Chapters We'll start off with an origin of the world that fuses the religious & scientific methods, I bet you guys could do a better job! It all started in the vast empty darkness in space where we the 1st star begin to take a very recognizable shape! That was the shape of a human, and don't worry, from this point I'll be calling that human form God if your getting confused! Then, God tried to gain some intelligence! Soon, God was able to move all parts of his body! God then tried to speak, but instead made sounds, but soon those sounds became words, of I'm not sure what languge, but he did learn how to speak! Later, God gained a full understandin of the universe around hm! Sadly, God had no one to share his vast & extensive knowledge with! So God used all of his great powers to gathe all the needed materials to create the big bang! His attempt caused th creation of 8 planets, a dwarf planet, and the sun! Unfortunately, the power of the blast, caused his physical body to fade away, but his spiritual self remained, but this seperation caused him to become wiser, realising that he didn't just create the world, but figured out that he also created alternate versions of himself! He hopes to this day for any of them to share his/her vast knowledge to the people!
Now, let's go to the world that we all know! where it's Hearts Warming & a certain dragon is eagerly waiting for certain pony! "HAPPY HEARTS WARMING TWILIGHT SPARKLE!!!" Said Spike, still very eager!
"Okay, this is your 1st ever Hearts Warming with Spike as a teenager, think about what he might plan to steal a kiss from you this time!" Twilight thought to herself!
"Here, open this present!" he said as he was handing her a green box!
As soon as Twilight opened that bitch, Spike's head popped out suprise kissing her! Twilight was suprised by this happening while she noticed the mistletoe Spike was dangling above them!
Meanwhile at the entrance of the Evefree Forest, forest filled with dangerous creatures, a portal opened up spitting out, a human!
"W-where am I?" Asked the unknown being!
"You've entered a brand new world!" answered another unknown being!
"AH! Who are you!"
"I, am Akared, the ultimate red ranger! I've been universe hopping for quite some time now since my universe doesn't need at the moment! My real name is a secret! However, I will give you an ultimate power so you can save this world! I sence a darkness getting ready to destroy the peace! Here!" Then he hands him a multi-colored glove with a device on it with a key! "Good luck, bye the way what is your name?
"I'm..."
End of Prolgue! Choose an opening theme song: The Goseiger opening, the Ed, Edd N, Eddy theme, the FIM theme, or, the Kid icarus Uprising title song!
It was 7:30 P.M. & a certain dynamic duo was heading home after one of Pinkie Pie signature parties went array, but hey, that chimera was asking for a whooping! I specifically asked for a sandwhich with Nutella in it, but instead, he gave me Celestia Damned peanut butter and man, do I hate the taste of peanut butter, yet, even though he knew I hated it, he gave it to me anyway, so I gave him a beating! He wont be working in food service ever again! Any who, Twilight & Spike were almost home, but that's when a naga attacked!
*Hissssss* "Hello, I'm Spit Feng, I was hired by Trixie to kill you Twilight!" He said, trying to strike her! But that's when she conjured a magic sheild blocking his attack, then Spike punche hid face! Spit Feng tried spitting venom, but it got evaporated when Spike retaliated with his fire breath! Spike dodged Spit Feng's right hook & countered with a punch that mirrored Popeye the Sailor's punch! Apparently Spit Feng was not too bright due to the fact that he forgot dragons have thick scales & tried to inject poison into him, to no avail, causing his fangs to snap off!
"Ah! Son of a bitch!" Cried Spit Feng!
Now it was Spike's chance to finish him! That's when Spike got tripped up by Spit Feng's tail! Then Spit Feng tried to use his broken off fangs like daggers & stab Spike in the eyes as he tried to coil him! That's when..."Full Tank Gun!" *BANG*
"TWILIGHT" Yelled 5 familiar voices! It was the other 5 of the mane 6 and they all ran to her side & watched as Spike wailed on Spit Feng!
"Argh! I'm not going down you here?" Said Spit Feng in pain!
"Hey, over here" said an unknown figure!
"Who are you & for that matter, what are you?" Asked Fluttershy.
"Doesn't matter now, quick, insert these keys into this weapon I'm pulling out!"
Then he pulled out a weapon that looked so very familiar if you've watched the japanese T.V. show: Pirate Squadron Gokaiger!
"Gokai Galleon Buster! Now, insert the keys!" he said!
Then all 6 of them inserted the keys
"RED CHARGE!" "RISING STRIKE!"
Then the blast hit Spit Feng!
"Y-you may have beaten me, but my master will rule the world, ALL HAIL CHRYSALIS!!!" Which was all he could say before blowing up!
"Hey dude, than-" when he turned his back, the unknown figured mysteriously vanished like how Pinkie usually does!
"Where did he go?" Thought all 7 of them!
"Hey girls, wanna have a slumber party at the library?" Twilight asked, but we all knew the answer to that!
So anyway, after reading about inviting boys to her slumber party, the Mane 6 had their ways with the teenage dragon! He was so so happy to share 'that' kind of moment with Rarity & Twilight! It looked akward when Fluttershy, Rainbow Dash & Spike where having a mid-air threesome, but anyway, Pinkie & Applejack went last! After the slumber party ended, the teenage dragon was sharing the bed with all 6 of them! He was so happy that they were all alive, but then he wondered...
"Who was that? Me & Twilight would've been gonners if he hadn't saved us just in time!"
Meanwhile in an evil & very expensive castle...
"DAMN, DAMN, DAMN!" Yelled a familiar voice! " Trixie was so sure that he would kill her"
"Calm down you pony, It's my turn now & my employee better kill Rainbow Dash" said another familiar voice
"Spike, you are dead meat" Thought to by someone else familiar!
"Calm down everypony, we'll all get are revenge soon enough" said another familiar voice as she cackled!
Meanwhile on the top of town hall...
"He was right, an evil wind is coming to ruin this peace that all the ponies know & love!" Said the unknown figure "But I'll be the one to stop it!"
End of 1st Chapter!
"Damn! Damn! Damn! Celestia DAMNIT!!!" yelled the very angry blue unicorn! " I was sure he Spit Feng would kill her! But that dragon & what ever that other thing was got in his way!"
"Yo Trix, it's my turn got it?" Asked another bitchy voice! "Hey, Extra large eye (XLI for short) , would you come in here please?"
Just then, the door opened, revealing a blue cyclops with an eye that had an all green pupil with a black iris! "You rang bosses?" Asked XLI
"Go down to Ponyville & use your misery eye blast to make all their smiles go away!"
"Yes, my general!"
Then he left and headed off to Ponyville!
Meanwhile in Ponyville Spike just finished a 3-way race with Rainbow Dash, and Lightning Dust!
"Hmph, You weren't kidding when you said this guy was fast!" said Lightning Dust in an impressed tone.
"As usual, you win again Rainbow Dash!" Said Spike.
"Dang Spike, I can't beleive how close you were to beating me, if dragons were allowed to be Wonderbolts, I'm sure you would be the very first in the history books!" said Rainbow Dash!
"Hmph, I see why you like him, he's fast, cute, strong, & he's a little smart!"
"Oh Spiiike, come on, it's time for our date!" Said Pinkie Pie, calling out to Spike from a distance
"See you 2 later!"
"Bye dude!"
"Yeah, see you later!"
"So, can I bed him tonight?" Asked Lightning Dust, as she can barely hold back her laughter!
"WHAT?!"
5 minutes later, Spike & Pinkie are still enjoying their date.
"I'm having a great time" Spike said, while gazing into her eyes.
"Yeah, but it seems those love birds aren't!" Said Pinkie Pie while pointing out the mares & colts who are weeping & moaning in sadness!
"Who's making all of them act this way?" Asked Spike. "I bet it's that guy over there, I've never seen him in all my life!" He said, as he pointed out the really out of place guy!
"HEY! leave these innocent ponies alone!" yelled Pinkie Pie!
"Hmm...oh, right, your Pinkie Pie, my boss, Gilda hired me to kill both you & Rainbow Dash!" Said XLI.
" You're gonna have to fight me if you want that chance you bastard!" Spike saind, as his claws became fists raised in anger!
"Actually, you'll be fighting the both of us if you want that chance!" Said a familiar unknown voice!
Then, the unknown figure from last night Appeared out of nowhere!
"Hey, you're the guy who saved both me & Twilight last night!" Said Spike.
" Alright, enough chit-chat, time to fight!" He said as he made his hands do a familiar attack, if you've seen Stabeast Squadron Gingaman! "Blazing Mane!"
Then, fire shot out of his hands burning XLI! Then he did more familiar attacks from other japanese T.V. shows that a fan would know!
"Denji Punch (3 times), Saber Straight! DV Defender!" He yelled, while actually doing the attacks! Then, he pulls out a weapon & uses it! "Leon Laser, Punishment!"
"KNIGHT DYNAMIC!"
"BITCH, feel this, Misery Eye Blast!" Said XLI, then he fires it, but in the power struggle, it was clear the unknown guy was winning, then the attack hit & XLI exploded!
After that, the mares & colts stopped being sad & any other variation of that word!
"Wow, thanks dude, you were awesome!" Said Spike
"You're welcome, but it was nothing, so bye & enjoy the rest of your date!" He said, as he flew away, & you would know he had that power if you've watched Birdman Squadron Jetman, since he freaking has all the powers of the heroes mentioned here & I bet you guys already know what kind of hero he is since his hero name is mentioned in the damn title!
meanwhile...
"ROAR!!!" yelled Gilda. " that thing got in the way!"
"Well, guess it's my turn, & hey look, a super sharge comet is going to land on Ponyville mountains, I'll just get the new guy to absorb that power so he can Spike!" The unknown voice said, as he made some sort of lame evil laugh!
("Man, that Garble is strange!") They both thought!
End of Chapter 2!
Ch.Four: Last Stand of the Queen!
"Time to rule Equestria everypony!" Said Queen Chrysalis in a dark voice.
"(Twilight!)" Thought angrily by Trixie.
"(Rainbow Dash)" Thought Gilda in a big rage.
"(Your so dead Spike! My gang abandoned me because of you! I can still hear them making fun of how I was beaten by you when you were just a squirt!)" Though Garble who wanted nothing but revenge!
Meanwhile...
"The only kid here is Riolu." said Sweetie Belle.
"Don't question him, he's as weird as Pinkie Pie! !n fact, I think he once tried to become even more weirder than her by doing something that defied the laws of nature; reviving a corpse!" Whispered Spike!
The CMC finally realized their talents, which included Babs Seed! They were standing over a ledge but made sure to be careful, the ledge they were standing over, overlooked PonyVille! They were all having a relatively good time, but that's when dark clouds started flooding the skies!
"What the?!" Said Riolu
"Quickly, we gotta get back to Ponyville!" Commanded Trahzo, as he pressed on one of the mountain's walls revealing an elevator! "Get in!"
"Wow, you weren't kiddin' when yah said dat he's as weird as Pinkie!" Commented Applebloom!
2 hours later, the mane 6 where beating down Changelings left & right, front & back, and up & down! Of course, some of the braver citizens are fighting back as well, what, you think I'd only put the mane 6 alone in this fight? Hmph, shut up!
"Come on Dery, we gotta get back to the Tardis!" Yelled Dr.Whooves
"Ah, Doctor, help!" Screamed Derpy as 2 changelings were carrying her away, when suddently...
"Secret Strike:1000 knocks!"
Then a barrage of baseballs took 'em all down!
"Dr.Whooves, you gotta go to this time in order to save everyone from this great disaster!" Ordered Rainbow Ranger!
"Okay, Goodluck you Power Ranger" Said the Doctor.
"Actually, I'm a Super Sentai ranger! The Super Sentai are the Japanese rangers just so you know!"
Then the Tardis disappeared & Rainbow Ranger ran to his 10 friends along with Riolu.
"They just keep on coming, and sooner or later, we're gonna run out outta juice!" Said Rainbow Dash.
"WE'RE ALMOST OUTTA JUICE!? Activate Pinkie Pie's Double Revolving Party Cannon!" Then Pinkie just started blasting & blasting!
"Ah knew Pinkie was crazy, but now, she is now down right insane!" Exclaimed Applejack.
What the heck? Hey, back off the narrator! If that's how you wanna play, then fine! Then I Start Killing a horde of changelings with 2 gatling guns! Fluttershy got cornered, worried that they would kill her, but that's when Angel made the save & unleashed some Kung-fu shit on the 5 Changelings!
"Good boy Angel, mama's so proud!" Fluttershy said to the bunny in a joyous tone!
"This is a distress call to any Super Sentai that's available, use these coordinates to assist me! Rainbow Ranger!"
2 minutes after the call went through, 5 Super Sentai teams & 10 lone rangers jumped in to help! The teams were Zyuranger, Magiranger, Denjiman, Dekaranger, and Kakuranger!. The 10 lone rangers were Akaranger, Geki Violet, Shinken Red, Go-on Red, Gosei Red, Gokai Red, Red Buster with his buddyroid Cheeda Nick, Kyoryu Red, and last but not least, Legendary Swordsman Zubaan!
"You guys came, you actually..." He was cut off as a portal opened up above him and dropped Unofficial Squadron Akibaranger on top of him! "Wow, even the unofficial guys got my call!"
"The others will be here soon, now, move out!" Commanded Akaranger!
Meanwhile...
"Alright you trader, let's go!" Said Gilda!
1st round!
GILDA VS RAINBOW DASH!
End of ch.4
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Chapter V: Rainbow Dash vs. Gilda Let the Feathers Fly!
"Lucky for me, I got lots of back of back up, Diamond dogs, let's get her!" Commanded Gilda!
"Your not the only one with back up!" Said Rainbow Ranger as him, the Dekarangers, & Geki Violet readied themselves! The battle started & the Dekarangers went into S.W.A.T mode! The Rainbow made the 1st blow by bucking Gilda right in the chest! The Diamond dogs tried to escape the Dekarangers fire by tunneling underground, but Rainbow Ranger used Red-Buster's speed & Blue-Buster's Strength to pull all of them out! Then Geki Vilolet unleashed his Violet Fierce Ki & Rainbow Ranger mirrored it! Realizing Gilda was going to lose, she made a desperation move & attacked Pinkie Pie, but Twilight used a magical shield to save her flank from harm!
"What a dirty trick!" Rainbow Dash said in great anger! Then she took Gilda down with a powerful combo! "Now Spike, Finish her!" Then Spike jumped in & did not a violent finisher, but a sexual finisher, well, I guess you could call it violent fro Gilda's shrieks, but later Spike defeated her by cumming deep into her ass, knocking her right out! Then a magical burst teleported Spike, Twilight & the Magirangers to somewhere else in Ponyville!
"Twilight...Time for you to die!" Said Trixie!
"Trixie, why can't we make-up & be friends?" Asked Twilight.
"Ever since the incident with the Ursa minor, I've never felt so hated all in my life!" Yelled Trixie!
Meanwhile...
"Zun, zun!" Replied Zubann.
"Snips, Snails, Trixie requires your assistance!" Commanded Trixie.
"Yes ma'am." Said the 2 as 25 changelings backed them up!
"Don't worry Twi, your fight is with Trixie, I can take these 2!" Spike said bravely!
"Good luck!" Said Twilight "Okay Trixie, time for the rematch!"
Round 2:
Twilight The Great & Powerful
Sparkle vs. Trixie Lulamoon
End of Ch.5
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Ch.6: Light Shall Prevail, Twilight to be More Precise That is!
"AUGH, THIS BATTLE IS GOING NOWHERE IN OUR FAVOR!" Princess Luna said, using the royal Canterlot voice.
"Then, guess it's time to do something drastic!" Said Celestia in a serious voice. "Get our highest ranking officers & meet me at the gates of Tartarus!"
Meanwhile...
"Alright Twilight Sparkle... DRAW!" Trixie said, as she fired a crimson lightning bolt!
"Hah!" Twilight grunted as she levitated a flagless flagpole to absorb the lightning, and redirect it right back at Trixie!
*Biff* *Bonk* *Clonk*
"Stop, stop, we give!" Snails said, as he pleaded with Spike to stop wailing on him & Snips as they screamed like wussies!
"Ugh, you 2 are useless!" Trixie said, then she fired a magical beam making the 2 into giants!
"Don't worry, we got this one!" Said Magi Green!
The Magirangers formed the Magiking & Magishine formed the Magical Iron God Travelion to fight the giant idiots! Wolzard Fire & Magimother fought off the last 5 Changelings who arrived!
"Now Spike, use these magical boxing gloves then finish her off like how you did to Gilda!" Twilight commanded! Then Spike used moves such as right hook, back hand, and karate punch! Then Spike finished her! Shooting cum into her marehood! Then a red figure appeared from behind Twilight & Spike!
"Hello punk!" said Garble!
"I had a feeling you'd finally show up!" Spike replied.
"Hmph! Let's finish this, now I will kill you for turning your back on your own species & joining these weaklings!"
Then Snips & Snails blow-up!
*Boom*
"Yeah, we did it!" said Magi Yellow
Round 3
SPIKE!!! VS. GARBLE!!!
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CHAPTER 7: Spike vs Garble! The Ladies Man vs. the Bastard!
The battle that Spike fans, including I have been waiting for! Now the battle starts & somewhere in Ponyville square, Kamen Riders Ichigo. Nigo, Black, Black RX, X, and Ryuki appear along with all 3 Uchuu Keiji!
Glad your here, will the others are soon?" Asked Akaranger!
"Yes, now let's move out!" Said Ichigo!
Meanwhile...
"GAH!" cried Garble!
"You don't deserve these!" Yelled Spike!
Then Spike began pulling off Garble's wings, hg a faint ripping sound! Now was Spike's chance to kill him, but a group of 15 Changelings tackled him, but Twilight quickly shook 'em off!
"Send in the ground troops!" Chrysalis commanded! Then an army of Goblins started running throughout the streets & 30 of them were heading to this exact battle Wolzard Fire burned one half of the horde, while Magimother froze the other half!
Now without any distractions, Spike breathed fire all over Garble, turning him into dragon BBQ!
Meanwhile...
"Fufufu, now that I'm back, time to help the dark side win this war!" Said Nightmare Moon!
"Not so fast!" Said the reader! "I thought Rainbow Ranger only went with Zubaan."
"Hey, he needed a ride!" I said! "Now back to this!"
"Stop!" Said a voice from out of nowhere!
"Who said that?! Reveal thy self!"
"Over here!"
End of Ch.7
cH. eighT: thE queeN enterS!
After seeing her dwindling troops, she realized, that it's now her turn to step into the battle field! "If you want something done right, do it yourself!" Chrysalis stated!
"Uwaaaaah!" Yelled the Changelings & Goblins that Rainbow Ranger & Zubaan sent flying!
"Twilight!" Yelled the other 5 of the mane 6 & Rainbow Ranger!
"Alright girls, to the library, we need the Elements of Harmony!" Twilight said in a badass tone!
"We'll handle things till you return!" Said Spike, who blew a kiss to Twilight's cheek, making her face go rosey, as they all teleported to the Golden Oaks Library! Then Rainbow Ranger used the Shinkenger's Hyper disc to become Hyper Rainbow Ranger! While Red Buster & Nick combined for Red Buster's powered custom form!
"Zubaan, now!" said Rainbow Ranger!
Then Zubaan turned himself into the Golden Sword!
Meanwhile in the library, the mane 6 put on the elements! HEY TWILIGHT, IT'S NOT A BIG CROWN THINGY! IT'S A TIARA!!!
"...uh, who are you?" Asked Fluttershy.
"I'm the narrator, now please ignore me!" I said, as I walked into the kitchen.
"Oh, so he's the strange voice in my head, it all makes sense now Tee-hee!" Pinkie said laughing, which was creepy to the others!
"Don't go creepy on us now girl!" Said rainbow Dash, putting a hoof to Pinkies mouth, shutting her up! Thank you!
Meanwhile...
"RIDER KICK!!!"
*BOOM!*
Then, Rainbow Ranger & Spike were teleported away!
"Hey, where'd they go?!" asked Riolu.
"Don' worry 'bout it, right now, this is our concern!" Replied Big Macintosh!
Then we go to some mysterious Dark Void, where the 2, along with the mane 6 & the princess sisters ended up in!
"Mwuahahahahahahah!" Laughed Chrysalis "Once I've killed all 10 of you, all of equestrian shall surrender & I shall rule! One day Equestria, the next the World!"
"That's if you defeat us you ugly flank bitch!" Replied Fluttershy in an angry voice! Surprisingly brave for her to actually say something like that! Everyone dropped their jaws because of that!
enD oF cH eighT!
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Chapter N-n-n-nine: The 13 Waves... of Doom Part 1
"Ah, help! Somebody, anybody, please! I can't do tis on my own!" Riolu shrieked hoping someone would rescue him!
"I'm so proud of you son..." Said an unknown voice. "You used to be such a weak & feeble kid, but seeing how much fighting spirit you had till this point, my time of meditating is now became the time to protect you from these horrid creatures! AURA SPHERE!"
then a blue colored orb of energy destroyed the mob that were trying to hurt Riolu!
"Thank you Papa Lucario!"
"Riolu, your an adult in my eyes now! But your still physically a kid!"
Meanwhile...
"You'll be taking on Special troops who remained loyal to me after my alliances with their previous leaders had a falling out! & if you make it to round 10, I'll make it much more difficult for you!" warned Chrysalis!
"Sounds good t me, and once I survive all 13 waves, your flank is so getting kick!" replied Rainbow Ranger. ("Better be careful of that warning!")
(play the Chaos Vortex theme from Kid Icarus Uprising)
Wave 1: Goombas Koopas and Hammer Bros.
"Hey, I've seen these guys before, tiny men like Mario & the Toads defeated you once? Lame!" Rainbow Ranger Hysterically commented
"Hey, they had the power of stars allowing them temporary super powers!" She snapped, getting real angry at him
*Bam* *Ka-blam* *baok* *biff* *thump*
Wave 2: Eggbots, Swatbots, and Motobugs!
"What the? Dr.Eggman's robots? I guess even evil machines can remain loyal to something!"
"What king of a name is Eggman?" Asked Rainbow Dash!
"If you've seen him, his body would have the shape of an egg!" Rainbow Ranger answered!
*Boom* *clank* *ting* *ding* *shing*
Wave 3: Shadows Soldiers & Red Nocturnes!
"Only a heart as evil as your would have the Heartless as your allies! Makes sense, doesn't it reader?"
"Who are you talking to?" Asked Rarity.
"Rarity, we're characters being used in a fanfiction!" Pinkie answered.
"Riiiiiiight!" Said Applejack.
*Slam* *blam* *dang* *bang* *bam* *Thwack*
Wave 4: Mets, Sniper Joes, and 1 Paozo
"Dr.Wily bots now? please, I've busted through their defences many time before I came to Equestria, in fact I've traveled to many worlds before, so I might actually recognize all your special troops!"
"That means you know the exact way to defeat them!" Said Twilight
"Take that bitch!" Added Spike
"Grr!" Growled Chrysalis
*Bam* *Boom* *Dang* *bang* *ka-blam* *shing*
Wave 5: Waddle Dees & Waddle Doos!
"sometimes I think the d's inking Dedede's name mean Dumb, dumber, and dumbest!"
*Donk* *slam* *blam* *biff* *bam*
Wave 5: Bokoblins
"Teaming up with someone like Ganondorf, how cold!?" said Rainbow Ranger
"who's Ganondorf? I teamed up with Demon King Demise!" replied Chrysalis
"Actually Ganondorf is Dumas' reincarnation!" Rainbow Ranger replied back, after killing the last Bokoblin!
Wave 6: Black Arms Aliens
"You've teamed up with Black Doom at one point?" Asked Rainbow Ranger. "Wow, your evil knows no bounds & no distances from this planet apparently!"
*Shing* *slam* *donk* *slam* *blam*
Wave 7: Boos, Dark Boos, and a Big Boo!
"The Boo King? I'm surprised he didn't try to posses you!"
"Actually, that was the reason why we stopped being allies!" Said the Queen!
"Ah, Ghosts, Spike, Save me!" Pinkie said, then she grabbed Spike started giving him some tongue!
"Lights of Ginga!" said Rainbow Ranger, then light bathed him while it destroyed the Boos!
Wave 8: Foot Ninja
"I don't think these guys should be wearing that symbol since they've betrayed the Shredder!" Said Rainbow Ranger
*Bam* *Slam* *Bang* *Bam* *Dang*
Wave 9: Monoeyes, Octos, and Komaytoes!
"I can't believe that even with your dark heart, that even you, were able to team up with an evil monster like Medusa!"
*Bonk* *Crack* *Snap* *bam* *slam*
Wave 10: Nazi Zombies!
"Y-you monster, teaming up with an insane man like Dr. Edward Richtofen? You know that he lies right?" Rainbow Ranger Asked.
"Ah, Zombies, Pinkie Pie, save me!" Spike said, as he ran over to Pinkie & tried to kiss her, but instead missed & his lips connected to those of Celestia's! Spike thought he was dead, but instead, she enjoyed that & kissed back!
"Get ready, this is the wave she warned you about!" Said Twilight.
Then Chrysalis surrounded Rainbow Ranger a magical mist & after it was done surrounding him, the mist left him & took a human shape!
*Flash*
"Hey, the name's Graown Ranger!" Said the newcomer!
"WHAT!?" Shouted all 9 of Rainbow Ranger's friends in a shocked Simultaneous voice!
End of Chapter NIEN!
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chapter X: The 13 Waves of Doom Pt.2: a New Ranger!
"Red Bute!" Said Akaranger!
"Thanks Comrade!" said Battle Cossack!
"Now to rally the troops & finish off the rest of them!" Said Space Sheriff Gavan Type-G!
"Ah ready 'head of ya'll!" said Big Mac, who brought all the animals from the farm. Apparently Angel did the same bringing all of Fluttershy's animals from her cottage! Also, in another part of Equestria, Shining Armor & Princess Mi Amore Cadenza/Cadence, rallied all of the troops from the Chrystal Empire to move out & Prepare to head to Baltimare, because they're being overrun! During this time, in Canterlot, Cerberus is 97% finished with all the Changelings & Goblins! In Las Pegasus, the distress calls from Rainbow Ranger, Akaranger, & Kamen Rider Ichigo couldn't be Ignored by Certain heroes, as in The Ultramen & Inazuman, who helped the ponies of Las Pegasus with their problem! In Gernamane, Discord & his daughter Screwball were able to handle the Changelings & Goblins there all themselves! But now lets get back to what's going on with our heroes!
"Eh what the fuck?" Rainbow Ranger asked!
"Say hello to Querxov, doesn't he look Much better than you? Now, kill him!" Commanded Chrysalis
*Sucker Punch!*
"Ack! What do you think your doing? I created you, so you should be obeying me!"
"No! But I'd prefer to hang out with this poser guy right here!" Graown Ranger said with a smug look on his face!
"Poser? Your the poser here!" Snapped Rainbow Ranger!
Wave 11: Joker's Thugs from The Game: Batman Arkham City!
"You teamed up with someone as crazy as the Joker? I wonder who was crazier, him or Richtofen.
*Konk* *bang* *slam* *Ka-blam*
Wave 12: Nanashi!
"Dang, you teamed up with Chimatsuri Doukoku?"
"What does that name mean?" Asked Graown Ranger
"It's an awesome name, Chimatsuri Doukoku means Bloodbath Wailing!" Rainbow Ranger answered
The mane 6, Spike & the Princess sisters looked at him with terrified looks, well, except for Pinkie of course!
*bam* *bam* *blam* *Ka-blam* *slam*
Wave 13: Neo Team Plasma (3 Pokémon each!)
"You teamed up with Ghetsis? Heh, I wonder how he felt, teaming up with something that wasn't a Pokémon nor human for that matter!"
":Focus, this is the last wave, after this, we can finally kill Chrysalis!" said Graown Ranger!
*Bonk* * Slam* *Bop* *thwack*
"Aw yeah, those 13 wave of Doom were nothing but 13 waves of laaaaAaaaame! That wasn't even a challenge, even if I did get some help!" Rainbow Ranger said victoriously!
"Oh please, you would've been creamed if I hadn't blocked that Trubbish's attack in time!" Said Graown Ranger!
"Ah have a question, why is he called Graown Ranger?" Asked Applejack.
"Because, my combat suit is gray on one side & brown on the other, & if you combine those 2 words together, you get Graown!" Graown Ranger explained
"Ooh, like if you combine Spike & Rarity you get Sparity? Of If I combine Cheerilee & Big Mac's names together I get Cheerimac?" Pinkie Asked
"Yes!" Answered Rainbow Ranger.
("I wonder if me & Spike's couple name is either Spilight or Twispike") Twilight thought.
("Hmm. Spike + Rainbow Dash =... oh, Spash! Nah I should work on that!") Rainbow Dash thought.
"Stop ignoring me! Now you'll all have to face my armor of 100,000 Changelings!" Chrysalis said in anger!
The changelings appeared from behind their queen! So many evil eyes looking at the 11 heroes!
"...Everyone, before we fight, I just want to say, that you're all the greatest friends I've ever had! I love all of you!" Twilight said!
"Us too!" said the other members of the mane 6 & Spike!
"If we die, then we die with honor!" said Celestia!
Just then, distortion started behind them & that distortion brought forth the Super Sentai, Kamen Riders, all 3 Uchuu Keiji Angel Bunny, Shining Armor & Cadence, Lucario & Riolu, The Cutiemark Crusaders, Celestia & Luna's soldiers, Cerberus, Big Macintosh and finally, that one old guy in your neighborhood or apartment complex!
End of ch.10
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Chapter 11: THE GREAT FINAL BATTLE A.K.A I HATE MY SISTER!!!
"Hey, is there any orange rangers?" asked the reader
"Yeah, Battle Cossack & Dekaswan." I answered back, but now, let's get back to what's happening right now! Anyway, the whole gang were ready for the battle of their lives!
"Kill them, kill them all!" Ordered the Queen!
"REEEEEEAAADY?! GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!" Rainbow Ranger & Red Buster cried in unison!
(the ost: Kamen Rider x Super Sentai team up or the ost: All riders united)
Both sides ran at each other eventually colliding in the middle! A great explosion of fists & hooves throwing punches, guns magic things lasers & arrows being fired, man, I hope your good at imagining a great battle like this one! Graown Ranger was strong enough to kill 491 enemies by himself! Akaranger's Red Bute + Lucario's Aura Sphere took down 199 enemies! Your mama killed 50 enemies with her ugly face LOL! Wait a minute, who's been messing with my lines? Tyrouge, your grounded! Ahem, so anyway, Big Mac was either bucking enemies or just Eeyuping them into submission! Kamen Rider DiEND was sneaking away from the fight using his invisible card, Scaredy cat, am I right?
"This isn't working, there is still too many of them & our troops die 25 to every 7 dead & we only have 700 troops!" Said Luna
"Then let's go for the gold then!" Said Spike! "Let's stop Queen Chrysalis once and for all!"
Our 11 heroes now run towards the queen's direction! killing any Changelings that get in their way!
"Hmm... so you've arrived so I can kill you myself? bring it you foalish heroes!" said Chrysalis!
"Ready?" Asked Rainbow Ranger
"Let's Go!" Answered Graown Ranger
"Honoo no Tategami!" (Translates to Blazing Mane or Mane of Fire, which ever one you want!)
Then fire shot out of both of their hands! Chrysalis barely dodged that because her mane caught on fire! Distracted, trying to put it out, she let her guard down & Applejack bucked her in the neck! Pinkie fired all 3 of her party cannons sending Chrysalis flying! Graown Ranger & Rainbow Dash the kneed Chrysalis on both sides! Rarity & Twilight then gored Chrysalis in both of her shoulders with their horns! Then Spike showed that dastardly queen just how sharp a dragon's claws are! Fluttershy charged, but she tripped...in the air (I know, that's either strange, funny pathetic or all 3) and crashes onto Chrysalis but it didn't matter since Chrysalis was weakening anyway! Then Rainbow Ranger pulls out the Phoenix & Dragon headder bullets & a shot her! Luna & Celestia combo'd her switching after every hit like night & day! well, they are the princesses of the sun & moon after all!
"ugh..." Chrysalis moaned in pain, terrible, horrible pain!
"Yes, now's our chance!" Said Rainbow Ranger! "Let's do this Graown!"
"Yeah, alright!" Said Graown Ranger!
"SUPER SENTAI BAZOOKA!!!"
Then a big blaster appeared & the 11 of them held it because it was very big (that's what she said!). Then the bazooka fired, hitting Chrysalis with 37 years of Super Sentai power! Then Chrysalis blew-up!
*Ka-boom*
"Yes, we..." Spike & Fluttershy were cut off when the 1000's of remaining changelings flew to the charred remains of their Queen & merged with it fusing together to become a giant frightening & hideous monster, like your mom! Damn it Tyrouge, that's 2 more months of grounding time & this time your going to your room without supper!
"GROOOOOOOAR!!!" Roared the giant monster! "I am Chrysalis the Chaos Titan!"
"Ultimate Gattai!" (Gattai translates to combine and combination) said Rainbow Ranger.
Then every last sentai robo along with the extra bots combined into an ultimate robot known as the Super Sentai King! The great machine was standing 2 feet taller than the Chaos Titan!
"Let's do this everyone!" Commanded Akared, the barer of the red ranger souls!
Then everylast Super Sentai hopped into their respective cockpits, but their were 3 control centers on the head that would be controlled by Rainbow Ranger, Graown Ranger & Akared! Then the true final battle begins! The Chaos Titan struck 1st, but was blocked by the Shield from the Shinkenger's Shinken-oh! Then used Tategami-lioh's shield to shoot a laser beam at the Chaos Titan, but was blocked by Chrysalis' magic shield!, then the Super Sentai King shot missiles from the Vari Vroom & Sky Ace! The magic shield Chrysalis was using couldn't handle anymore shots so it soon eventually broke! Then the Super Sentai King used the Gokai Star Burst shooting cannonballs right at her & not just shooting cannonballs it also fired all the headders as well at the Chaos Titan! The Chaos Titan was now acting sluggish which now gave our heroes the chance to finally destroy her!
"GIANT SUPER SENTAI BAZOOKA!!!"
"RIDER KICK!!!"
"LASER BLADE"
Then the Giant Super Sentai Bazooka fired, every last Kamen Rider did the rider kick, & Space Sheriff Gavan type-G used Gavan style, ultimately defeating the monster! Overkill if you ask me!
"GASP! It is possible to explode twice!" Said Spike & Pinkie Pie! then everyone started disappearing from the void! but the 11 heroes ended up on a ledge that overlooked Ponyville, the same one I mentioned back in Ch.4.
"you think you've won..." said a familiar voice. "But I'll ensure that one day, all of you will die if it's the last thin I.." shs cut off because she got squished like a bug by the Tardis!
"Yes! My calculations were dead on!" Yelled Rainbow Ranger in a gleeful tone!
"Alright Derpy, now too... oh' did we go to the wrong time?" Asked Dr. Whooves.
"Nope, you followed m coordinates exactly & just look, you just squashed Chrysalis!"
"Oh... that's unexpected, but I'll take it!" Said Dr. Whooves in a confused voice!
Hours Later...
"You saved us, if there is anything you want, I got the power to make it happen!" Celestia offered.
"I want 3 wishes!"
"Oh, well, what would those wishes be?" She asked
Years Later...
"I miss them." said Spike
"Yeah, me too." Replied Twilight Sparkle.
"At least we still got each other & it's always been that way!"
"yeah, it's a good thing he wished for your immortality, otherwise, I'd never find love again!"
Meanwhile, on the highest mountains over looking Canterlot, 2 caped figures stand, watching over the city!
"Hmph... Immortality for the 3 of us! good wish!" Said Graown Ranger!
The End
Ch.3: Secrets Revealed, My Name is Trahzo!
It's now the next day and the teenage dragon was having some 'fun' with Applejack after they finished harvesting apples from the orchard!
"Oh Spahk, after yah became a teenager, you've become much, more useful!" said Applejack
That's when a a loud boom was heard from the farm!
"That came from Mt. Diamond Dust, let's get the others and investigate!" Said Spike
Then, they make it to the crash site where a certain cyan pegasis was dancing in happiness!
"I won, I get Spike for the night!" Said Rainbow Dash Victoriously!
So they all investigated, saw a creature, wait a moment, that's the freaking Chimera I mentioned in the beginning of Chapter 1! I hope he dies!
"Hey! Who are you?" Asked Fluttershy.
"I'm Kai, I've been sent here to fulfill master Garble's mission to find the meteor that crashed here, absorb it's energy, then kill Spike!" He said, as he picked up the meteor!
"Kill me? (Guess he still has that grudge!) Spike said & thought as he readied his fists for combat!
"Yes, and with this, I'll ensure that you'll die!"
Then he uses the power! The fight starts but then the 7 get their butts kicked, and then Spike was on his knees, waiting for death, but that's when...
"Oh Magi-magi, Magi phoenix!" said the unknown voice, that crashed onto Kai!
*Crash!* "Aaaaaah" Cried Kai!
"Who the Tartarus are you?" Asked Spike.
"Your welcome bye the way, and it's Rainbow Ranger if your wondering!" He said, while looking annoyed under that helmet of his!
"You better not be ripping me off!" warned Rainbow Dash!
"No I'm not, I'm a parody of Power Rangers!" Explained Rainbow Ranger!
"I'll tell you guys my real name later!"
"Raaaaaaaaaagh!" said Kai as he absorbed the rest of the power within the meteor!
"Roar, Lights of Ginga!"
"Lights of what?" Asked everyone around him!
Then Rainbow Ranger defeated Kai & blew him up!
"I'll see you in Tartarus & I'll make many allies so we can kill you RAINBOW RANGER!!!" *BOOM!!!*
"Bye everypony, & the name is Trahzo!" he said, as he ran off!
Meanwhile...
Don't worry you 3, after gathering other allies, now is the time we take over Equestria!" ordered Queen Chrysalis!
End of Chaper 3