Chuck Visits Ponyville

by Snug-Brony

Rating: mature
Tags: Main 6, My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic, Comedy, Other, Sex, Random, Derpy Hooves, Crossover
Length: 1109

Chuck the dump truck visits Equestria and gets sexual with the ponies.

Chuck gets sent to Equestria and learns about his premature ejaculation problem. The ponies try to help him solve this issue.

*Don't read if you are right in the mind.*

Published 2013-04-03 04:20:03 UTC
Last updated 2013-04-03 04:20:03 UTC

Chuck Does the Deed

One morning Chuck woke up late to meet his friends. He had overslept three times this week and he didn’t want to disappoint them again. Chuck realized that if he went fast enough he could still meet them on time. Luckily, Chuck knew about a straight-away leading to their meeting spot. The straight lane would make for some great acceleration making easy for him to get there if he really pushes his limits. Before he left he had a well-balanced breakfast of whole wheat toast, eggs, corn flakes, milk, and orange juice, because Chuck knows that you should always eat a healthy breakfast before starting your day.

Chuck zoomed to the straight path where he revved his engines for the speedy drive. He started accelerating from 50 mile per hour and slowly reached 60. His tiny dump truck body got faster and faster. His meter read 62, 65, 69, 75, and 80. Chuck had never made it to eighty miles per hour before, because he knows that you should always be a slow, cautious and courteous driver. His velocity still continued to increase pass eighty till it seemed to be at a steady eighty-seven. Chuck’s eyes watered from the extreme speed he was going. Suddenly, he hit eighty-eight miles per hour ripping the fabric of his universe and sending him through a dimensional vortex.

Chuck plummeted into a different world. He looked up to see to blurs of pink and blue which cleared into view of being faces. They faces where revealed to Chuck that they belonged to ponies. Chuck looked at the beautiful faces of the blue and pink ponies that found him. They introduced themselves as Pinkie Pie and Rainbow Dash. Chuck felt a strange sensation in his underside where his first ever erection occurred. At first he was afraid his truck penis was falling off, but he soon realized that this event was due to the smoking hot ponies in front of him. Chuck stumbled back and stuttered when he attempted to talk. Out of nowhere a blast of oil erupted from Chuck covering both of the ponies. To which they replied, "You're gonna like it here, but we gotta teach you how to go longer." Chuck was startled by the fact that he oiled all over the ponies and they didn’t get angry at him. It felt so good when chuck oiled for the first time and he really wanted to do it again.

Chuck finally got words out, “Hi my name’s Chuck. I’m sorry for um getting you girls all dirty.” The one with the rainbowed mane replied, “It’s all good, but like I said you really need to learn to control your thingy. You can hang out here in Twilight’s house while I get the rest of our friends. Once everyone’s there we can have some real fun.”

Chuck was lead into a tree with a library on the inside where he was greeted by a purple pony. Her name was apparently Twilight. She was very curious about what species Chuck was and when she turned around to try to find a book, Chuck couldn’t help but to stare at her perfectly rounded plot. He started to get an erection again. He tried his hardest not to oil again, but Twilight’s moist butt was right in his face. Little black drops began to fall to the ground of the tree when his penis burst like a fire house covering several books in his deep black liquid.

Twilight was more aggravated than the others, but mostly because he ruined her books. “I think I remember a cleaning spell that should get rid of the stains,” Twilight proclaimed. Pinkie and Rainbow Dash then came through the door along with the sexiest white pony, a very sweaty orange pony, a gray pony with most gorgeous eyes even if they weren’t straight, and an incredibly cute and desirable yellow pony who was trailing in the back.

“Now darling I heard you can’t control your male fluids from going all over the place. Well my name is Rarity and I’ve seen this problem many times before. It is usually because the colt isn’t very sexually active and the first sexual experience got him too excited. The way to solve this is just to hold on and to think of your partner. Now show me that nice big mechanical cock of your,” Chuck whooped out his fourteen inch in front of Rarity, “Well, aren’t you truly blessed in that area. Now girls let’s get to the fucking and remember Chuck just keep holding it back, it’ll be worth it in the end.”

The orange pony approached Chuck’s manhood, “Hey I’m Applejack! Whoo ain’t that just the largest rooster in the coup. My brother don’t even got one that big and his name is Big Mac,” Applejack then proceeded to massage his penis. Twilight rubbed her horn against it, Pinkie was slobbering on it, Rainbow was forcing it inside of her, Rarity was implanting her horn into Chuck’s exhaust pipe, Fluttershy was lightly tapping it with her wing, and it wasn’t really clear what Derpy was doing. Chuck couldn’t stand it the pressure was too high.

He tried his greatest to hold it in, but he knew he couldn’t last much longer. The dark fluid flooded the room as it exploded everywhere. Suddenly, an Onix broke through Chuck’s penis coiling around the main library room. “Twilight, I’m back from Canterlot,” the baby dragon who opened the door was drowned in Chuck’s oil. Twilight’s neck was torn open from Onix’s sharp tail adding blood to the massive amounts of oil. Chuck was in the center of everything with oil still coming out of his dick. He watched as several of the ponies were either drowned in oil or cut by Onix. Chuck decided it would be a good time to leave and he backed up straight into Rarity, hearing one last screech before his tires were painted crimson.

Derpy, who was somehow still alive decided to light a candle because it was getting sort of dark. The huge explosion from the ignited oil launched Chuck exactly 88 miles per hour. He then arrived at the meeting spot with his friends exactly one minute early. “Hey Chuck you’re actually on time for once,” Chuck’s tummy suddenly rumbled. “CHUCK, DID YOU SKIP A WELL BALANCED BREAKFAST JUST TO BE ON TIME?! IF YOU THINK YOU CAN DO SOMETHING THAT AWFUL THAN WE DON’T WANT TO BE YOUR FRIENDS! ACTUALLY YOU MIGHT AS WELL KILL YOURSELF NOW!”

THE END.

Author's Note

I'm so sorry for writing this.