Dash and the Deer

by JujubeLand

Rating: mature
Tags: My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic, Rainbow Dash, Other, Sex, Random
Length: 7098

Rainbow Dash has fun with Dasher, Dancer, Prancer, Vixen, Comet, Cupid, Donder, and Blitzen.

When Rainbow Dash fills in for an injured reindeer on Hearth's Warming Eve, the whole crew offers to repay her for her kindness. Her idea? Sex. Lots and lots of sex.

Is this ridiculous? Yes...yes it is.

Should it be taken seriously? No...no it should not.

(Please note that this fic was submitted on April 1st.)

Published 2013-04-01 14:00:01 UTC
Last updated 2013-04-01 14:00:01 UTC

Eight Tiny Reindeer and One Little Pony

Rainbow Dash trotted into the stable with her head held high. It wasn't rare for the brash pegasus to be proud of herself, but tonight, she'd really done something worthy of praise. And praise she received: The cheers of eight happy reindeer echoed through the stable, punctuated by the stomp of their hooves in applause. In spite of herself, Rainbow blushed a little, but she still struck a heroic pose with her wings spread wide. “Aw yeah! Leave it to Rainbow Dash to save Hearth's Warming!”

Seven of the eight other mammals in the stable chuckled and gathered around Rainbow, patting her on the shoulder and offering their congratulations. The largest of them, a buck with impressive antlers who stood a full head taller than Rainbow Dash, raised a hoof in the air, and the others fell silent. He strode toward Rainbow slowly, and the smile on his face slowly formed into a look of deep respect. “Rainbow Dash, I think I speak on behalf of all of us when I say thank you, from the bottom of our hearts.” Murmurs of agreement rippled through the rest of the deer. “If you hadn't stepped in, I don't know what we would have done.”

“It was nothing Blitzen, really,” Rainbow said, simultaneously encouraged and embarrassed by the attention. Her eyes drifted all around the stable, making eye contact with each of the seven nearby reindeer in turn. Each of them wore either a large smile or a soft grin of gratitude, and they were all focused on her. She absentmindedly shuffled a hoof on the floor. “You guys needed help, and you called the right pony for the job.”

“I can see that,” Blitzen said with a chuckle. He turned around, and the other deer followed his gaze. “When Prancer went down, I was worried about whether or not we'd be able to make the deliveries in time.” On the far side of the stable, the eighth reindeer lay on the hay, his hind leg wrapped securely in a cast. The buck raised his hoof and gave a salute, which Blitzen and Dash returned. The large deer turned back toward the pegasus. “They weren't kidding when they said you were the best flier in Equestria.”

“Trust me, you guys,” Dash said, “the honor was mine. I've never gotten to visit the human world before.”

“What'd you think?” piped up Comet, a younger buck.

“It was pretty cool,” Dash answered, cocking her head. “Just kinda sucks that none of them could even see us.”

“It's for the best,” came a soothing voice from the pegasus' side. She turned to face Vixen, an older doe with soft eyes. “If any of them knew about this realm, they'd surely come here in droves, and the land would be overrun with them.”

“Yeah, I guess you're right,” Dash said. She cracked a smile. “Hey, is it true that they think Santa Claws is one of them?”

A few chuckles came from the gathered crowd, and after they'd died down, Donder, the second in command, said, “It kinda makes sense, if you think about it. Claws can appear as anything he wants, so if he's gonna be spotted, he makes sure to assume the form of a big, fat human. Kind of a weird disguise.”

“Yeah, but it works,” Blitzen said with a smile. “Even if he is a Draconequus, he can't stay invisible and keep us out of sight the whole time.”

“You know he has fun doing it,” said Dancer, a doe with a mischievous streak that was evident even to Dash.

All of the reindeer and the pegasus shared another laugh. The repeated “Ho, ho, ho!” from the sleigh throughout the course of the night had been evidence enough that Claws took his job a little too seriously sometimes.

As that bout of laughter died down, Dash sighed. She felt good, like she'd really made a difference. The desperate letter had been mysterious, sure, but it had been more than worth it to answer the call. She'd cherish the memories of zipping through the skies above the human cities and their strange buildings for the rest of her life, that was for sure. She extended a hoof toward Blitzen. “Hey Blitz?”

The big buck looked down, and recognizing the gesture, bumped his hoof against Rainbow's. She grinned. “It's been real, but I need to get going back to Ponyville.”

A collective groan of disappointment rose up from the reindeer. Blitzen, however, wore a steely frown. “Now Dash, there's no need to head back just yet.” All eyes in the stable were on him as he dipped his head down. “We all owe you a huge debt, and we don't want you to leave until we know how we can repay you for such a kindness.” The rest of the reindeer offered agreements, and each one followed Blitzen's lead and bowed their heads, even Prancer.

Rainbow blushed hard. She felt respected by these deer, almost revered in a sense. But how could she ask them for any type of reward? They worked hard year after year to ensure that Hearth's Warming Eve went off without a hitch, while she had filled in on this one occasion. Yet, here they were bowing to her. She felt it in her heart that she needed to pay them back for their decades of service, not the other way around. Clearly, however, they wouldn't take no for an answer. She scrambled to think of a way that she could accept their offer while also expressing her gratitude.

Then, an idea popped up in her mind. Her blush intensified, but the more she thought about it, the more it seemed like a good solution. She surveyed the bucks and does around her. Besides, she thought, it could be really, really fun.

“Okay, Blitz,” she said, stepping forward. The buck raised his head, and she continued, “I think I know how you can pay me back.” As quick as a flash, the pegasus lunged forward and locked her lips with the reindeer.

He recoiled a bit at first, but as Dash pressed into the kiss, she soon felt him push back. His taste was wild and rugged, like nothing she'd ever tasted before, and she flicked her tongue across his mouth a few times to absorb his unusual essence. Her hoof drifted up to pull him close, and his own hoof wrapped around the back of her neck to do the same.

Their kiss went on for quite a bit longer than she'd been expecting, but eventually, she pulled away from him panting slightly. His expression was one of surprise, but at the same time, she saw a hunger in his eyes that told him he'd enjoyed the kiss greatly and was willing to go further. Dash grasped his head with either hoof. “I've got kind of an exotic taste, Blitz, and I've never had a reindeer before.” She glanced around the room to see that the other deer had also raised their heads, and their faces were a menagerie of shock, curiosity, and in the case of Vixen, half-lidded eyes burning with lust.

Oh yeah, Dash thought, this is gonna be really, really fun.

Blitzen was silent for a moment, and he too looked into the eyes of his fellow reindeer, seemingly gauging their reactions. For a second, Rainbow Dash thought she might have overstepped her bounds, but soon Blitzen looked back down at her with a warm smile. “I think we can take care of that, Rainbow Dash.” He leaned down and met her in another kiss, this one not as long but much more fierce. She even felt his warm pink tongue swipe across her lips a few times, and she relished the sensation.

When the kiss broke, Blitzen stepped back from her, and she stood there with a flushed face. Her wings were already starting to spread out from the arousal coursing through her body. “We've always been very open with each other,” Blitzen said with a sly grin, “and I think it'll be easy to include you in a few of our reindeer games, if you know what I mean.”

Rainbow chuckled at his not-so-subtle humor, then lifted a forehoof and swept her eyes across the deer in the room. “All right, sounds good to me. So, who's first?”

“Do you prefer bucks or does?” Donder asked.

“Either one is cool with me,” Dash said.

“How about both at once?” Vixen whispered from beside Dash, and suddenly, the pegasus realized how close the doe was to her. She flinched, but then brought her head back towards Vixen. Without a word, Rainbow Dash and Vixen began to kiss, a much more sloppy affair than her makeout session with Blitzen. She was vaguely aware of movement around her, and she blushed as Vixen's tongue poked into her mouth and swirled around, exploring the pegasus with vigor and ease that let Dash know the deer had done this before.

A hoof started to stroke Dash's croup, and she pulled away from her kiss with Vixen to look behind her. There stood Comet, staring intently at her rump as he rubbed her back just above her tail. She hummed softly in pleasure, then said, “It's cool if you want to touch, Comet.”

The young buck looked up at her, his cheeks burning with nervousness. He gave a nervous nod, and Dash flicked her tail to the side, allowing him full access to her more interesting parts. He gulped as she shook her rump a little, trying to encourage the clearly sheepish reindeer. Vixen whispered in her ear, “Take your time with Comet, Dash. He's young, hasn't been doing this very long.”

“No prob,” Dash said with a smile. She met Comet's eyes. “Go ahead, Comet. Give it a lick.”

Another nervous nod from the young buck was soon followed by a swift brush of his tongue across her marehood. It was like a jolt of electricity, but it was all too brief. “Take your time, buddy,” Dash said with a smirk. “Feels better if you don't go super-fast.” He followed her instruction, and her body shuddered as his tongue teased her puffy lips. “Ooh yeah, that's more like it. Keep it up.”

A hoof pressed into Dash's cheek and turned her head, and she came face to face with Vixen once again. They pressed their muzzles into one another again, their tongues eagerly becoming involved. Dash shivered from the stimulation of reindeer tongues at both her mouth and her marehood, and she hummed her satisfaction into Vixen's mouth as Comet started to get a little more adventurous, pushing his tongue past her labia and into her passage. He may have been nervous, but it seemed like he was getting the hang of it.

Vixen pulled away from the kiss, and Dash breathed heavily as the pleasure began to course through her body from the ministrations at her marehood. The doe in front of her smiled seductively, then turned her body around and stuck her sizable rump in the air in front of Dash. “Why don't you show me what you can do, Rainbow Dash?” the sexy doe said, winking at the pegasus.

Dash grinned and leaned forward, inhaling Vixen's scent. It was surprisingly strong, and Dash's senses swirled with lust as the constant pleasure at her lower lips continued. She immediately dove forward and rubbed her nose against the doe's vagina, drawing a cry of surprise. Dash's tongue snaked out and began to swirl around the circumference of Vixen's inner walls as she drew on her past experiences with mares to give Vixen the maximum pleasure. Soft moans of bliss arose from the doe, and her hips pushed back against Dash as if begging her to go even deeper.

The steady stream of pleasure coming from Comet's tonguing was pushed to the back of Rainbow Dash's mind as she concentrated on satisfying Vixen. She still hummed on occasion as the young buck hit a sensitive spot, which in turn caused Vixen to express her approval and clench her already tight passage around Dash's tongue. While she was focused on satisfying Vixen's longing, however, Dash hadn't forgotten her own, nor that of the buck behind her. She planted a soft kiss on Vixen's lower lips before turning her head to look back at Comet, whose face was still buried in her rump. “Hey Comet,” she said, and he raised his head, his eyes glassy and his lips coated with moisture. “You can stick it in any time.”

He blushed again, but answered with a quick “Okay.” He stepped back, and Dash caught a glimpse of what he had to work with as he reared up and placed his hooves on her rear, shuffling his hind legs forward in order to line himself up with the pegasus. His member wasn't as thick as a stallion's, but it looked to be just as long, and Dash felt a rush of heat as she anticipated his penetration.

Vixen, however, was not to be neglected, and as Comet adjusted his hips in preparation, Dash turned her attention back to the lovely doe. Two long, slow licks along the folds of the deer's entrance drew lustful moans from Vixen, and Dash smiled before diving back in with her tongue to tickle the sensitive parts that lay inside.

Her head popped up in surprise, however, as she felt something smooth and warm slip inside her marehood. “Ah!” She cried out as Comet found his mark and began to push inside her. It felt marvelous as inch after inch of him sank into her passage, which was more than wet enough to let him slide in easily. “Oh yes,” she hissed as he nearly bottomed out. The buck breathed heavily, and Dash took solace in the fact that it probably felt just as good for him as it did for her. Again, though, she couldn't focus on just one deer, and the time for subtlety was over. Her head dove down to Vixen, and she pushed her tongue past the doe's lower lips with vigor, licking wherever she could reach.

Then, Comet started to rock his hips, and Dash moaned her approval into Vixen's quivering passage. The doe shook and cried out, and Rainbow Dash redoubled her efforts as Comet's slow – almost agonizingly slow – motions filled her head with pleasure. To Dash's surprise, he began to pick up speed rather rapidly, grunting with each thrust, and Dash knew he wouldn't last very long if he kept up that pace. Rather than tell him to slow down, however, she moved her lips to Vixen's exposed clit and clamped down on it, suckling the love button hard while brushing her tongue across it.

The result was expected and most welcome. Vixen practically screamed out and shook with pleasure, and Dash brought her tongue down to lick up the doe's juices as she came hard. The pegasus slurped up as much of the clear liquid as she could, enjoying the taste on her tongue. Her body, however, still rocked back and forth from Comet's increasingly vigorous thrusts, and she finally withdrew her tongue from Vixen and moaned out her pleasure as the pleasure from the buck's rutting shot through her.

Soon, Comet cried out, “Ah! I'm – I'm cumming!” Rainbow's tongue lolled out as he pushed hard into her one final time before swiftly pulling out. She felt the slap of his rock-hard erection on her rump, and a second later, thick ropes of semen began to decorate her back. They splattered on her wings, on her back, and finally on her rump as Comet grunted and gasped with each shot.

The smell of sex hung in the air as the pony and the two deer breathed deeply, recovering from their carnal activities. Vixen's rump had dropped to the floor of the stable, and she managed to stand on shaky legs and turn around to softly kiss Dash's lips one final time. “I have to admit,” the doe said breathlessly, “you know a thing or two about pleasing a doe.” She slowly turned and walked away, giving Dash one final wink.

Comet, meanwhile, removed his hooves from Dash's croup and stood breathing heavily as his penis retracted into its sheath. “S-sorry I didn't last longer, R-Rainbow Dash,” he said between pants.

She smiled at him and planted a kiss on the reindeer's forehead. “You did fine, Comet. It felt great.” She blew on his ear, which caused the deer to huff and twitch. “You're gonna be an awesome lover if you keep that up,” she whispered, and she patted him on the shoulder. A goofy grin grew on Comet's face, and he walked past her in the same direction that Vixen had gone. Dash, meanwhile, stepped back and looked around the room, having zoned out what the rest of the deer were doing. “Okay,” she said, “who's next?”

From the look of it, the rest of the bucks in the room were sporting rather impressive erections from having watched her do the deed with Comet and Vixen, and Dancer's eyes burned with fire. They were waiting patiently, but Dash could tell that all six were eager to join in, even Prancer, who lay back against a hay bale and slowly stroked his hardening member.

From among the remaining six, Cupid and Dancer stepped forward. “You guys, huh?” Dash asked.

Dancer chuckled. “You better believe it.”

“And we've got a surprise for you,” Cupid added with a lascivious grin. He gestured toward Dancer, who reached behind a nearby stable door and extracted a rather large implement that Dash immediately recognized.

“You guys like the toys, huh?” the pegasus said, feeling a fresh surge of heat within her at the sight of the double-ended dildo. Each false member was thick and black and long, and as intimidating as it looked, Dash could only imagine how amazing it would be with one of its ends buried in her aching nethers.

“You'd better believe it,” Dancer answered with a wicked smile. “And we're ready to get started if you are.”

For the first time, Dash noticed that Cupid's member seemed to glisten, and she realized that while she'd been having fun with the first two, the rest of the deer had likely been preparing for their own turns at fun. The dildo also appeared to be coated with a rather generous coating of lube, something for which Dash was quite grateful. She flashed her confident smile. “You bet I am.”

“All right then,” Cupid said. With an air of authority, he said, “Rainbow Dash, you'll take one end of the dildo and mount Dancer. If you're okay with it, I'll take you from behind.”

“You mean in the rump?” Dash asked, raising an eyebrow.

“Is that all right?” Dancer asked.

Dash tried to stop herself from blushing, but found it impossible. “Y-Yeah, that's fine.”

Cupid frowned. “Look, if you're not okay with it, we can take turns.”

“Nah, it's cool,” Dash answered with as much bravado as she could muster. She'd had anal in the past, but it had been a while. The thought of it started to get her excited, much more than she expected. “Just don't cum inside, okay?”

Cupid nodded. “Of course.”

“Shall we?” Dancer said.

Rainbow Dash was more than ready. She moved toward the two deer, and both of them leaned their heads down to kiss her on the cheek. She gave them kisses back, and for a few moments, the three of them breathed in one another's scents. Finally, however, Dancer stepped away from the other two and handed the dildo to Dash, then turned around and lifted her hindquarters. She was skinnier and more wiry than Vixen, but she was still dead sexy to Dash's eyes, especially presenting herself like she was. An issue, however, suddenly presented itself in Dash's mind. “Um, Dancer?”

The doe looked back at Rainbow. “What's up?”

“You guys are a little taller than I am,” Dash said. “How're we gonna work that out?”

Cupid and Dancer both laughed, and the doe said, “I guess you're right.” Dash watched in awe as the skinny doe bent her front legs down to the floor, then spread her hind legs out, causing her rump to sink lower. “Better?” Dancer asked.

“Yeah, but are you okay? That doesn't look very comfortable,” Rainbow said, amazed that Dancer wasn't even wincing in pain.

“It's all right, Rainbow Dash,” Cupid said, patting Dash on the shoulder. “I think you'll find that Dancer is quite flexible.”

Rainbow licked her lips. “Awesome.” She stepped up to Dancer and said, “Gonna stick this monster in now, okay?”

“Go ahead,” Dancer said with a voluptuous tone.

Rainbow Dash could tell that these two were going to be very interesting, and she still burned with desire from her previous session. She hadn't yet orgasmed, but she had the feeling that it was very possible that she would achieve one from the impending double penetration. Her cheeks burned just thinking about it. Carefully, she took the dildo in her hand and stepped up to Dancer. She rubbed the tip of one end along the deer's labia, teasing her and making her moan, but a desperate look back made Rainbow realize that Dancer was already quite prepared to take the false member inside her. Without hesitation, Rainbow Dash pushed the dildo into Dancer.

The deer let Dash know exactly how she felt. “Oh, that's it,” she growled as the dildo sank deeper into her. “All the way inside, Rainbow Dash.” Her voice was incredibly hot, and Rainbow found herself turned on all over again. Finally, she reached the dildo's limit, and Dancer sighed heavily as Rainbow took up position above the prone deer. Dancer peered over her shoulder at the pegasus. “C'mon now, Dash, stick that thing in.”

Rainbow was more than ready. The flared head of the fake member slipped easily past her lower lips, and Rainbow hummed out in pleasure as she let the hard rubber sink deeper into herself, holding it steady with her hoof so that it wouldn't push any further into Dancer. The sensation of being filled, even if it was with a fake penis, sent her mind reeling once again, and she let out little gasps of joy as she stopped at the halfway point of the dildo. She looked down between herself and Dancer, and behind the deer's tuft of a tail, all she could see was a few inches of thick black rubber. The whole situation was incredibly hot.

It was, however, about to get even hotter. A breathy voice at Dash's ear said, “Now lean forward.” She'd almost forgotten about Cupid, but she obeyed his instruction, hissing as the dildo rubbed against her inner walls. Using her wings as a balance, she steadied herself and brought her front hooves back, spreading her cheeks wide to allow Cupid easier access to her rump.

To his credit, the first thing she felt wasn't his member plunging into her backside. Instead, a warm liquid dribbled down her rump, and she moaned out as Cupid poured a healthy amount of lube around her pucker, then kneaded it into her ass, forcing enough of it into her anal passage to cause Rainbow to gasp. The feeling of anything inside that part of her was always a bit strange, and the hot lubricant made her quiver in anticipation.

That same breathy, lust-filled voice came to her ear. “Ready, Rainbow Dash?”

She whispered back, “Bring it on,” and without wasting any time, Cupid did just that. Both he and Dash gasped as he sank into her ass, and she moved forward, which in turn caused Dancer to gasp as the dildo did its work. Rainbow tried to stay as still as possible as Cupid pushed his erection into her slowly, but it was difficult to fight the sensations of the buck's erection inside her other hole. She already felt full from the thick dildo, but the penetration of her ass at the same time was driving her absolutely crazy.

Or at least, she thought it was. Without warning, Cupid and Dancer began to move in tandem, and Dash's brain nearly exploded from the sudden flood of unbelievable pleasure. “Aah!” The surge of ecstasy was nigh overwhelming, and Rainbow barely managed to fight back the urge to turn to putty. As it was, she found her senses spiraling out of her control.

The coordinated effort of Cupid in her ass and Dancer in her marehood was certainly unexpected, but Dash somehow managed to regain some grip on reality. In between loud pants, she said, “You guys – hah! – have done this – unh! – before, haven't – ah! – haven't you?”

Dancer simply moaned in response, while Cupid let out a little breathy chuckle. “You could say...we've ridden this train...a few times,” he said while maintaining a rhythm of long, deep, slow thrusts into Dash's ass. “You like it...Rainbow Dash?”

“Oh yeah,” she panted out, her tongue lolling out of her mouth as the pleasure gripped her body. The false penis grinding into her marehood and the very real one assaulting her anal passage were being manipulated in perfect timing; while one retracted, the other pushed in so that she never felt empty, but rather wonderfully full.

A third deer's voice came to Dash's ears as she continued to ride out Cupid and Dancer's efforts. “Can I join in?” The thought of another deer joining in made Rainbow concerned, but when she looked up, she saw Dasher standing with a wry smile.

Dancer answered from beneath Dash, “Sure thing, Dasher,” and Rainbow tensed up, wondering how this newcomer would contribute.

Cupid seemed to sense her nervousness, and he stroked her side. “Don't worry, Rainbow Dash,” he said softly. “Dasher here just really likes to watch. Don't you, Dasher?”

The buck didn't respond. He was too busy stroking his erection as he sat back on his haunches, only inches away from Cupid's face. His eyes shifted up and down, surveying the entire scene with a hungry, half-lidded gaze. Rainbow Dash focused on his cock, which jerked and twitched with his hoof's rapid motions, and she growled with lust as she watched Dasher masturbate in front of her while both of her holes were pounded by the very talented Cupid and Dancer.

Gradually, the speed of the thrusts increased, and Dash felt herself climbing steadily towards her peak. She kept her eyes locked on Dasher's impressive member, moaning louder and louder as she was rutted by the other two reindeer. From above her, Cupid let out a stream of encouragement. “Oh Dash, you're so good! Your ass feels amazing! It's so hot and tight, agh!” Rainbow's moans became yelps, and finally, with one final scream, she felt her insides burst with heat as an orgasm washed over her. The thrusting, however, didn't stop, and like waves crashing onto the ocean shore, Rainbow Dash rode out miniature orgasm after miniature orgasm until at last, she heard Cupid and Dancer cry out, seemingly at the same moment.

Suddenly, the cock was extracted from her ass, and with a yell of “So good!” from the buck, she soon felt the warmth of Cupid's cum decorating her wings and back, striking in many of the same spots that Comet's had only a little while earlier. Beneath her, Dancer shivered and let out staggered breaths as she hit her high as well, and Rainbow Dash gave a little push of her hips to give a little more pleasure to the talented doe. Only a few seconds later, Dasher gritted his teeth and grunted loudly as he finally exploded, and both Rainbow and Dancer opened their mouths and stuck out their tongues. They caught very little of the buck's seed; most of it ended up on Dancer's coat, while some managed to lodge itself in Rainbow's mane. What Dash did get on her tongue, she quickly swallowed. It was bitter and salty, and she smacked her lips at the taste.

Rainbow's wings lay limp at her sides as her chest heaved with long, slow breaths. She felt the veil of tiredness pressing in on her, but she willed herself to stay awake. From below her, she heard Dancer's silky voice, “How was that?”

“Awesome,” Rainbow said with a silly smile. “You guys really know what you're doing.”

“Thanks,” Cupid said as he nuzzled her cheek. “Like I said, we've had a lot of practice.”

Rainbow returned his nuzzle. “I can see that.”

“Rainbow Dash?” Dancer asked, leaning and tilting her head to look at Dash.

“What's up?”

“Would you mind getting off me?” Dancer said with a sweet smile.

Dash chuckled. “Heh, sorry about that. One sec.” With a little effort, Rainbow Dash managed to pull the dildo out of both herself and Dancer, then got up and allowed the deer to do the same. “There ya go.”

Dancer leaned down and kissed Rainbow's forehead. “Thank you, Rainbow Dash. For everything.”

Cupid and Dasher echoed her sentiment, and Rainbow smiled back, accepting their gratitude with joy and humility. She felt absolutely euphoric; she'd never imagined that reindeer could be so talented at sex. By her count, however, there were still three bucks left to satisfy, and despite her coat stained with cum and the feeling of fatigue, she was determined to do just that.

It seemed like Blitzen and Donder were already aware of that fact, as she turned to find both of them standing directly in front of her. She glanced underneath their large frames to catch sight of their members, and she nickered at the sight of the two long black cocks hanging down. “How are you doing, Rainbow?” Blitzen asked, a hint of concern in his voice.

“It's been...well, it's been kinda crazy, but still pretty awesome,” Dash responded with a weak smile.

“Do you need to take a break?” Donder asked.

Refusing to show any signs of weakness, Rainbow shook her head. “Nah, I'm still good to go.”

“Tell you what,” Blitzen said with a soft smile. “There's still one other reindeer left.” He gestured toward Prancer, who was sporting a rather large erection of his own. “Why don't you take care of him?”

“You guys'll be ready when I'm done, yeah?” Rainbow said with a raised eyebrow and a sly grin.

Both Blitzen and Donder smirked. “You'd better believe it,” Donder said.

Rainbow flashed her smile at them once more and slowly walked toward Prancer. Her legs were a little wobbly, but with effort, she made her way to the reclining reindeer with the injured leg. She stood near his hindquarters. “How you doin', big guy?” Dash said with a grin.

“Been enjoying the show,” Prancer said with a smile.

“Well it's time to get involved,” Rainbow said, eying the buck's penis. Her eyes drifted to the cast on his leg, and she pointed to it. “That's gonna make things a little complicated, but I've got an idea. Can you roll onto your back?”

Prancer nodded and did just that, his erection now pointing up at an angle.

“Perfect.” Rainbow smiled. “Now just lay back and enjoy yourself, got it?”

The buck's only response was a grunt of pleasure as Rainbow leaned down and licked the base of his shaft. He had a strong musk, one that blended in with the smell of sex that pervaded the entire stable. Her tongue went to work, running up and down the length of his cock and covering his length with her saliva. He'd gotten himself hard from watching the previous acts, but she still felt him throb as she slathered his erection with moisture. He hissed and gasped, which only encouraged her to continue her licks.

Finally, with his penis amply coated, she brought her lips up to the tip. She locked eyes with him and took the top of his member into her mouth, then suckled like it was a lollipop. He threw his head back and moaned loudly, and Rainbow smiled as she continued to suck lightly. Her hoof reached out to stroke his shaft slowly, only adding to his pleasure.

It wasn't going to take long for Prancer to finish, so after a few strokes, she withdrew her hoof and started to lower her head towards his hips, taking his cock into her mouth and throat as she descended. Her tongue never ceased its work, swirling around the outside of his shaft wherever it could reach as his scent filled her nostrils. His front hoof came to rest atop her head, though he made no move to force her down. “Aah, Rainbow, I'm close,” he muttered as she took nearly his whole length into her mouth.

Her goal, however, was to make him feel as good as possible, and with a wink at Prancer, she began to bob her head up and down along his length. He cried out in pleasure as she held nothing back, her lips sliding along his rock-hard shaft while her tongue licked its underside. She felt him start to throb more frequently, and at last, his warning cry came. “Rainbow Dash! I'm – unh!”

While she'd pulled her head up quickly, the first shot of his semen came inside her mouth. Despite the sudden sensation of that taste, however, she managed to extract her head from his penis before the second spurt burst out of it. Her hoof stroked him hard and fast as he came, growling out his approval as he unloaded. She shut her eyes as Prancer continued to cum, splattering her face and chin with his warm seed. At last, he let out a long breath of sheer relief, and she opened her eyes to see that he had laid his head back on the hay, a look of sheer satisfaction on his face.

“Pretty good,” came Blitzen's voice from behind her, and Dash turned toward him. He and Donder had apparently come to watch her blowjob, and both of them bore eager smiles. Blitzen went on, “How was it for you, Prancer?”

“She's...whoo, she's good,” the injured buck said, and Rainbow briefly smiled down at him.

“Let's see just how good,” Donder said, and both bucks brought their heads down to Rainbow's level. They licked her cheeks, seemingly taking some of the lingering cum, and she licked them back as they cleaned her face. It wasn't a particularly romantic gesture, but at that moment, she felt more cared for than at any other time that night. She brought a hoof up and stroked the chins of both bucks.

When her face was thoroughly licked, Blitzen and Donder began to move. Blitzen moved to Dash's left, while Donder went to her right. As their bodies shifted, the bucks spoke. Blitzen started, “You know, Dash, Donder and I are actually brothers.”

Donder continued, “And in our native language, our names mean 'Thunder' and 'Lightning.'”

“So,” Blitzen said, leaning down to whisper in Rainbow's ear. “Are you ready for the perfect storm?”

Rainbow Dash let out a short laugh at the terrible joke, and the two brothers joined her. Any tension she may have felt melted away, and she looked up at first one buck, then the other. “Sure thing, you two. What did you have in mind?”

Donder said, “I kind of want to see how good of a blowjob you can really do.”

From his prone position on the hay, Prancer spoke up. “It's good!”

Rainbow chuckled, and with a flare of her wings, she said, “What he said.”

Blitzen's voice came from behind Rainbow. “And I think your marehood looks awfully tight.” He nudged her rump with his nose. “How about I find out for myself?”

“Let's do it,” Rainbow said, eager to get down to what looked to be the final sex act of the evening. While it would be relief to her tired body, her spirits still soared with the knowledge that not only were these reindeer paying her back for her willingness to help, but she was also showing them her respect and admiration.

A noise from the corner of the stable caught Dash's attention, and she looked away from the two large bucks for a moment to see what it was. She grinned when she saw Comet mounting Vixen, pumping away at the older mare with quick thrusts. “Guess he wasn't done yet,” she said, pointing a hoof towards the rutting deer.

Blitzen said, “I guess not. And neither are they.” Rainbow looked at him and followed his hoof to where he was pointing. Dancer and Cupid were lying in a tangled pile of hooves and coats while Dasher sat off to the side, his member already hard again as he watched the other two pairs of reindeer getting down to business.

“Cool,” Rainbow Dash said. “But y'know, you guys are the only two who haven't had a taste of the Rainbow.” She cocked her head and flared her wings. “How about it?”

“With pleasure,” Donder said, and the brothers closed in on Rainbow. She ducked underneath the body of Donder; her mouth found his cock, and she immediately took the tip between her lips and gave it the same treatment that she'd given Prancer's. The result was the same as well: Donder groaned out his approval, and his hind leg stamped as she sucked him.

Her eyes widened when Blitzen took up his position with his hooves to either side of her body and brushed the head of his penis against her lower lips. He wasted no time in slipping his erection into her waiting folds, and Rainbow pressed her rump back against him, eager to take his entirety into herself.

The night had been wonderful and fun, and Rainbow once again found herself lost in the wonders of sexual bliss as Blitzen started to pump his hips. Her earlier pounding had left her sensitive, and the mounting from behind sent ripples of pleasure through her body. She kept her lips locked firmly around Donder's cock, only withdrawing to draw a deep breath on occasion before closing her mouth around his shaft again. She barely had to expend any effort at all; Blitzen's thrusts pushed her forward, which sent Donder's erection further down her throat and caused her to moan. The brothers let out a variety of noises, each of which let her know that they were enjoying themselves immensely.

Rainbow Dash too found her pleasure building for the second time that night, and she shut her eyes as she rode out Blitzen's steady rutting. Each of her other senses did a fine job of filling her with ecstasy. The smell of Donder's strong musk, as well as the scent of sheer sex that had overtaken the stable, swirled around her head. The reindeer's member left a strong salty taste on her tongue, and she eagerly slurped her tongue along its length. Blitzen's hips slapping against hers and the grunts and groans of the two bucks made her swell with both pride and happiness. And of course, the feel of a long cock pumping into her marehood and another grinding in her mouth drove her wild.

Donder was the first to cum, and this time, Rainbow kept her mouth clamped over his member as he let loose his load. She swallowed as quickly as she could, not letting the taste linger on her tongue for too long. Even so, some of his semen managed to dribble out of her mouth and onto the hay below. At last, his cock ceased throbbing, and he pulled out of her mouth with a sigh of satisfaction.

With her mouth free, Rainbow's moans of pleasure were now audible, and every one of Blitzen's thrusts drew another cry of joy out of her. Her wings stuck straight out on either side of her as his whole body heaved with the effort of rutting her, his warm midsection rubbing against her back. She reached a hoof back and rubbed her clit vigorously, desperate to reach her peak.

The extra stimulation on her love button did the trick, and after only a few short seconds, Rainbow Dash let out one last yell as her marehood tightened around Blitzen's member. He thankfully slowed his speed as an orgasm tore through her, and the front half of her body collapsed to the floor as she felt surge after surge of pleasure. Her eyes rolled back in her head as Blitzen started to pump a little faster again, the intense feeling within Rainbow beginning to subside. She was vaguely aware of the buck saying, “Rainbow Dash! Ah! Inside or – unh! – outside?”

In a raspy voice, she said, “Inside!” Only a few moments later, Blitzen gave one final push forward and burst, filling Rainbow Dash with his warm seed. She panted as he unleashed spurt after spurt of cum, finally pulling out when he was fully spent.

The haze of a second orgasm left Rainbow Dash rather dizzy, and tiredness began to overcome her. She gave one last look around the stable. Comet and Vixen lay beside each other, his hoof draped over her back. Dancer and Cupid still lay tangled in one another, but this time, their eyes were closed and their breaths were slow and steady. Dasher lay on his side only a few feet away, also asleep. Prancer lay back on his bed of hay with a happy smile. On Rainbow's right lay Donder, his own eyes growing heavy, and on her left, Blitzen lowered himself to the floor. “So how do you feel, Rainbow Dash?” asked the buck.

“It's been a great night,” Dash said, and she let out a long yawn. “Remind me to thank all you guys tomorrow morning.”

The large reindeer nuzzled the pegasus' cheek. “It'll be a happy Hearth's Warming thanks to you. It's the least we could do.” He yawned as well. “Have a good sleep, Rainbow Dash.”

She smiled back at him. “You too, Blitz. Happy Hearth's Warming.” Rainbow nestled into a warm, dry patch of hay, and soon, she was fast asleep, her body exhausted but her spirit completely content.

Author's Note

What better story to submit on April Fool's Day than an absolutely ridiculous one? I hope you liked it, and please, for the love all that is sacred, don't take this thing seriously. It was written on a whim, and mostly as a joke.