rarty meats jeff dunham!

by Twinkletail

Rating: everyone
Tags: Romance, Comedy, Random, Slice of Life, Human, Dark
Length: 1091

wat woud hapen if rarty met the ventoquist jeff dunham? find out!!

rarty is a pony but then she meat jeff dunham hes a real funny comedan who use pupets plz coment this is my 1rst story

Published 1970-01-01 00:00:00 UTC
Last updated 2013-04-01 15:46:49 UTC

Chapter 1

1 day rarty was waking around ponyvil n she was board "were is evrypony?" she ask but no1 ansered cuz their wasnt no1 around so she looked at sweaty bell n sad "lets go 2 the park darking" but sweaty wasnt their ether so she just went 2 park alone

alovasuden this big hol opend up n rarty almost feint but didnt cause she didnt have her cooch with her (remembr from lesson zero she keeped faling on it lol) n the grownd waz durty so she didnt feint. so the hol spit out this thing n rarty was like "omc" cause its like omg xcept celstia instead of god. the thing waz tall it had hare n it waked on 2 feet n it had a big box. rarty said "darling ur fashin sense is bad let me fix u" n she went up 2 him even tho she didnt not kno wat he was.

"hello rarty my name is jeff dunham" sad jeff dunmah he was waring blue jeens n nike air hightops n a shirt that sad aeropostale on it n his hare was all spikey

"hello jeff dunam my name is rarty" sad rarty she start 2 blush cuz he was so hansom but she try to hide it

"do u want 2 see my pupets?" sad jeff dunam he moved a hand thru his hare n rarty gigled

"yes plz" sad rarty she look at the box n wonder what inside.

"ok" sad jef dumhan he open box n pull out a pupet it loked real old like if ganny smith was pupet xcept also a humen n a boy

"this is walter say helo walter" sad jeff donham "baaah who cares" sad walter xcept it was realy jeff duham sayin it cause hes a ventoquist rarty laughed she poke walter n jeff dunjam pull him back "y is a horse touching me only time horse touching me is my wife" rarty laugh more n say "jeff ur so funy" "he isnt funy im funy only thing funy about him is his prias" say walter but again not relly jeff make mad face

"ur cute two" sad rarty then she gasp n cover moth with hoof she didnt meen 2 say that! jeff dunahm blush n say "i came here cause i want 2 meat u rarty i never meat ponys b4 n ur realy pretty" rarty gigle n sad "thank u darling um wood u wanna 2 go out with me?" jeff blush A LOT n start 2 anser but then voice come out of box "whose out there?" sad voice jeff laugh "im taking 2 rarty" he smile at rarty "sorry thats peanut" rarty sad "ok"

"OMC HUMEN" sad lyra sudenly cause she likes humens lol so she run up n say "i wana touch ur hands gimme ur hands!" so rarty get mad n take jeffs hand n say "i asked him 2 go out with me 1rst darking u go find anohter humen!" lyra shake her head n sad "i wasnt taking about him i ment HIM" n kiss walter on the cheek walter would blush but he cant cause hes a pupet "ok ur pretier than my wife" walter say sudenly rarty gets an idea! "ideaaaaaaaaaaaa!" rarty say "we can doble date!" jeff smile n sad "but walter is a pupet"

"that is ok ill help!" twilit spakle sad as she fly in "im an alicron i can mak him be alife!" rarty n lura n jeff hundam smile n walter cant smile cause he still pupet rite now but even if he was alife he probaly wont smile cause he angy a lot. so then twilite cast spell n her horn was all shinny than walter was al shinny he went up in2 the air n shaked n rarty lyra n jeff all look up at him. then their was a BIG LIGHT n all the pones plus heff felled down backwords

"did it work"? sad rarty as she got up "i hop so" lyra sad she dust herself off n look 2 where waler was n walter was on ground "o noez" say lyra "he ded?" but walter wasnt dead he was alife! "water ur alife!" yelled lyra she run up n hug watler a lot rarty n jeff dawwwed n watch the hapy cople hug. walter smile even tho he never smile b4 n sad "ur pretier than my wife" n it was funy cause he always taking about how his wife old n ugly. rarty use magic to pull jeff dunham to her n she hug him 2 "we should go 2 dinner daling" rarty sad jeff laugh "ok"

they went 2 dinner all 4 of them 2gether n rarty staired in2 jeffs eyes "jeff i never met any1 as nice n perfet as u will u mary me?" sad rarty, lyra gigled n sad "oooh ill b a bridmade but not like pricess cadanse wedding were i jumped down a hole" evry1 laugh "that was my favrite episode" jeff sad then he smile 2 rarty "of coarse ill mary u" they made a kiss n walter sad "my wife is old" n evry1 laugh even more! they order the food n evry1 happy when sudenly! everything go bad

"who order the peper salad?" sad the waiter "i did!" say jeff so waiter gave him the peper salad n jeff look at it n sceam "NOOOOOOOO" evry1 looked n it was hose halapanyo on a stick in the salad!! jeff cryed "WHYYYYYYYY" n the waiter sudenly turn in2 king sobra! "HAHA I KILL UR FREND" he laugh n start thowing crystals evrywere! rarty n lyra look at each other "it's UNICRON TIME" they yelled at top of lung! rarty n lyra jump in2 the air n put hooves 2gether, then they fuse n become RARLYRA! king sobra get scarred "SUCH POWER" he yell n try 2 run but it was too late! rarlyra power up n blast him with MEGA UNICRON MAGIC! sobra felled down n was ded again!

"yay!" sad evry1 xcept jeff dumhan he was still sad "my frend is ded" jeff sad (he ment hose not sobra he would NEVER be frends with sobra" n evry1 cryed but then twilite came again! she point her horn at hose n sad "arbadek adava" (lol get it its avada kedabra backwords) n hose come back 2 life! evry1 huged twilite n then rarty n jeff duhnam got maried n lifed hapily ever after!