Outbreak Equestria

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"Comrades, I...I think we made it," a crazy German scientist said, panting while he stepped off the main frame pad.

"Remember Richtofen, your the one...that started this mess in the...first...place..." a certain American war hero groaned.

Teleporting can really make someone tired. Your molecular structure is taken apart then reformed while teleporting.

But the german, Edward Richtofen, (even though he was exhausted) ignored the American, Tank Dempsey, and looked around. Behind them, the drunken Russian, Nicholai Belenski, woke up from what he called a cat nap and stretched.

"Man, now I know how those american firefighters Dempsey told me about feel. All they need is a secret ingredient," He said while he stood up and drank from his never-ending vodka bottle.

"Nicholai, I don't think it's time for anymore of your silly naps. Do you realize where we are?" the German asked. Nicholai, remembering what happened just before his nap, looked around. Everything seemed to have a slight hue of deep blue. There was a building on either side of where they stood, with stairs leading to them and locked doors at the entrance. Fire overwhelmed some places. They were on an observation pad slightly more elevated than the floor below them. A small control panel was placed on a rail surrounding them except for a small staircase leading down to the rusty concrete floor. A fence stood ahead of them and behind it was a huge clock. The Russian squinted at it and saw that the red second hand was going up three seconds, then back down, repeating this process for which seemed like forever.

"Yes. We are in a place with no vodka and a stupid clock. We are fucked. So, what does this button do?" Nicholai asked.

"Nicholai, no!" Richtofen yelled but before he could stop the Russian, Nicholai pushed the button and an ear-splitting alarm sounded, and the door to a machine behind them shut.

"Nicholai, you Russian dog, what the hell have you done?!" Takeo Masaki said behind Nicholai.

"I did nothing, but I sure do like pressing these buttons."

"Stop pressing those damn buttons, Nicholai!" Dempsey shout fiercely and shoved Nicholai down the steps. Nicholai grunted as soon as he made contact with the floor. Angry, he shouted, "Dempsey, why do you hate me?" to which Dempsey replied, "You drink too much and is always doing something to fuck us over!"

"Russian, American, stand down! We are in the secret German facility where this outbreak started. It is known as 'Der Riese', or 'the Giant'. This is also where I-" Richtofen was interrupted when Takeo said,"Richofen, I don't think now is a good time to lecture us. Those bastards are hear as well!" He pointed to some Nazi zombies trying to pry the boards apart to enter the facility.

Richtofen reacted quickly and said, "Boys, grab your weapons. My children are coming."

"Aww, yeah, I was starting to get bored out here!" Dempsey happily cheered.

"You vodka-stealing maggots, i will kill you all!" Nicholai vowed.

"I will bring honor to my family!" Takeo sweared.

Dempsey took out his pistol and said, "Huh? M1911's? Where the hell did our snipers and rifles go?"

"Dempsey, we will have to work with these for now. Heavier firepower awaits us. Now, we must rid this facility of it's infection!" Richtofen laughed out crazily.

They were going to be there a while.