Pirate Dash's shippang adventure

by Mysterious Troll

Rating: everyone
Tags: Main 6, My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic, Romance, Comedy, Random, Adventure
Length: 1211

Pirate Dash on an epic jurney.

Pirate Dash has gotten board of Twilight and seeks out other romantic possibilities.
Arthor's Notes: This is the first fic I have ever ritten. Pleas be nice with your coments. All Charters used in this story belong to their respective creators.

Published 2013-04-01 18:20:03 UTC
Last updated 2013-04-01 18:20:03 UTC

Captor too

Pirate Dish then left to explor. As she went flying, she eventually encounturd a grayed Applejack who is most curtainly not discorded. As she came op on her, she sayd “Hey Applejack, whatcha’ doin’?”

Applajack them said, “What aren’t yall doin’ here Rainbow Dash? Don’t yall lack a pirate ship?”

Pirate Dash in retorn, answered buck, “I’m right here, and I do have a ship but I left it to look for other ships because I got bored of Bookworm.”

Aplejack, after thinking about whut she just said, replied said, “Well you came to the wrong place, ah don’t love you at all.”

Pirat Dash, then sait, “Oh, then I guess I’ll look elsewhere then. Sorry to leave you…lyin’” Goaning ensued agun. Pirato Dash then continued her flight for the one fore her.

Applejick in response, shouted, “DON’T WAIT!!!” and as Pirate Dash left, Applejak started to cry, saying to herself, “Why don’t ah always lie?"

Chaiptor tree

  As hour protagonist continues on hir journey, she encounterz Fluttershy. Shi is currently leading aminals to there home’s. Write then, Pirut Dash aksed Fluttershy, “Hey what are you doing?”

Flutersy uswered back, “Um…just leading these animals back to their homes. I should probably ask you the same.”

Irate Dash repondse, “Just looking for other possible choices for romance.”

Fluttershy thinks, ten answers bak, “Oh, um, I’m not sure if I’m interested in that kind of love. Sorry.”

Pirit Dash then amswers wit, “It’s okay, I’ll look elsewhere. I figured you’d…shy away from romance.” *Q more groaning*

Flutterhy cuntinues with her animals to their apropriate homes.

Aptur fur

  Aftur her tim with Fluttershy, Pirate Dash desided to continue her search. Then she seas Rarity with a blue hilight who juts defeated a metear. Pirati Dash hen says to Rerity, “Wow, you just stopped a meteor. Where did you get the power to do that?”

Raritea, who was saprised to see Piret Dash, answerd “That is not important. What are you doing here Darling? You could have been hurt very badly. And don’t you have a ship to lead?”

Piate Dash responted buy saiyan, “I do have a ship, but Bookworm is leading my ship while I look at alternate romance options.”

Raridy antsers with thu expected response, “I simply don’t have time. Between saving the world and making dresses, I’m booked.”

Pireta Dhash promptlee says, “Okay, I shoulda figured that you having freetime would be quite the…Rarity.” And thar goes more groning with an aded bonus of Appljack getting mad at PD for plagiarism.

Rarity then continues what she does.

Claftor fyv

Piater Dash Continyoud and frowned Pinkamena Diane Pi. Pinkameana was finnishing latest butch of copcakes as Pirate Dash approached. Wehn Pirate Dash reached Suger Cub Corner, Pinkumena  said, “Hey Dashie, your just in time for cupcakes! Would you like some?”

  Pirata Das Respondid by sayimg, “While I’m sure you’ve put your…heart into them,” and ones again, groening ensuez. Pieraty Dash thin continued, “That’s not why I’m here. I’m tired of my Bookworm and am looking to explore other ships.”

  Pinckamena Diana Piy respondid by ansiring, “Sounds exciting, why don’t you help me with cupcakes first?”

  (U gues what hapens nexd.)

Chapter won

Once upawn a time, there was a Raenbow Dash who was also a Pirate. Most knew her as Pirot Dash. She loved her first mate Twilight Sparkill, whom she called Bookworm. They were seemingly so deeply in love that someon could probably drown in it. Then one day she started to queschan whether or not it was true love or simply something forced upon her by an unknown being. She then dicided that she should talk to her love about it. So she droped in and said, “Hey Bookworm, how ye be doin’?”

Twilight risponded, “I’m doing good. What are you here for?”

Pirate Dash than said, “I be uncertain about something. I’m wonderin’ if our love be true. How could I learn more about this?”

Twilight Riplied, “Why would you ask that?” She was raisin an eyebrow to her lover.

Pirate Dash ansurd, “I’m feeling bored with this…ship.” And growning ensued, she then continued. “I feel like trying something else. I need to go explore other options.”

Twilight respawndead, “Okay, just be safe wherever you go.”

Pirate Dash then sad, “Until I’m back, you are the ship captain.” She then parted wheys with Twilight reacting as you might expect.

Crupar sux

  Pirate Dash was strapped to a table and ready to be Cupcaked. Then, out of nowhere, Dead Rainbow Dash appeared. She was a cool dark blue color, had tough looking stitches everywhere including a circle of some where her cutie mark should be. Her mane and tail was unlike any other Rainbow  Dash’s in that it was much darker and blacked entirely. She had a nice looking gun in her hoof, ready to be shot. Dead Rainbow Dash then tells Pinkamena Diane Pie, “Stop right now, you’ve already done that to me, I won’t let you claim another life in the same manner.” She then proceeds to shoot Pinkamena in the heart, killing her instantly.

  Pirate Dash knew right then that this was the one she was looking for. She then tells DRD, “Thank ye so much, I thought I was about to die so much. I have this feeling all the sudden that you are the one for me. Dead Rainbow Dash, I don’t know why I did what I did, but I have one thing to say. And that thing is that I love you. What could I ever do to repay you?”

  Dead Rainbow Dash was shocked at the change of events and had no clue how to react (Has she never read a book before?) and responded by saying, “It was nothing, I just did what I’ve been waiting to do for a long time. I’m happy to have finally stopped her. And I love you to.”

  DRD and PD then left Pinkamena’s basement and started wonder where they go from here and were excited for their future together. However, the unknown being was VERY displeased by this change of events and was ready to do whatever it takes to tear this duo apart.

  To be continued…

Alternate Crupar Sux

  Pirade Dash wus straped to a tabull redy to be cupgaked. Then, out of nowear, Twilight showd up, staring at Pinkamena as if to say, U sudnt have don that. Shi then sayed 2 Pickamena, "Unhand my love you vile fiend."

  Parite Das said un resposne, "Thank goodness Bookworm. You're here to save me right?"

  Twalit tan sait, "Yes, now let's get out of here." Trilite then teleportaled them back to the ship. Twilighht thin scoldud Pirutu Dah. "You should have known better than to leave me. We have been so sad that you left. What inspired you to leave me in the first place?" Twulught wuz staerting two cri.

  Piratae Dush reponded bi sayang, "I felt so bored of being around you so much that I felt the need to get time away from you. I now realize that it was a mistake. I'm sorry, I'll never do it again."

  Thu tou then stared at thie sunsat, pondering their next adventores.

  Di end (oar iz id?)