured your family would own something like this but... I’d also imagine seeing royalty with such an item.”

Wolf pocketed the dagger and chuckled. “One dagger costs about 6 billion bits to make,” he smirked.

You stopped a second as you swore you heard a gong echoing in your head. The price on one dagger alone... Holy moly. ‘6 billion bits for a single dagger? Jesus, Wolf. How rich is your family?’

Heading through one of the vine fences, the air was filled with the aroma of freshly made food as you could smell barbeque as well. Passing under a wooden canopy with a large white sheet on top, you were amazed at the sight. Several rows of tables with fresh dishes were spread out.

You looked up as you saw some familiar faces and what looked like chefs and servants as they were finishing up in setting up the food. Bloom along with a few servants were preparing some of the dishes. She did stop to see you and Wolf and smirked.

“Hola idiota tan contento de que finalmente apareciste,” she waved out as Wolf matched his sister’s smirk.

Your friends all looked dumbfounded as you forgot to mention wolfs family language. Then again you didn’t know either after you met the family.

“AUNTIE BLOOM!” Night called out as she rushed over. You smile as Bloom, who you know was part of this family, could only reach out and prove her strength by picking your eldest up. Surprisingly the others joined in as in one big scoop she hugs CC, and Sonic as well in her arms.

She did look around and frowned a bit. “Awww, you didn’t bring our newest nephew with you, Wolf?” she asked, hoping she would finally get to meet her nephew for the holidays.

Wolf shook his head. “Sorry, he’s far too young. Plus you try prying him off of mama once she gets her hands on him,” he laughed as their mother was overjoyed to meet her grandfoal.

You laugh too as you do wonder a bit as to where wolfs lil brother is. Given how close these three are you figured spirit would be here especially since wolf did said he’ll be joining too.

You looked behind a small wall which serves as a serving counter as what you see next surprises you a bit. You do see spirit with the chefs but you didn’t expect him to be one of the chefs.

Dressed in a chef’s shirt and using one of the grills he was working on making something with the other chefs.

Wolf leaned to your ear. “Forgot to tell ya, but baby brother here is determined to become a chef once he’s finished his training,” he stated as Spirit was so focused on the dishes he didn’t notice you or Wolf had arrived.

Watching Spirit cook, Bloom who was still hugging your little ones finally noticed the large group of stallions that were standing in front of them.

“Hey hermano, why did you add more idiots to the group? I get we have room but...” Bloom asked, surprised at the number of stallions that were suddenly joining.

Wolf chuckled a bit as she had a point. It was a last minute change.

“Sorry sis. I know it was last minute, but these gentlecolts didn’t have anything else to do so I thought...”

“You’d bring them along,” Bloom finished his sentence.

Wolf shrugged as the older sister only groaned and pinched the bridge between her eyes. She wanted to say something, but two more figures came out from inside the house.

You turned to see two sex-

(FINISH THAT AND I’LL KILL YOU AUTHOR!) Bloom pointed straight at the screen.

(SERIOUSLY WHAT’S WRONG WITH YOU PENDEJOS?!) the author screamed right back.

Two beautiful diamond dogs arrived as you were amazed to see some new types of diamond dogs.

One of the diamond dogs is a beautiful beagle mare with long chocolate curly brown hair that compliments her light brown fur. It looked like it was transiting from dark brown to light brown. She also had such beautiful brown eyes that sparkled a bit from the sunlight.

The second diamond dog you see walking beside was a light cream Shiba inu who was a bit chubby, but her favorite dress clung well and gave out her curves.

“Bloom, is this the human monkey you were talking about?” the beagle asked as she heard only stories about you, but this is the first time seeing you in person.

Bloom laughs. “Yeah... this is him.” She then turned to you and your little ones.

“Everyone this is Periwinkle and Akkiko,” she presented both diamond dogs as they waved at you and your family.

They wave back as it’s nice to meet some new folks, your little ones were very interested in meeting new diamond dogs as they couldn’t help but walk over. Bloom and Akkiko couldn’t resist hugging Night and your little ones as Bloom laughed at how hard it was to resist such cute foal hugs. Sure your oldest foal was 11 now, but she was still lovable.

“FOOD IS READY EVERYONE! LET’S EAT!” Spirit shouted out as the chefs grabbed the food and set the rest down.

Feeling hungry already, you all found a spot to sit down. As you got settled and waited for everyone to grab something, Soarin took his seat beside you and smirked. You were already feeling worried at how sly Soarin’s smile was and you wondered what the pegasus was thinking right now.

He finally broke the silence with a question that would get you killed.

“So you thinking of taping that husky ass?” he says looking over at Bloom who was bending a bit at one of the tables of food.

“Soarin?!” your mouth was agape as you should have seen that coming given how beautiful Bloom was. That being said, neither she nor any of your foals needed to hear that vulgar vocabulary since you valued your face and the innocence of your children.

“What? You know I’m right. She seems like a real fine lady,” Soarin complimented Bloom as he’s only seen a few diamond dog mares, but this one took the whole bakery of being so sexy.

“We’re her guests Soarin, so I suggest you watch your dirty mind and your dirtier mouth,” you warned Soarin as the last thing you need is to be on your best friend’s sister’s hated list.

Soarin, however, being the idiot he was, didn’t let down. “Come on, there’s no way you never had that thought of taking that beauty in bed and rutting her like you rut the princesses. Seriously, she’s a goddess with how hot she is,” he commented, as somehow that seemed to be the right answer as the rest all agreed.

You were a bit... perplexed as you couldn’t deny the idea. Bloom was indeed gorgeous and it would be a lie to say you wouldn’t act on the idea of bedding her if she wasn’t Wolf’s sister. Then again, you didn’t really have a say on it given some of your friends, more specifically Big Mac, on how you bedded his own sister.

Seeing how they wouldn’t stop looking like you shouldn’t deny what they just said, you ended up agreeing that the thought had crossed your mind... Poor choice of words.

Somehow you had forgotten how good a dog’s ears were, and when it came to Bloom... Yeah, she made sure you knew she heard everything.

Just seconds after you agreed, you turned your head to the side before your whole head snapped back as a loud crack echoed in the area.

A few minutes later you were groaning as the pain was slowly subsiding, however, you might need to see a doctor because you could have a concussion.

‘Damn, Bloom’s got a swift left hook...’ you groaned as a small ice pack covered your right eye. Already a bruise was starting to form as to how hard Bloom had knocked the sense in you.

As you were dealing with the punch, you were a little happy that you weren’t the only one who got karma. Soarin too had to deal with a black eye as she made sure he kept his dirty thoughts to himself.

Knowing these would take a few days to heal, thankfully, Fancy Pants had a few healing spells on hand in case of emergencies. After healing Soarin’s eye, he started on yours. You learned he got these spells from his mother when she had to patch him up during his boxing training.

Using his magic, Fancy did take a few glances at Bloom who was already eating beside her friends. He was curious about Bloom as she wasn’t the ordinary mares he’s seen, and now he’s more fascinated at how she was like a professional boxer herself to cause this much damage with a single punch.

‘I wonder if I could ask her to demonstrate her boxing style?’ fancy pants wonders on that thought. He does have another thought but that’s only for him.

After healing our eye and some of your nose you thank fancy pants as you can finally eat. Good you were starving.

Looking at everyone and at the spread, you were amazed at the spread. You’ve had some Mexican food before, but mostly it was fast food. This was more traditional and there was so much to choose from.

You grabbed your plate as you added what you wanted to eat. Turning to your friends, they too were impressed at the spread as there were so much and so many options.

Big Mac you watched as he examined something he’s never seen before. It was a large chile that looked to be stuffed with something as it had some sauce coated on top.

“Hey Wolf... What are these?” he asked, more curious as he’s never seen this kind of food back home.

Wolf stopped eating as he wiped his mouth and turned to Big Mac. “Oh, that’s a chile riholias. It’s a stuffed chile filled with cream cheese and topped with hot sauce.”

“Chile rehalos?” Big Mac tried to say the name despite it being an odd name.

“Riholias,” Wolf said slowly as he pronounced it clearly.

Big Mac shrugged as the name was odd, but he was too hungry to care. Taking a big bite, he ate the whole chile. Bad move on his end.

The moment Big Mac started eating the chile, he was already tearing up and panting from how spicy it was. He hastily gulped some water to wash it down, but you couldn’t help but laugh at how low his tolerance on spicy food was. Despite his size, he wasn’t a spicy food type of stallion.

Thankfully not all of the food was spicy, as you did remember how Wolf had mentioned before that they have a unique food pallet. But given how you have some of your foals who were still new to cuisines, you wanted to make sure they all enjoyed their food

“Um... What is this Uncle Wolfie?” Sonic asked as he looked at his plate. Both Emerald and Radiant Gem looked at theirs too as they had the same question. On their plate were what looked to be two wrapped torittals with some sauce on the top with a side of brown rice and beans.

Looking at the plate, Wolf smirked. “That’s an enchilada. They are wrapped tortillas with cheese and enchilada sauce served with more sauce and cheese on top.”

Sonic looked at it still confused. “So it’s like a wrapped taco?”

Wolf nodded. “Yeah, somewhat, but it’s just cheese inside.”

You smiled. “Go ahead you three. It’s good,” you urged your foals to eat as they shouldn’t waste food and it’s a new food they shouldn’t pass on.

Using the fork and knife, you watched your foals take a bite. You did have to laugh a bit as Emerald took his bite and a long cheese trail stuck out from between his fork and his mouth.

Eating your food, you enjoyed the spread as everyone enjoyed their plate. Some had to drink some water at how spicy some of their food was, and you too had to drink some water quickly. But because the food was so delicious, you couldn’t help yourself.

Relishing his own food, Soarin looked to be enjoying the meal as he decided to try the soup. You’ve seen the soups, but you had no clue what kind it was. Judging how Wolf seemed to be enjoying it, it must have been good and spicy.

Taking some gulps, Soarin nodded in approval as he swallowed the soup.

“This is really good. Hey Wolf, what kind of soup is this?” he asked, taking another spoonful.

Wolf turned around to see Soarin. Once he saw what Soarin was eating, his eyes widened.

“OH DISPARA SOARIN NO COMAS ESO!” Wolf stood up, but it was already too late.

Soarin did stop after hearing Wolf stand up. “Hmm? What’s wrong?”

“Ummm... Do you know what that is?” Wolf asked, hoping he could soften the blow somehow.

You stopped as Wolf explained the soup Soarin was eating is called menudo.

“It’s a traditional dish back in our mother’s hometown. We’ve practically been eating it since we were pups.”

Soarin could understand as even he had a traditional dish back home that he loved to eat. “Okay, what’s menudo though?”

What happened next really dropped the ball... Or more specifically a large anvil on Soarin’s head.

“It’s made out of cow stomach broth mixed with chiles and noodles,” Spirit spoke out as he drank the rest of his.

Everyone around Soarin all turned white including you as you never thought about that.

“Cow stomach?!” you exclaimed before holding your mouth.

You all turned to Soarin who... looked normal. More confused than ever as to looking around who were all bleach white around him.

What he did and said next now made you worry about the stallion.

Soarin shrugged and kept eating. “Eh, not the weirdest food I ate.” He took his bowl before slurping the rest and sighing happily. “Can I have more?”

You dropped your fork after hearing that. “Soarin….. Didn’t you hear what it is?” you asked hoping maybe he’s just deaf or stupid right now.

Soarin smirks. “Dude I know…. And…”

“Mister Soarin... Do you eat...?” Fancy asked, more curious now as Soarin showed no signs of discomfort at all.

Soarin laughs. “Oh right i forgot i have these one most of the time.” soarin laughs as he reaches into his mouth.

You all watched as Soarin pulled something out of his mouth before setting on his plate. What you see next surprises you and everyone around.

Soarin pulls out what looks like denture covers as they sit on his place. Once he rmeoves them he smiles showing off a row of incisors and very sharp canines that looked to sharp to be consider pony teeths.

His teeth you only snee a few have but it’s clear as day what they are.

They were griffon teeth.

“On my mother’s side I have a great-great grandfather who was a griffon. So in a way, I’m a hybrid.”

Everyone was amazed and more confused as to why Soarin would need to cover them up.

“Soarin if you are half griffon why the mouth guard then?” you asked.

Soarin sighed. “Because my original teeth are very sensitive. My gums easily bleed when eating or flying at fast velocity so I wear it to keep me from bleeding in my mouth. Most times I forget I have them on.”

You now were more intrigued as you’ve seen a few ponies having some griffon DNA which you’ve seen in either fur and wing curves. When it came to teeth, it could happen but you never looked for those details as often.

After cleaning your plates all of you were stuffed. You did stay to help out and thanked Spirit and the staff for cooking such a wonderful meal. You weren’t surprised to see so many diamond dogs, though it was unique to see coyotes and other types gathered in one place.

Once you all finished cleaning up, Wolf and Bloom showed you to your rooms.

The insides were huge compared to what it looked like on the outside. Granted it wasn’t huge like Canterlot castle or your home, but it was roomy enough to handle a lot of guests. Like the house outside, on the inside you saw the green taking over as most of the walls were covered in vines and various types of plants and cantatas were placed around as most of the marble and stonework looked like you were stepping into Mexicolt culture.

“Are we in Mexicolt? Is the diamond dog a Mexicoltan?” Soarin asked as everyone was sort of in plain view.

You facepalmed as the pegasus just NOW noticed despite the dinner you all had eaten. Wolf took half of you down one of the hallways and Bloom took the other half as you all were shown to your rooms.

Wolf led each of your friends to their rooms as you were surprised at how many there were down one hallway before stopping at what would be your room. Entering the room it was indeed a good room with a nice bed, closet, changing screen and a well-furnished bathroom; you were amazed at how well accommodated the room was.

“Wolf, thanks again,” you set your bag on the bed as you slowly unpacked.

“No prob. Just remember this wing, though. It’s for males only, the other is for females so... You know.”

You didn’t need to be told twice. That’s actually the last thing you wanted to do when visiting your friend’s home. After what happened before dinner, you really didn’t want to mess with Bloom or even her other friends as you were afraid of making them upset or angry.

“Oh believe me, Wolf. I’d rather not tangle with your sister to save my other eye,” you admitted as you rubbed your eye from today’s incident.

Wolf grumbled a bit. “Yeah, about that... Just remember she won’t hesitate to use her magic if she wants to. Try to keep your dick in your pants for now.”

You sighed as you forgot about that actually. When discussing diamond dogs you had forgotten that Wolf’s family could use magic as easily as unicorns. But you’ve only seen Bloom’s powers briefly, so you didn’t know what the others could do and what other spells this family had.

But that shouldn’t deter you, right? You too had magic and you were still learning to do more advanced techniques thanks to your lovers and Antique’s help.

“She’s not the only one who can use magic. Remember I’ve been practicing my spells for months and I’m getting way better than I have before. Maybe enough to handle her?”

‘And yet you couldn’t use them during your toughest battles?’ Wolf raised an eyebrow as he remembers you didn’t usually use them when you needed to.

“Is that right?” a voice echoed from behind Wolf as the diamond dog tensed up at who was behind him.

The figure appeared as you began sweating bullets at who was standing in the doorway. Bloom who was checking up on her brother had heard that comment and wasn’t exactly thrilled on hearing your enthusiasm on facing her in a magic battle.

She smiled as she looked at you.

A few inches from your room, Fancy Pants had finished unpacking his bag as he wondered which comb to take for his mustache. Examining the gold and pearl encrusted comb or the jewel and silver encrusted comb, his thoughts were interrupted as a loud booming echoed just a few feet from his room.

“WHAT WAS THAT!?” He set his stuff down as he left to examine. Looking outside he saw some smoke emanating from your room as he went to check. Some smoke still emanated out as he looked inside. The room was somewhat intact, however, in the middle two figures lay on the ground as a small blast crater circled around both figures. Once the smoke and dust settled, Fancy could see who was on the ground.

“What happened here?” he asks wondering what happened now.

“My big mouth... That’s what happened...” you groaned and coughed a few times.

“Idiota...” Wolf sighed as he was hoping to not be in the crossfire, but against his sister, just about anyone and everyone was doomed when her wrath got out.

Standing up, you and Wolf popped a few joints as you just got a taste of what kind of magic Bloom had. Still you were glad she went easy on you somewhat.

You changed into something casual as Wolf waited for you. Once you were ready you headed out to where everyone was waiting. As you walked through the hallway you passed by a few servants who bowed out of respect. Wolf waved them out and thanked them for their hard work, however one was different. Dressed in what looks like a classic butler outfit you see one diamond dog doberman giving a disapproving look on his face.

He looked to be older, however his height and physique showed that he still had some years left as he stood staring at you with his arms behind his back.

Wolf guided you past him as what he said next stopped you in your tracks.

“Useless freak and pup...” he said under his breath.

You wanted to turn and confront him as you didn’t care what others said about you, but you couldn’t stand it if they insult your friends or family. But before you could do something, Wolf pulled you away and you walked outside before you felt him tap your shoulder.

“Don’t mind him. He’s the head butler of the house. His name is Hiddenite and for as long as I can remember he’s been the head of the household. Some say he’s been here since it was built in the 40s,” Wolf smiled.

“If that’s so, why does he have such a distaste for me and you by the sound of it?” you questioned as that comment may have been a whisper, but it still had some malice in it.

Wolf sighed. “He’s always been distasteful towards everyone not related to the Shard family. He hates anyone regardless if they are diamond dogs or not; if you aren’t a Shard you’re nothing to him,” Wolf stated.

“As for his hatred for me... Well he disliked me way before we took over the home. His disapproval only heightened because our father changed the greenery for mama because it reminds her of her homeland. He’s still annoyed that we refuse to change it back even after his death,” Wolf finished as he looked back at Hiddenite.

“If he does say anything or does anything to you let me or my siblings know, okay? He may be the head butler, but we’re the owners of this place. And we won’t take disrespect at all.”

You understood as you took one more look back at the butler. Knowing your friend would handle it, you let the insult slide as you followed Wolf.

“So wolf where are we going?” you asked wondering what Wolf had in store for you and your friends. What does this place have for fun?

Wolf’s smile grew wider which only made you feel concerned now for your safety. What he said next just confirmed your suspension.

“It’s a secret so relax.” Wolf patted your back to try and boost some confidence or something.

‘That doesn’t help buddy given that it’s you who’s talking...’

Walking further away from the house you saw your friends including Bloom and the little ones all at what looked like a target staging area. You had a few back home for your archers, crossbolt experts and cannon targets, so you were familiar with the type. Behind the targets you saw a large dirt-like mound with a few hay bails. Where you stood you also saw a large row of tables with several large sheets covering something under the tables.

“There you guys are. We were wondering if you’ll show up” bloom asks wondering why you two were taking so long.

‘Because you decided to blast us to almost oblivion is why we were late’ you commented in your head but you rather not throw fuel onto a still burning fire.

Seeing you are here Bloom only sighed. “Well since you colts are going to be here, I’m taking the little ones to the playground area we used to play at.”

“Playground?” CC said as while he isn’t much of a talker, he loved the playground. Especially those jungle gyms.

Bloom smiled. “Yup and don’t worry we’ll make sure we won’t get in the way of your big colt toys either.”

It was ironic. Bloom had smashed your face in and almost fried you to a crisp and yet she was so good with children.

“Night you watch out for your siblings okay. Don’t let them wander off as you have your fun, okay?” you told Night and she nodded.

“I know, Father.”

You waved your hand as Bloom along with a few servants walked the little ones to the special playground spot. Once they were gone, Wolf smiled as he called out for everyone’s attention.

“Gentlecolts of all ages. Today I have a special game we get to try out.” Wolf walked around the tables as you all wondered what’s under them. Clearly something was underneath, but you couldn’t make out what it was.

Wolf’s smile grew even wider and he almost looked evil. “To play this game, however, we’ll have to use these...” Grabbing the sheets, Wolf pulled them off to reveal what’s underneath.

You and your friends all stood back as far as you could because of what you were seeing.

In your life you’ve never seen this in person. You’ve seen it in the modern movies from your world as well as in some armories, but those were usually just swords and other melee weapons and bows.

Eyeing the table, modern firearms of all different shapes and sizes with mountains of ammo and a few what looked like grenades were laying on the table.

‘WHAT THE HELL WOLF?!’ your jaw dropped as you’ve never seen so many weapons on one table. All of them are organized as Wolf took the time to name and write what ammo type each gun used. So many calibers and so many types of ammo, you couldn’t believe there were so many.

Once everyone had stopped freaking out, Wolf grabbed one of the weapons from the table. You recognized it to be a sniper rifle as it had the bolt thing in the back or whatever it was called. Wolf grabbed the slider and pulling it, he checked the rifle before putting the slider back.

“So you think swords and axes are what humans call it... ‘Man’s toys’, well then you all get the chance to try out my toys.” He set the rifle back as everyone walked up for a closer look.

“Wolf, what in Celestia’s good name are these?” Fancy Pants asked examining the weapons.

“These are very special toys that I have been working with for quite some time,” Wolf replied, his eyes scanning the guns with pride.

“Wait, I’ve seen these weapons before. Don’t you use them with your second job?” Spike asked as he recognized some of them after the whole Tirek battle.

“Second job? I thought he was just a rockstar?” Soarin asked, wondering more of what this dog does for a living.

Wolf laughed at his confusion. “Yeah, that’s my hobby actually... I’m more than just a dog that can sing.”

Looking at the large arsenal, you never thought Wolf would have so many weapons which made you wonder if all of them actually belonged to him.

“Wolf, are all these really yours?” you asked as there were alot of weapons on these tables. You were just glad that your foals weren’t here to see this.

He nodded. “Yup but this is only about 5 percent of my collection. The rest are my personal favorites.”

‘ONLY 5 PERCENT OF YOUR COLLECTION?!’ your wide eyes almost popped out of their sockets as you saw that the table had possibly 100 firearms and it’s not his full arsenal.

“So to be honest, Luna had asked me since it’s been a while since I gave you lessons to refresh you in my way of firearms as I’ve been showing her how to use guns in the dream realm. She and I both know you haven’t touched your gun in years, and she thinks it’s time for that to change, given how it’s best to know then not know in dire situations.”

That’s where you learned that lately in the dream world, Wolf has been teaching Luna how to use firearms as she feared facing an enemy with the same weapons as Wolf’s. So to be prepared, Luna and Wolf have been practicing in secret, but she knew it wouldn’t be right if she was the only one to be trained. Given how you Wolf stopped training you in firearms years ago, she wanted to make sure you still had a good understanding of how to use one.

You were annoyed that Wolf kept this a secret, but you could understand why he did so. And, of course, you too had to blame yourself for not taking more time to know how to use the firearm Wolf gave you. If you still knew how to use it, maybe you wouldn’t have felt so helpless during Tirek’s invasion.

“However, I wasn’t expecting you to have all your friends to join us so I figured I might as well show them how to use them as well. Best not to deny on learning something new,” Wolf stated as everyone now looked excited on tyring the weapons out.

“DIBS ON THE BIG ONE!” Soarin and the rest charged out, ready to grab a gun like children rushing to get candy.

Wolf had to stop everyone from grabbing a gun though. “Whoa, whoa! Easy there! First off, you all should know these weapons CAN and WILL kill you if you don’t handle them properly. I know I said they are toys to me, but they can harm you just as to where you point it at.”

He began on like a blade or an already pulled back bow, guns needed to handle with care. These may seem like crossbows, but instead of arrows, they shoot out what is called a bullet. Wolf stated that each gun shot a type of casing and each casing was calibrated for a specific gun which is why Wolf wrote each gun’s caliber beside the name of what they fire.

Pulling out a small bullet, Wolf explained that it had the power to take down a full grown minotaur when fired. Of course your friends were skeptical of that claim,

“Wait, how is that possible? I mean, even arrows have trouble penetrating certain armor, so how can that little thing penetrate a bull’s skull?” Fuse asked, more confused than ever.

“At first glance, it won’t while it’s out.” Wolf pulled out one of the pistols and pulled the slider on top. “But here it’s different. You see when a gun wishes to fire, it has a sort of primer pin that slams the back of this casing. When struck it ignites the gunpowder inside of which it projectiles the bullet part and out the weapon itself.”

Wolf was ready to demonstrate by adding the bullet to the gun. Once it was loaded, he aimed at the target from afar. He pulled the trigger and the sound of the gun hurt yours and everyone else’s ears as you covered them at how loud it was despite it only being a pistol.

From afar, you saw that the bullet hit one of the targets point blank in the head.

Holding the smoking gun, Wolf blew the smoke as everyone stared in awe at such a feat. “The bullet travels at such lightning speed that it can penetrate through most surfaces depending how far your target is.” He set the pistol down.

“Each gun here in my arsenal can do more than just take targets down. Some can penetrate through and through, some can split apart upon impact and destroy vital organs, some here even have the power...” Wolf pulled one of the larger bullets, but something was off as the tip looked like it was made of crystals. “...to take down a full grown dragon.”

Hearing that, poor Spike looked ready to piss himself as Wolf ses the bullet down. “So in layman’s terms, all of my weapons need to take precautions before and after you use them. Don’t worry, I won’t get antsy with you using them and feel free to ask questions.”

Wolf does begin on his brief explanation of each type of gun on the table. The caliber, make, and model. Hearing his lessons you were once again amazed at how there were so many. It was also the reason why you disliked them as regardless of the size, they all can take numerous lives. You’ve seen the damage a bullet can do back home and you were worried about Equestria gaining access to such dangerous weapons.

You could now understand why the agency was so advanced, as while dangerous, they were its means of protection and for Wolf, you were glad he had more training and safety measures than a mere rookie.

He did give everyone some ear plugs as some of his weapons were far louder than most, so hearing protection was necessary. Once everyone’s ear plugs were secure, he began on the first weapons and most common for both security and civilians to own.

Pistols.

Holding out one of the pistols you watched and listened as Wolf explained each pistol is the side and main weapon that many folks would adopt in defense. Each pistol had a similar and different preference of ammo which some could fire the same and different ammo depending on the barrel size. He showed a few different pistols as he pointed out the most common ones to some who could fire bigger calibers and even a few revolvers.

Seeing all the pistols, Wolf encouraged everyone to try out a pistol first to get the hang on the recoil before grabbing one of the bigger ones. You figured much as given a pistol was more calm, hopefully all of you could handle it before trying out a rifle or even a shotgun.

Everyone around understood as they took a gun leaving you with one more in front of you. You would be lying if you said you weren’t shy about grabbing a gun. This wouldn’t be the first time, but it was still nerve wrecking. Your friends too were a bit skeptical as this would be their first time firing a weapon that’s not a crossbow.

“Hey, relax everyone. I’ll help you guys with whatever you need, but before we can actually fire these guns, there’s one rule you all must learn.”

Everyone looked at Wolf as they waited to hear what rule he was talking about.

Wolf laughed. “You guys really need to chill. Stiffing up like that will cause harm to you if you try to fire in such a state. Loosen up your nerves a bit, think of this like skydiving or bungee jumping off a bridge.”

Wolf patted everyone’s shoulders as he reassured them that everything would be okay. That actually helped, as you managed to loosen up and aim your weapon. Next, Wolf offered some different stances for newcomers. Wolf showed you a military stance as you felt this was the right one for you. You do keep your arms straight, but not too much as you could harm your joints if you locked them into place. Wolf helped you aim at your target as he did with the others.

“All right, when you are ready in the middle hole where your finger is locked in, all you gotta do is squeeze the trigger.” Wolf took a step back as he made sure everyone’s finger was on the trigger.

You felt your heart pumping as you kept your left finger on the trigger. Slowly, you squeezed the trigger and...

BANG!

The gun went off. The recoil wasn’t hard, but you felt it in your hand and forearms.

“WHOA!” Soarin screamed out, amazed at how much force he felt from the single shot.

“CELESTIA’S BOTTOM!” Spike exclaimed, startled at how loud his gun was.

“Such force...” Fuse pulled his back and examined it sideways. A remarkable amount of force from such a small object.

“GREAT APPLES ABOVE!” Big Mac had to take a step back as despite his arms being so muscular, he felt that force hit him. He’s never felt such a rush in his entire life.

“Saintes fumées. That’s a new rush.” Fancy had to fix his monocle as the soundwave left it crooked.

You panted as this feeling was both a rush and exciting feeling. You examined your pistol as the smoke emanated from the barrel.

Wolf laughs. “What a thrill, huh?” he asked as everyone agreed, including you. This feeling was the kind of adrenaline you only get when you are parkouring, but to feel it from firing a gun now you understand why some firearm fanatics like them. It was so exhilarating.

You checked out your gun again as Wolf grabbed one the few pistols on the table. He looked at it as he aimed it towards the targets. “Well, don’t stop. Try to hit your target!” he called out before he opened fire.

You watched Wolf hit the targets with ease; now you wanted to see if you too could hit something with this weapon. Almost like a signal, everyone resumed firing at the targets as the sound of gunfire echoed all over.

You could smell the gunpowder lingering in the air as some of the casings you felt land at your feet. Thank god you were wearing pants and shoes as you heard bullet casings could be quite hot when hitting exposed skin.

You all kept firing before you guessed what would happen next. Once you shot your last bullet, the slider on the top held back exposing the small barrel at the end. It stayed there as you figured you were done. You didn’t know much about guns, but you played a few games where you had to use guns and when the slider was pulled back that meant the gun was empty.

The others, however, didn’t know as they tried to fire more but nothing came out.

“Hey, what gives?” Soarin asked as he was more into the gun as he wondered what happened.

“What? You didn’t think your ammo was infinite, did you?” Wolf answered the question with a question. “No matter what kind of gun it is, you’ll eventually have to reload.”

Wolf walked over as he figured he should show the group what he meant. Removing the clip, he showed that each weapon had what was called a magazine or a clip, either one worked, and each one could hold a certain amount of ammo. Some could be modified to hold more bullets and some can be altered with a bit of ingenuity to make the hold different ammo as well. Though for now Wolf would show everyone how to load some ammo.

You now understood how tedious reloading could be. More specifically how much time it took to load a bullet into a new clip. You were struggling as Wolf showed you all how simple it was for him. However, when loading the bullets, it could become quite difficult to add more.

You watched to see how your friends were doing; half of them looked like it was a life or death situation, while the other half looked ready to not toss the clip over.

You mustered the strength and patience to finish up and were ready to start with another weapon. Wolf obliged you to try out whatever gun suited your taste on the table.

There were so many of them to choose from, and you were like a kid in a candy store as you didn’t know which one you wanted to try. One finally caught your eye. A large classic revolver you’ve seen in old western movies had your attention because of its sleek silver coat with a surprisingly pearl grip. If AJ were here, this would be her choice of gun no doubt.

Grabbing the revolver you examined it closely. The tag where it was sitting said .44 super blackhawk.

Wolf saw you grab the revolver and smiled. “Ah, a classic. That was given to me by burnt oak during one of our missions. Fair warning, though. It’s got quite a kick.”

You waved your hand. “I’m sure I can handle it.” you stated. Those would prove to be a very poor choice of words after what happened next.

Wolf hadn’t stopped smirking as he showed you how to load and remove the safety.

Once you were ready to shoot, you held the revolver to your target. The moment you pulled the trigger... Let’s just say the gun wasn’t the only thing that went flying.

Like a cartoon character shooting a powerful gun too, you went flying back literally falling onto your ass as you tumbled off the small area and onto the ground. Your friends all watched as you fell down like you were hit by a carriage or something.

Wolf laughed as he already knew what would happen. “Told you, idiota. It’s got a kick for a reason.”

‘Shit, he wasn’t kidding!’ you stayed on the ground just contemplating how much force this gun had. Holy moly, you wondered how Wolf could fire this thing without falling on his ass.

Your friends were a bit worried now as to how powerful the other guns were. Given that despite their sizes, seeing you fall off after one shot, they wondered what other guns could do that.

Big Mac out of the group was more intrigued on the number of guns, as one made his eyes flash. This one looked odd with two barrels with a trigger and small handle.

‘Hmm... Odd,’ Big Mac picked it up as he looked down at the name.

‘Dragon gun’

“Dragon gun?” he asked, feeling how much it weighed. It was small to handle with one hand, but it’s not a pistol like the rest.

Wolf turned to Big Mac as he did grow a bit nervous as to what the red stallion was holding.

“Whoa big colt. Maybe you should try something a little less... powerful.” He held his hands out as he forgot that he had added that gun to the arsenal.

“What’s wrong? Why is it called a dragon gun?” he asked, more curious given its size.

Wolf sighed knowing that question was inevitable. He began how the gun Big Mac was holding was called a saw off shotgun, which shoots out buck shots. As for the reason it’s called the dragon gun, it was what the name implied. It could take down a dragon, but only at close range. The drawback was that it’s incredibly powerful, but the recoil like the .44 you fired would really send you flying.

Looking at the gun again, Big Mac felt almost more optimistic about giving it a chance. A weapon that could kill dragons, some of the most powerful and feared beings in Equestria... In a way, he couldn’t miss out on this opportunity.

He wanted to give it a test drive and given his size, compared to you, Wolf and the others, with his size and strength he figured he could handle it no problem.

Wolf again warned him that the kickback was far more powerful than the revolver as the farmer loaded the shells into the gun. Wolf made sure to use the lighter buckshots as if he used the originals on a newbie then he’ll do more just fly back and he’s not going to have to explain to Applejack why her brother is in the hospital.

Removing the safety, Wolf does ask Big Mac if he’s sure about this. Seeing how determined Big Mac’s eyes were, Wolf relented and gave him the gun back.

Once Big Mac was ready, he held the gun out with both hands. He figured that if he did so he would be safe. Sadly that wasn’t accurate.

After he squeezed the trigger, he learned the hard way that he should have heeded Wolf’s warning.

You, who finally got up from your spot, were just in time to see a red blur shoot out from your vision. You didn’t even notice the backboard behind you guys followed by some green shrugs to give the area some decor that did not have a large pony shape hole in the wall.

You looked through the hole as Big Mac twitched in pain. Everyone joined in as Wolf stood in the middle. Big Mac took some deep breaths as he coughed a bit from the wind taken out of him.

“Told you it’s got quite a kickback. It’s why it’s called a dragon gun. Supposed to take out dragons for a reason,” Wolf stated.

“Big Mac, are you alright buddy?” you asked, hoping this didn’t break something as you didn’t want to explain to AJ how you nearly killed her brother... again

Big Mac slowly lifted his arm up as he raised a thumbs up.

40 minutes passed as you were now getting somewhat used to the recoil and kickbacks of the guns. Those debacles you didn’t want to repeat. Thankfully, Wolf helped you get used to the firearms as he picked some that were suitable for you. Some rifles you were amazed at how far the bullets could travel, the devastating power a shotgun had on close to medium range, some incredible recoil on a few assault rifles. Wolf even let you test out a few grenades he personally owned.

Wolf’s arsenal was truly something as your friends were enjoying themselves with the firearms. But while it’s all fun so far, you were still worried at the devastation a bullet could do to a victim. Regardless of who’s firing, you knew that these weapons would attract attention from both sides in order to pursue their own goals or conquests.

Maybe that’s the reason why the agency held their more advanced technology with them. The world wasn’t ready for such advancements yet, and while it may provide much good... there were others who would use it for their nefarious needs.

“Hey Wolf, why don’t we give this one a shot?” Soarin called for the diamond dog’s attention as he set his sights on one of the bigger ‘toys’.

You all looked over to see what Soarin was all excited about. What he was holding on his shoulder just confirmed your theory. Wolf didn’t just bring his own firearms, he also had a few explosives including what looked like a rocket launcher all ready to fire.

Wolf’s eyes went wide.

“NO! NO! ABSOLUTELY NOT! DIOS MIO! WHY DID I EVEN BRING THAT!?” Wolf shouts out as that’s one weapon he forgot he added to the arsenal. There were so many that he didn’t realize what he added to the table before it was too late.

Wolf tried to take it away from Soarin, but being the stubborn ass, Soarin kept it out of Wolf’s reach. Like two toddlers fight over a toy, you watched Wolf try to keep Soarin from messing with the switches on the rocket launcher.

As you watched the two go at it you did feel someone was watching behind you. You noticed them as you saw their shadow from behind. Looking back, you saw a face you were hoping you weren’t going to meet for the rest of the vacation.

Hiddenite, who stood behind you just a few feet, bore the same scowl on his face.

“What do you want?” you snarled and your tone was enough to get Wolf and Soarin to stop bickering.

Hearing your displeased tone, Wolf was the first to stop as he turned around. He let out a short growl as to who was standing in front of you.

‘Oh dios mio, NOT NOW!’ Wolf yanked the rocket launcher and set it down. Everyone turned to you as they wondered who this old diamond dog was. Given his uniform, he must be the head butler, but Wolf didn’t mention a butler in the household.

After setting the weapon down Wolf walked up beside you. “Yes Hiddenite, can I help you?” he asked in possibly the calmest tone he could muster. Judging from his scowl, Wolf didn’t want to deal with such an asshole right now.

Hiddenite gave you and Wolf a hard stare before glancing over at your friends, who looked worried as you and Wolf stood in front. Seeing such a crowd of eyes, Hiddenite sighed; this wasn’t the best place.

“May I speak with both of you at the moment?”

‘I don’t like this...’ you could hear your werewolf side growl from inside as you could both agree that this was a bad idea.

You didn’t need to look at Wolf as he too could sense something in his gut telling him that this would be bad. But as to not alarm his friends, you both agreed to see what Hiddenite needed.

“Guys, we need to go and have a chat with our butler here. Do enjoy yourselves till then.” He did turn towards Soarin as somehow he tried to hide the large rocket launcher behind his back.

“SOARIN PUT THAT BACK!” he bellowed and Soarin did as he was told. Once he was done, you and Wolf headed to a more private area to talk.

Traveling a bit further away from the greenery and the target area, you found a sort of secluded area that looked to be some sort of camping ground area. You saw a few log seats as well as an area to light a fire. Seeing how you all had the place to yourselves, Hiddenite cleared his throat.

“Sorry to interrupt your monkey primate business,” he stated, not even trying to hold back in insulting you already.

“Watch it Hiddenite. Just tell me what you want you old mutt,” Wolf crossed his arms as he wasn’t in the mood to deal with him right now. This trip was supposed to be fun, after all.

You stayed silent as you weren’t sure why you’re here actually.

Hiddenite does scowl after being called the m-word, but he ignored his feelings for now as he had a duty right now to uphold.

He coughed a bit before he proceeded. “It’s come to me as a question as to when you will be bringing the new heir to our lovely-”

“F@#K OFF PENDJO! THAT’S THE LAST THING I’LL DO ESPECIALLY IN FRONT OF YOU!”

You were a bit surprised, but you did wonder why not bring Solarium here. What Wolf said next filled in the blanks as to why he refused.

Hiddenite actually wasn’t just the household’s main butler. He’s Adalland Shard’s personal butler. The same bastard who tried to harm you and also tried to demand the foal’s life after his birth from Celestia. How this bastard had the audacity to demand something like that still mind boggled you. However, Wolf reminded you that the bastard wouldn’t give up until he gets what he wants.

“You can tell that old prick the same I’m telling you. I’M NOT HANDING OVER MY PUP!” Wolf held a finger out as he wouldn’t ever let that happen.

“Wait, is that why we are here? He is trying to negotiate on something for your pup?” you asked as you put the pieces together as it all makes sense now, but you’d like to confirm your suspicion

“Exactly. This old bastard is too damned loyal to care about family.”

“HOW DARE YOU MANGY WORTHLESS MUTT!” Hiddenite, not caring his true feelings were showing, shouted out in disgust and anger.

“I’M DOING MY JOB IN TRYING TO GET THROUGH YOUR THICK SKULL! THE LIFE OF A SHARD IS WITH A SHARD ONLY FAMILY! THAT PUP IS RIGHTFULLY BELONGS TO ADALLAND AND HE HAS EVERY RIGHT TO DO AS HE SEES PLEASE!”

You were just beyond flabbergasted. Those sentences you couldn’t believe anyone would say towards the owners of the household. And like with Adalland, you couldn’t understand how that type of thinking still occurred to this day.

Wolf didn’t let that phase him. All his life he’s been called a worthless mutt, but that didn’t stop him. “I don’t give a flying ass shit what you or Adalland think of me, but my answers still remain clear. The answer is no, so take this message and shove it so far up your pompous ass that you’ll feel it in your throat before I shove my whole boot up there!”

You smiled as Wolf held his ground. Regardless if he’s still part of the family or not, he wouldn’t back down and he wouldn’t let his own son be controlled.

Hiddenite could only growl and mutter under his breath. He knew Wolf and his siblings since they were just pups and was aware of how rebellious they were. How much effort and work his master put into making them into the best soldiers this world has seen all of it gone after Wolf ran off only great dog gods knows where. The eldest was worthless as she wanted no part in the Shard family after a supposed accident. The youngest maybe, but given how close he was to his siblings Adalland was losing him. Now that Wolf was back, he thought he would regain control only to find out otherwise as he chose the career he did. As far as Adalland was concerned, singing was so pointless no creature would last in the profession.

Now everything his master had planned fell to this new heir born of both a Shard diamond dog and an alicorn. The perfect weapon to mold and remake at his disposal. And yet Wolf refused to hand him over.

While Wolf was still stubborn, Hiddenite did have one more trump card up his sleeve.

“Well then... As head of this household it pains me to say this (not really), but I order you and those so-called friends and the little brats to vacate the premises immediately,” Hiddenite smirked.

“You lost your mind already, Hiddenite?” Wolf looked at the old butler and raised an eyebrow.

Hiddenite cleared his throat. “As you should remember, this place belongs to Adalland himself. Everything and everyone that works the land belongs to Master Adalland Shard. The true owner of this place and all the land.”

Wolf only crossed his arms as he couldn’t believe Hiddenite would pull such a dirty trick. Then again, Wolf did suspect he would pull something off at the last minute.

“Really now. And if I refuse?” Wolf asked, wondering what the old mutt would do next.

Hiddenite still held his smirk as he stared at you and Wolf. “Oh well... Then I’ll have security take you all out by force.” He did turn to you though, as what he said next really got under your skin.

“You really don’t want anything bad to happen to your friends and the brats, now do you? I know some royals who would pay handsomely for one of your foals. Not sure what they will do to them but... Maybe you should think more carefully on your next words.”

‘SON OF A MOTHERF#$KEN WHORE!’ your werewolf, who listened, felt ready to explode and tear this bastard to pieces. You were tempted to let him out.

You felt your body start to change a bit... but you stopped. Wolf held his hand up to you as he walked up to the vile butler.

Hiddenite does smile as seeing you get angry about what he’ll do to your foals really got to you. But that all changed so quickly as he saw Wolf’s face. His once calm demeanor had changed into pure terror as Wolf gave the most terrifying expression he’s ever seen. He’s only seen true Shards give such a look, as even dragons quiver from the sight.

Despite having only one eye, Wolf caused the elderly diamond dog to shake in fear. You never did see what others saw when Wolf got angry, and seeing Hiddenite look like he was about to soil himself, you were afraid of seeing Wolf’s face too.

Wolf slowly approached Hiddenite, who in his terror only trembled as he took a few shaky steps back.

They kept at it till Hiddenite was back to one of the trees behind. No words could he mutter as Wolf walked over to him with such a menacing aura around him. Hiddenite could only pant in fear, his heart racing as tears slid down his face.

After a few seconds of silence, Wolf spoke up.

“So... We’re up to harming family ones now, huh... Well then... I wonder how much it would hurt...” Wolf slammed his real fist beside Hiddenite’s face. The force caused some of the wood to splint. Hiddenite only closed his eyes at the slam, never did he think Wolf who his master gave up on would be this strong. What happened to him, he wondered.

“If I started killing off your family, Hiddenite?” Wolf loomed over as the old butler couldn’t speak. “I wonder how long it would take if I started with your youngest. How much blood an 8-year-old would bleed if I slit her throat. Or maybe how fast your old family home would burn along with your wife if something accidentally caught on fire?”

You grew a bit more worried. Wolf wouldn’t go that far, right? He was just saying that to scare him, right?

You continued to worry about Wolf as he listed what he’d do to Hiddenite’s family. Seeing the diamond dog quiver in fear, Wolf lets him sniffle a bit before pulling back.

“You should know this. This home... This place you’ve been working for years no longer belongs to Adalland. He lost all the rights before my father was born. Something about a dispute with grandfather so Adalland only told you lies about ownership. It actually belongs to our mother as a gift from our father. That’s why the house is the way it looks, to give sort of a home away from home vibe for my mother,” Wolf finished.

There you also learned the reason for why Wolf’s mother owned this household was because Adalland was planning to turn it into a special training facility far away so he could try to make special super soldiers from the public eye. But Adalland had angered his father when he found out he tried to forge the documents to ownership. It’s why his father gave full custody to Wolf’s mother so he couldn’t pull any more shit behind his back.

Turning around, Hiddenite felt like he was kicked in the stomach repeatedly and tossed aside. He didn’t speak a word as he held his head down in shame.

“You are fired, Hiddenite... Effective immediately. Have your stuff and your room vacated before the first strike of dawn. I’ll have a carriage prepared for your departure. Thank you for all your hard work for the shard family. Enjoy your new life,” Wolf finished as he left with you beside him.

Hiddenite couldn’t speak up as he only bit his lip as you and Wolf left.

You did turn to look look at Hiddenite one last time

As you walked you stayed silent as this was the first you’ve seen this side of Wolf. You know it’s not him, but to hear him threaten to murder family members... That’s way too dark even for you. To go after innocent relatives was just plain sadistic.

Wolf stopped as you did the same. He turned to you so you could see guilt on his face.

“I wish to apologize for you having to hear that, but I couldn’t help myself after what he was planning to do with your lil’ ones so...” Wolf sighed as his words not only scared Hiddenite and you, but also himself. Never had he gone that far with intimidation, however, there’s a limit and Wolf knew he crossed the line. Threatening to end the life of a pup in such a gruesome matter, even he believed he went too far.

You understood that Wolf never meant to go that far. Hell, you were probably going to jab your blade through Hiddenite’s neck and leave him there if Wolf hadn’t stepped in. For what Hiddenite was about to do, you were glad Wolf managed to stop it. Given though it had to take a little word twisting to get him to stop, at least you didn’t have to kill him.

For Wolf, you knew he wasn’t a bad dog. However that didn’t mean he’s weak as supposed those deem him to be. From what Hiddenite said, he really must have underestimated Wolf, how long you couldn’t say, but you were glad everything was settled.

“I know Wolf... Although it was surprising to hear that coming from you, I’m glad you stopped him from making me kill him,” you chuckled as Wolf shared the laugh.

“Yeah... Still... If he even thinks of trying something stupid you let me know, okay?” Wolf stated as knowing Hiddenite, he’ll try something. He wasn’t sure when, but he would. The butler was vastly loyal towards his granduncle and he wouldn’t just stop there.

You made your promise as you both decided it was time to head back.

“Now I do hope those idiots didn’t touch anyt-”

*BOOM*

Back at the villa the little ones were still enjoying the impressive playground before hearing a large boom echo far from the house.

“¿Qué diablos fue eso?” Spirit looked around as he wondered what the heck that was.

Bloom sighed. “Hopefully the last shred of our idiot brother’s ear drums.”

Back to you and Wolf, you looked up as you saw large black smoke coming from the archery area.

“¡Ese loco hijo de puta!” Wolf shouted as he grabbed your arm. You raced towards the archery area, hopefully in time, and prayed that everyone was in one piece.

Making it back you saw what you had feared. Thankfully everyone was still alive and most of Wolf’s weapons were still intact, but sadly you could still see and speculate what happened.

Most of your friends were alright aside from a few burnt clothes and some burn marks on their bodies, each one still standing or sitting as they all rubbed their ears. You figured their ear drums were badly damaged as just a few feet from the spot right in the middle, a large crater smoked as some dust still hadn’t settled yet.

Of all the rest, Soarin looked to have had it the worst as he was rubbing his left ear trying to regain some hearing. Most of his clothes were in tatters as some of his mane and tail were scorched with a small flame still on top of a single strand of burnt hair. You put it out as you saw the cause of this destruction. Still in Soarin’s hands was what looked like a fired rocket launcher.

Soarin looked up as he saw everyone. Some with disapproving looks, one who was ready to kill and others who were still trying to regain their hearing. Still dazed and deaf, he only smiled like an idiot at his predicament,

“I might have messed up!” he screamed out as he wasn’t sure if they could hear him.

Oh, you could hear him and right now, you weren’t so sure to hold back or let Wolf murder the brain dead bird bastard.

Soarin stared up at the diamond dog as he only kept on a smile. Oh what a poor choice of words he said, as almost instantly, Wolf lunged at him.

You and the others all watched and tried to look away as Wolf now began to see if he could at least feel the pain he’s going to put him through.

You all cringed as Wolf didn’t hold back in his punches and stomps. Still, while Wolf was beating the crap out of Soarin, you wondered how the hell the latter figured out how to shoot the rocket launcher. You figured it must take more than just pointing and clicking the trigger to fire such a weapon.

Big Mac stopped rubbing his ear as the ringing finally stopped. You got his attention by touching his shoulder as the big red apple turned to you. You then asked him if he could hear you before asking another question.

“Big Mac, how did Soarin get the rocket launcher working?” you asked.

Big Mac was usually a pony of words as he’s very vocalless. However, while he didn’t talk much he did show for instead. Patting his pocket, he pulled out how Soarin did it.

In his hand was a medium size book with the picture of the rocket launcher on it.

“A manual book for a rocket launcher?” you were surprised to see one here as Big Mac stated it was in one of the boxes where it looked like it came from. He promptly pointed out the large box under one of the tables.

You sighed as it made sense now before turning back to Soarin who was now begging for someone to stop Wolf from murdering him.

Sadly right now, you best wait for Wolf to simmer down for a bit.

-few hours later

After possibly the longest beatdown you’ve ever seen in years, you all decided to call it a night. While Wolf was busy you and your friends helped put his weapons away. It did take some time to put each gun in its respective case. Wolf did tell you which gun went where during his little rumble with Soarin and you finished up and put them away under the stage. Wolf would come back for them later and you could continue tomorrow if it was alright, minus Soarin of course.

Taking a seat in the living room, you had just brought in a bag of ice for Soarin. You scrunched up as you had to spend almost an hour patching up his wounds as diamond dog teeth and claws are very sharp for a good reason. After patching him up you set the bag on his bad eye. Hopefully you remembered to pack some healing dust before you left as right now Soarin just needed to rest.

He grumbled as knowing him, he’ll be sulking how you all let the diamond dog almost fillet him.

“I thought you guys had my back,” Soarin growled as to why they didn’t jump in to stop Wolf.

“Keep in mind this is your fault, Soarin. Don’t blame us for your misfortune,” Fancy Pants sat at one of the tables as he enjoyed a cup of tea given by one of the servants.

“He’s right. You shouldn’t have fired that weapon. Besides, I still have that ringing in my ear,” Sonic rubbed his ear as that ringing, though faint by now, he could still hear it.

You sighed as you agreed with everyone. Though some egos were bruised, at least no one was killed from this misfortune.

Wolf, who was absent for most of the incident, did return, a lit cigarette in his mouth as he took a deep drag and expelled it out of his nose. He was clearly still annoyed, as now he had to check his weapons and double lock his more dangerous weapons so that wouldn’t happen again.

“Everyone alive in here?” Wolf asked as he turned to Soarin, who, despite all bundled in bandages, was trying to give Wolf the middle finger.

Wolf did smirk a bit as Soarin should be grateful he didn’t break his neck as Wolf knew a few ways to completely paralyze the birdbrain. But he held back just a bit so as not to do so.

“Well the maids are going to bring something to eat for everyone, so relax and enjoy yourselves,” Wolf smiles as right now it’s best to rest up and relax. All that shooting really gave everyone a dose of adrenaline, and after that explosion you all needed a breather.

You agreed as you took the time to be around your foals, who were either reading or enjoying the color pencils and paper the maids had brought for them. As you watched over your little ones, you did take notice that you had some eyes on you from one of the hallways.

Periwinkle and Akkiko, who had been helping Bloom out, couldn’t help but stare at you. They had heard stories about you from Bloom you, however, they never thought her brother was best friends with someone of that royal status.

While looking more unique the most creatures they didn’t mind as you did look handsome. Plus you were still young and rumors about your sort of adventures and, of course, intimate lifestyle were spread across their friend groups.

Looking behind the corner, Periwinkle blushed a bit and covered her face with her ears as she couldn’t hold back at how handsome you were.

“Wow, huh Peri? He’s more handsome than what the magazines show off,” Akkiko smirked as she never thought she would meet the king of all ponies.

Periwinkle does turn to her friend as she was finding it hard to believe something. “Um... So it’s true... Is he really...?”

Akkiko laughed. “What? About him being a sex deviant who beds many mares, including ones who are older than him... Yeah, it’s true.”

Hearing that caused poor Periwinkle to blush so red. For as long as they’ve known each other, Periwinkle would always blush as anything lewd or sexy she couldn’t handle would make her as red as a tomato every time. Akkiko found it both cute and funny to see her friend act so giddy at such thoughts.

Still feeling embarrassed, Akkiko heard her name being called by Bloom and she left Periwinkle to herself. Hopefully she would regain her sense to stop gazing at you.

Leaving Periwinkle to her thoughts, she does stop as somehow she couldn’t help but stare. During her life she never showed much interest when it came to males as she was far too shy. Bloom and Akkiko would always joke about her timidity as she easily blushes at even a few not so naughty jokes.

However despite how shy she could be, Periwinkle was indeed feeling jealous that the princesses were such lucky ponies. You weren’t fierce or scary looking, you were honest and kind and loving. You weren’t too heavy and you weren’t too soft either.

You seemed so perfect that it was no wonder why so many mares wanted to sleep around or claim you as their own. Heck, if she had the courage she would do so too. The idea of a king sweeping her off her feet like a princess under a moonlit night, lips just inches away, sent goosebumps as she hoped one day could be a reality.

‘Oh my king... Please kiss me on this special moonlit night...’ She placed her hands on her face as a light blush spread across her features. She smiled as the very thought of those lips touching hers, sending waves of affection and passionate love through her. How she only wished she co-

“Uh Miss Winkle?” a male voice echoed beside her caused her to tense up in shock. “Are you okay?”

She turned slowly as you stood in front of her. You were about to grab a drink when you spotted Periwinkle just swaying from side to side. You wanted to make sure she was alright as you called out her name.

You both stare for a few seconds as you don’t know what to say. Although Periwinkle did break the silence as she let out a loud scream. You were startled as she screamed out, however, what happened next really was sudden notice.

Without warning, you could only watch as Periwinkle pulled back before reaching towards for a punch. Normally you shouldn’t worry as she didn’t seem too strong and you could take a punch and let her explain why she punched you... Sadly, that’s not the case.

As she connected your face with her fist, she didn’t hold back as she put much force into the punch. You didn’t know she had that kind of strength as you felt your body flying several feet away from where you stood. Tumbling through to where you friends were sitting they didn’t notice till you flew past them before slamming face first into the wall.

Slamming hard you held the position on the wall, your whole body cracked the wall as it outlines where you smacked.

Your friends and foals were shocked as they wondered who did that. However, Periwinkle had already run away before they could see who sent you flying.

“YO! ARE YOU ALRIGHT!?” Thunderlane shouted out in shock as you were still stuck to the wall.

You slowly peeled yourself off the wall as you landed on your back, bits of concrete were somewhat embedded on your clothes, but they didn’t penetrate the skin... What happens next though would seal your fate.

Wolf checked to see if you were alright as he wondered if you did something to excerpt the wrath of his sister. She’s the only one he knew around here who could send a poor soul into a wall like that.

Before you could answer you heard two more sets of footsteps quickly approaching. You wondered if it was a couple of maids coming to help you... Oh ho. Definitely not the case.

“¡QUÉ LE HICISTE AL BÍGARO!” Bloom screamed out as she charged towards you.

“変態死ね! *DIE PERVERT)!” Akkiko screamed out. In her hands she held what looks like a handle of some kind as she followed Bloom.

All you can do is pray as you were flattened possibly to oblivion as both mares didn’t hold back.

Your friends only watched in horror as Akkiko and Bloom sent you into a large crater they created as Akkiko slammed a huge mallet on top of you.

Your little ones all watched in awe as to why you were crushed. Once the dust settled and your friends checked to make sure you were alive. Bloom and Akkiko walked over and knelt down at eye level for them.

“See little ones if a meanie or someone you don’t know tries to touch you, always remember to protect yourselves.”

Night looked at them confused. “Did Father do something wrong?” she asked.

Bloom nodded. “Yes and since he did something bad, he had to be punished. Don’t worry he’s still alive, but I hope he learned his lesson.” Bloom turned her head as you twitched in pain from how hard they hammered you into the floor.

Seeing as they understood, Bloom took the foals to grab something to eat as they left you and the others to pick your sorry butt off the ground. As they tried to make sure you were still breathing, Soarin, however, only smiled as karma could be quite a bitch sometimes.

A few minutes passed and it was almost night time as you sat on the living room couch. Wolf and Fancy Pants bandaged some of your wounds as you couldn’t believe how powerful all three diamond dog mares were. If Bloom doesn’t box the soul out of you, then Periwinkle made sure you would lose a tooth after that punch. And Akkiko’s hammer, sweet Celestia, you never thought of seeing a comically large pervert-destroying mallet in this world. Then again this was a world that could act a bit wonky at times.

Putting some ointment on one of your bruises, Wolf sighed as he finished. “Sorry about that... I kind of forgot to mention this about Bloom and her friends.” He then gave a short explanation about them. Akkiko and Periwinkle have been Bloom’s best friends since middle school. After their mother took them to Trottingham to escape the Shard family life, Wolf and her sister went to Trottingham for middle and elementary school.

That’s where wolf met his friends during a mares and colts club their mother put him in while she worked long hours. The middle school Bloom attended was close to home and she was a little grown up to handle being by herself.

Later on they did return, but Bloom made sure to never forget her friends. Once they graduated she taught Periwinkle how to defend herself given how meek and petite she is. She showed her some of her special sucker punches in case of emergencies, which explained why Periwinkle sent you flying.

“Okay and Akkiko... Why the mallet?” you asked, wondering why she had such a thing.

Wolf shrugged. “From what I know, her mother still carries one to this day. It’s very convenient as her mother learned how to make them from her father who was a tools craftsmaker back in their hometown. He still makes them as far as I’m aware.”

You were beginning to understand, but you still wanted to know why they all jumped you, though. Wolf explained that it was like a coping mechanism, in case one got attacked they all would jump in to save their bestie. Hell, Wolf’s been doing it for a while when it came to protecting you.

You let out a deep breath as you understood, but you still didn’t know what you did wrong to have Periwinkle to strike you like that. You wondered if you should ask one of the other mares about it, as talking to Peri would be a bad option right now.

You swore to be more careful for now on as you didn’t want to cause any trouble during this small getaway trip.

You decided to call it a day and get some sleep as you just wanted your body to rest now. You still felt wobbly from the heavy hits, as your movement was a bit wonky. Wolf tried to stop you, but you reassured him that you were alright. You took a few more steps towards the door leading to the hallway before stumbling forward.

You tried to catch yourself from stumbling further towards the floor. You managed to catch yourself from falling sadly this universe really hates you right now.

“Hey human, are you in here? I wanted to ap-” Akkiko opened the door as she hoped to catch you before going to bed. Sadly though, what happened next sealed your fate.

You were prevented from hitting the floor, but... your face was someplace you shouldn’t have it in. Pressed between such soft breasts, you could also smell a hit of rose petals as you wonder who you landed on. Looking up you gulped as Akkiko stared down at you.

Now normally, such an accident would lead you to bedding your lovers should it happen with them... But this time was much different.

In his room, Thunderlane was doing a few push-ups before he lost balance and fell on his chest as the house shook.

“What in Tartarus?” he rushed out, wondering if it was a quake, which would be odd because of how fast it ended. He stood up as he walked out of his room, but just as he opened his door Akkiko, already steaming with anger, walked past him, her face a beet red from embarrassment as she stormed away.

Looking at where Akkiko was coming from, he saw one of the rooms open as light dust emanated out of the room.

Walking over, Thunderlane looked inside as he wondered what happened. In the room Wolf was shaking his head as he stood in front of a large almost fridge-sized mallet that was planted in front of them.

Underneath he could see half of a body as two hands stuck out the sides.

“DAMMIT AKKIKO! WHERE DO YOU GET THESE MALLETS!” he shouted out as Akkiko was just about to enter the other hallway.

“It’s your fault for having such a perverted friend,” she flipped him off as she left for her room.

Seeing you twitching in pain, Thunderlane only shrugged as he was glad it wasn’t him.

After patching you up again, you were glad nothing was broken. Despite only being at the Shard household for a day, you already had two close calls with a giant mallet and you hoped that would be the end of it for the trip.

(Oh, I’m just getting started!) the author spoke out.

Figuring it was good to call it a night, you stopped what you were doing as you heard a knock at the door. Walking over, you opened the door, curious as to who was still up at this hour. Your heart sank to who was on the other side.

Periwinkle stood in front of your door with a guilty expression on her face. In spite of this, you immediately stepped back as you were afraid of another one of Periwinkle’s sucker punch specials. Plus that special punch came with a side of giant mallet, and you’ve had enough of mallets for tonight.

Periwinkle can see how cautious you were being and she didn’t want to make it worse. Still feeling guilty, she acted unusually fast given her shy demeanor and grabbed both of your hands before you could even think about closing the door.

“Please, I...” she hesitated and gripped your hands tighter. “I wanted to apologize for the way I punched you... I swear that I usually don’t do that...” Quiet as she was, her grip was remarkably strong and you feared your fingers might break.

‘She’s like Fluttershy, but with Applejack’s strength!’ you thought, tempted to beg her to ease up since you still needed your hands.

“Look it’s fine,” you said quickly and Peri finally relieved her grip. “But I must ask, is Bloom the one who taught you to punch like that? I still have yet to completely heal.”

The beagle diamond dog blushed and nodded. Letting go of your hands at last, she explained how back when the three of them were in high school, Bloom was in a part of the DDROTC (Diamond Dog Reserve Officers Training Corp) growing up, but military boxing was her first choice. Saying she was good would be an understatement, as she rose to become the best of all the rookies.

“Wow, well, why didn’t she become a Shard fighter?” you asked.

Periwinkle shrugged. “She didn’t say. She is like Wolf, she loved her dad and wanted to make him proud by joining. However something happened that caused her to give up the dream. She is happy with her fashion career, but everyone does wonder why she quit.”

She did stop as she looked to be remembering something. She frowned as a memory she had still hurt every time it came back. “When we were just pups... We first saw Floración who just transferred. The poor pup you wouldn’t believe or even imagine what happened to her...” she shuddered as that day still haunted her.

“Try me,” you said, giving her your full attention. She then told you that it was just a few weeks after they started middle school. Everyone heard a new student was coming and it was so horrible that the teacher couldn’t help but call the nurse in.

Apparently when they first met her, she had so many bruises and cuts on her body and she looked half-broken as she tried to reassure everyone that she was alright. Not even all the bandages in the world could cover the abuse she must have suffered.

You were shocked as Periwinkle described how her fur might be thick, but it couldn’t hide the discoloration and some looked to be healing already. Best way to describe it... She looked like she went to war and was hit by every soldier. Same could be said about Wolf as they saw her pick him up at elementary school one time.

You covered your mouth in shock. What the hell happened for them to get those bruises Periwinkle had no idea.

“If you want to know you can ask the staff. From what I know, they’ve known them since they were born so maybe they can help,” she suggested as that was the only source she was aware of.

“Thank you. I’ll do that tomorrow morning,” you nodded as it was a start. Maybe, hopefully, someone would be available to talk about them.

Seeing you smile, Peri sighed in relief as now that settled, hopefully she could use this moment to apologize again.

“Again... I do wish to apologize for the punch…. I do hope we can forgive and forget” she asks hoping you agree.

You already accepted her apology as it was partly your fault for scaring her the way you did. Though, now you needed to be more careful not to frighten such a sensitive diamond dog again.

“No worries, though, I must apologize for scaring you in the first place. You might not like this, but you’ve got quite the mean sucker punch,” you stated as you thought Bloom had a mean left hook. For a diamond dog as petite as Peri to have such a punch, you wondered what other punching moves she knew.

You walked over as you decided to call it a night. Although hearing you praise her, Periwinkle did feel a bit giddy from the compliment; most stallions were judgmental and some she feared would take advantage of her being so short and skinny. That’s why Bloom showed her some of her boxing moves as she was proud to show them off.

“Oh, thank you so much. I’ve got Bloom to thank for showing me how to defend myself.” She playfully boxed the air as she wanted to show off more. Too bad you got to see another one up close.

You figured she wouldn’t just use too much strength in punching the air as you decided it was time to call it a night. That’s where you learned a valuable lesson about boxers:

If you planned to get close to one, make sure they WEREN’T in boxing mode.

The moment you stepped close, Periwinkle lunged out for one more fake punch, only this time it wasn’t that fake. Slamming right at your nose, yup... She might have cracked your skull in as you flew onto your back.

‘SERIOUSLY YOU STUPID F@#K!’ your werewolf spirit screamed out as you lay on the ground twitching in pain.

“AH I’M SORRY I’M SORRY I’M SORRY! I THOUGHT YOU DODGE THAT ONE!” Periwinkle started freaking out as you lay on the ground again.

‘Welp time for nappy... Goodnight mister foon...’ With your vision all blurry from such a punch, you decided to sleep it out for now. It was as good a time as any as you were already passed out on the floor.

*next day*

“SERIOUSLY IDIOTA! ¿QUÉ DEMONIOS TE PASA?!” Wolf shouted as he tended to you for the third time. After finding you on the floor again, you told him what happened as now the dog looked ready to lose it after yesterday.

Getting checked from the household’s nurse, you were glad you didn’t bruise up and most of the damage was superficial and nothing some painkillers couldn’t fix. Once your nose was bandaged up though, you could join your friends for some breakfast.

Soarin who got worse yesterday looked better as you gave him some of your healing dust that you packed for emergencies. The dust worked wonders and he looked like a new stallion.

“Thanks again for the healing dust. I feel like I can run laps around this place.”

“Not without me you’re not. I’ve got my eye on you for the rest of the trip,” Wolf stated as he now had to make sure not only were his friends having fun and safe, but also that Soarin stayed out of trouble.

Soarin only grumbled that he now had a foalsitter on his ass. And this one only had one eye to work with.

You laughed a bit as you wondered what you all were going to do today. Wolf stopped looking so serious and smirked a bit as like before, it was a surprise and a great place to relax and enjoy the scenery.

Hearing that Bloom matched her brother’s smirk as she believed she knew what Wolf was planning. “Oh oh se a donde vas,” she said, still smiling. “Asegúrese de traer un botiquín. Esas caídas son desagradables.”

Wolf waved his hand. “No need, we’ll be fine.”

You were more intrigued now as you do wonder what other parts of this area you all could enjoy. As you enjoyed your breakfast, you spotted one of the maids come in.

“Senor Wolf, Odio molestarme pero ¿puedes ayudarnos? Uno de nuestros chefs se ha dado de baja por enfermedad,” the maid whispered as she spoke in her native tongue so as not to worry the guests.

“Oh seguro que te ayudaré,” Wolf smiled as he stands up.

You watched Wolf stand up as you could guess that the maid had asked for his help. You might not know much about Spanish, but you could understand body language at times. Seeing this opportunity, you figured it would be a good time to talk with the staff of the house.

“Hey Wolf... Why don’t you let me help?” you offered as everyone stopped and stared at you.

‘Uh, what are you thinking?’ Wolf thought as he and the maid exchanged glances at both you and at each other.

A few minutes later, you were in the kitchen helping out the staff. It didn’t take much persuasion to offer your service as you figured you could help out for a change. Entering the kitchen, all you did to help was stock up and put some of the food away before helping in preparing some of the ingredients for tonight’s dinner.

As you helped out, you saw a whole crew of different diamond dogs as they were different breeds. Some were huskies, German Shepherds, some corgis, some even looked like coyotes. You were impressed as you haven’t seen many dog folks, so this was an opportunity.

You finished your work in the kitchen as you set the last bag of flour they were going to use for the bread today.

“Oh, thank you so much,” the maid whose English wasn’t that great at least expressed her gratitude the best she could.

You welcomed her as you watched the cooks and maids work together in keeping the house clean and the food prepared. As they did their jobs, you wondered if it would hurt to ask them some questions.

“Um... So I apologize if I’m interrupting your work but I wonder if any of you can speak my language?” you first asked since most of the workers spoke only a little English. Most of them shook their heads, obviously, but thankfully some of the chefs were fluent in your language.

“Good, um... Does anyone know Wolf and his siblings well?”

It didn’t take long as most of the workers nodded or said yes. Some even said how long they’ve been working for the Shard family, as you found out some knew them even before they were born. Some of the maids who had helped translate what you said also agreed.

Seeing everyone cooperate, you asked one question that changed the atmosphere a bit.

“So... Do you know... Of the siblings’ past?” you asked, hoping for an answer.

Like a wave of dread that swept the room, everyone around immediately stopped working, the cooks dropped their spatulas or any of the spices or ingredients they were adding to their dishes. The maids stopped folding and even the dishwasher dropped her plate, it shattered after being dropped into the sink.

You were shocked as everyone just froze almost instantly from that one question. You only saw that happen a few times, but now you were more curious. After what felt like an eternity, they finally regained some sense to finally resume. You waited for an answer as no one spoke up... At last, someone did emerge from the group.

One of the chefs spoke up as he looked at you.

“Are you his best friend?” he asked, to which you nodded. The chef continued cooking as he stirred his pan. “Your friend….. His siblings…… they are the most fearless diamond dogs in the world”

That sentence confuses you before the chef continues.

“For years in the diamond dog community. The name Adalland Shard... Is the most feared name when it comes to the diamond dog community. More feared than Umbra and Nightmare Moon combined.” To prove his point, the chef’s hand began to shake a bit as Adalland’s very name scared him.

From the chef you learned a bit about the bastard dog as the workers referred to Adalland. He’s ruthless and soulless as anyone who was in his path he destroyed to the very core. He said he could make a minotaur beg, a dragon plead, and a nation he can make bleed. His name carries such weight as he is supposed to be the diamond dogs’ protector, including all the Shard family members.

However, he’s forgotten who he represents and who he was supposed to protect. Anyone who dared to defy him was either dead or forgotten as he cared for no one, not even his own family.

The chef continued his dish as he served it on a plate. He handed you it as he wished for you to try since you know you weren’t leaving until you got the full story and, of course, he preferred to feed his work while he told a tale.

Enjoying the fresh eggs and tortillas, he continued.

“From what I gathered, which are just rumors, he was married before and was wanting to have his own heir, however a medical issue prevented his blessing,” he tried to remember, but he only had fragments.

“So when he found his nephew had married and given a male pup he sought to make him his heir into the family. Sadly though….. It backfired”

“Nephew? Wait... Adalland is his uncle?” you asked, and everyone nodded.

Hearing this, you now understood as some families, in some way, preferred males to be their heirs however that leaves bloom who at the time is the first born. Plus why try to adopted only wolf.

“Why not Bloom? I heard she would have made a great Shardium warrior with her amazing boxing skills. Why not give her a chance?”

Hearing you ask that question must have brought only horrible memories, as one of the maids slammed a kitchen knife she was using to peel some of the vegetables. That startled you as you turned to the maid who leaned on the counter; you could see her shaking not only out of fear, but out of anger.

”Because that bastardo believed mares shouldn’t and couldn’t handle a weapon of her own...” she snarled as most of the females around had disapproving looks on their faces.

From there you learned Adalland disapproved of the idea of females becoming soldiers, which is why he always found a way to push around any female who wished to join away or force them to quit. He used any and all ways to make them give up, and he wouldn’t even hold back his disapproval or distasteful remarks on females.

While he seemed to try to control Wolf, Bloom did try to join the DDROTC without her great uncle’s approval. When he got word about Bloom, he made sure it became a living hell for her.

To become a Shardium, you learned from before that they were the spartans of this world, extremely skilled that they could take on armies with only a handful of grunt soldiers. Some were said to even take on dragons without a drop of sweat on their brows as each day they put themselves through the toughest and most grueling training possible. Bloom went through it, however, she had it worse compared to the others.

Despite the harshness she strived through to push herself to prove Adalland wrong until one day everything changed. They only heard from other workers that one day their mother had returned from working overseas to help with an understaffed clinic in another part of Equestria. That day she vowed to never let Adalland control her family.

“She is braver and more hardworking than any of us in this room,” the chef stated as Lavender was their inspiration to oppose the nightmare of diamond dogs.

She did what others couldn’t as she took a stand and took her pups away from him.

You wished for them to continue after hearing about Lavender, but seeing their expressions you pulled back so you wouldn’t upset them after they had said so much already. You finished your meal and thanked the chef as it was very delicious.

“That’s much appreciated... And thank you for being Wolf’s friend. The siblings are an odd bunch, that we can all agree... But they have the kindest hearts and the most fearless spirits this world has to offer.”

You thanked the workers again. While some of the blanks were filled out, you still had yet to know what happened that day. Maybe you could ask Wolf when he’s open enough to fill in that missing puzzle piece.

Wondering how you should approach Wolf without being too direct, you paced a bit on the idea. You leaned back against the wall to contemplate your plan, but your eyes shifted over to one of the maids who was busy kneading some fresh dough. The German Shepherd diamond dog was whistling a small tune when at the next moment she tripped and stumbled down.

With your heroic instincts kicking in, you acted quickly and rushed over to spare the maid the pain. You made it just in time and before she could fall face first to the floor, you grabbed her by the hips and pulled her back upright.

“Hey, is everything alright in here-” Fate just loved to put you in horrible predicaments, as even though you had saved the maid from what could have been a horrible injury, Bloom looked at it differently as she came in time to see you holding the maid by the hips. With the maid’s butt pressing against your groin, Bloom’s fur stood up as she put together her own conclusion.

“No... No, no, no...” you silently pleaded as you released the German Shepherd and held up both hands. “I know what you’re thinking...! I was just trying to-!”

Bloom, in all her fury, was deaf to your pleas and excuses. Next thing you know there was the loud sound of glass breaking as you were sent flying through the window. You yelled the entire way down until you broke your fall in a most unfortunate way... by landing in a thorny bush.

Bloom, shaking with anger, walked over to the broken window and looked at you from above. No chef nor maid attempted to calm her down, and they acted like they didn’t see what happened.

“¡BASTARDO PERVERTIDO!” she screamed and stuck her hand out the window to flip the bird.

*few minutes later*

After breakfast was finished and your wounds were taken care of yet again, you limped behind Wolf as he escorted you and your friends to your today’s destination. In spite of your state, Wolf still wouldn’t cut you some slack and tell you where he was taking you all, and by now you had walked into a thick forest area.

“Okay, here we are, gentlecolts,” Wolf said as you finally came to a stop.

Being in front, your eyes widened at the sight. This area... was just perfect for you. It was a large climbing area almost like a monkey gym. Various types of climbing material, ziplines, swinging ropes and several nets below to catch your fall in a few various areas including what looked like a treehouse on the very top with an elevator that reached up. Everything was just perfect.

“Wolf... What is this place?” you asked, hoping to contain your excitement so as not to act all giddy over the place like a child.

“Welcome to the jungle room. This is our little monkey experience side at home,” Wolf stated as everyone was impressed. Wolf explained that this place was sort of a small training area for scouts, but they added a few more enhancements to make it more lively. Even some of the staff come here as the treehouse has a fantastic view of the horizon.

You were more impressed as you saw most of the footwork and ropes were focusing on the treehouse above.

What happened next was something you couldn’t turn down.

“Want to race to the top?” Wolf asked, seeing how much you want to try this.

You turned your head to him. “Oh absolutely,” you smiled, determined to win this one.

“Oh, this should be good,” Thunderlane smirked. The others agreed as only a few got to see your parkour skills, so they weren’t about to stop you.

Wondering where to go, you and Wolf decided to take different routes to the top. No elevator as you had to climb, swing and jump across to your destination.

Once you agreed with these terms, you both faced the path you wanted to try out. With the help of your friends, they started the countdown.

“3... 2...1... GO!” Thunderlane shouted and you and Wolf took off.

You didn’t hold back as you raced upwards, climbing up some of the spots you jumped and swung on a few branches as some areas with rockways you climbed with incredible speed. You had to roll under some branches, and using some ropes, you swung from one to the next.

Your friends were impressed at how fast you were, when it came to climbing you were a natural. You scaled to the top in such a record time and Soarin decided to be the judge they said you passed with flying colors.

Your foals, especially Night, were more than impressed as you made your way to the top, performing a few wall runs and wall jumps as you swung from tree to tree, not missing a beat like you practiced this for years.

You finally reached the top as you swung from another one of the ropes and landed right at the top of the treehouse. You looked down as you were indeed high, but the guard rails were sturdy enough to keep you from falling forward. You smiled as you didn’t see Wolf, which means you won. He finally joined you at the top and panted a little bit.

“Sorry Wolf... Seems I’m faster than you,” you laughed wholeheartedly as you won this one easily.

Wolf was still out of breath as he patted his knees. “Guess I’m getting old. Or perhaps I need more practice,” he laughed too as he had been working his firearms more than his actual scouting skills. He was probably getting rusty.

You and Wolf exchanged a hearty handshake to the winner before the rest joined you. Some of them climbed their way up while your foals took the elevator. Well most of them did, but Night wanted to follow your lead. You climbed down as you watched your eldest foal try to mimic you. With her size and strength, she did struggle a bit, but you were there to help when she needed it.

Night wished to do it herself as she tried her best. You gave her a few hints to help her ascend to the top. After one more swing, she made it to the top. You clapped your hands as your eldest, though a bit new, had successfully joined you and Wolf.

“Good job, Night. Keep practicing, though, you’ll get stronger to reach taller heights.”

“I will do my best, Father,” she replied with a smile.

The rest of the day, you and your friends and family all enjoyed the beauty of the forest. Some of them continued to have their fun as you made sure the little ones didn’t go off too far or worse, fall. While most of the area had some netting, some areas didn’t and you didn’t want them to go there without your supervision.

As everyone was having a good time, you and Wolf decided to watch the horizon as it was truly breathtaking. Opening some cold beers Wolf brought along, the two of you shared a few tales as you joked around.

“This place is amazing,” you sighed as you couldn’t believe such a place existed. A small getaway from the craziness of home. While you made it clear how much you loved your family and town, there were times where you wished to go on your own adventures. Some of which you knew would lead you to different parts of the world that haven’t been explored and where there were more questions than answers.

As you both stared at the horizon, there was a question that lingered a bit. Well, questions actually as you wondered if this peaceful moment was a good time to ask. Probably not as you didn’t want to sour the mood, but if you didn’t ask it would eat at you all throughout the rest of the trip.

Wolf didn’t need to turn his head as already something was on your mind. He could sense it as you stared at the sun.

“Okay, what’s going through your head?” he finally asked, getting tired of waiting.

Hearing that you tried to tell him that nothing was wrong, however, Wolf’s good eye helped him to know when you were lying.

Seeing as how lying wasn’t an option, you finally spoke up. “Wolf... About you and Adalland...” you started and Wolf let out a sigh after hearing that horrible name. He knew you would be asking about his great uncle as he figured you needed to know more about that bastard than what royals said about him. What he was really like.

You were adamant on asking him such personal questions, but you had to know. You had many questions to ask about Adalland, but one did stick to you as his motives were very unclear to everything.

“Wolf, what’s with his fixation of a super soldier?” you asked as that always seemed odd. Why a super soldier and what his motives were to acquire one. Better yet, why Wolf, as it seemed to be more about him becoming one.

Wolf sighed as he tried to explain to the best of his own knowledge since even he’s still wondering about that. He explained that Adalland was a war mongrule who craved the battlefield. From a young age he was fixated on winning battles by any means necessary and this obsession grew worse overtime. He dreamed of becoming some sort of god of war and creating a neverending battlefield where his enemies and anyone who defied him would tremble at his feet. Even to those who he swore to protect, as that’s the code of the Shard family he failed to remember.

He was too prideful in having weaklings as anyone who couldn’t be even a second of worth to him he tossed aside as if they never existed. Hearing this you wondered who in their right would want to serve him, but with that question came another.

“What about your sister, Bloom... Why does he not want the eldest sibling to achieve what is supposed to be the Shard legacy?”

Wolf paused as that question, in a way, hit him. He should have known you would ask, but it felt like getting kicked in the back. You feared you might have said too much when Wolf took a few steps away from you. In the end, though, he decided to answer.

“For three reasons...” he began. “First reason is because my sister may be the eldest but she’s a mare and to my asshole granduncle’s mind, mares can’t become soldiers, which is why he refused to make her one. My grandfather did teach her how to fight before our father’s passing. however, Adalland at the time refused to give her a chance.”

You listened quietly, barely even blinking as Wolf continued.

“The second reason is because she doesn’t bear the mark,” Wolf pointed out the moon crescent on his face. “This damn mark he’s so fixated on, as every great warrior in the Shard family bears it. Because he didn’t bear it and my father did, he wanted to make sure one of my dad’s pups bore this mark. That’s why he chose me over my sister. That’s caused a rift between me and Bloom over the years,” Wolf sighed as his accursed mark was the cause of much of his suffering.

Hearing that you could understand as Wolf had previously explained the importance of his birthmark lineage.

At first it felt like he was finished, but then you remembered that Wolf said there were three reasons.

“The final and possibly the most accurate reason why he hates Bloom so much... It’s because she reminds him of his ex-wife...” Wolf snarled loudly.

You learned that when Adalland got married, well more like involved in an arranged marriage with one of the royal families of Diamond City, his wife, who at the time was a beautiful and kind soul, had tried to give him everything he wanted. Unfortunately, she couldn’t bear him a pup and that drove him almost completely insane. Wolf only remembered stories of his great aunt from his grandfather, as she was so pure and Adalland took advantage of it. Wolf could only speculate her fate.

Unable to have a child with his wife, Adalland killed her and threw her away where no one could find her. He thought he would never again come across something that would remind him of his failed marriage, however, that was, of course, before Bloom was born.

In some sense, she looked like his ex-wife which only ignited the fire of hate that Adalland bore inside him. For then on he took every chance to make her life a living Tartarus when the family wasn’t around. After Wolf was born and Adalland found out he had the mark, he believed he could make him the greatest soldier and made him go through such a grueling training session to hone his skills at a young age.

Wolf told you how he was beaten with sticks and rocks to toughen up his bones and skin; he worked so hard his bones cracked and his hands and feet blistered. Adalland made him stay out in the harshest winters and blazing hot summers for hours to toughen up his resistance. It was torture, and since Bloom wanted to be a soldier like their father, she went through it too, only hers was worse.

You then asked what about Wolf’s mother, who was actually transferred far off to different clinics by Adalland to keep her occupied. Whenever she did return, Adalland made sure they were healed up to hide the training and kept them monitored so as not to arouse suspicion. Even Wolf’s grandfather didn’t know of the siblings’ treatment under his brother.

After years of abuse, however, one day finally brought his whole world crumbling down. His treachery finally saw light.

It started one day where during a grueling beating, Adalland had hit poor Bloom in the stomach too hard. He always hit both Wolf and Bloom in the stomach a few times, but this was different. Bloom was throwing up and coughing up blood. Of course, Adalland didn’t care and left her behind.

It was thanks to a courageous maid who witnessed the excessive abuse and couldn’t take it anymore that both Wolf and Bloom were taken to the hospital without Adalland or his loyalist knowing.

The diamond dog siblings were taken in as the doctors worked on Bloom as she was suffering from internal bleeding. Hours passed as Wolf’s grandfather finally saw the damage Adalland had done, and he still, to this day, regrets letting his horrible brother near his grandpups.

It was there also what sealed Bloom’s fate and what made Wolf distrust the Shard family.

“The doctor said... those hits were square at her ovaries, so when he kicked her they... They couldn’t save them so...” Wolf tightened his grip on the railing as you heard the wood crack under his strength.

You couldn’t believe this. Because of Adalland, Bloom would never know the joy of being a mother. The rage was building up inside you and your werewolf half could no longer stay quiet.

‘THAT TEARS IT! LET’S DITCH THIS TRIP AND GO HUNT THE BASTARD DOWN! WE’LL MAKE HIS LIFE A LIVING TARTARUS! WE’LL DRAG HIM OUT OF HIS HOME BY HIS F@$KING EARS AND-’

The werewolf’s rant continued until Wolf halted your angry thoughts with a hand on your shoulder.

“I know what you’re thinking and you might as well forget it. Trust me when I say that old bastard is already suffering.”

You found out then that after the word of what happened to Bloom reached her grandfather’s ears, he took immediate action to make sure Adalland won’t touch either of his grandpups ever again. He’s had them relocated far from Adalland’s control where they could start afresh. No more training sessions, no more beatings, no more tears.

Once they became of age, they still refused to Adalland to influence them and cause them further grief. Adalland had planned to make Wolf his successor by then, but it was no longer up to him; the thought of Wolf, a potential warrior who bore the Shard family mark, not having to follow his orders was killing Adalland on the inside to this day.

You told him how sorry you were that Wolf and Bloom had to go through what they did, but Wolf shook his head. As far as he was concerned, that pain was all in the past and he was living a better life than ever before, especially now that he had a pup to call his own.

“Hey, Father?” a small voice spoke up and you saw Night had rejoined you and Wolf at the top. “We’re a long way up. What would happen if we were to fall?” she asked as she looked from over the railing.

Wolf had a sly smirk. “Oh, hey! Look at me!” he said, playfully moving his arms in circles. “I’m losing my balance, I’m...”

With everyone watching, Wolf leaned his back over the railing before he allowed himself to fall. You grew alarmed and ran over to the edge as you watched the crazy diamond dog fall, and before you could yell his name for being so reckless, he passed by some strange circle and began glowing. Surrounded by this peculiar blue light, Wolf’s descent began to slow down and when he was just a few inches from the ground, he stopped.

Letting out an amused snort at how your mouths had dropped, the light around Wolf died down and he landed on his feet. No one had yet yelled at him for scaring him like that, so he took advantage of the silence to take the elevator back to the top of the treehouse.

“Wolf... How... Why... What did...” you stuttered, honestly wanting to smash the diamond husky in his good eye for making your heart almost jump out of your chest. Not to mention he had given poor Night a good scare as well.

“You don’t think I’m stupid enough to commit suicide, do you?” he chuckled. “I forgot to mention that the jungle area has these enchanted crystals embedded into the trees. Should anyone fall, these special crystals will activate to slow you down before you hit the ground. Very convenient if I do say so myself.”

“That’s... That’s so cool...” Night breathed, and you, while still mad, were inclined to agree.

Knowing that you wouldn’t scare anyone, you decided to walk over the edge and give it a try. You weren’t the only one, as a line had formed behind you as your friends and foals waited for you to jump off so they could get a turn. Not wanting to keep anyone waiting, you jumped over the railing and as you were falling, the same glow that had saved Wolf surrounded your body and you slowly and gently landed on your feet.

From down below, you watched as your friends jumped off the treehouse to be caught by the crystal magic. Even Fancy Pants, mature as he usually was, couldn’t resist a chance to live free for once. However, you saw that Soarin and Thunderlane had yet to take their leaps.

You wondered what was keeping them as you watched both pegasi who looked at each other before nodding. You couldn’t figure out what they were doing before they decided to make their jump more special. Almost like performing at a show, you watched both pegasi descend at a great speed. Most times, you’ve seen them perform aerial dives and, of course, when it came to a Wonderbolt, they always enjoyed leaving their viewers in awe at how skilled they were.

Twirling their bodies, Thunderlane dove further as Soarin, using his wings, flew up as he had a spectacular move he wanted to try.

Thunderlane did a touchdown as he landed without flaw. He gave you all a bow as everyone clapped for him. Despite being a Wonderbolt, his head wasn’t always up in the clouds.

Once Thunderlane landed, you all looked up as Soarin had flown up just enough to the top of the treelines. With a unique spiral dive, you all watched as he was coming in hot. You hoped he would slow down a bit as you weren’t sure how well the magic would slow his fall for him.

You all watched as he continued the spiral straight to the ground before...

*BOOM*

You all backed away as a loud dust cloud covered your vision. You waved your hand as you naturally wanted to know what happened.

“Oooooooooowww...” Soarin twitched as the dust cleared and only the sound of someone in pure pain echoed.

Once the dust settled, you all scrunched up and your friends helped to cover your foals’ eyes as best as they could as a pony body shouldn’t look like that.

Peeling Soarin off the ground and returning back to the house, you spent most of your time patching him up as you had to straighten out your friend’s spine. You were just glad Soarin didn’t end up breaking any bones from the slam, but you know he’s not going to forgive Wolf after that.

You all wanted to know how that cunning diamond dog turned off the crystals, but you’d have to ask him later. Right now your task was to make sure Soarin didn’t move as you set the neckbrace the house nurse had on hand.

“When I’m fully healed... I’m gonna murder that mutt...” Soarin snorted in anger as prayed that he would recover quickly.

“Soarin, language!” Fancy admonished him before taking a sip of coffee. Seeing Soarin getting patched again up on day two, he wondered if the third day would finally kill him. You agreed as right now you all should just settle down and try to enjoy the rest of the day until it was time for bed.

Wondering what to do, Spirit did have an idea. They had a few movies and wondered why not watch them. Seeing your friends enjoying themselves, you stood up and decided to grab a beer from the kitchen. Grabbing some beers for the group, you did turn around only to look away.

You didn’t realize as Akkiko had entered the kitchen, while most of the staff was gone for the night Akkiko took this chance to show off a bit more than usual despite how many stallions were in the house. Wearing only a single shirt with both shoulders showing and a single pair of panties you tried to not stare as she looked beautiful. Even though she had a bit of pudge, her outfit did the trick and you began to sweat.

“What, stud? You’ve never seen a mare showing off so much fur?” Akkiko rhetorically asked, smirking as she couldn’t believe how good it felt to make the king of all ponies blush from her body. Unlike Bloom and Periwinkle, Akkiko didn’t much care what others thought about her, and from what you could compare her body was like Pinkie’s but with the right amount of chubbiness.

She laughed a bit, however, it was short-lived as her expression turned serious. “Listen... About all those giant mallets... I wanted to apologize about that.”

You accepted her apology as you did mention that you apologized to Periwinkle for scaring her. Akkiko already knew as her friend told them what happened. Sadly, though, she did wish she was there when you got your ass handed to you again from another of Periwinkle’s sucker punches.

You grumbled as you would prefer to forget that incident. However, you did want to know where this conversation was going. Seeing Akkiko here without Bloom or Periwinkle and in such revealing attire, you wondered what was going on in the diamond Shiba Inu’s mind. If she pulled out another mallet after apologizing, you knew you were out the door faster than Rarity during a sale on diamonds.

Akkiko knew you were alone as most of the guests were in the living room, her friend Bloom and her little brother had gone off somewhere, which meant they had the kitchen to themselves.

‘Wonder how much I can drive this monkey brain of his to overload...’ she smirked as naughty ideas came to mind. She once again reminded you of the strength it took to carry such large mallets as she dragged you away into the hallway by the hand without you putting up much of a fight.

You wondered where you were being dragged away to. It reminded you easily of what goes on back home as you turned towards Akkiko. After what she did next, it didn’t take much for you to understand where you were going. She opened the door and without any effort, you were thrown straight into the room.

Making sure you were fully in view, she lifted her shirt up to give you a perfect display of her impressive breasts. You swallowed hard as Akkiko gave them a small bounce as you hopelessly tried to advert your eyes. You really didn’t know why she brought you here, as you really didn’t want another face full of fist or a giant mallet crushing you through the earth’s core.

“Well human, come on now. Tell me do they make you want to squeeze them? You’ve banged pony mares before so why not try out a diamond dog for a change?” she squishes and squeezes them, enticing you to try them out.

You wanted to protest as deep down you really want to feel them but as you tried to speak out or move from your spot, you and Akkiko didn’t know as someone stood in front of the door that Akkiko had forgotten to close.

“Um... Excuse me?” a cute and timid voice spoke up from behind.

You and Akkiko stopped as you turned around to find Periwinkle dressed in some sleepwear and clutching a large pillow as she stood in front of the doorway. Frankly, it was utterly adorable. But just when you thought she couldn’t get any cuter, her entire face turned red when she saw that her best friend’s breasts were still bare.

Her whole body froze as she dropped her pillow and just stood there like a statue. You, in a way, saw this happen before back with Rainbow Dash and Fluttershy. In some sense, you pulled out three fingers as you counted them down. You counted all the way to zero before, like clockwork, Periwinkle’s nose started bleeding and she passed out.

Akkiko sighed as she should have expected this from Periwinkle. She blamed herself for not locking the door.

“Give me a hand here, stud,” she said and got off the bed.

You didn’t hesitate to help as you picked up the beagle mare before taking her to her room. Setting her on her bed you made sure to help clean up her nosebleed as Akkiko tucked her into bed.

Once all that was done, Akkiko thanked you again, but then gave you a confused expression.

“I don’t get it, stud. You were ogling me in the kitchen, yet you held back in the bedroom. Aren’t you going to claim us like all the others?”

“Excuse me?” you were a bit confused as to what she meant.

Akkiko then explained herself. “Well, stories and a few rumors said that you tend to bed practically all kinds of creatures and that you are hoping to bed at least one of a different species. You are known as quite the sex freak.”

‘Oh, that’s so not helping my case!’ you felt annoyed as even across a different area, that’s what most creatures said about you.

“To answer your question, no, I’m not that type of creature. My goal has never been to claim each and every mare in this world. Rather, my main mission as king is to establish trust and expand and bring all creatures together.”

Akkiko was almost flabbergasted at your actual goal for this world. ‘Wow, Bloom was right. Her brother has only crazy and psychotic friends,’ she commented as she couldn’t believe any creature would try this.

“Did you lose your marbles or something? Not to sound so disapproving, but that sounds actually impossible.”

You shrugged. “Some have told me... But it’s a goal worth fighting for, that’s what matters to me,” you smile as no matter what others might say, you know it was true.

Seeing your face about how passionate you are with such a goal Akkiko’s opinion changed. She may have doubted you before, but she was slowly starting to believe that you could make the dream come true. She might just have made the right choice when she decided to flirt with you in the kitchen, hence she stood up to take her shirt off again.

You knew where this was going and tried to rush out the door, but Akkiko caught you by the collar and wagged her finger.

“Where do you think you’re going? Come now. I’ll have you know that I have all kinds of fun with Bloom and Periwinkle, but I’ve never had a go with any stallion and I’m not missing out this chance to get banged by a king,” she smirked as you tried to leave, but sadly you hadn’t left your spot at all.

‘Shit shit shit! No, no, NO!’ you screamed internally as you already knew this was a bad idea. You know what outcome would plague you once bloom finds out too.
‘BANG HER I WANT TO TRY THIS BITCH OUT TOO!’ your werewolf drooled in excitement as he loves mares who are straightforward. Sadly for him, you kept a tight hold on his restraints as you got enough problems right now. He’s only brought nothing but trouble to you and you made sure to add extra restraints for him.

“Uh my head...” Periwinkle finally woke up as she examined her surroundings. Seeing Akkiko sitting beside her while holding the back of your shirt, you flailed as you tried to escape from her grasp.

“Uh, Akkiko... What are you doing?” Periwinkle asked as she was impressed at how strong her friend was able to hold back a full grown stallion. Then again they had been getting some tips and training with Bloom, so it wasn’t too surprising.

Seeing how Periwinkle had woken up, Akkiko smirked as another idea came to mind. Leaning in, she moved to Peri’s ear so she could explain what she had planned. Periwinkle’s face shifted to a multitude of emotions, from embarrassed to curious, to shocked, and finally to shyly accepting.

Akkiko could be quite convincing as she isn’t wrong about this. They only had one chance and... she really wanted to know how it felt to have fun with the king.

You continued trying to escape Akkiko’s grasp, but sadly she’s got a good firm hold on you. Even when you finally got your shirt free, she acted quickly and managed to grab some of your hair.

‘Shit, shit, shit! I’ve got to get away! I’ve got to!’ you kept trying to escape, but suddenly you felt another pair of hands on your back. A touch that was much more gentle. It made you calm down a little bit, and when you turned around, your heart almost did a somersault.

Looking back, you were blindsided by one of the most adorable puppy eye looks you’ve ever seen.

“Sire, are you... Are you really trying to abandon us...?” Peri asked, and it really looked like she was about to cry. You stopped moving and Akkiko smirked, knowing she had you right where she wanted to.

‘F@$K! IF FLUTTERSHY HAS THOSE EYES SHE BE KILLING MORE FOLKS!’ You tried your best to keep your heart from literally exploding from your chest. You had been building a resistance to cute things and you thought Fluttershy was the only one who could make it feel like your heart is ready to implode. Thanks to Periwinkle, you now know that looks could be so adorable that they could kill.

‘Just f@#k them already! Seriously, you do that while I go to the other side of your mind and cry...’ your werewolf spirit, who was always trying to be tough, actually had a soft side for puppy eyes. Normally, he would tempt you into letting you out, however this time, he knew he couldn’t harm a mare with such beautiful eyes.

‘Wow, you too? Now I’m impressed,’ you laughed internally as you sighed.

“All right, I guess it wouldn’t h-” you couldn’t finish your sentence as with a hard yank, you were pulled back. You didn’t even react as your clothes were almost ripped off your body and tossed all around the floor.

Periwinkle did take her time to remove her clothes, but Akkiko didn’t waste time with her desire to see your member. Pulling your boxers down, both mares stopped and stared in awe as they’ve only seen stallions with your size in magazines or in comic books. To see a stallionhood as long and healthy as you, they were both nervous and excited at the same time.

“いったい彼らはあなたに何を食べさせていたのでしょうか? (WHAT HAVE THEY BEEN FEEDING YOU!) Akkiko’s mouth went agape as she didn’t expected you to be this big given how small you are in comparison. You were in a way a pipsqueak as most of your friends were bigger and buffer then you.

“Where... Where do we go from here?” Peri asked, fiddling with her fingers as she looked to the much more enthusiastic Akkiko for guidance.

“Well uh... Why not try... your breasts?” you slowly suggested in the Shiba Inu’s place, as most times the mares are the first to know what they want. Seeing how nervous you both were, at least you all are on the same topic. Hearing that option they agreed as they wanted to get familiar with your member.

With Akkiko taking the left side and Periwinkle taking the other, you watched both diamond dogs press their breasts together, nipples against one another before the slide your member between them. However the moment they trapped you, you almost lost your mind at how soft their fur was against your member.

You didn’t know why, maybe from past experience, but you always loved the feeling of a mare’s breasts against your manhood, and when it came to two sets of breasts, it almost sent you over the edge.

Watching you squirm seems to turn Akkiko on as she giggled before she enjoyed the new toy she got to play with. As the Shiba Inu began licking the base, Periwinkle did hold back a bit as not to be rude, but Akkiko was having none of that.

She didn’t want Periwinkle to miss out on the fun. Pulling up, she locked lips with the beagle as they exchanged kisses before they took your member together. Licking the base up and down a few times, they then suckled the tip of your member before going back down the base.

Akkiko saw no reason to contain herself as she tried to take as much of your member as she could before pulling back and locking lips with Periwinkle again. After a few seconds of tongue battling, Peri tried her luck with your member. However, she swallowed only a few inches as you didn’t want to force her to take all of it.

You aren’t the type to force any mare to bite off more than they could chew, and Periwinkle was grateful to you for understanding.

“Alright time for the good stuff,” Akkiko said as she lifted Peri’s mouth off of your member. Her nethers were already soaking wet by this point.

Indeed after such a slow blowjob, you were indeed ready to go, but you, of course, didn’t impregnate the diamond dogs out of fear of Bloom’s wrath. You asked if Akkiko has some protection, and surprisingly Periwinkle had some.

You and Akkiko turned to her as she went through her drawer and pulled out a small box of condoms. She had bought some as she thought Akkiko was being serious about ‘laying with the staff tonight’.

You looked at Akkiko as she blushed and facepalmed. “It’s great you brought protection Peri, but... You do know I was just joking about us getting in bed with the staff, right?”

“You sounded pretty serious to me...” she muttered and presented you with the box of condoms. You and Akkiko shared a glance at how innocent she was before you shrugged it off. At least now you had protection.

“Whatever. Hurry up and put it on already, stud!” Akkiko demanded, wagging her tail.

The moment the condom was on, Akkiko took charge as she wanted it so badly. Taking her spot on your groin she doesn’t hold back as she takes the tip before taking as much of the base. As she began shaking from the pain of taking her first stallion, you and Akkiko moaned as her virgin insides were tight, but thankfully it didn’t take too long for the pain to be replaced by pleasure.

Akkiko then grabbed both sides of your face. “W-What are you waiting for? W-We don’t have all night so get to work!”

“I, uh... Don’t want to-” you tried to say, but the chubby diamond dog squeezed your face tighter.

“Screw it! I’m going to ride you like an ill-tempered bull!” Akkiko screamed out, already annoyed with you for holding back. True to what she said, she began to lift and lower herself on your manhood and moans started to echo the room again.

Akkiko couldn’t control herself anymore as she enjoyed every inch of your member. Periwinkle could only watch in awe as you let Akkiko exchanged pleasure before deciding to swap around a bit. After a few minutes of letting Akkiko ride you like a bull, you decided to show her what real fun is in bed.

Before she knew it, you switched around as you pinned her to the bed before resuming your fun. Akkiko wrapped her legs around as you pinned her arms to the side making sure she couldn’t escape. Then again why would she?

From this position you could lean down and suckle on Akkiko’s neck while your hand sneaked in between to cup one of her breasts. With lust flooding your mind, you forgot all about pissing Bloom off again as you gave her best friend some nice, hard thrusts that made her pudgy body jiggle.

You smile as Akkiko was already losing her as you showed no mercy since that’s what she wanted. Pulling away from her neck so you could instead lock lips with her, she moaned from your touch as you quickened your pace. By now her moans and the sounds of your pelvis slapping against hers echoed the room. Periwinkle only watched both in awe and nervous excitement as she really wanted her turn now.

She gently tapped on your rocking body and you slowed down as you turned to look at her.

“Um... When will I... get my turn?”

You smiled as you had almost forgotten. It would be rude to exclude her from the fun as you pulled out of Akkiko’s marehood and grabbed the nervous beagle.

Pulling her close, you did have one idea in mind. You pulled her until she was on top of Akkiko, their bodies touching and their lips just inches from touching each other. You line their marehoods together, as with a small push you pressed both dogs’ marehoods together. Feeling how wet and horny Akkiko was periwinkle gasped from her friend’s warmth and excitement.

Akkiko, already knowing what you were thinking, didn’t mind having her friend on top as you lined your already lubed up member right at Periwinkle’s inviting marehood.

“Ready to have some fun, Peri?” you asked, wanting a small response before you continue. The precious beagle looked over her shoulder with red cheeks and slowly nodded.

You nodded back as you slowly inserted your member into peri. You figured she would be tight... But you were mistaken. You inched your way through her slowly and surprisingly, she took your member with ease. You were both amazed and confused as you thought she would be a little tedious about sex, but that wasn’t not the case.

You were more impressed, as after a few more inches you stopped as she took in so much of your shaft without making a fuss.

‘Holy s@#t! She must be a frisky one to take almost all of it in one go!’ you smiled as this wasn’t the first time, but it still surprised you at how the quiet and shy types could be so feisty.

Once Periwinkle was relaxed, you resumed the fun. Slamming into both mares you changed each time so as not to leave one or the other out of the excitement. While you were thrusting into periwinkle, Akkiko took the opportunity to make out with her best friend for the third time. Not missing out as you got to watch the mares make out, their affection for one another only doubled your effort into pleasuring them both.

Switching places, Akkiko and Peri both made sure you didn’t just try one position as somehow you learned a few new positions to try out with your lovers back home. Best to freshen up the fun when you get back as Akkiko showed you a few ways to handle two mares at the same time.

Periwinkle, having been quiet and reserved throughout your visit, showed you her secret wild side as you and her had a one on one time. Sitting on the bed, she faced you as she sat on your lap and locked lips with you with her arms wrapped around your neck.

‘Whoa! She reminds me of Fluttershy after a few drinks,’ you laugh a bit as you’ve only seen this side of Fluttershy after she got a bit buzzed. She usually didn’t like to drink, and only would do so when Rainbow Dash asked her to join in on a cup of cider.

With her bouncing on your lap, you reached down to grasp Peri’s furry rear while she was still wrestling with your tongue. Her tail had started wagging. Her dream of being with her Prince Charming had come true as you made sure she enjoyed every second of the sex.

Knowing full well that Bloom would learn about this, you didn’t care right now if you got another beat down, as you were going to make sure both mares had the best time.

Once you let Periwinkle stand from your lap, you set your sights back on Akkiko. The night wasn’t over yet.

Midnight, well actually almost 4 in the morning rolled around and you were finally spent. The guys were probably asleep already and you hoped Bloom had turned in as well.

Both diamond dogs had fallen asleep as you left them both happy and satisfied. You enjoyed the fun, too, but most times you made sure the mare got the most fun out of an adventure in bed.

“All right... Now I’ve got to get the hell out of here before Bloom finds out,” you gulped as you really needed to escape this without arousing suspicion from the husky demon sister.

You stood up to leave, but felt someone grab your wrist. Turning around, you found Akkiko half-asleep as she rubbed her eye a bit.

“Hey, before you go... Thanks again. You’re alright in our books,” Akkiko smiled as she was glad to have met you despite what happened before.

You thank her as you let her rest. Akkiko quickly went back to sleep as you covered her and Periwinkle up before grabbing your clothes. You quickly put them back on as you were glad they weren’t torn. Less chance of again rousing suspicion.

You quickened your pace as you left the room and raced back towards your own. You saw that it was completely empty as you thanked Celestia’s parents that you made it.

“Finally now to get some sl-” You opened the door and immediately regretted it. Just as you tried to enter, you stopped as your eyes turned pinprick at the sight.

Bloom was in your room and she looked... very... very pissed.

Crossing her arms, you stopped halfway almost touching her nose as the large muscular diamond dog husky was staring daggers at you.

You felt a clot in your throat as if you were staring at a devil ready to kill. You did have a brief wonder if this was the same look Wolf gave to Hiddenite, as even now you felt like you were going to piss your pants

Bloom didn't speak nor move as already she knew the signs. It was written plain as day on your face, and with the scent being strong and obvious, Bloom’s anger rose the longer she smelled you. It also didn’t help that her good ears heard every second you had with her friends.

You wanted to speak, but no words could come out. Bloom also prevented you from saying anything, as all she had to do was hold out a single finger. The silence lingered before Bloom finally spat out her fury.

“Up or down?!” she asked in the lowest and calmest tone she could muster.

“What?” you gulped, unable to put a guess in this terrified state of mind as to what she meant.

“DOWN IT IS!” she couldn’t stop herself from yelling anymore as the veins on her muscular arms popped out as she clenched her fists. She then grabbed you by the throat and lifted you off your feet. Gripping you tighter to the point of threatening to break your neck, you then learned what she meant by ‘down’ as she jumped up and slammed you hard enough for you to go through the floor.

In the basement, two workers who were spending the time trying out the wines kept in the basement only looked up as you went through, still halfway sticking from the ceiling. They shrugged as it wasn’t really their business what happened to you. They continued to drink the wine as you were probably going to need a few shots of liquor to numb the pain.

Overwhelmed with agony and ears ringing, you were barely conscious as you looked at the basement from above. In addition to making Bloom blow a gasket, Wolf would most certainly chew you out the next morning too since he was going to have to hire a contractor to fix the floor. Even if that was the case, you smiled weakly as it was worth it to put a smile on a mare’s face.

*next morning*

As you expected, Wolf was the one to find you unconscious the next morning. He did indeed give you an earful since the repairs for the floor wouldn’t be cheap. Fixing you up once more, he sighed at all that’s happened the last three days.

While you wished to see what else Shard Meadows had to offer, you’ve all overstayed your welcome and the holidays were literally tomorrow. You did promise to make sure the rest of your family would come over for the next visit. With Hiddenite fired, it would be safe for Wolf to bring Solarium next time.

Wolf does tell you they should make a full week for you and your family to relax and enjoy themselves. Maybe he could even teach Celestia how to fire a gun like he taught her sister. Having that thought, you were having so many mixed feelings about seeing your sun lover holding a gun, but for now it was best to just get everyone home safely.

“Why don’t you come back for New Year’s Eve?” Spirit suggested, insisting that you didn’t have to wait long to return.

You thought about it as you’d like to ask your family before jumping into something. Wolf and the others agreed it was for the best.

Wolf then, using the same dagger as before, opened the portal back to your home. He was quick to reveal to you that he had already sent the other dagger to your place so you could return home without the hassle. Your friends did thank him for inviting them as they returned back to Ponyville one at a time.

Your little ones gave Wolf and his siblings some hugs as they too thanked them for the awesome time and hoped he would be back on Hearth’s Warming Eve.

You are the last one as you thanked them for the hospitality. “It’s still going to be troublesome explaining all this,” you showed off your bandages as to how you were going to explain this to your lovers. Last time you came home covered in bandages, you were put under house arrest.

Wolf laughed as an idea came to mind. “Just say you tried to catch a raccoon and it backfired,” he stated.

You wanted to protest, but...

“Given it’s him, they might believe it,” Big Mac, who managed to hear that, stuck his head back out from the portal before pulling it back in.

The Shard siblings all laughed as you sighed and just went with it. You gave Wolf a hug as you do wonder if he’d be returning in time for Hearth’s Warming Eve. Wolf, Spirit, and Bloom all agreed as they wanted to spend time with their newest edition, but they had to finish up something before they could come over to Ponyville.

With another hug, you gave each of them a thumbs up as you left back home.

Once you were gone, the portal sealed as the siblings made sure the coast was clear.

“So... You got the stuff?” Wolf asked his brother.

Spirit smirked as he walked over and grabbed a large cement bag from behind a bush. “All ready to go.”

A few minutes later, all three siblings were finished with the preparations and were ready for the main part.

“I can’t believe it’s been this long since we last did this,” Bloom said, almost amazed at how they hadn’t done this in years. Then again, so much has changed for all three of them.

“I know, right? Now we can finally bury this roach from the pile,” Wolf smirked, as over his shoulder, he showed a large roll up piece of fabric he was carrying before tossing it in the large hole in front of them.

“To think they believe so little in us,” Spirit wondered as to how the family could have so little faith in them because of their choices in life. Then again so much has changed as they can’t believe they still have realize

“Ah no dejes que te afecten hermano.” Wolf brought out a small industrial cement mixer as he just finished the first batch of freshly-made cement.

All the siblings all stared down into the hole, as within the fabric, something moved as they smiled almost devilishly as the fabric hid something they hoped would be awake for the main fun.

Hiddenite, who no one had seen ever since he was fired, was all battered, bloody and bruised. His wonderful mustache all crickled and some patches of his fur had been ripped off as his eyes showed only terror in them. He thought he could get away since he thought they would just let him go. He would have been back at Adalland’s home and reporting his findings, but that was obviously not going to happen.

“Hola hermano, nuestro amigo está despierto,” Spirit smirked as he stared down at the disgruntled former butler.

“Amigo? Brother, don’t call this bastardo that,” Bloom growled as the diamond dog in the hole was anything but a friend to them.

“Hermano, hermana. Don’t worry too much about that...” Wolf finished mixing the top of the cement batch as he looked down at the hole. “We’re just sending our ‘friend’ on a one way ticket to the promised land. Then again for this cabron, that’s a feeble dream.” Wolf knelt down at the hole.

With his mouth all taped up and stuffed with the foulest underwear the trio could find, Hiddenite could only stare in fear as all three siblings glared down at him. Oh, how careless and stupid he was to think that they were weak. Right now in his last moments, he realized they were anything but weak.

Despite not being controlled by Adalland, they still had a side of him only those wouldn’t dare to show.

“So... Bloom... Spirit. Care to help do the honors?” Wolf asks as he stared down at the butler who only brought pain to his puphood.

Hiddenite tried to break free from the fabric as he knew what was coming next. Seeing all three stare with such demonic auras, he only prayed someone would save him. Maybe Adalland would come to his rescue...

Sadly, it wasn’t fast enough.

“Let’s!” both siblings exclaimed as they helped push the cement mixer to the hole. Making sure it was facing directly into the hole, Hiddenite squirmed in horror as no one would ever hear his screams.

How he failed his master for the first... and last time.

He only had enough time to close his eyes as the freshly warmed cement poured onto him, sealing his fate.

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WHOA WHAT ANOTHER CRAZY YE- *comes in and sees author and MC with a revolver as MC puts revolver to head* HEY WAIT THE HELL!? *rushes and takes the revolver out of hand.*

HEY WHAT THE HELL!

*looks at author and MC* ARE YOU TWO PENDEJOS LOCO OR SOMETHING?!

Hey don’t yell at me, he’s the one who wanted to try.

RUSSIAN ROULETTE?! YOU BOTH THOUGHT THAT WAS A GOOD IDEA?!

Again, he suggested it, not me. Though I’m surprised he was about to try it anyway.

*flabbergasted* you can’t be serious. And you let him do it?

*shrugs*

Look Wolf, I thought we would try something new for a change and he agreed

To what *removes cylinder and tries to remove bullets* splatter your brains all over the- *looks inside cylinder and sees no bullets* It’s empty.

*growls* Dammit Wolf! You weren’t supposed to do that.

What do you mean? What, were trying to do kill yourself with air?

No idiot, the gun was actually a distraction.

A distraction for what exactly?

*pulls out handgun from jacket and aims at the author* FOR THIS MOTHER FU- *pulls trigger as slider slides back and nothing comes out* The hell? *looks at the gun and down at the magazine. Sees it was empty* Wait, where did it... *hears bullets falling on the ground. Turns to author*

*starts removing bullets from magazine with a smirk*

Oh, you slippery sadistic walking herpy

*smiles* Glad we are on the same page. Next time make sure to check your gun before trying that stunt again.

SO FOLKS OF FIMFICTION THE AUTHOR HERE JUST WANTS TO THANK YOU ALL FOR BEING SUCH GOOD FANS! I do apologize for how odd and confusing this chapter is as I really want to just be stupid and bring in something new for a change

Putting me almost in the hospital is your way of trying something new.

Well the real idea was to send you to mount ignoraius and toss you into the ring of dragon mating season but sadly i couldn’t find the script for that idea.

Dragon mating season?

That or have you spend a night with nightmare moon in the pits of her nightmare realm where you and wolf would be running from your worst fears to the point of insanity but she’s pissed with me still on that bunny outfit idea.

So….. after this chapter we are good now… please.

Oh f#$k no i’m just getting started. Better have a titanium cup on as i have something for you both in the future!

Seriously you are a bastard.

Hey be happy i warned you its the holidays so i’m being nice right now.

*both sighed*

Well folks of fimfictions from the author to our two favorite idiots of this story we all wish you a very hearths warming eve and.

AND A MERRY CHRISTMAS!