Whoops. Did I say Overthrown was coming out today? I meant Derpy's Quest.

If you thought Double Rainboom was bad, just wait till you read this piece of crap. If you manage to make it to the end, I'll give you my firstborn to marry. You'd better hope my firstborn isn't a dude.

(In all seriousness, though, Overthrown will be out by tomorrow. Just thought I'd do something that'd lose half my followers first.)