Itchin' For A Blitzin'

by Cosmonaut

Rating: mature
Tags: Other, Sex, Alternate Universe, My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic, Rainbow Dash
Length: 3515

Rainbow Dash meets her male counterpart and challenges him to a race, and things get sexy fast.

A chance encounter and a mismanaged spell thanks to Twilight Sparkles meddling results in Rainbow Dash meeting her male counterpart. Waiting around in the library proving a bore the prismatic pair go for a race while the two violet unicorns figure out the method to undo the spell. At the races conclusion the two Pegasi engage in a different kind of activity....

Published 2012-03-14 21:04:02 UTC
Last updated 2012-03-14 21:04:02 UTC

Itchin' For A Blitzen'

The extravagant cloud house floating off the edge of town was extremely out of place in Ponyville. Most of the other Pegasus didn’t even have one themselves, preferring to room in houses or in smaller fluffy abodes high above by the wispiest strands of cirrus. Rainbow Dash lived in her towering pillar of fluff and rainbow for three very good reasons. The first was because it was so awesome, the second being that it represented her attention loving lifestyle. The third was because it had a front door to stall guests outside if for any reason Dash needed to clean up for relatives (or escape from them). The front door was not being used today as she barreled through the translucent roof of her bedroom, plowing into her floor with a light thud. A second, slightly larger multi-colored blur fell into the room seconds later landing on the fluffy bed.

“HAH! I totally whipped you in that race! Put your money where your mouth is and cough up those bits!” gloated Dash with a victorious smile stretching across her face.

“Fine. I’ll just go get them in my wallet. Oh wait! I left it home today because I forgot to go out shopping. Sorry Dash,” pouted a sarcastic Pegasus in response, his deeper raspy voice cutting through the air.

Dash stuck out her tongue. “Whatever loser, I won fair an’ square and your just gonna have to live up to the fact that this girl is better than the boy.”

The boy in question was the spikey-haired colt now lying upside down on Dashs bed. Wearing a similar sky-blue coat, cutie mark and colorful hair was where the similarities ended. His eyes were a smokier reddish-purple than hers, resting under thicker eyebrows. His wings were larger, hair shorter and much more jagged. Even his tail was wilder-a rainbow collection of hair forming a natural thunderbolt shape.

He was the product of another one of Twilight Sparkles crazy magical experimental mishaps. Due to an incorrect casting of a spell Twilight had pulled her male equivalent out of an ‘alternate universe’ that he had existed in. Rainbow Blitz happened to be there too, and grabbing the tail of his friend was sucked through the magical hole pierced by Twilight. After the initial freak outs both unicorns had agreed to help each other correct this problem leaving the two Pegasus with nothing to do but wait. Dash being her usual competitive self had challenged her male counterpart to a race. Now that she’d won she planned on not putting the accomplishment down easy.

“Well before that magic tunnel closes you better send some money my way! After all, YOU suggested the bet!” goaded Dash stretching herself out.

Rainbow Blitz yawned. “Yeah yeah whatever. It was pretty much a no-brainer that you’d beat me. After all you’re lighter than I am.”

“Ha! Nice excuse,” snorted Dash. “I know I’m lighter but you’ve got bigger wings ‘cuz you’re a guy. You’re just slower than me. Admit it!”

He shrugged his shoulders, not budging from the bed. “I’m stronger than you though.”

“Prove it,” she responded walking over to the bed and settling an elbow on her mattress. “We’re gonna hoof wrestle!”

Blitz flipped over onto his stomach, meeting her hoof in the grab. “Six bits says I beat you no sweat.”

“Cuz your last bet went sooo well right?” smirked Dash. “You’re on!”

In an instant they both started the game, Dash was a little surprised at first when her hoof leaned dangerously to the left at the start. Blitz was strong. The muscles in his forelegs popping into view at the exertion. Dash grunted, she was steadily pushing it to the other side. Baring her teeth as it slowly fell closer and closer to the covers. Inching so much nearer to victory. Alllmost had it.

“Hey Dash,” said Blitz nonchalantly. “Ya know what’s really funny?”

“No…urgh…what?”

He grinned. “The look on your face when I do this!”

As if her leg were made of feathers Blitz deftly pushed it all the way to the other side. Dash exhaled, suddenly flustered. He had been toying with her the whole time! He flipped back over upside down on the bed wearing a much wider smile, motioning with his hoof to the dresser.

“Alright, I know that’s where I stash my money. So cough it up Dashie girl!”

“Last time I checked, you owe me two bits still,” she scowled, lying back on the floor. “Unless you think I forgot basic math.”

“Fine by me, I’ll just chill up here,” he replied still grinning. “So what the heck do you do for fun around here Dash? Besides kicking clouds all damn day?”

“Stuff…mostly things that Twilight ropes me into,” she said absently, repositioning herself to face Blitz. His head was hanging over the side of the bed and his hooves were in the air. Dash liked relaxing like that too. “Did you ever kick that dragon in the face?”

“I knocked his tooth out! It was so awesome!” boasted Blitz.“The stupid dragon totally bailed once it took a kick from me. Serves him right too!”

Usually Dash would immediately accuse something like that of being fake or too unbelievable, but after losing her hoof wrestle she shut her mouth.

“Also, despite flying so fast over everything in the race holy CRAP does this town have a lotta mares in it!” he was talking faster now. “I mean damn, they are ALL mares and they are ALL fine.”

Dash cocked her head. “So there’s not many girls in your Ponyville then?”

“Nope. Total sausage fest. Lucky me I’m so well hung. The few ladies around are always itchin’ for a blitzen’. Dash suddenly noticed something rising up between his legs.

“Like who?” she asked, her eyes wide in fascination. It continued to grow.

“Like AJs older sister and uh…Miss Breezy who isn’t that old by the way and let’s see there’s AJs cousin from Appaloosa who’s totally hot,” Dash kept staring at his penis, it was growing bigger and bigger. “I don’t see her that often but damn is she hot. Long blonde hair, bottle-green eyes, ass that won’t quit and legs that go ALLL the way up! I’d hate to see what she looks like as a dude. Even though half the ‘guys’ back home are way better looking as girls here it would be weird to screw one of them to go back like ‘hey, I sorta did you earlier’ know what I’m saying…” he finished, his cock fully erect and pointing to the ceiling.

“Uh-huh, it would be weird,” she repeated blankly, her eyes still glued to the sight. Blitz continued staring straight at her, then reached up with his hoof to tap his penis.

“Likin’ the angle of the dangle?”

Blinking, Dash finally broke her fixation on it. “I uh…sorry. I mean you were talking about girls and then it started growing and it…kept growing. Sorry it was weird.”

“It isn’t weird. I like girls. Girls give me boners. I was talking about all the hot chicks in town and got a boner. Why’s that so weird?” asked Blitz calmly.

“No nonono NO. Weird for me because I was looking at it and that’s weird because I’m…” suddenly Dash didn’t feel like answering, a pink blush appearing on her face. Another wicked grin appeared on Blitzes’.

“Oho! No waaaay. You’re a lesbo!?” he laughed loudly at that revelation. “I mean I should’ve guessed earlier but wow. I didn’t take you for being gay.”

Dash fidgeted in embarrassment on the floor. “Shaddup will ya, don’t gotta be a jer-”

“Of course I’m a little relieved that you’re the gay one,” he gasped, a horrified expression on his face. “Then I would’ve been the town homo or something. That would’ve royally SUCKED.”

Now turning a shade of purple Dash shoved her face into the floor to hide her reaction. Seeing how badly she was responding Blitz said. “Chill down Dash, just saying I’m glad I’m straight because nothing else beats it.”

“What’s so great about it anyways?” she muffled into her floor. “Some of the girls in town can’t shut up about how great sex is but I can’t see it. It just looks stupid. All you do is sit there and take a pounding while the boy has the fun.”

“You honestly really believe that don’tcha?” said Blitz rolling off the bed and walking over to her. “It’s a lot more exciting than you’d think. I bet you’ve played with yourself at least once. Multiply that by a thousand and there’s your reason for girls liking sex.”

Dash didn’t say anything. Rainbow Blitz continued just as boldly saying. “Hell, why don’t you try it right now?”

“WHAT!?” screeched Dash pulling her head from the floor. Blitz was standing a few feet to the left, giving her an eyeful of his massive erection.

“I’m just sayin’ because I’m here, a guy, and you’re here, a girl and shit you’re acting like a ten year old about it,” he said coolly, wings flaring open in surprise at her outburst.

“I get how sex works it’s just…YOU!?” Dash got to her hooves. “That would be too weird.”

Blitz planted a hoof to his face. “Don’t you see? I’m you basically; we share almost the same histories, friends and family. You’re being stubborn about this and I’m just puttin’ the offer out there. I think if you try it you might like it. Heck you seem interested enough.”

“Interested? What are you getting at?” she questioned defensively, retreating backwards just a step.

“For one your wings are so stiff if you fell over they’d snap in half,” Dash eeped, glancing left and right at her spread wings before hastily snapping them shut to her sides. “Two…is you haven’t been able to keep your eyes off my dick since I got it up.”

Now Dash really bit her lip in embarrassment. It was true. She couldn’t take her eyes off of it. The only time she’d seen something like that was flying past Sweet Apple Acres at dawn spotting Big Macintosh stumbling out of the house with his morning wood. That was at a distance. This one was right here, four feet from her face and tantalizing her with the prospect of trying something brand new in the privacy of her own cloud home.

Completely NOT satisfied with her own sexual history, Dash gulped and said “Well…okay. I’ll do this, but JUST this once got it?”

Rainbow Blitz jumped up excitedly. “Alright awesome! To think I’d thought you were gonna wimp out on this or something.”

“Just a heads-up. Rainbow Dash never wimps out of anything,” corrected Dash sternly, walking over to the bed. Blitz followed her, his eyes dancing along the outlines of her firm muscular rump as she slowly trotted over. Dash wheeled around to face him when she got to the bed.

“So hows this gonna work?” she asked pointedly, tapping a hoof.

“Wellllll,” Blitz ran a hoof through his spiky hair, “for starters I’d have to pick a position. Since it’s your first time I’ll just go old-school and mount ya.” He grabbed her forehooves and placed them on the bed. Dash suddenly had butterflies in her stomach. “Then I’ve gotta…you’re not very wet right now. I should fix that for you.”

Grabbing a mouthful of Dashs colorful tail he gave a strong tug. She yelped, getting dragged backwards a bit. Blitz somehow knew just the right angle to pull at to get her going. Her wings flared open again but this time didn’t bother closing them shut. Blitz had started eagerly licking her pussy with his tongue, gently teasing all around her lips before slipping it inside and pushing around with strong steady strokes. Fighting to hold back the noises stuck in her throat she took a breath to hold it in…before suddenly exhaling, a low pleasurable moan escaping from her lips. Why was she fighting it? She’d agreed to this and should be enjoying it. There was another long lick from the bottom of her pussy to the top and she moaned out load this time, craning her neck back a little as the sensation quivered through her hindquarters and up her spine. He was really really good, knowing just the right spots to lick, to flick…and linger on.

“Holy shit you are hot,” he complimented down below, removing his tongue from her pussy which was now dripping with her juices. He climbed forwards over her back carefully to avoid her wings, his forehooves landing next to her on the bed with his weight slightly displacing the mattress. Dash shuddered as his dick slipped longways against her rear, sliding up against her slick privates. He was now gingerly nipping all along her neck, up to her cheek, then nibbling her ear with his front teeth. The arousing effect it took on her was driving her insane with pleasure. She couldn't force her mouth shut any longer. A low moan escaped her lips.

Blitz nipped her in the ear another time. “Make that noise again,” he demanded. Dash did so, ushering in another, louder moan as he bit just a little harder. His ministrations were really turning her on. The combination of his biting, the steady grinding down below and his hot breath against her coat was unlike anything she’d ever experienced. It wasn’t nearly enough. She wanted more. Needed more.

Pulling away from the back of her head, he pressed his forehooves to the edge, adjusting his back. Dash felt his dick slide away, before feeling it again at her pussy.

“I think you’re ready now. What do you think?” he asked teasingly, already knowing the answer.

Dash squirmed, her breathing coming out in heated pants as the instinctual want of what was being offered filled her mind. “…yeah, YES! Just pleeeaaase stick it in already I’m dying over here you jerk!”

She gasped very loudly as he entered, pausing a second, the head being only half in.

“Something wrong?” he asked.

“No…no, just…you’ll go easy on me right?”

“Fuck NO!”

With that sentiment Blitz slammed into her pussy, a loud smack being heard from his balls slapping against her ass. A very high pitched squeal escaped Dashs mouth before her voice cracked halfway through. He was so big! Huge! Stretching around him almost perfectly. No way he was all the way inside her. There was no slowing down or pausing as Blitz immediately picked up a steady rhythm, pushing in deep strokes against her pussy. There was just a little bit of pain submerged beneath the intense waves of pleasure soaring through her body, as if she was getting struck by lightning for the first time, but instead of singed skin and feathers the only thing coursing through her was an electric feeling of pure ecstasy. Dash let herself succumb to it; mind blank as that feeling pulsed throughout her, the only thought tumbling around her head was why she didn’t try this sooner.

On the other end was Blitz furiously giving his all into the female double beneath him. He couldn’t believe how amazing his day turned out. His first intention was beating Dash in the race she offered but when she pulled ahead of him she gave a jaw-dropping view of her great behind. That moment was when he knew he had to have her somehow, anyhow before leaving this place. Throwing the race was great, and he subtly steered the following conversation exactly where he wanted it to go.

Now she was writhing beneath him and pumping into her more vigorously than any of the girls he’s been with. Dash was so tight and wet and HOT. Her pussy was squeezing his dick harder than he could remember from any mare back home. She was loving him too even if she couldn’t say it. Banging her hooves against the bed, whipping her mane around, wings flapping nearly in sync with his pounding and every other little sign showed him he was doing a more than good job. It was a very dominant feeling coursing through his veins to be in such control over her. He savored every second of it.

Stuck in those thoughts he slowed a little, Dash found her voice again.

“Hey Blitz…”

“Yeah…” he panted back at her.

“Betcha you’ll…cum before I do.”

“Yeah? We’ll see…about that.”

Now he readily redoubled his efforts, a determined look on his face to give her more than his all. He had great stamina with girls but Dash was so much different. Nopony else had the attitude she was giving him, preferring to just lay there and take it since they were regular flings. This was new for the both of them. None of them had the vigor Dash was displaying, he grunted again, or was as tight. It was very difficult for him to hold back while still trying to deliver her first fuck and make it the best it could be.

He gave one very powerful thrust causing Dash to do that squealing noise again. He clenched and gripped her sides, pinning her wings and pulling at her mane with his teeth as he exploded inside her, bucking wildly into her rear and forcefully blowing his load. Dash writhed and kicked, her squeals of joy drowned out by the guttural moans coming from Blitz who still had a mouthful of her mane clenched between his teeth.

They stood locked together for a few more moments as the orgasm washed through them, before Blitz slid out of her onto the floor gasping for air. Dash stood up on her hind legs, cum spilling out of her and running down her thighs. She teetered a bit, and also fell backwards landing on his chest. Speechless they both lay there together. Not cuddling or kissing, just attempting to collect themselves after that last simultaneous orgasm detonated throughout them. Or almost simultaneous…

“Won that bet,” breathed Dash, finally able to speak as the powerful feeling ebbed away.

“Shut up,” panted Blitz, resting a hoof over her chest. “It was the…same time and you know it.”

Dash laughed. “Whatever dude…whatever.”

He pushed her off. Dash went to the small shower attached to her bedroom, squeezing a small captured raincloud to clean herself off with. Blitz let out a satisfied sigh, just watching her.

“Sure you don’t want another go?” he asked politely.

“Nope.”

“You liked it though right?”

“Sure did!”

“But you don’t-?”

“Nah,” she repeated from the shower. “Told ya once dude.”

Blitz frowned, he flipped over onto his hooves. He really wanted to go again. He knew he still had the stamina but Dash was saying no and like it or not he’d agreed to it. So joining her in the bathroom he took a tuff of cloud from her, beginning to clean himself up.

“So what now then?” he said a bit annoyed with himself for getting trapped in her deal.

“Now I guess, well, I guess we should go back to the library and see if those two purple unicorns we left behind finished figuring out how to cast the spell to send ya back,” said Dash wringing the raincloud dry and sticking it into the wall.

Blitz rolled his eyes. “Fiiiiiine. Wait, didn’t they say that as soon as they figured out how to reverse the spell we’d just zap out of existence back through it?”

Dash vaguely recalled one of the Twilights rambling about that. “Yeah and?”

“There’s two of them working on figuring it out. Two braniacs,” he said with a hoof to his chin. “We’ve been gone for like half-an hour.”

Now she was starting to get the picture. “You don’t think…”

Blitz grinned hugely, spreading his wings. “I do think…hell, look what we ended up doing together. If you knew Dusk as well as I did, then Twilight Sparkle should act pretty similar. He loves science, he loves magic and he looooves experiments.”

Interest fully piqued, Dash walked over and spread her own wings. “That would be pretty funny. Alright let’s go.”

“Besides, if they hadn’t started I bet you five bits I can get them to do it.”

“Naaaaaah. Not with Twilight.”

“Just saying that we did it so there’s no real reason why they shouldn’t have. Push two eggheads against each other and one’s bound to crack,” Blitz was hovering in the room now, excited “Wanna help me push?”

Dash laughed again. “Yeah…sure why not. Celestia knows she needs some fun in her life. Race ya there?”

“You’re on!”

Like a rocket Dash shot into the sky. Turning her head sideways she yelled. “Don’t hold back this time either ya loser!”

A look of shock briefly flashed across Blitzes face, before switching to a smirk. Taking off he could only wonder what Dusk and Twilight had gotten themselves into while he was busy. Speeding after Rainbow Dash the only thought running through his mind was just how excited he was to find out.