Twilight's Harem

Princess Twilight's Harem
Chapter 1: A Bit of a Derp
by Jonathan “KnightMysterio” Spires

All characters not my own copyrighted to Hasbro and used for non-profit amusement reasons. Story contains NSFW content and should not be read by minors. In short, sex both implied and otherwise is taking place here. Takes place one year after the end of season 3.

Author's Note: This is my first real attempt at a clopfic, so I'm taking it slow. Some scenes will be written out fully, while others will be just implied. I apologize in advance for any cliches that will appear. They're entirely unintentional.

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Ponyville...
Golden Oaks Library...
Morning...
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“You have to WHAT?!” two earth ponies, two pegasi, and a unicorn asked the purple alicorn, who just sighed and buried her head in her hooves.

“I... have to have a harem. Otherwise I'll be stripped of my royal title,” Twilight Sparkle said, fluttering her wings nervously.

Rarity sputtered. “What... that's just... why do you HAVE to have a harem?!” she said.

“There's some old, obscure law that the nobles brought up. 'As a sign of the kingdom's prosperity, all reigning princesses must have a harem of at least twenty five individuals to serve their sexual needs. If they cannot meet this limit, then they will be proven an unfit and undesirable ruler ”

Fluttershy blushed brightly. “Oh my... Oh my my my...” she said, shaking her head.

“What in the world does having twenty five sex slaves have to do with your ability to have people love you and run a country?!” Rarity shouted, indignant.

Rainbow Dash shook her head, disgusted. “How did this law get put into place anyway?” she said.

Twilight sighed. “I asked Celestia... Apparently, after her final attempt to introduce democracy failed in the year 603 ANM, she had to make a lot of concessions to the noble families. One of them was to agree to form a harem as a sign of royal power,” she said.

Applejack shook her head, confused. “But... But the princess doesn't have a harem, does she?”

Twilight looked up, a slightly amused look on her face. “Y'know all the rumors about Celestia and the royal guards?”

The other five ponies in the room nodded. Twilight chuckled weakly. “All true. And Shining Armor and Cadence confirmed it. Celestia split her harem with Luna when she came back, Luna also including her hoofmaiden and her husband in her own.”

The others just stared at Twilight, trying and failing to process the mental images that were arising.

“Well... what about Cadence?” Rarity said. “She's a princess and she doesn't have a harem!”

“The Crystal Empire is an ally of Equestria, not really a part of it,” Twilight said, sighing. “Plus, Cadence got out of it by becoming a part of Celestia's harem.”

The others traded confused looks. “Well...” Pinkie Pie said after a moment. “...Why don't you do that too? We all know that you love Celestia, Twilight!”

“Like a mother, Pinkie. It'd be too weird to try for that.” Twilight said. “Bad enough I have to imagine my brother and favorite foalsitter as Princess Celestia's and Princess Luna's sextoys...” She sighed, and added, “Plus...”

“The nobles figured out a loophole to prevent you from doing that...” Rarity concluded, rubbing her forehead in frustration

“Dang it, there has to be a way around this!” Applejack said, stomping powerfully. “After all the good you've done as a princess so far, they can't force this on you!”

“Yeah!” Rainbow Dash said, fluttering around the room. “There's gotta be a way around this!”

“There isn't...” Twilight moaned. “And I have two months, starting tomorrow, to find twenty-five ponies to make into my harem... Which brings me to the reason I asked you all here...”

“Reason you asked us he...” Rainbow Dash said, all five going wide-eyed and blushing. “Whoa, wait a minute...” Rainbow Dash said, taking to the air defensively.

“I know you're all straight and I'm the only bisexual of the group,” Twilight said, “But I couldn't think of anypony else to ask...”

The other five ponies stared at her in shock, a mix of fear, flattery, and confusion flowing through all of them.

“Wow...” Pinkie Pie said softly. “I'm... I actually can't think of anything to say...”

“Let's... let's not dismiss this out of hoof,” Rarity said, holding her hooves up. “Twilight, what would joining your harem mean?”

Twilight sighed. “You would be legally not allowed to turn down my romantic or sexual advances should I make them, even in public,” she said. “You'd be allowed to keep your businesses, possessions, and homes, but legally, they'd all belong to me. You'd be given a weekly payment of nine hundred bits a week, and... and if I asked for a 'personal show,' which basically means if I asked two or more of you to make out with each other, you'd have to do so. Effectively, you'd belong to me completely...”

The five ponies traded worried looks. This was a lot to take in. Plus, the very idea of it felt wrong to them...

“I...” Rarity said hesitantly. “Can... Can we get back to you on this?”

Twilight sighed, nodding. “This is a little better answer than I expected,” she admitted. “And I'm sorry... I hope at least this don't affect our friendship.”

The other five ponies smiled, hugging the alicorn happily. “That you don't gotta worry about,” Rainbow Dash said.

“This is... somewhat awkward, I admit,” Rarity said, “but we will always be your friends, no matter what.”

The six of them held their group hug for a good five minutes before letting go, the others leaving Twilight, lost in their thoughts as they considered the rather strange offer their friend had made. Twilight sighed, silently glad that Spike was playing with the Crusaders today. She didn't want to have to explain all this to him right now.

“Ugh... This still leaves me with at least twenty five ponies I have to convince to become my willing sex slaves before the end of next month...” Twilight moaned, frustrated.

“Twenty four,” said a soft, nervous voice.

Twilight blinked in confusion. She looked over towards the door, seeing a very gray, wall-eyed pegasus standing there, a shy grin on her face.

“Twenty four,” she repeated, nervously running a hoof through her short, blond mane. “You have twenty four sex slaves left to find. Your first is already here.” She bowed, adding, “Mistress...”

Twilight went wide-eyed. “Derpy, how did you...:”

“I was passing by when I heard your friends yell,” Derpy said, smiling weakly. “I... eavesdropped. A little. And... I want to be a part of your harem. I'd be honored to, Princess.”

Twilight shook her head, teleporting over to her. “It's not that I'm not grateful, Derpy, but...” she said, motioning her to come inside. “But what about your job at the post office?”

Derpy cringed. “I... I lost my job at the post office three months ago... I got lost while making an important delivery, the clients complained, and I was fired... I've been living off of savings, going around to apply at places, but I'm almost out of bits... Amethyst knows, but I haven't had the courage to tell Dinky yet...”

Twilight shook her head. “And you think your best option is... this?” she said softly, guiding the teary-eyed pegasus over to her desk, pouring her a cup of tea.

Derpy sighed. “You know my problems. My sense of direction, my depth perception, my clumsiness,” she said. “I heard that this pays... and I trust you. You've saved this town, this WORLD so many times, both before... If I do have to... to give myself to someone...” She looked up and smiled warmly. “I'd prefer it to be you...”

Twilight blushed. “I... thank you, Derpy. I need to hear things like that sometimes...” she said, smiling. “But... a couple more questions...” She took a deep breath, and asked, “First... are you even into mares?”

Derpy hesitated a long moment, and shrugged. “I... I experimented a few times in college...” she said. “It's been a while, but you never know until you try.”

Twilight nodded. She supposed she could accept that.

Derpy took a long sip of her tea. “So... I guess that's it. I'm yours,” she said, bowing again.

Twilight nodded. “Well... not quite...” she said.

Derpy blinked. “H-huh?” she said. “W-What do you mean?”

Twilight smiled, but it wasn't the usual smile she showed, warm and friendly with a slight touch of nervousness. This grin... it took Derpy a moment to figure out the word... it was sensual. Almost predatorily so.

She gulped nervously as Twilight stood up and telekinetically locked the door. “I was actually given this order a month ago. I only worked up the courage to ask the others today, so I sort of know how you feel about talking to your daughter, even if our situations are nothing alike,” she said, magically pulling Derpy's chair along with the startled pegasus still sitting in it. “In the interim, though, I've been getting some rather... 'interesting' instruction from Princess Luna on how to fulfill my end of the duties to my harem...”

Derpy, as she looked at Twilight, gulped nervously. Something in the way the alicorn was staring at her was a mix of terrifying and strangely arousing.

“S-Special instruction?” Derpy asked, grinning nervously.

Twilight smirked. “Oh, I think we can all guess what my training included,” she said, her voice almost a purr as she pulled Derpy over to the ladder that led up to her bedroom.

“T-Twilight...” Derpy stammered. Twilight silenced her by pressing her lips to Derpy's, the former mailmare's voice trailing off in a startled moan. She felt the alicorn's tongue pressing through her lips and into her mouth, probing and tasting, swirling about walleyed mare's mouth.

To her surprise, Derpy found herself letting out a moan of protest when Twilight drew back, licking her lips.

“Hm... Heheh,” she said. “You taste like muffins.”

Derpy blushed, grinning nervously. Twilight grinned at her, like a cat that has just caught a mouse, and levitated her up to the bed. Twilight appeared on top of her in a flash, practically draping herself over the former mailmare.

Derpy, for her part, was finding herself unable to properly form her thoughts. She felt foolish, realizing that she had absolutely no idea what she was getting into. It had been YEARS since she had ever been with a mare, and even that was just a failed experiment in college. Plus, had Twilight always been this

imposing

large? She hadn't really grown that much since becoming an alicorn. But now, as she stared into Derpy's eyes with an expression of desire that was

exciting

almost frightening, Derpy found herself

wanting this badly

taken aback as the princess loomed over her. And to her shock, she could see herself in Twilight's eyes, red-faced and panting.

“Twi-Twilight...” Derpy stammered.

Twilight shushed her, gently pressing her hoof against Derpy's lips. The pegasus found herself barely resisting the urge to kiss it.

“It's Mistress, Derpy,” Twilight said, her voice firm and admonishing, but filled with dark promise. “I am your Mistress, now and forever...” She grinned wickedly, gently moving her hoof down Derpy's body, making the pegasus squirm beneath her. She could smell the mix of fear and arousal in her, the alicorn encouraged by it. “Do you understand?”

Derpy nodded frantically. Twilight's hoof was so dangerously near her most intimate area, the pegasus confused by the mix of fear and arousal rising in her body, the latter rapidly starting to outpace the former.

Twilight licked her lips. “No... No, I don't think you do yet,” she said. “You don't seem to understand that you're my toy now, to do with what I please.” Twilight grinned. “You need to learn that your place, now and forever, is beneath me...”

“Twi... Mistress...”: Derpy said softly.

“No talking,” Twilight said, glaring at her with disapproval. “Not without my permission.”

Derpy gulped hard, nodding. Twilight grinned. “Now it's time for your instruction to REALLY begin...”

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Meanwhile...
The spa...
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Rarity sighed, shaking her head. She stepped through the doorway to the spa, the bell ringing merrily to signify her arrival.

Almost immediately, Lotus and Aloe, the twins who ran the spa, appeared before her, the two Earth ponies smiling warmly.

“Welcome Miss Rarity,” Lotus and Aloe chorused.

“It is surprising that you called for an appointment so early, but we are more than ready to serve,” Lotus said, the blue Earth pony bowing.

“We are more than happy to accept our most favorite client anytime she wishes,” Aloe said, the pink Earth pony bowing.

Rarity smiled wearily. “Girls, it's good to see you. I've had a WEIRD day...”

Lotus and Aloe let her into the massage parlor and began to slowly work their hooves into Rarity's back, gently kneading tightened muscle groups. The unicorn sighed, relaxing into their touch.

“Mmmm, excellent as always, ladies...” she said.

“For our most favorite customer, we always bring our best,” Lotus said.

“But tell us, what brought this own? An appointment this early isn't like you, Miss Rarity...” Aloe asked.

Rarity hesitated a moment, and said. “Oh... I suppose... But I have to swear you both to secrecy! I need a Pinkie Promise out of both of you!”

Lotus and Aloe both giggled. “Cross our hearts and hope to fly,” they chorused, Rarity moaning in pleasure as they hit a particularly tight spot and began to work it. “Stick a cupcake in our eye.”

Rarity giggled. She was amazed at how that silly little tradition had become so widespread. “Anyway, I was over at Twilight's earlier today, and she's found herself with a rather 'interesting' problem...” the unicorn said, her eyes closed tightly.

“Oh?” Lotus said. “What could distress our fair princess?”

Rarity shook her head. “It's patently silly, really. But the nobles in Canterlot have discovered an old law. Twilight must now get a harem of at least twenty five ponies willing to be her sex slaves in two months, or she'll be stripped of her royal title.” The unicorn sighed. “Can you believe that?”

Lotus froze, her eyes going wide. She felt her heart start to flutter. Aloe didn't notice at first, frowning in confusion. “That cannot be right... Is there really a law such as that?” the pink spa pony asked.

Rarity chuckled wearily. “Oh, yes there is... I went down to the records hall before stopping by and found it out... Plus, Twilight's already asked the girls and I to join her harem...”

“Did you say yes?” Lotus asked, more fiercely than she intended, Aloe looking at her with a start.

Rarity looked up, concerned. “I said maybe, as did the others. We love Twilight, but... well, you can understand that it's a bit shocking... And quite a shift in the nature of our friendship.” She frowned, taking in Lotus's sudden dishevelment. “Are you all right, dear?”

Lotus shivered softly, a swirl of emotions going through her. Aloe frowned, and said, “Please excuse us, Miss Rarity. I must attend to my sister.”

“Family comes first, darling,” Rarity said. “Go right ahead.”

Aloe smiled gratefully, turning to Lotus and gently guiding her to the back, where she hugged her tightly.

“Forgive me, sister,” Lotus said, sighing wearily. “I did not mean to keep this bottled up for so long, but...”

Aloe smiled at her. “You know you can speak to me of anything, dear Lotus.”

Lotus shivered. “Aloe... I have desired Twilight Sparkle for the longest time, ever since she first came in here with Zecora's Poison Joke cure. I have kept it hidden, since I wasn't sure if she was into mares. I desired her, longed to give myself to her, submit myself to her.” She whimpered softly. “I had thought that I had given up on that old fantasy after all this time. But when Rarity said that she had been asked to be a sex slave to her, to see my goddess turned into a goddess for real... To hear that she's actively LOOKING for ponies to submit to her...”

Aloe hugged her twin tightly. She had suspected something was off for quite some time. “To keep this bottled up for so long...” Aloe said softly. She looked at Lotus, at the uncertainty and the need in her eyes, and smiled warmly. “My sister. My beautiful sister. Whatever you decide to do, know that no matter what, I will support you and love you. Should you decide to give yourself to the Princess, then go. With my blessing.”

Lotus sighed gently, smiling. “Thank you. I think... perhaps I should take a day off, to think...”

Aloe nodded. “Our appointment list is light today,” she said. “I will take care of things.”

Lotus smiled gratefully. Aloe smiled at her and went back out to Rarity, who had a concerned expression on her face.

“Is Lotus all right?” she asked.

Aloe nodded. “She's just having a bit of an emotional moment. Old subjects brought to light again,” she said. “I'll be handling things for the rest of the day.”

Rarity nodded, but she still seemed concerned...

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Meanwhile...
Sugar Cube Corner...
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“That's... quite a story, Pinkie Pie,” Mrs. Cake said, a stunned expression on her face.

Pinkie Pie nodded, having just finished telling the Cakes about Twilight's offer. “I know, right? I mean, we all love Twilight, but I don't know if we LOVE love her. I never really thought of myself as that kind of party girl, but I guess maybe I come off as that kind from time to time. Then again, that might not having anything to do with it, but still, it's pretty weird. I've never actually DONE that sorta thing with anypony, and I really want to be careful about...” she ranted on and on, eventually going on a tangent about cream pies, both Cakes blushing from the accidental innuendo.

“Pinkie?” Mr. Cake said, interrupting her.

“Huh?” Pinkie Pie said. “Oh! What's up Mr. Cake?” she asked, smiling warmly.

“Why don't you go downstairs and make some cupcakes? You seem to be more random than usual right now, and baking usually clears your head,” he suggested.

Mrs. Cake smiled. “An excellent idea, dear.”

Pinkie Pie giggled. “That sounds like a great idea, actually!” she said, zipping downstairs.

When she left, Mrs. Cake sighed. Mr. Cake came over to her and nuzzled her. “Wow...” he said softly.

“Wow indeed...” Mrs. Cake said.

“Our lovely little Princess, looking for her own harem...” Mr. Cake said.

Mrs. Cake nodded. “Quite the surprise...”

Mr. Cake hesitated a long moment, and said, “We HAVE been looking for new ways to spice up our marriage...”

Mrs. Cake grinned wickedly. “True enough... And this time, you wouldn't have to come up with a hasty explanation about relatives we don't actually have...” she said, the two of them glancing over and smiling lovingly at the twins, Pound and Pumpkin happily playing with blocks, ignorant of their parents perverse plans.

Mr. Cake shook his head. “I swear... That idiot, poking a hole in the condom...” he muttered.

“Now, now,” Mrs. Cake admonished. “We did get a wonderful consolation prize in the twins...”

“True...” Mr. Cake conceded, smiling warmly. “Those two have been a blessing.” He then grinned wickedly, and nuzzled Mrs. Cake. “Plus, you were so delightfully frisky when you were carrying them.”

Mrs. Cake almost purred. “Naughty boy,” she said, kissing him passionately.

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Meanwhile...
Sweet Apple Acres...
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Applejack shook her head, bucking hard at an apple tree, shaking the apples loose. “Ah tell ya, Big Macintosh, there just ain't no use fer them dang nobles. Forcin' this sorta thang on Twilight in just two months.”

“Eeyup,” Big Macintosh said, a thoughtful expression on his face as Applejack loaded up the full apple baskets onto the cart he was pulling.

“Ah mean, ah got nothin' against sex. Ah just think it's best if'n y'all wait until it's with somepony special! Mare or stallion, whichever y'all prefer. But this? This is just too weird...” Applejack said. “Who'd actually WANT to be a sex slave?”

“Well, y'never know,” Big Macintosh said as he started towards the next series of trees. “Some people might like the idea.”

Applejack almost tripped over her own hooves. “Don't tell me that y'all are actually CONSIDERING this!”

Big Macintosh shrugged. “Thought crossed m'mind,” he said.

Applejack shivered softly. “Big Macintosh... ah'm still considering it m'self... If ah say yes, and you say yes... Twilight'd be well within her rights to have the two of us make out... Are you sayin' that you'd have sex with y'own sister if it came to that? Stick it in me fully, cum inside me?”

Big Macintosh, ever stoic, just nodded. “Eeyup,” he said, without a trace of hesitation.

Applejack's jaw dropped.

Big Macintosh shrugged. “Y'all are a right pretty mare,” he said. “Ah just never mentioned it before 'cause y'all seemed to be a bit on the conservative side.”

Applejack sputtered a moment. “C-Conservative?!” she stammered.

Big Macintosh nodded. “Y'know, reserved. Uptight,” he said, shrugging. “With all this goin' on, ah figured ah might as well get it into the open.”

Applejack found herself at a complete loss for words. She had absolutely no idea what to think about all this. Her mind was refusing to function, the shock of hearing her brother admit he desired her sexually a tremendous shock. Plus, Big Macintosh was describing her with words she would use to describe RARITY, which was mind-blowing in and of itself...

Big Macintosh chuckled, and motioned for her to follow him to the next set of trees. “Part of your problem, sis, is that y'all tend to overthink things. Like y'did at the reunion, remember? Y'just need to learn to relax, and go with the flow sometimes. Now c'mon, we got work to do,” he said.

Applejack shook her head, managing to clear it. She nodded, and followed him to the next patch of trees, wondering at what point her life got weird...

TO BE CONTINUED...