Have I ever told you the definition of insanity?

Insanity....is....doing the exact same fucking thing expecting shit to change. That is crazy. But, the first time somebody told me that...I don't know, I thought he was bullshitting me. So, boom, I shot him. But, the thing is, he was right.

And then I started going around and everywhere I looked, I saw all these fucking pricks doing the same fucking thing, thinking, 'this time it's gonna be different.'

No, no, no, please, this time, it's gonna be different. I'm sorry, it's just I don't like the way....you're looking at me. Is there something fucking around in your head? Do you think I'm bullshitting you? FUCK YOU!!!

Now, you see, the thing is, I've already killed you once, and it's not like I am fucking crazy! It's okay....it's like water under the bridge.

Have I ever told you the definition of insanity?

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Night Fury the Black presents.....

A take on a story by thepopemobile100....

THE DEFINITION OF INSANITY

NFB EDITION

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"Don't you just enjoy enthusiastic walks through the woods, Lyra?"

Lyra, whose face was buried deep in a book, simply nodded her answer, "Yeah, um hm, sure."

Fluttershy couldn't help but smile. Even though she barely knew Lyra and Bonbon, the duo would always lift her spirits, and that's something Fluttershy needed desperately, especially since they had convinced her to go through the Everfree forest with them.

"Fluttershy!"

Fluttershy was brought back to her senses when Bonbon said her name. "Huh?"

Bonbon pointed at a pair of large oak trees. Fluttershy looked closely, then noticed what it was.

It was a deer, a brilliant white-tailed doe. But something was wrong with it, as it limped on its back left leg. Then, she noticed that it had a small hole in its leg.

Fluttershy and Bonbon approached it carefully, not wanting to startle it and tear the wound further.

"It's okay,", Fluttershy said in a quiet voice. The deer came closer, Bonbon stopped, but Fluttershy kept inching closer. Eventually, they were right next to each other. Fluttershy inspected its injury, the small hole had been caused by a projectile of some sort. Maybe a small rock? Fluttershy was about to soothe the animal again, but she was interrupted by a loud voice.

"HEY!"

Fluttershy, Bonbon and even Lyra turned around to find a rugged looking stallion staring at them with strange eyes. The stallion was tan, with a solid black mane that had several holes in it, many matching that of the hole in the deer's leg. He had many schratches and scars covering his coat, including a large one going across his face. He wore a red shirt that was tattered. His Cutie Mark was two large knives crossed across each other. He did not look happy.

"YOU FUCK! THAT'S MY FUCKING DINNER! GET THE FUCK AWAY FROM MY DINNER!"

Fluttershy froze. The stallion was a hunter. She remembered when two of the stallions in Ponyville, Caramel and Big MacIntosh, had gone hunting one winter. The town was running out of food and the supplies from Canterlot wouldn't arrive for days. So, Caramel and Mac went hunting for food. They'd been gone for four days and barely caught enough for the town. But, everypony figured something out: when a stallion goes hunting, he won't easily stop the hunt. The reason hunters were rare in Equestria was the fact that ponies don't typically eat meat. Only those who were desperate or completely insane ate meat, and judging from this stranger's appearance, it was the later.

"WHAT ARE YOU FUCKING DEAF?! I SAID GET THE FUCK AWAY FROM DINNER!!!"

The hunter drew a large knife and stood on his hind legs, aiming the knife to throw. Bonbon stepped in front of Fluttershy and scolded the hunter, "Now just wait a minute, why are you hunting a poor, defenseless animal?"

The hunter jumped down and put the knife to Bonbon's throat, causing the mare's eyes to widen with fear. "I'll give you three words, you little piece of shit: I'M. FUCKING. HUNGRY!"

Bonbon started to slowly back away. The hunter apparently lost his rage, noticing the deer had fled, he sheathed his knife and turned to the mares, "I'm sorry, miss, but I'm really hungry, do any of you have any food?"

Bonbon was too frightened to answer him. Fluttershy simply shook her head. Lyra answered him, "Nope."

The hunter put a crazy look on his face, "No...no food? Well, that's just great. Now, you have no FUCKING WAY TO REPAY ME!"

He inched closer, unsheathing his knife again, "But don't worry, I'll have plenty of ways once you happily belong to me!"

The trio began to step back, until the hunter lunged at them. Bonbon took off running in the direction they'd ran from. Lyra soon followed. But Fluttershy, she tripped as she ran and soon found the hunter on top of her.

"Shhhh, stay calm, hermana, I've got you.."

Fluttershy felt something hard hit her head. Even though it hurt, she wasn't focused on that at the moment. Her vision began to go blurry, her mouth filling with the taste of blood. Eventually, all she could do was wait until unconscious overtook her, and that it did....that it did.

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"So, why is it you're not laughing anymore? I mean, you were laughing when I found you about to propose to your love, by the way, between you and me, the diamond you picked her really sucks, but anyway, why aren't you laughing anymore?"

Fluttershy woke up, with her forelegs tied to a tree and her mouth gagged. Looking to her left, Fluttershy saw two stallions tied and gagged like her, both were either asleep or dead, and she couldn't tell which. But it was to her right that frightened her more.

Another stallion, tied and gagged, was fully awake. But, speaking to him was the hunter who'd attacked her, Lyra and Bonbon earlier, looking as crazy as he did before.

"Well, I guess I'm not fun anymore, and you know what? FUCK YOU!"

The hunter smacked the prisoner and spit in his face. Then, looked at Fluttershy. "Well, glad to see you're awake! So, lets see here...."

The hunter picked up a piece of bark from a nearby tree stump and examined it. Then, pointed to each prisoner. "Wheater. Star Pelted. Fluttershy. And Sky."

Fluttershy froze at the name of Sky, the name of her childhood crush. She looked at the prisoner to her right, who looked at her with worried eyes. Yes, those blue eyes, that was him. Fluttershy couldn't believe it.

Sky turned back to the hunter and mumbled something. The hunter was apparently annoyed by the comment, "I'm sorry, what? What was that? DO YOU WANT ME TO SLICE YOU OPEN LIKE I DID YOUR FRIEND?! SHUT THE FUCK UP, OKAY? I'M THE ONE WITH THE FUCKING DICK HERE! SHUT THE FUCK UP!"

With that he turned to Fluttershy, "I'm sorry you had to see that, my dear. It's just he's such a dick...that I had to put him down to his level. Anyway, the name's Vaas. Now, if I were you, I'd pray to whatever the hell gods you worship, cause you and your friends look very...expensive....and I like expensive things!"

"I suppose I could hold you four for a few hundred dollars...or, whatever the fuck you ponies use as money..."

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Author's Note

Well, there you have it, chapter 1.

I'm sorry, it's just, I was bit rushed to write this chapter. My computer keeps deleting things I write on FiMFiction, and my roommate just left for the Navy for the next six months, so yeah....

I'll more than edit this in the future to make it more...readable.

In case you didn't know, the monologue at the beginning is what Vaas tells Jason Brody at one part in the game. If you haven't played Far Cry 3 yet, I advise you do, it's awesome! (WARNING! Mature content)

And yes...Vaas really does have that bad a mouth.

See ya next time!

NFB out....