The escape of two crazies.
"Welcome! And greeting's to the second annual Harmony fair!" Celestia's and Luna's voices boomed across the fair.
The crowd politely began to cheer and throw bead necklaces, pass punch (spiked of course), and treats around calmly while also yelling in cheer.
And in the middle of it all, was one statue of the only Draconequus, and the prisoner watching it all in with a bitter-sweet feeling.
'Look at them all,' Discord thought. 'Enjoying their little party, eating their little sweets.' He stomped his hoof on the landscape he made inside his prison. 'For once I'm sick of sugar.'
Outside, Pinkie and Rainbow Dash were snickering together in the clouds. Pinkie was on her candy-chopper while Rainbow was lounging in a cloud.
"You ready Pinkie?" She asked her partner in crime.
"You know it Dashie!" Pinkie said jubilantly.
"Good," Rainbow said. "Just remember, not in front of the princesses. The last thing we need is to get ourselves blasted through half of the town's buildings and then set on fire. Now, get the suit."
Pinkie pulled out the fake Discord suit and slipped into the bottom half while Rainbow took the top. Rainbow flew down and landed in the middle of the crowd and casually leaned against the petrified god.
The crowd gasped, cleared, and the other element bearers appeared.
"Discord!" Twilight yelled at the fake Discord as he inspected his talon. "How did you escape? We just put you in stone over a year ago!"
"Oh Twilight, Twilight, Twilight," the fake Discord chuckled. "Do you honestly think that a few rocks can keep me at bay?" Rainbow asked using the voice manipulator Pinkie let her borrow. "Have you little ingrates learned nothing? You cannot! Stop! Chaos!"
Applejack rolled her eyes and calmly trotted up to him before sitting next to him.
"Oh, why isn't it the farmer," the fake Discord sneered. "Well, come on, do something. Buck some apples at me, throw few hay-bales on my tail, hey that rhymes! Sort of..." He made a face.
Applejack rolled her eyes before speaking.
"Ya know," she whispered to him. "Ah've been wondering' somethin' bout' ya Discord. Mind if I ask?"
"Why go ahead dear Applejack, ask away!" He threw his arms up before putting his paw and talon on his knees.
"Who's the most awesome and fastest pegasus in Equestria?"
"Rainbow-oh now that's just dirty." The fake said unzipping the suit. "Way to go Applejack!" Rainbow yelled to the crowds shock. "It was the perfect, and most harmless prank ever! Sure he caused ton's of havoc, but seriously!"
"Yeah Jackie!" Pinkie yelled popping out to the crowds knowledge. "We didn't mean anything by it! We just thought it was a interesting idea at the time!"
"Interesting!" Applejack yelled. "Ya could have made the crowd go into a panic and then that would'a free'd Discord!"
The crowd, Rainbow, Pinkie, and even Discord were quiet.
"Uh, I guess we didn't think of that..." Rainbow whistled.
"Ah bet ya didn't!" Applejack yelled. "How'd ya even get something like that in ya'll's heads?" She asked.
"Well," Pinkie said slowly. "Who would have expected the god of chaos and disharmony to appear in the place he was beat, on the day celebrating it, in front of his enemies and the princesses? It was fool proof!"
"Ya darn right it was!" Aplpejack snorted. "Cause' only a fool would have thought of that!"
"Well, this just got about twenty percent more awkw-"
Rainbow stopped when a crack was heard. She and Applejack gulped before slowly turning their attention to the statue.
Which was quickly falling to pieces.
His paw and talon were uncased, his tail was swishing around and knocking more stone off, and he suddenly stopped. The pegasus and two earth ponies stared at him in fear and shock.
Slowly, his head turned to Rainbow Dash, she felt the breath in her throat stop. He inched his face down to her's before the stone fell off revealing a very ticked off chaos god.
"Why isn't it the little ingrates, themselves?" He said coldly hopping down from his pedestal. "Oh, you have no idea what it was like in there." His face relaxed before he made a bench appear. "Come on everypony, I'm afraid I have some terrible news concerning myself and your way of life."
"Twilight," Celestia said getting in front of the saddened god. "Get the element's, me and Luna will hold him at bay. Now-"
Discord quickly snapped his lion's paw and a multitude of chains came out from the ground, wrapping themselves around Celestia.
"No, there will be no need for that." He said calmly. "I'm afraid I cannot cause chaos to you all anymore. I cannot wreak fun and joy across the lands anymore, not until the reaper get's you all."
"Please," Twilight sneered unchaining her teacher. "Then what will you do? Move? We can just find you and put you back in stone." She lit her horn and the element's appeared around her friend's necks. He barely gave her a glance.
"Fine," he sighed irritated. "I'll make a deal. I, will use no magic, no wings, no tricks, distractions, abominations, chaos, food, armies, ect ect to cheat, nor will I cheat." He said before they could speak. "Does that sound like a fair deal?"
"You never said what it was, but those sound fair." Rarity said. "Go on, this should be good."
"If you cannot get me with the element's, I can move to a whole new place."
"And if we get you?" Celestia asked.
"What do you think?" He jabbed a thumb towards his pedestal. "So, fire away!" He spread his arm's out. "No magic for me!"
Twilight looked at him for anything that told her it was a trick, he rolled his eyes before making a 'come on' motion. She nodded to the others and activated her element.
He watched in glee as they all rose off the ground, as the rainbow began to form, he lowered his arms with a smug grin and took five steps to the left.
The rainbow shot out and struck the ground, the element bearer's landed and smiled t where he was supposed to be. Twilight frowned when she saw him wave calmly from the side.
"You know," he said. "You should really make sure that the object your aiming for, cannot just step to the side. Either that, or, get a better set of elements." He shrugged.
"You... You cheated! Again!" Twilight yelled.
"Actually, I didn't use any tricks, magic, food, armies, chaos, or distractions," he said walking up to her. "I used good old fashion physical movement." He bopped her on the nose before teleporting back onto his pedestal.
He stretched, jiggled, popped, and disassembled himself before closing his eyes. His paw and talon began to make a golden glow with green swirling around in it.
"No... no... To grey... To yellow... Ew, green..." He grimaced. "Ah ha! That seems like a... What the? Hey, hey!" He opened his eyes and looked at his paw and talon in shock. "Stop!" He snapped his talon and nothing happened. "Why aren't you working!? Stop! Stop!" He yelled as his eyes began to swirl.
The glow slowly began to creep up his fore-arms, he tried to wipe it away and even blow it out but that only caused some to brush onto his belly. He quickly began to try and wipe it away, but that only made it worse.
"Help!" He yelled falling off the stone slab. "Get it off! Get it off! Don't let it get me!" He yelled seeing as the glow had spread all around him.
Both princesses, and others could only stare in horror and shock as the glow enveloped him in a flash, disappeared, reappeared as he gave a meek wave and vanished again inside him.
He gripped his ribs by the sides before his arms went limp, he gave a cough before he exploded. Bone, fur, blood, flesh. muscles, and even his eyes flew everywhere. The crowd screamed and began to panic while the princesses stood in shock.
"P-Princess... C-Celestia...?" Twilight stuttered feeling a bit of grey-matter slide down her neck. "Did he... Is he... What h-happened?"
"I... Do not know, Twilight." Celestia said. "Luna, get the guards, inform every other nation. Discord has returned and we will find him."
"Aye sister. Ti's truly a matter of urgency." Luna said saluting before taking off.
Titan station. Psychiatric cells.
Isaac was laying in his bed, arms still restrained.
He let out a sigh and threw his legs over the side to upright himself. He glanced up at the doctor monitoring him from above.
"Morning Philip." Isaac said standing. "It is morning, right?"
"Indeed." the man responded. "How did you sleep?"
"Like I was in a straight-jacket laying on a padded bench inside an Earth Gov mental facility." He rolled his eyes. "I did have a pleasant dream about ducks."
"Ducks?"
"Yeah. the feathered covered things that go around on water." Isaac replied. "Hey, I did come up with a joke. Do you want to hear it?"
"Sure, go ahead."
"Can everyone else hear it?"
The man turned away from the ceiling and spoke a few words.
"Yes, they can all hear you. Proceed."
"Ok, get ready, the joke is... Sex."
"I'm afraid I don't get it." The man said in confusion.
"I bet you don't." Isaac chuckled as he heard a the roar of laughter from above. "It's times like this that makes this place somewhat bearable."
"And where is here, exactly?"
Isaac looked up and saw only the light, no shadow or doctor. He got up and looked out his cell.
"Who said that?" He asked.
"I'm right in front of you," the voice said again. "Look at the glass."
Isaac backed up and fell back onto his bed with a startled yell.
"What the hell are you?" He asked. "Another hallucination?"
"Me?" Discord asked laying on the edges. "I'm Discord, the spirit of chaos. And apparently, inhabiting your mind at the moment."
"Right, and I'm a magic elf." Isaac said. "Go and tell the Marker to go fuck itself. I'm not interested in becoming a Necromorph."
"Hey, I'm really real." Discord said unamused. "You want proof, I'll give you proof... As soon as I figure out how to use my magic through you." He pulled at his goat hair before glancing up. "Who's that? Hazmat?"
Isaac looked up and saw Philip momentarily. He turned away and soon a buzz was heard in Isaac's cell.
"Hey, uh, Discord," Isaac said worriedly. "If you have magic and stuff, could you be able to get me out of here?"
"Sure, but why?" Discord asked appearing next to him.
"Because I'm about to have a needle stabbed into my eye and then into my brain through my eye they stabbed." The cell door opened and four burly men came in, followed by a nurse rolling in a stretcher. "And hurry."
The men grabbed Isaac, he didn't struggle but instead felt a sudden numbness overtake him. He looked over himself as best as he could, which was his nose, and saw it had taken a slight golden and green glow.
The men stopped and looked at him, the nurse began to take a needle out from a pouch on her waist when the belts and restraints unhooked themselves and grew five times larger before restricting them and freeing Isaac.
"Way to go Discord!" Isaac smiled. The alarms began to go off, covering them all in a yellow flash with each cycle. "Sorry nurse," he nodded at the blonde. "But I already got my booster shot."
As he got through his cell entrance, screams began to run through the air. He stopped when he heard metal tearing and screeches.
"Discord, we need to run," Isaac muttered shallowly. "Before they find us. We need to run now!"
"And who are they?" Discord asked appearing next to him.
"That's, them." Isaac pointed ahead.
They both stared in horror at the Slasher holding a doctor in the air by it's blades. It dropped the man and fixed it's bloodied eyes on Isaac.
"Fuck my life." Isaac said.
"Buck my life." Discord said. "Good luck fighting that!" He said before disappearing.
