My Little Tobuscus

by Velociraptor

Rating: teen
Tags: Main 6, My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic, Comedy, Other, Random
Length: 13431

Tobuscus comes to Equestria

Toby "Tobuscus" Turner is transported to Equestria when he presses a rainbow colored button, will he make friends or will he be evil. Neither, he shall be Tobuscus. And if It's Tobuscus it means stuff.

Published 2012-02-05 03:57:28 UTC
Last updated 2012-06-11 14:24:06 UTC

A Whole New World Pt.2

Toby got out of the hay bail and saw an ominous forest "This looks fun, I definetly won't get murdered here." Toby then proceded to walk into the forest. TWO HOURS LATER. "Nod at the bird and people die everywhere peo-ple die" Toby sang in an exhausted voice. Toby had walked several miles, in Tobuscus miles, really he had walked only a mile and a half. As Toby started to sing Nugget in a Biscut he passed out.

TWO MORE HOURS. Toby woke up with an urge of darkness, redness, whiteness, to this he said "Wake up of darkness, redness, whiteness!" Toby then saw a small white rabbit. "Hey little bunny" Toby said in a voice he had used in Terraria so many times before "whose gonna die within the next twenty years, are you, yes you are, yes you are, unless your the one immortal bunny" "Angel you need to take your medicine" A small voice said. The bunny taped it's foot impatiently. "Thats a cute, thats a bunny refusing to take it's medicine that will probably save it's life cute!" Toby exclaimed. Opon hearing this the shy pegasus let out a small eek and said "Where did you come from,why are you here, and what are you doing in the everfree forest"
"Why shoo I'm here in this forest to meet you girl" Toby said in the voice he used on AJ
"Wh-who are you?" She asked
"It doesn't matter who I am all that matters is my number, here it is, but wats your name
"Flu-Fluttershy"
"Thats a nice name it's like flutter and shy

Fluttershy then saw the look of exhaust on the pony's face "Oh dear, are you ok, you look sick let me take you to my cottage to get better" "Why shoo I don't need no help" Toby then felt his dehydration kick in and passed out on the forrest floor.

Fluttershy's cottage

Toby woke up again with the darkness, redness, whiteness "Good your awake, you passed out on the forest floor from dehydration, I brought you here to get better" Fluttershy said "I could've drunk my pee like Bear Grylls or Nathan Drake" Toby said modestly "Well if you want to get better you better drink some water" Fluttershy said
"Uuuuuuuuuuuhhhhhhhhhh fine" Toby said impatiently. After Toby drunk several bottles of water he left the bed and headed towards the door when Fluttershy interrupted.
"Are you sure you're better" She asked
"As sure as I'll never beat Skyrim" he replied
"Do you know where you're going to go"
"Absolutely........................not"
"I'll take you to Ponyville"
"Ponyvillle! That sounds awsome, almost as awsome as Ezio

Ponyville

Fluttershy introduced Toby to her friends, Toby only paid attention to one, Pinkie Pie. Fluttershy was about to knock on Sugarcube Corner's door when Toby stepped in front of her and knocked on the door himself "Knock, Knock Mosacra!" Toby exclaimed. A voice on the other side of the door said "Silly, my names Pinkie Pie not Mosacra" Pinkie then opened the door. At that moment Toby felt both happyness and a deep hatred of this pony. Happyness due to she was the only person/pony he ever met that acted like him, this was also the reason he hated her, he knew she would steal his style. Pinkie then began laughing for no reason so Toby joined in "Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha I'm ha ha ha going ha ha ha to ha hah hah ha murder ha ha ha you!" "What?" Pinkie asked "Ooh butterflies, yay." Toby said looking at Fluttershy's cutie mark. The rest of the mane six showed up and there was only one thing Toby could say
"Hothothothothothothothothothothothothothothothothothothothothothothothothothothothothothothothothothothothot"

The Toby Master

"Thank ya kindly Twilight" Applejack said "No problem at all Applejack, I'm glad the goal is lunchtime all this hard work is making me hungry" Twilight replied "Yeah this work is so hard" Toby stated "No offense Tobuscus you've only been here for five seconds" AJ pointed out "Yeah, but thats like a week in Tobuscus years" He replied. Spike, who was sitting on Twilight's back eating an apple burped up a note. "Dude you need some listerine, sponser!" Toby said "It's a note from Princess Celestia" Twilight stated. Spike then read some stuff about tickets. Twilight and AJ both exclaimed "The Grand Galloping Gala!" Toby, who didn't know what it was, joined the noise as well "The Grand Galloping Gala wheeeeeouuuuuuuwwwwwwww!" Toby then grabed the tickets in his mouth and ran towards a fence. Applejack and Twilight then heard Toby scream. "AW GOD DANG IT I CAN'T JUMP THAT HIGH, PLEASE HELP ME!" AJ then went over to the fence and said "We'll have to cut you out" AJ then went into the barn to fetch the wood axe. As AJ was about to cut Toby out, he screamed. "SPIKE SAVE ME LIKE YOUR COUSIN DID IN HELGAN!" "What?" Spike replied. It was to late there was a hole in the fence, so Toby could get his head out

"I lived, I'm still a god, so whats the Gala?" Toby asked, "It's like a party" Twilight replied. "A party! I love to dri..I mean read at parties, I can just read all night!" Toby said in an excited way. "Ok?" Twilight replied. "Well if I could go to the Gala I could sell my apples and make a lot of money to fix things around the farm" AJ stated "Well if I can't go I'll murder you." Toby chimed in "What?" Twilight asked "Hey look a puppy." Toby said looking at Wilona. Rainbow Dash then came crashing down "Are you talking about the Grand Galloping Gala?" Rainbow asked "Rainbow Dash you said you couldn't help on the farm cause you were busy" AJ said with a hint of anger in her voice "I was sleeping and I happend to hear you had an extra ticket" Rainbow stated "Yeah, but.." Twilight was trying to say then was interupted by Rainbow "Yes this will be so awsome" Rainbow said "Yeah it may be awsome, but I'm more awsome then you because I can kill with my awsome" Toby said boastfully "But the Wonderbolts preform at the Gala every year, if I show them what I can do I'm sure that they'll let me join" She said gleefully. "Hold on just a second, I asked first!" AJ stated "I stole them first!" Toby exclaimed "Well I challenge you to a hoof wrestle" AJ said to Rainbow, They started to hoof wrestle. Toby jumped on their hooves. "Wooohhh, I pinned you both" He exclaimed. "GIRLS and Tobuscus! It's my tickets and I can do what I want with them, who ever has the best reason to go should get the ticket" Twilight said. "

Drumming up buisness on the farm!" AJ exclaimed
"A chance to audition for the Wonderbolts!"
"So I can dri... I mean read all night!"
"Tobuscus that's not a very good reason" AJ said
"Neither is yours, why would you want to help people."

Twilight's stomach started to rumble. "Oh look at that I better get some food, come on Spike" Twilight then dashed off. "See look what you did, come on lets go audience" Toby said walking off "Whose he talking to?" Rainbow asked AJ "I don't know" she replied. They both then started to hoof wrestle again.

Ponyville

As Twilight walked past Sugarcube Corner, Pinkie dashed out and into Twilight, Pinkie then saw the tickets and told about how the Gala is the greatest party. Spike then picked up the tickets which were on the ground, by the time he was back up Rarity saw the tickets in his hands. Rarity then went on about she wanted to go to the Gala to met her prince charming. After Rarity was done talking Angel took the tickets back to Fluttershy. "What is that you have there Angel" Fluttershy asked "Twilight is ok, if you don't mind if, and haven't given it to somepony else" "YOU" Rarity exclaimed "why would you like to go to the Gala" Fluttershy then went on to explain why she wanted to go to the Gala. "Wait just a minute." Rainbow exclaimed "No you wait a month" Toby joined in. Then one by one the mane six and Toby started arguing until Twilight yelled "QUIET!!!!!" She then walked away "TWILIGHT MAKE SURE YOU TURN OFF YOUR CAPS LOCK" Toby joked.

SEVERAL HOURS LATER. Twilight had had enough all friends had tried to help her in one way or another. When she walked into her tree house the lights were dim and music was playing in the background
"Aye girl how u doin" Toby said
"Whats going on" She asked
"Wat u talkin bout girl dis isn't a trick to give me the ticket girl"
"Could you please get out of my house"
"Why shoo you know u want me to stay and give me dat ticket girl"

The rest of the mane six came out of the closet wanting the tickets. "GIRLS AND TOBUSCUS I'm sorry, but I don't have enough tickets for all of you." "It's ok we're sorry" Everyone, but Toby said "I don't have anything to be sorry for because I'm a good buscus" They all looked at him "UUUUUUUHHHHhhhh fine, I'm sorry" "Spike take a note" Twilight said getting a piece of paper and a quiell. "Dear, Princess Celestia I'm sending these tickets back to you because I rather not go to the Gala at all then go without my friends." "Spike send the letter." Spike then sent the letter in a puff of fire. Several seconds later a six tickets appeared. "WHAT THE HEEEEEEEEELLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL!!!!!!!!" Toby screamed after seeing there was only six tickets. He then grabbed a ticket went into a room in the library and came out with two tickets "How did you do that?" Rainbow asked "There's a copying machine back there" he said, As Toby was about to leave he said "Bless your face, if you sneezed during this moral bless you. Peace off! BOOP" "Whose he talking to" Rarity asked "I still don't know." Twilight replied

Feeling Toby Keen

Twilight was practicing magic on Spike when she noticied Pinkie wearing an umbrella hat and was followed by Toby. Pinkie looked up to the sky, looking paranoid, " So a something of murder death is going to fall from the sky and kill us?." Toby asked, Pinkie's tail started to twich to answer his question. "Twich twichy twich-a twich." Pinkie said with caution in her voice. Twilight then approached Pinkie "Pinkie what in Equestria are you doing" "It's my pinkie sense, my tail it's twitch-a twichen and you know what that means, stuffs going to be falling and you should find shelter." Pinkie replied "Oh Pinkie it's not going to rain when there's not a cloud in.." Twilight stated, but was interrupted when a frog fell on her face, "HOLY MONKEY JESUS IT'S A MURDER DEATH FROG!" Toby screamed. "Oh I'm so so sorry, are you ok, the frog population got overpopulated so I'm taking as many as I can to Froggy Bottom Bog." Fluttershy said with the small voice she always used, then flew away. "Of course you did." Twilight said sarcasticly. "Twilight get that frog off your face, it's precarious." Toby stated. Twilight then walked away.

"Can you belive it Pinkie said something would fall from the sky and something did!" Spike exclaimed. "Spike, it was just a coincidence, nothing else to it." Twilight stated. Pinkie then came up saying that something else was going to fall. At the moment Toby fell off a building preforming the leap of faith and hit Twilight. "GOD DANGIT I HATE FRICKEN HATE GRAVITY" Toby screamed, then said in a babyish voice "You, you hate me?"
"No, gravity I was just kidding"
"I'm never speaking to you again!"
"No gravity come back, please I love you!"
"You do?"
"Yes gravity I love you"

"Who is he talking to?" Spike asked, "We don't know." Twilight replied. Pinkie then walked off singing. "That, was amazing!" Spike exclaimed "Spike that was staged, Pinkie clearly asked Tobuscus to jump off that building." Twilight replied. "Twilight why do you have a giant red mark on your back" AJ asked "Because Pinkie Pie predicted it!" Spike answerd before Twilight. "Honestly Spike she did not, two coincidences in a row may be unlikely, but it's easier to belive than twitchy tails that predict the future." Twilight snapped back, AJ then mumbeled a couple words then hid under the apple cart. "Applejack do you belive that Pinkie can predict the future?" Twilight asked "I know it doesn't make much sense, but in Ponyville we learned that if Pinkies a twitchen better run for cover." AJ said. A pony then ran quickly behind twilight when Pinkie come by saying that see already had her bath going.

SEVERAL HOURS LATER...

Twilight had been studying Pinkie for what seemed like forever, but to no avail. "Hey Pinkie Pie what ya doin?" AJ asked. "I'm letting Twilight and Tobuscus follow me all day. Sure enough Twilight looked over to see Toby "What are you doing here" Twilight asked "I'm planning on murd.. I mean throwing her a surpise party" Toby replied. Twilight then got furious, screaming about how Pinkie knew she was there the whole time and didn't say anything. "Silly, that would've spoiled the secret." Pinkie said with a smile, Pinkie then started shaking violently. " Aye girl r u cold let me get u a blanket and guess wat I'm freezin' to!" Toby said in the voice he had used before, when talking to nurse. "What does that mean!?" Spike exclaimed. "Don't know never gotten it before, but whatever it is it's a doozy, something you never expect to happen will happen and it's gonna happen at Froggy Bottom Bog!" Pinkie exclaimed. AJ gapsed "That's where Fluttershy is at." "Whhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhheeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeewwwwwwwwwwwwwww, let's go to Frogger's Bottom Bog!" Toby yelled, "It's Froggy Bottom Bog." Twilight corrected. They then dashed off towards the bog

Froggy Bottom Bog...

Fluttershy let all the frogs loose to enjoy their new habitat, when she heard her friends call for her. "Hey guys are you here to wish the frogs good bye?" Fluttershy asked, "No Pinkie got these shivers and said a doozy was going to happen here!" Spike exclaimed, "Oh dear." Fluttershy said. Toby who was looking in a different direction then everyone else said "It's like The Eater of Worlds times four!' Everypony else turned around to see a fearsome hydra. "RUN!" Everyone shriecked as they ran the hydra started following them, striking it's heads down toward the ponies, but missed every time. Twilight then came across a hill and told everypony to go another way. "Help I'm stuck, I knew I should've brought my safety torch!" Toby screamed because was stuck in the mud "I'm coming Tobuscus" Twilight said, then grabbing Toby with her magic. "Twilight, your my Boone!" Toby said as he ran away from the hydra and up a hill "I think were going to make it!" Spike shouted. "Don't count your chickens before they hatch" AJ replied as they came across a canyon. They quickly jumped on the small platforms that let them cross the canyon. "Aw whose a little baby monster you are, yes you are." Toby said as he saw that the hydra couldn't cross, but the hydra then jumped the gap. "That's a bucket of balls!" Toby shouted again. They all thought they were done for, but then a figure appeard out of nowhere and wrestled the hydra off the cliff, killing it. "Thank you for saving us!" Twilight shouted. Upon seeing this blue, black maned earth pony, that was taller and buffer then Toby, with a bolded G for a cutie mark, Toby shouted "Gabuscus why are you here?" "Dude, it's Gabe Uscus and God text me on my phone telling me you needed help" Gabe said taking out his phone. Toby walked up to see the phone "Gabuscus your an idiot this isn't God's phone number it's the devil's, everybody knows God's number is six, six, six." Toby said proudly, he then took Gabe's phone and threw it down the canyon. Gabe replied "First, Tobuscus you need to go to church, second now we have no way back!" "Ok I guess I owe you for saving my life, if we go back I'll let you borrow the portal gun I got from Santa and get you some tickets to De Island." Toby said impatiently. "Never mind." Gabe said sighing. "That's the doozy" PInkie said "You know what this was a doozy." Twilight replied.

Twilight's house

"Spike take a note." Twilght told Spike who picked up a pen and paper in response. "Dear Princess Celestia, I'm happy to report that I now realize that there are wonderful things in this world that you just can't explain, but that doesn't make them any less true, it just means you have to choose to belive in them and sometimes it takes a friend to show you the way. sincerly, your stuedent Twilight Sparkle." Toby then came into the room and exclaimed "Bless your face if you sneezed during this lesson about that you shouldn't always belive something that you can't see, bless you. Peace off! BOOP!"

Griffsaur the Brush Off

Toby woke up in his bed, as he got up he saw that he was he was no longer a pony. "Gah, I'm not in pony land anymore." He stated. Toby went into the kitchen and poured some food in Griffon's bowl, "Griffsaur come and get some breakfest." Toby stated, but the small shi tzu didn't come get his breakfest, "Griffon! Are you staring at that painting of you." Toby then walked into the room where he stored pictures, he saw his and Gabe's vacation photos of their trip to De island. Toby then walked out of the house to see if Griffon was outside. Toby then saw a totally different world then he was used to, there were blimps in the sky saying to obey the Griffon Empire, buildings at least two-hundred feet tall towered above him. " Isn't that nice, Griffsaur became god of the world, being his owner he will probably give me two billion dollars." Toby said proudly, at that moment two robots jumped out of the bushes and cuffed Toby "WHAT THE HELL ROBOTS!" Toby screamed, the robots then took him to the tallest building. As Toby was lockes in a room Griffon walked in "Griffsaur,why did you tie me up!?" Toby asked "You fool, have you not paid attention to what has happend over the last few years?" Griffon replied, "Let's see I killed the eye cthuthlue, the Eater of Worlds, sucked at Skyrim, killed a puppy in Fallout, dru.... I mean read all night at new years, slept with nurse......twice, I got a portal gun from Santa, I went to the moon to save Wheatly, but didn't find him, I realized Terarria was a video game, mur......" Toby replied, Griffon started to pee on Toby's face.

Toby actually did feel a wetness of his face. He woke up to see a the small shi tzu licking his face. He was still a pony, "He little buddy, did you miss me?" Toby asked, then remembering something "Did you have fun starving in the car?" The dog looked at him in a strange way. Toby then exited his bed at the Hay's Inn and went outside.

Ponyville

"Come forth Griffsaur let's have an adventure!" Toby exclaimed as he let Griffon sit on his back, as Toby walked down the streets he smelled something familier "Holy monkey Jesus ponies have coffee!" Toby excliamed as he ran towards the smell. As Toby reached the coffee stand he saw that it was free.

Twenty cups of coffee later

"Hey Gabuscus, Gabuscus I had lot of caffine today can you tell, can you tell, nah don't tell!" Toby said as he bounced several feet in the air, "Toby, how did you afford coffee" Gabe asked, "It's free, it's free Gabuscus, and Griffsaur is here and.." Toby said again. "Excuse me sir, but I said that the first cup was free" The sellsmare said giggling "How much?" Gabe asked "Twenty thousand bits" The sellsmare started laughing "You shouldn't have done that, at least not to Tobuscus" Gabe said. "WHAT THAT WAS A PRANK A WILL MURDER YOU ALL WITH MY NIGHT'S EDGE UNTIL THE DEMON ALTAIR EXPLODES IN FIERY DEATH MURDER AND THE EYE OF CHTULU WILL SHOOT IT'S EYE BABY'S UNTIL YOU DIE OF MURDER DEATH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" Toby screamed then chased after Pinkie who was already running away towards Rainbow Dash's cloud home.

"Pinkie, I'd like you to meet my friend, Gilda she's a griffon." Rainbow said after seeing Pinkie "Griffsaur where?" Toby asked as he approached the cloud home. " Gilda this is Tobuscus and Pinkie Pie" Ranbow said to Gilda "Hey." Gilda said. "Hey how about we have a race for old times sake?" Rainbow asked, "OK" Gilda replied. Rainbow dashed off, but Gilda stayed back "You dweebs better stay outta our business." Gilda said with hatred in her voice. "Okie Dokie Lokie" Pinkie replied, however Toby had a much different answer "I will get Gabuscus to murder you!" He shouted in a tone that he had never used before. Gilda didn't hear any of what Toby said as she sped off before the sound of his voice could reach her. "So how about we race to that cloud over there, next?" Rainbow asked, Rainbow then raced to the next cloud, Gilda stayed behind because Toby and Pinkie flew up in a hot air ballon "Hey, Gilda can I play too!?" Pinkie asked excitedly "I thought I told you to get lost!" Gilda shouted "Ha ha ha ha, nobody will hear you scream.......if you don't." Toby said somewheres in between laughter and shouting

Twilight's house

"Twilight do you have a fire extinguisher, gasoline, and some kerosine?" Toby asked "Yeah, why?" Twilight replied "I'm going to murder somegriffon." Toby replied "What?" Twilight asked again. "Hey look sparkles, yay there so pretty" Toby said in the voice he always used when he saw a bunny in Terarria. " Twilight she's the meanest griffon I've ever met, she's the only griffon I've ever met." Pinkie pleaded to Twilight. "It just sounds like your jealous' Twilight replied "Am not!" Pinkie exclaimed and stormed out. "AW GOD WHOEVER SLAMED THAT DOORS GONNA PAY, ENTER NOT SO BALD PONY ON FIRE" Toby sang as he ran out of a room, on fire holding a fire extinguisher, and ran out the door.

Several hours later, Sugarcube Corner

"So you said, you were going to kill Gilda." Toby asked, but Pinkie couldn't hear over the chatter of the party for Gilda. "Care for a vanilla drop?" Pinkie asked Gilda, who then picked one up with her talons, within seconds her mouth felt like it was on fire. "Gilda catch!" Toby stated, throwing the fire extinguisher at her. She missed the catch and the fire extinguisher exploded in a 'Fiery, death, murder explosin' as Toby would say. Gilda then caught on fire searing off all her feathers. "TOBY WHAT DID I TELL YOU ABOUT SOLVING YOUR PROBLEMS WITH MOLOTOVES, THATS WHY I SIGNED YOU UP FOR THERAPY!" Gabe screamed. "YOU KNOW WHAT YOUR KING AND QUEEN LAMO COME ON RAINBOW WE DON'T NEED THESE LOSERS!" Gilda also screamed "I'm the one who planned the pranks it was just dumb luck you set them off, so I guess I'm queen lamo." Rainbow replied, "I don't need you as a friend because your all losers!" GIlda then left slamming the door. "Bye see you in hell." Toby said with a smile on his face.

Twilight's house

"Dear Princess Celestia today I learned it's hard to accept when somepony you like wants to spend time with somepony else that isn't so nice though it's impossible to control who your friends hang out with, it is possible to control your behavoir, in the end just remain a good friend because the difference between a good friend and a not so good one will show you the way." Toby chimned in "Bless you, if you sneezed during this lesson about remaining a good friend even though your friend has a bad friend, wow this moral has a lot of friends, bless you! Peace off! BOOP!".

The Sonic Rainbuscus

Toby woke up early in the morning, and fixed himself a veggie nugget in a biscut. He then went downstairs to check his mail slot. "I'm sleepy." Toby said in his grandpabuscus voice as he checked his mail. "What's, clop..............I'm awake!" Toby then ran upstairs , into his room and hid the letter in a safe. "God dangit I can never unsee what I just saw on the see saw by the sea shore" Toby began rapping "At, at the sea shore the sea saw saw what can't be un-unseen at the sea shore beep boop beep a boop boop at the sea shore see the see saw see on the sea shore cause the see saw saw Charlie Sheen the Abercean pirate king." "Toby go to sleep!" Gabuscus commanded, "Gabuscus sleep is for the birds, and monkeys, and pretty much everything else, but I'm a good god, just like god, just, just like god, god, god-a-god-a-god-god!" Toby began rapping again,

FIVE HOURS OF TOBY RAPPING

Toby heard a knock at the door, when opened the door he saw the hotel manager "Heeeeeeeellllllllloooo, here's Griffsaur's pee towls" Toby said giving him several wet towls,"Sir there have been several complaints of loud noises coming from this room can I please ask you to leave this hotel at once," The hotel manager said, "No you can't ask, Bilbo" Toby replied, closing the door in her face. "What was that?" Gabe asked as he woke up, "The hotel ponies came here and told us to leave, because I'm an good buscus and they didn't want a good buscus staying at this hotel, so they can get buisness." Toby said proudly, "I'll go see if Twilight knows a place where we could stay" Gabe sighed as he started to pack, "Tobuscus just go outside and I'll be there soon."

Ponyville (soon)

As Gabe and Toby were having having a coversation they noticed Rainbow talking to Fluttershy
"I'm telling you Gabuscus I'm dragonborn!" Toby exclaimed
"Tobuscus, you don't even know what Dragonborn is." Gabe replied.
"It's when a dragon gives birth to a buscus."
"So says the guy who said Ezio was his birth father, IN HIGHSCHOOL!"
"Of course he's my dad"
"YOU EXPECT ME TO BELIVE THAT EZIO AND A DRAGON HAD YOU THOUSANDS OF YEARS AGO!"
"And GLaDos is my god mother. I'll show you that I'm dragonborn!!"

At that moment Rainbow was speeding down toward the ground trying to preform a sonic rainboom,
"Ok," Toby said getting into some kind of stance, "FAS RU DOH!!!!" Toby screamed, almost on cue the sonic barrier reversed on her sending her flying into the distance. "Impossible those aren't even the right words of power!?" Gabe screamed quizicly, "Told you I'm dragonborn, and now I need to find Lydia with my shword, because I can swing m...." Toby replied, but Gabe cut him off, "NO, just no, let's go to Twilight's and find out what happend!" Gabe yelled at Toby, who at the time was talking to Fluttershy, "Why shoo your friend abondond you girl, she hates u, but i dont hate u girl, we can eat roses on a lake surounded by murder death fish and baby eyeballs" Toby said in his flirting voice, "TOBUSCUS WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU!!!" Gabe yelled, "Come on girl lets go Gabuscus is pissed" Gabe then grabbed Toby's tail and dragged him to Twilight's house

Twilight's house

"Thanks for helping me clean up my books guys, it's been a crazy week of studying" Twilight said to her three friends in her library, cleaning up the last few books on the floor. At that moment Rainbow came crashing trough knocking over all the hardwork they had done in the library. Soon enough Fluttershy came into the room as well saying "Woo" and "Woo-hoo." Noticing the mess in the library Fluttershy quickly said in a small voice, "Oh, did my cheering do this?" "No. my shout did it" Toby said proudly as he and Gabe walked into the room as well, "What?" Twilight asked, "Never mind." Gabe chimed in, "Well that was a truly terrible performance." Rainbow said with a sigh, "It wasn't all bad I liked it when you made the clouds spin." Hearing this made Gabe's mind explode, he needed to know as much as possibly about pony logic within the next twenty four hours, "TWILIGHT DO YOU HAVE ANY BOOKS ON LOGIC AND do you know a place where Tobuscus and I can stay?" Gabe asked quickly, "You can stay here we have two guest beds in the library, I can move them into the basement and I'll show you the books later." Twilight replied, "Ugh I'm not talking about my performance we're talking about yours, the feeble cheering, I only wish you guys could go to Cloudsdale to see me compete in the Best Young Fliers competition" Rainbow preached. "Are you doing a sonic rainboom, it's the most coolest thing ever!" Pinkie exclaimed "What's a sonic rainboom?" Twilight asked "It's like when a sonic boom meets a rainbow and their like I love you and have a baby, but get a divorce in twenty years." Toby said "That's surprisingly right and Rainbow Dash here is the only pony to ever pull it off and she's goin' to do it again." AJ stated."Well...yeah, o-of course I will, I'm the greatest flier to come out of Cloudsdale, but I'm going to rest up." Rainbow stated then left the house along with Fluttershy.

"Go-go on find a spell that will let us into Cloudsdale" Rarity stated nudging Twilight, "How am I supposed find a flight spell in this mess?" Twilight asked. "Page twenty seven" Toby said tossing her a book. "How'd you do that?" AJ asked "I looked in every book in two seconds." Toby said modestly, obviously lying. "Here it is a spell that will allow earth ponies and unicorns fly for three days, I'm not sure I can do it though" Twilight said. "But you must" Rarity stated. "But, whose going to volunteer as the test subject?" Twilight asked. To answer this Toby ran in front of Twilight. A cocoon of magic shot out from Twilight's horn changing Toby

Cloudsdale.

Fluttershy was giving a pep talk to Rainbow about the sonic rainboom she saw something, "Tob..." Fluttershy stated, but was interuppted by Rainbow, "Tob? What kind of word is to.." Rainbow said, but was interrupted by a new voice. "How u doin girl like my wings" Toby said as Rainbow stared, Toby then changed his voice, "There so pretty, Yay!" At that moment a pink hot-air balloom emerged from the clouds, "I-I can't belive it, this is so cool you guys made it!" Rainbow exclaimed. PInkie then jumped out of the balloon and onto the clouds, "How are you standing on the clouds only pegasus ponies can walk on clouds?" Rainbow asked, "I found a spell that makes temporary wings, but that was much to difficult to repeat multiple times, so I found a spell that lets non-pegusus ponies walk on clouds." Twilight said modestly "Hey we got a couple hours before competiton how about Fluttershy and I show you guys around Cloudsdale!" Rainbow said happily

"Be careful with your wings Tobuscus they're extreamly fragile" Twilight said, but Toby paid no attention. "Here's where they make the rainbows" Rainbow said as they walked inside a room with rainbows everywhere. "I love rainbows" Toby said in the voice he talks to bunnies with, "Don't even think about it" Gabe said to Toby as they walked. "Gabuscus, you know my brain works to fast to think." Toby replied as he was done drinking, then stated, "Talk about tasting the rainbow, SPONSER!" Toby's face then changed into several different shades, expressing a different emotion for each shade.

"Wow where did you those fancy wings?" A mare asked Toby, to this Toby replied "Hothothothothtot" "So, you got them from a volcano?" The mare asked again "No I got them for u girl and your friends too!" Toby replied as several other mares came up to him, "Why shoo, I know my wings r beeaauutttiiiffullll" Toby stated, drawing even more of a crowd, Twilight then whispered, "Hmph Tobuscus we're supposed to be helping Rainbow Dash relax stop showing off." "I see girl you want me to yourself and I'm fine with that, I would if I was you." Toby replied as Twilight gave herself a facehoof for thinking she could tell Tobuscus what to do. "Hey you should enter the competition." One of the hotter mares suggested, the other hot mares agreed upon this. "YES I SHALL ENTER THIS COMPETION IF MY NAME ISN'T TOBUSCUS!" Toby exclaimed, the crowed cheered with glee at this anouncement. "What am I going to do now there's no way I'll win now." Rainbow said with sadness in her voice

Cloudsdale stadium(The next day)

There were many voices among the crowd of ponies competing in the competition, even Toby's voice was not distinctly heard through the crowd. "Number one your up" An older mare said, Rainbow then saw that she was number two, an idea popped into her head. She then switched with number five and continued up the number line until she reached Toby who was the final number. "Ok number fifteen let's go." The mare said to Rainbow, but Toby interuppted "Oh, dear it seams that you two will have to go on at the same time." She said, Rainbow and Toby then walked towards the curtains when Toby said "I took the liberty of changing our song."

As they walked outside, Toby's Assassins Creed Brotherhood literal trailer began to play. Rainbow just was hovering in place as Toby flew towards the sun, "No I just have to go to the safety sun" He said. As he flew up he could feel the heat getting stronger, "Sun if you kill me I'll be dead!" Toby said. Toby's wings then dissapeared."GOD DANGIT!" Toby screamed as he fell, but he quickly got into leap of fath position. "Oh no Tobuscus' wings evaporated into thin air." Twilight exclaimed. The Wonderbolts then went after him, but as they tried to catch him they colided. "That's a fail that's three highly trained pegususus hiting each other in mid-air fail!" Toby exclaimed. Rainbow, then sped down as well. Gabuscus then grabbed a banner then jumped of as well. Toby then felt a sudden surge of speed push him along, within a matter of seconds a large voice screamed 'TOBUSCUS' much like the begining of most of his videos. Toby had did it, a sonic rainbuscus, it had even shot a shockwave of magic out making a unnatually large eye appear over Canterlot for a few minutes. At that moment another large voice in a normal tone said "Gabe Uscus, there's a pause!" Toby looked up to see Gabe rushing after him preforming his own sonic rainbuscus, then catching Toby in his hooves and opening the banner as a parachute. "Gabuscus, this doesn't make sense, you obey logic, but you jumped off a increadibly high place for me and even pony logic shouldn't say that." Toby said, "Toby we went to fricken Dead Island, I'm not letting you die now! I also had a bet placed." Gabe replied. At that moment Rainbow Dash preformed a sonic rainboom saving the falling Wonderbolts and the slowly falling Toby and Gabe.

As they reached the top the crowd cheered for rainbow. "I-I did it a sonic rainboom" Rainbow said proudly. FIVE MINUTES LATER. "Hello Twilight Sparkle and company" Princess Celestia said as she glided down towards them, "Hello Princess I have learned a lesson about friendship." Twilight said, "What is it my dear?" Celestia asked "I have learned how important it is to put your whooves on the ground and be there for your friends." Twilight replied "Excellent." Celestia said. Toby then said. "Bless you. If you sneezed during this lesson about being there for your friends instead of showing of, bless you. Peace off! BOOP!" Toby then jumped off the ledge again screaming 'WWWWWHHHHHHHHHHEEEEEEOOOOUUU' Rainbow then went to save him.

My Little Terraria

Gabe was pissed! He sat there all day as Toby kept pelting him with sonic rainbuscusus. (gabe has a strong spine apparently) this time Toby had flown up past Cloudsdale in a pink hot-air balloon. "Whheeeeeeoooooouuuuwwww." Toby jumped out at an alarming rate, as the sonic rainbuscus formed around him the world seemed to change in many ways. First, a gapping hole in the ground, second a suit of armor appeared around Toby, finally a blue sword appeared in his mouth. He instantly reconized it as his Savage Nights Edge. "Holy monkey Jesus pie, mmmm that sounds deliocious!" Toby said, "Tobuscus what is going on up there." Gabe stated as Toby didn't take this long to come down any times before. He then noticed the large hole next to him and saw a, strange sight, it was an small black-brownish alter like thing spouting up black particles. " *Sigh* I know where this is going." Gabe said seeing that Toby was wearing a suit of armor and holding a sword, "Gabuscus, this is just like Terrerriarara!" Toby exclaimed, "Let's just go ahead and kill the bosses so we can get this over with." Gabe said, "YOU IDIOT GABUSCUS WE NEED A HOUSE FIRST, SO WE CAN SUMMON NURSE!!" Toby screamed. Gabe just sighed in response.

Start background montage rap music here

Toby: "Ima ima gonna grab this hammer hammer and these nails nails and build a house and make it good good
Gabe: "I just want this to be over so I can read my book."
Toby: "Read, READ WHO THE HHHHHHHHHHEEEEEEEEELLLLLLLLLLLL READS!"
Gabe:" The readers read this terrible fanfic."
Toby: "Gabuscus did you just break the four-fourth wall"
Gabe: "Just continue the song"
Toby: "I wish I was a monkey cause monkey is so funkie and they have thumbs to grab things like some bums and eat some rum to fill there tums, so I can build stuff."
Twilight: "I can help you build you house with magic and you'll be happy like my pappy on the sappy tree"
Toby: "No offence but Twilight you suck at rapping but you can stick to f---"
Gabe: "Don't make that joke it is inappropiate like poke is boop it like I wrote a book on a hook with sook"
Toby: "Now to build the bathroom I will make it glass, TWILIGHT GIRL COME CHECK OUT THIS BATHROOM"
Twilight: "That is awkrawd, but I am a good friend so I can defend
Gabe: "Making Dryads room, it has plants and pants and sants
Toby: "What the hell is a sant, but I can pant like I can't"
Dash: "Can I go to you house, I can make it 20% cool....er but there must be a pool......er I will complain.
Toby: "Making merchant's room it has gold that is told to be bold cause it is cold gold"
Fluttershy: "Ca-can I come to your house too it looks fun and that room with flowers is pretty."
Gabe: "Makin a room for gun man so he can ban the tan in his hand.
Dash: "Can I have that room it looks cool but there's no pool but it's cool."
Toby: "Lets go were come back to-morrow."

TWO DAYS LATER

"What the hell just happend, I just rapped two days of my life away?" Gabe said when he saw the finished house. Toby then turned around to see the mane six and Gabe looking at him, a idea popped into his head. "Twilight your wizard, Fluttershy your dryad, Rainbow Dash your arms dealer, Rarity your clothier, Applejack you're merchant, Pinkie you can be demonlitinist, and Gabuscus is guide!" Toby said in a giddy school voice. "What the hay are you talking about?" Rainbow asked, "Come forth we must kill the eye of cthutlue!" Toby grabbed his friends and jumped into the casem.

SOMEWHERE IN THE CASEM

Twilght never saw the underground of Equestria one of her favorite topics, but she was sure it didn't look like this. It was covered with several minerals that shouldn't be arranged as they were. Several creatures she had never seen lurched around peacefully until Toby charged at them with his sword. Once killed one of the creatures that looked like a strange eyeball that could float dropped a lens. MEANWHILE. Equestria was in total choas (Not due to Discord that hasen't happend yet you silly little readers), several never before seen creatures attacked Ponyville, they walked on two feet and their skin smelled of death, along with these creatures jell like monsters began to multiply by the instant. Canterlot however was totally different, the sky had went black and blueish grass covered almost every thing, the creatures there were very strang some were very large worms and some had pincers and could fly with no wings. Cloudsdale was turned into a large dungeon and several pugususi were inslaved under a skeletal figure. Princess Celestia was held up in the emergancy room in Canterlot castle writting Twilight letters about what was happining, but did not recieve any responses, she feared the worst with these creatures runing a muck in her kingdom. BACK TO THE IMPORTANT CHARACTERS. Toby had gathered ten lenses from the dead eyeballs the girls however just looked away the whole time from seeing all the blood that the eyeballs and other creatures produced once slain. "This enough to get a safety eye of murder death" Toby said upon reaching the demon alter, Toby then punched the alter to see if that was how he could craft it, "GOD DANGIT IT'S A ARM OF DARKNESS!!" Toby screamed as a shadowy arm came out of the alter, grabbed him and started swinging him around almost breaking all his bones. "Thats a fail thats a evil arm coming out of the alter and not killing his target fail!" Toby exclaimed, the arm grabbed him again and slung him all over the place. After the second attack Toby just threw the lenses at the alter and the eye just spit out. Toby then pulled out of a pair of boots and took his friends out of the casem.

At the buscus residence.

"Ok I'm gonna summon the eye of cthulue and it's going to murder us with it's eye babies." Toby said, then held out the eyeball to the sky. The moon turned a blood red and lightning appeared everywhere. They all (Except Fluttershy) started attacking a large eye that appeared out of no where. It wan't long before the eye began to bleed profusly, the girls just looked away, however Toby just laughed and said, "How u like that, it hit you in the eye." Toby then saw that that was starting to go into it's second stage. The eye, well mouth charged at Toby, instantly destroying him. The girls got tears in their eyes at the lost of their friend. "Ay girl y u cryin" Toby stated, "But how?" Twilight wondered out loud. "I respawned" Toby replied modestly. He and Gabe then charged at the mouth eye and destroyed it themselves. The creatures in Ponyvile were destroyed and allmost all evil presence left the area. "One down two to go" Gabe said staring at Canterlot from the top of his house.

Canterlot castle

Celestia could hear the destruction outside as the creatures fought the royal guard, there then was a scream coming from out side. It wasn't like any scream she had ever heard, even if all of Canterlot screamed it would've been quiet compared to this. The scream was enough to drive any pony insane. The screaming was that of AJ bucking the last shadow orb in the castle. Toby and Gabe then started to fight the eater of worlds Toby took the upper part of the eater of worlds while Gabe attacked the longer part with his breaker blade. "Come get it!!" Toby screamed after the last part of his worm dove into the ground. As the part came up one last time, a giant worm revealed it's position "Ima gonna kill yo momma!" Toby said as he destroyed the part of the eater of worlds, erasing the coruption. The sounds dissappeared, Celestia looked out of the safe room to see several of her guards passed out on to the floor, she decided that she would throw a large celebration for saving Canterlot.

Cloudsdale

The pegusi were just standing there looking with blank stairs off into the distance, and then there was that old stallion in the middle of them, this is what freaked Twilight, not the giant dungeon. Toby jumped out of the hot-air balloon and in front of the old stallion. "Are you ready to fight my master and free my curse?" He asked, "Yes" Gabe replied before Toby, "Very well then." The old stallion exploded in gore. The world began to stand still as skeletron appeared, it seemed as all the trees stoped making oxygen and Gabe and Toby were the only living things in Equestria. skeletron swung his arm at Toby barely missing him, he then tried to hit Toby again, this time on a direct course for him. The hit contacted with Gabe who jumped in front of Toby to save him. Gabe was down on the ground, once realizing that he could not respawn he tossed Toby his breaker blade. Toby quickly took his night edge and Gabe's breaker blade and combined them into the legendary blade known as excalibur, he then charged at skeltron. "I'm dead!" Toby screamed upon realizing he missed with the blade. Gabe had heard this and got up with all his strength, grabbed excalibur and slashed skeletron in two. Gabuscus along with Tobuscus then passed out from the strain the had been put through from fighting the beasts.

"Wake up, you two wake up!" Twilight exclaimed as she and her friends brought them to Ponyville Urgent Care.
Toby finally opened his eyes, along with Gabe. "What happend?" Gabe asked. "YOU TWO were awsome, you fought that skeleton thing!" Rainbow replied, "Actually you fought it and passed out and said some stuff in your unconcious state." Twilight said. "WHAT THE HHHHEEEEEELLLLLLLLLLLL I'M IN A HOSPITAL!!!!!!" Toby exclaimed once he noticed where he was. They ignored him though. "What did we say?" Gabe asked again. "You said somein' 'bout excalibur, what ever that is." Applejack replied "You mean that didn't happen!?" Toby asked irratated. "No." Twilight said with a blank face. At that moment a gorgeous mare with a pink cross for a cutie mark stepped into their hospial room and said everypony had to go, once everyone was gone Toby said. "Hey nurse how u doin?"

The Toby Mark Chronicles

"Gabuscus, whats wrong?" Toby asked as they arrived back at Ponyville, "I'll tell you whats wrong, you made us walk to Coltada to get a free stamp, so you can send a letter to Applejack on her birthday, but it's not her birthday and you said amen on your letter, amens for Jesus." Gabuscus replied waving is hooves in the air. "Now they both can feel happy on their birthday." Toby said with a smile on his face. At that moment they came across three young fillies. "Look Gabuscus their so huggable yes you are" Toby said in his 'Bunny voice' "Well howdy Tobuscus do ya mind tellin us the story of your cutie mark?" Applebloom asked. "Excuse me girls but didn't your parents ever tell you not to talk to strange colts." Gabe said taking hold of the situation, "Save it for the next PSA Gabuscus" Toby replied "Wait, what?" Gabe said not knowing what the noodle Toby just said. "Well girls my story goes like this." Toby turned his attention back to the girls

"First things first I'm an adult. I was born an adult. Okay? I came out of the womb employed. I was like, I jumped out like 'Alright, I'm late! I'm late!' They're like 'What? What the hell sort of baby in a business suit is this?' Mom's like 'That's my baby in a business suit. I'm so proud of my baby in a business suit. Okay lets get started, I was just a baby buscus, but I knew someday I'd be a big buscus like my father. He was a nice dadbuscus, but one day he turned to the bad side" "What are you talking about, your fathers a doctor?" Gabe interupted. "SHUT UP GABUSCUS I'M TELLING A STORY! So anyways when my dad turned to the bad side we battled to the life." Gabe let out a sigh. "Dadbuscus return to the good side of the toast. "I'm sorry son, but a like my toast burnt" He said to me "But thats nasty, you should also eat jam on ham cause I can eat my ham ham I can eat my ham ham, but you can't afford afford my diamond jam jam. I mean really that must be expensive jam to be made of diamonds, how do they make that anyway. Oh God Dangit!!!" I said as I fell into the bottomless pit (He had been walking backwards) but something broke my fall "A dragon! Lets go forth and kill all the murder death safty ducks." I said "Wat u talkin bout I'm a bird mother f*cker" the bird then flipped me off and I fell into the casem.

When I awoke in the casem my eyes were white and I was bl- I mean a child of darkness, whoohh Tobuscus you doged a safty bullet there. I built a house out of sticks and then went trouble hunting. As I arrived at my quante house I saw Harry fighting a noseless guy "Carefull Harry he doesn't have a nose" I shouted as I ran away and into a wall. And I saw new hope because where there's a wall theirs a way...clearly. "Oh hello I didn't see you there would you like to take some tests, I'm sure you'll be GLaD to take them" A strange new voice said behind me "Ah school tests boring ah it hurts learning it hurts aw god the pain" I replied, reminded of school "There'll be cake and confette" She replied "You had me at the quotation mark" I replied following the light in the celing and was given a strange gun. "There now, take some test for me." She said. SEVERAL MINUTES LATER. "So obvilousily, the solution has something to do with the puzzel" I said proudly "Thats it, your an idiot and there's nothing you can ever do to be smart. I'm pumping the nurotoxin in right now!" The robot screamed. "Don't get mad, get GLaDOS!" I said as I went into a small grate in the room. "what the balls" I said noticing the sign in front of me "Blood, Vio-lence" I said

"Welcome to reach you will die here and more than likely I won't die, seem fair." I said to the new recruits. It was my seventh day on Reach and had killed half the soldiers, friendly fire was on apparently. A blight light then flashed out of nowhere. "Hello I'm the doctor" A pony said to me. "The doctor? doctor of what?" I asked "Doctor of everything" "That must be a long PhD like a million miles long, ya know." I said to that comment. "Allons-y" He said to me. Allons-y got to pee in a bee hive to strive with my bad vibes in had of the cad that made me said." "Can you continue the story?" Gabe asked. "SHUT THE DOG DIGGITY DANGIT UP GABUSCUS. Weeeellllllll as I was saying. He told me to follow him because he had candy. When I steped into the blue box he pressed some safty buttons of safety and we had an adventure through spaaaaaaaaaaaaccccccccccccccccccccceeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee and time. As we fought monsters and demons a fell into a hole of darkness, redness, whitness where I met the audience. For hundreds of years I talked with the audience learning their ways. one day the told me that I was the chosen one to guide the future. A darkness, reddness, whiteness hole swept me up along with a friend of the audience, Gabuscus. From that point we traveld to the world of worldbuscus where we fought for our lives.

This is also where I met nurse. I'd pay here money and see would make me feel good, wait, WAIT not like that. Get your mind out of the gutter, gutters are for balls. Aw god dangit I didn't mean it like that either. Gabuscus and I defended the world for a thousands of years killing all evil standing in our way, except the wall of flesh because
nobody likes wall of flesh. He's so full of himself. And he's full of like...everyone else too cause he's eaten everyone. And so he's full of them. Their, literally, their corpses. So nobody hangs out or talks to wall of flesh anymore. You know? Just not as cool after he started murdering and eating everyone alive. Ugh so awkward if you're at a party with him. You know? And you're like hanging out with your friends and he comes in be like 'Oh great, wall of flesh is her... ahhh ahhh uhhhh buhhh ahhh!' You're like 'No! Jason! NOO!' Wall of flesh is like 'Ha ha yeah.' Ugh then he ends up going home with the hottest girl at the party....in his stomach. But one day when I came back home I saw arms dealer kissing nurse and I ran away, as far as I could, and that was like three feet. I then heard a scream from the bathroom. I came runing in to find a poodle with nurse's body in it's deadly fluffy jaws. I then realized she's one of the many victims of death by poodling. It's what two year old gang members do. You don't pay up you gonna get poodled! Nutin I can do bout dat. You gonna get poodled I told you already!"

Toby returned his gaze back to the CMC who had left hours ago. "Tobuscus go to sleep." Gabe said as he walked towards Toby who hadn't noticed that it was one O'clock yet "AAUUUUGGGHHHHHH Gabuscus I don't want to. I haven't finished my story, yet" Toby replied "You can finish it some other time." Gabe replied as he draged Toby to their house.

The Buscus Night Ever!

"Hey gurl wat u doin standin on the corner readin a book thats illegal." Toby said as he walked up to Twilight who was reading a book. "Tobuscus what are you wearing to the Gala" Gabe said as he struted out of the Carousel Boutique wearing his new suit. "Nothin Gabuscus. I'm free Gabuscus can't you see me with a diamond sword that I can't afford with the ford and had to fight a horde of girls cause my mom got me some axe body spray so I eat hay today, so I'm actually wearing my Tobuscus hoodie huh Gabuscus I can't belive they had my size, considering it was an axe shop." Toby said putting on a hoodie that matched his skin color. "Fine Tobuscus as long as you don't go naked I'm ok." Gabe said, "Twilight I'm here with my mouse friends, are sure they'll be ok." Fluttershy said as she floated down to the ground with two mice upon her back . To answer this question Toby "It's like theres a sign and It's like...saying that.uh it says WARNING SAFETY AHEAD because it's a warning of safety."

"Nev-never mind Twilight I think it would be better if they just stay inside and stay away from somepony." Fluttershy looked nerviously at Tobuscus who at the time was talking to Gabuscus. "I'm telling you Gabuscus I should get a grave for Barold, we can have a funeral. In fact I have his Enderpearl and his favourite drink, water." Toby stated mentioning the death of his enderman roommate. "Tobuscus for the last time he wasn't real, it's a game"

" Gabuscus thats not what my girlfriend thinks."
" Girlfriend? Just because you played Little Big Planet 2 with IJustine doesn't make her your girlfriend"
" I wasn't talking about her I was talking about Nurse 2 who lives in Canada."
" Canada's the land where fake girlfriends live."
" Then how do Canadian's have real girlfriends made of matter Gabuscus?"
"....."
"I always win Gabuscus, they don't call it Tobuscus sucks at games for nothing............OH GOD DANGIT."

"Not that I want to interrupt your conversation, but we need to get to the Gala and soon" Twilight said as the two colts stopped their conversation. "Uuuuuuhhhhhh fine." Toby said as he dropped his head. "Well you better start guiding the carrige gentlecolts." Rarity said getting up next to Toby and Gabe. "I don't wanna" Toby replied. "But you simply must darling it's the only way." Rarity made her eyes turn like that of a puppy's. Tobuscus then took out a portal gun. "Where did you get that?" Gabe asked staring at Toby "Santa." Toby replied. He lifted the gun up shot the blue portal at Canterlot and the orange one at the ground right in front of them. "Wheeeouww" Toby said as he jumped into the blue portal, since Canterlot was located on a mountain he flew out the orange portal at an amazing speed right into the castle. "OH GOD DANGIT, WHAT A BUFFLING BUCKET OF BLAZING BALLS!" "Should we go help him?" AJ said as she noticed what just happend to Tobuscus. "Wait, how can we hear him he's in Canterlot" Rarity stated disregarding AJ's question. "This is a Tobuscus problem he's been in worse situations" Gabe stated as he started to hitch himself up to the carrige.

As they reached the front gates to the castle Toby came charging at them, "Gabuscus its like were on another planet, I think the gravity different, I feel lighter" Toby said "No it's still the same planet you just lost a gallon of blood when you hit the castle." Gabuscus replied pointing at the large gash on Toby's head. A roaring then broke out in the crowd.

Twilight: At the gala
Choir: At the gala

Fluttershy: At the gala, in the garden
I'm going to see them all.
All the creatures, I'll befriend them at the gala~!

Choir: At the gala

Fluttershy: All the birdies and the critters
They will love me, big and small
We'll become good friends forever
right here at the Gala~!

Choir: All our dreams will come true, right here at the Gala! At the Gala!

Applejack: At the gala, (Choir: it's amazing) I will sell them (Choir: that you heard of)
all my appletastic treats! (Choir: yummy yummy)
Hungry ponies (Choir: give us samples), they will buy them (Choir: we will buy them)
caramel apples, apple sweets! (Choir: Gimme some)
And then earn a lot of money
for the Apple Family~!

Choir: All our dreams and our hopes from now until here after. All that we've been wishing for will happen at the Gala. At the Gala!

Rarity: At the gala, all the royals
they will meet fair Rarity
They will see on just as regal at the Gala~!

Choir: At the Gala

Rarity: I will find him, my prince charming
And how gallant he will be.
He will treat me like a lady, tonight at the Gala~!

Choir: This is what we've been waiting for to have the best night ever. Each of us will live our dreams tonight at the Gala! At the Gala

Dash: Been dreaming, I've been waiting
to fly with those great ponies.
The Wonderbolts, their daring tricks
Spinning 'round and having kicks.
Perform for crowds of thousands.
They'll shower us with diamonds!
The Wonderbolts will see me right here at the Gala~!

Choir: All we've longed, for all we've dreamed, our happy ever-after. Finally will all come true here at the Grand Gala! At the Gala!

Pinkie: I'm here at the Grand Gala, for it is the best party.
But the one thing it was missing was a pony named Pinkie.
For I am the best at parties, all the ponies will agree.
Ponies playing, ponies dancing with me at the Grand Gala~!

Choir: Happiness and laughter at the Gala. At the Gala!

Twilight: At the Gala, (Choir: At the Gala) with the princess (Choir: with the princess)
is where I'm going to be (Choir: She will be)
We will talk all about magic,
and what I've learned and seen. (Choir: She will see)
It is going to be so special,
as she takes time just for me~!

Toby: I'm a pony pony. She's a pony pony. We are pony ponies. Dragons arent pony ponies. He's a phony phony. Cuz he's not a pony pony (Choir: What is he talking about?) Sugar cane says no to drugs, but when he gets home he sees his brother taking drugs he says "NO" brother says "bro" sugar cane tells his mom they have a talk the brother goes to a strip club then goes to a pub, but can't over-come his add-ic-tion he wants to get back on drugs, but he settles for hugs. and that is your ed-u-cation, but I'm not done yet so don't fret Tobuscus is here grab an ear eat a dear near a saftey torch, but watch out cause that bed will murder you and dont forget it dangerous to go alone so go with al capone, shoot the PHONE no I'm alone again, but I remember I simple time which I could dine on pigs IN HELL~! (Choir: That was really weird)

Choir: This will be the best night EVER~!

Choir: Into the Gala we must go
we're ready now, we're all a glow
Into the Gala, let's go in
and have the best night ever.
Into the Gala, now's the time, we're ready and we look divine.

*Choir in the background
*Fluttershy and Twilight: Into the Gala
Fluttershy: Meet new friends
*Fluttershy, Twilight, and Applejack: Into the Gala
Applejack: Sell some Apples
*Fluttershy, Twilight, Applejack and Rarity: Into the Gala
Rarity: Find my prince
*Fluttershy, Twilight, Applejack, Rarity, Dash and Pinkie: Prove I'm great
Dash: As a Wonderbolt is

*Fluttershy: To meet
*Applejack: to sell
*Rarity: to find
*Dash: to prove
*Pinkie: to woo
*Twilight: to talk

Choir: Into the Gala, into the Gala
And we'll have the BEST NIGHT EVER!
At the Gala

"Gabuscus why didn't you sing?" Toby asked as Gabuscus intered the Hall of Important Pony Artifacts "Tobuscus lets put it like this I am a normal pony normal ponies sing when singing is needed their was no singing needed so I didn't sing." Gabe replied as he kept a carefull eye on Toby who was at the time looking at a majestic looking sword that shimmerd in the light, oh and it was made of diamonds. "Tobuscus don't you dare do what I think your going to do!" Gabuscus knew that Toby was going to break into the display case that held Captin Enderhooves's Diamond Sword that slayed the evil god Solaris. As Gabe turned away to look into the ball room that contained Pinkie singing the
Pony Pokie, he heard a large sound behind him, followed by somepony singing something that he could easily make out.

"I can swing my sword, sword I can swing my sword, sword. You can not afford ford my diamond sword sword I can swing my sword, sword cause I am the lord lord of swinging swords swords. Welcome to my manner manner where I canna canna swing swing my sword sword I can swing my sword, sword. I can in the manner manner swing-this, swing-this sword sword, swing it in a manner manner that you can not ignore ingnore I can swing my sword, sword I can swing my sword, sword I can swing my sword, sword. I can swing my sword, swwwwwoooooooord." As Toby finished singing he saw Gabuscus holding up a marble column and a destroyed sculpture of Princess Luna on the ground, coinciedently this was the only sculpture of Luna in the castle.

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After the fiasco at the gala the mane six, and Gabuscus went to a doughnut shop where they found spike, Princess Celestia then walked in and stated something awful happend to their friend Tobuscus. "Twilight Sparkle and friend come with me quickly,"

They then rushed of into the castle, Princess Celestia then began to speak. "The story I am about to tell you, must not be spoken to anypony, but you eight. Millions of years ago before Luna or I existed their was an evil god that rose the sun named Solaris who ruled with an Iron hoof and would kill anypony who disobeyed him on the spot, he had a son that rose the moon named Nightingale who wanted to rule more than anything, to do this Nightingale went to the leader of the rebelion Captin Enderhoof and told him how to sneak into the castle to kill his father. And so Enderhoof snuck into the castle and killed Solaris with his legendary diamond sword. Solaris had cast a spell on himself that if he were ever to die all his power would go to his son. As soon as Nightingale obtained his father's power he summoned three of five types of terifflying pony-like monsters, one had an unhinged jaw, the second one is blind and a blade on it's fore hooves, the third one lives in the water, the fourth is like a wall of flesh, and the fifth is skinny and has a wheel around it's neck. To continue with the story Nightingale then captured Enderhoof and put him in a maze that is almost immpossible to make it through, Enderhoof made it out, but he was certifibly insane. Though he was still able to kill Nightingale who pushed Enderhoof back into the maze and then killed by the invincinble monsters. Nightingale had a fail safe though the maze was enginered to asorb the bodies of the ponies that die there once one hundred ponies die he shall be rezurected. This is where my sister Luna comes in Nightingale also cast a spell that only the ruler of the moon could open the gates of the maze. And so when Luna became godess of the moon she could now open the gates, she never thought of this until she became corupt and threw ninty eight ponies in their and your friend Tobuscus made Luna mad when he broke her sculpture, a small part of her heart is still corupt as well, if your friend dies in their then Nightingale will be rezurected and the elements of harmony may not be enough to stop him and his demonic forces. We must hope that Tobuscus doesn't die in the most terrifying game ever made Lunesia."

Lunesia

Toby woke up in a dark room with a chair and a trail of liquid in front of him.

"Lunesia should not be played to win, instead you should focus on immersing yourself in the game's world and story." A voice said from above. "This sounds familiar" Toby said as he walked out of the room following the trail of liquid, Toby looked to the right seeing a steel sword, a tinder box, a helmet, an apple, a lantern, and some oil. Toby then picked up all the items "God am I carrying to much" Toby said thinking that the voice from above was god. "LAST TIME WE ARE NOT THIS GOD YOU SPEAK OF!" The voice replied. As Toby continued, the noticing hallway was becoming darker and darker, he eventually had to light the lantern.

Toby took out the lantern and the oil, somehow he just put the oil on the lantern and it catched on fire, no not just the inside but the entire lantern catches on fire. He then hears a sound coming from down stairs "Thats a sound of death and will most likely kill me, but I'm built like a murder tank and I'm a god." Toby said putting on the helmet and placing the sword in his mouth. When he arrvies down the stairs a figure is seen, Toby then lifted the latern, the light produced shown a pony-like creature with an unhinged jaw and several other deformeties. The monster then lashed out with it's hoof.

"Girl if you wanted to touch me you could've just asked."

"Raaaaaaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhhhhhhh"

"Please don't kill me. Think of all the hot girls out there that will miss me. Thats like six, six hot girls will not be able to live without me! You'll have to live with that for the rest of you anti-life."

The creature stood there thinking about it's life for several minutes, then blew up for an odd reason. Toby just stood there, he eventually concluded that like so many before he killed it with philosophy. Within a matter of seconds the second monster showed up.

The creature lashed out at Toby, leaving a large gash on his shoulder. This is when Toby became serious, taking the sword in mourh, he charged the creature. His eyes filled with hate and anger he sliced one of the creature's bladed fore hooves off. The creature just shrugged it off as if was nothing and it's limb started to regenerate. "You will fall by my blade devilish creature of hell, I have faced your kind in a much worse game called Amnesia, but I was unable to kill the creatures, but now that I can destroy the likes of you. I realize that I am Tobuscus, I am a god!" Toby's epic speech gave him power, up until now Toby had rarely been injured, he had always been protected by Gabuscus, but it was now his time to fight.

Toby then went at the creature one more time. Slicing and dicing, but to no avail. "TO BUS CUS" Toby shouted like the dragonborn of old. This particular shout dissolves flesh as well increases your weapon to the highest level of
material in dimension that the user is now in. The creature recieved the full force of his shout, but the creature just regenerated like before. The only thing that was different was Toby wielding The Diamond Sword of Captin Enderhoof.
He charged at the creature with the sword in hoof, but instead of attacking he grabbed the rope off the table behing the
hideous creature.

He fashioned the rope into a lasso, throwing the rope around the creatures neck. He then slid between the creature's legs and smashed it's face aginst the wall. Swinging his sword he decapitated the creature in ten seconds flat.
To make sure it stayed dead he lit his sword on fire to burn the neck. "And stay dead mother fooper!" he said wiping the creature's blood of his face.

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Gabe and Twilight were aguing in the castle about what they should do to free Toby.

"Twilght I know you want to save Tobuscus, but it's to late, we must get ready for the coming battle." Gabe was about
to burst out in tears at the loss of his best friend, but he needed to be brave for these ponies.

"There has to be a way to contact Princess Luna and stop her from letting Tobuscus die and Nightingale to return." Twilight was more concerned about the safety of Equestria than Tobuscus.

"Excuse me, but Princess Celestia has requested that you two met her in the throne room as soon as possible." A royal guard said entering the room where Twilight and Gabe were talking.

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An elderly pony walked up to the of the tallest mountain in Equestria. As he reached the top of the mountain he started to speak, "It was said in the Equestrian Scrolls that he would return, but none would listen. Most would just say he was just an old mare's tale. He is Nightingale the true king of the night. He would create havoc throughout the land
for what Enderhoof did to him. But there is one he fears. He calls him Enderhoof, but we call him Tobuscus, the swingger
of swords. I wish you my luck, king Tobuscus.

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"What the heeeeeeeeeellllllllllllllllllllllllll just hapened" Toby said as he was unaware how epic he was several minutes ago. In the time that had passed he had managed to eat the apple and throw up from it being rotten. As he entered another room he heard a voice. "I'M TIRED OF THESE GAMES WHY WON'T YOU DIE ALREADY! I'M TIRED OF WAITING IN THIS HEART WENCHING LIMBO…"

"You've played Limbo too, it was easy and I didn't die at all."

"You're an even bigger idiot than I thought and you're a terrible liar. NOW DIE!" Five creatures appeared, two of which Toby had already encountered before.

"It's time to kick ass and chew bubblegum, and I'm all out of bubblegum" Epicbuscus has returned, huzzah!

Toby ran foward at his top speed. He jumped, grabbing onto the creature with the wheel on it's neck, using the
speed from the wheel one's wheel he sped towards the one with an unhinged jaw smashing it's face in, he quickly pushed it towards the wall of flesh, killing it. Next he ran towards the water, "GA BUS CUS!" He shouted at the water, this shout turned any solid to a liquid and any liquid to a solid.

Being the only solid in the pool, the water creature was turned into liquid while being trapped in a pool of diamonds.
He then charged at the one with the wheel around its neck, he quickly procceded to decapitate it and burn the neck, using the wheel as a shuriken, Toby threw the wheel at the creature with the bladed fore hooves. It blocked the wheel with ease, creature charged at Toby and managed to pick him up, it procced to throw him with ease towards the wall of flesh.

Toby thought he was about to die, so he started to say his prayers, 'Dear God, when I die can I meet Ez… ' Toby's prayers were cut off by an elderly stallion jumping behind him to block the throwing motion, but alas the stallion met his demise when he hit the flesh wall. "Good luck King Tobuscus." The stallion said before being fully obsorbed by the monterous flesh wall.

"Good luck, Bilbo" Epicbuscus has left. Awwwwwwww.

Toby then procceded to cut a hole in the flesh wall, so he wouldn't have to bother with the other monster. He spent about an hour trying to pull open a door that was behind the flesh wall. Eventually he put his hoof on the door and the it opened like magic. The room behind was unlike any other, the ceiling was covered in many stars that were constantly
moving around a moon.

A lone figure stood in the center. His black and red mane were clearly visable, he walked towards Toby, his cutie mark was that of the moon blotting out the sun. He said one thing before spreading out his wings to fly threw a hole in the ceiling. "Tonight a nightingale flies! Muhahahahaha!"

A Whole New World

Toby was sitting in his car getting ready to start his lazy vlog when he noticed a small box in the back of his car. When he opened the box he saw a rainbow colored button "What the heeeeellllllllll is this" he stated, then pressed the button. Being Toby he clearly didn't read the warning sign. "God digidy dang it" Toby exclaimed as he was sucked up into a hole in space time, Toby, then took out his phone and hit the record button "Audience, what are you doing in a rift of space time, this is precarious." His phone then flew off in the opposite direction "Thats a win thats a cell phone magicly escaping it's owner win, roll the next clip Steven, Steven?" Something then flew out of no where and knocked Toby out. While he was unconcious he wispered something "Thats a fail, thats a guy getting hit with something in the head and passing out fail."

Sweet Apple Acres.....

Toby woke up in a pile of hay and heard a voice coming from outside "Steven, Gabuscus, Bilbo, Nurse is that you?" he asked jokingly, while he was getting up, but he seemed to have trouble walking on his two feet. He looked down to see whoves. Toby was a pony, he was a light green earth pony, with brown mane and his famous T for a cutie mark "What in tarnation is that?" AJ asked, as she walked into the barn "Ay girl how you doin" He changed his voice "Uh" She replied "Why shoo you don't need to say nothin heres my number" Toby pulled a piece of paper, with a number written on it "Who are you" she asked "I am Tobuscus" "Well Tobuscus what are you doing on meh here farm" Toby looked outside, and saw a butterfly "Oh, a butterfly it's so pretty, yay" After seeing this pony say that she thought that he was 'special' "Come with me sugarcube we'll go to Twilight's and get you some help" "But I don't wanna." Toby said in an alternate voice "I'm sorry baby demon but you need to get an apartment." "Why don't you love me?" "Momma demon loves baby demon, I'll pay for it...... half." AJ then took the pony by whoof and went to Twilight's house

Twilight's house.....

"Twilight?" AJ called out "What Applejack" Twilight replied "This pony here is special and I don't know who to bring 'em to for help" "Poor thing" She replied "Spike, could you keep this special pony entertained while we find out what to do with him" As Spike walked down the stairs mummering something "What the hell is that!" Toby exclaimed after seeing Spike "I'm a dragon" He replied "Lydia, fetch my iron shword, so I can slay this dragon." He called out, a pony then walked by outside saying that she was sure somepony called out her name. "Got it, there's a special pony hospital in Canterlot" Twilight exclaimed "we'll take him there tommorow."

On the way to Canterlot...

Toby looked over the side of the cart and saw the two stallions towing the cart, Toby thought they looked happy, too happy "They're pedophiles" He whispered. "Are you ok sugarcube, we'll be at the special hospital soon" AJ said "What, a hospital!" He exclaimed "Calm down Tobuscus" Twilight stated. "Bless your face. If you sneezed during this cart ride, bless you. Peace off!" He jumped out of the cart and down the cliff. Twilight and Applejack heard him sceaming
"I'MDEADI'MDEADI'MDEADI'MDEAD" Toby thought he was done for, but he felt into soft hay "I lived! I'm a god, like Ezio!" he exclaimed.

Gabuscus PSA counterfeiting

"Here you go Gabuscus, that's a thousand dollars" Toby said in a modest voice handing Gabe a ticket, "Toby ponies use bits, not dollars and where did you get that new ticket?" Gabe asked "I used a copying machine back there" Toby replied, "Tobuscus, counterfiting is illegal!" Gabe shouted
"It is in ponyland"
"NO, it's not, counterfeiting is illegal everywhere"
"Gabuscus...."
"It's GABE USCUS!"
"DUDE YOU KNOW MY BRAIN WORKS TO FAST FOR PAUSES and why wouldn't counterfeiting be legal"
"Because your copying something that will give you unlimitied control"
"I told you Gabuscus it's legal"
"Great now were going to go to pony jail"
"We won't go to pony jail, I promise upon guide's life that I won't counterfeit again, and now I know!"
"And knowings half the buscus."

"So Gabuscus do you still want the ticket?" Toby asked "Yeah, you didn't pay attention to any thing I just said" Gabe stated knowing that Toby will still use the ticket, "Of course I listened Gabuscus you said that counterfeiting was legal." Toby said, proudly.