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The Masseur

by NachoTheBrony
I’m happy today, but I don’t thank Discord for pulling me out from my happy life on Earth.

In order to ‘discord’ the Elements of Harmony, Discord had to switch their cores with those of creatures that were opposite to them. And later on, with Discord being rock, there was no way to send them back home.

This is the story of one of the six Antitheses of Harmony. One who had a life and was happy on Earth.

This story has gone on hiatus. Sorry: real life.

Teen
On Hiatus
My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic
Slice of Life
Dark
Human
 
POD

28311 words: Estimated about 2 hours to read
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11 Chapters:

  1. Chapter 1: Discorded 2013-04-02 02:34:38 UTC
    3229
  2. Chapter 2: Am I arrested? 2013-04-13 02:28:43 UTC
    3120
  3. Chapter 3: My reputation goes through the crapper 2013-05-15 17:32:23 UTC
    4376
  4. Chapter 4: Prayers to the porcelain god 2013-06-12 06:33:27 UTC
    2597
  5. Chapter 5: Buzzed 2013-07-17 23:33:00 UTC
    1814
  6. Chapter 6: Things looking up 2013-08-15 04:19:45 UTC
    3116
  7. Chapter 7: Romance? 2013-09-23 18:47:39 UTC
    2044
  8. Chapter 8: Acute Insomnia 2013-10-22 15:18:12 UTC
    1521
  9. 9: Chronic Insomnia 2013-11-19 07:06:42 UTC
    1019
  10. 10: At rest, at last 2013-12-25 05:37:54 UTC
    1534
  11. The Masseur 11: Slow and Steady 2014-02-22 06:25:45 UTC
    3941