Renewing Chaos

by Disalign

The best party ever

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7:30. Half hour till the party. I met many ponies, most of them nice, some of them refusing to talk to me because of my trick. Those ponies probably aren't coming to the party. Good that it was only a select few of them. The ponies I did meet, however, were very kind. I met a blue unicorn named Trixie who demanded I show her a trick. Of course, being the bastard I am AND already having a plan in place, I refused at the time, promising that she would get the show of her life at the party. She vowed to make it, only to see me perform.

Let me get you caught up. I left the TARDIS at about 3:00, took about an hour to talk to the princesses and agree on housing. They bought me land above the everfree forest, where I used most of my magic to make a thunderhead house for myself. Thought it to be fitting, due to my last name. My- control over wind and water really helped in the making of it, but I won't go into detail until Twilight forces me to, and I am pretty sure that is going to happen. Somehow.

I spent an hour alone in my new cloud house, thinking up my plan. I decided on making the party the best new pony party ever. I will teleport inside the place 2 minutes after its time, behind everypony, flash on a small sun to use as a disco ball, and scream SURPRISE! Then I'll perform, letting everypony showcase their abilities, and then pouring mine into there talents to make themselves look better. That's all I will give for now. As far as you know, that's all I'm doing. I don't want Pinkie using her fourth wall breaking abilities to interrogate you. Still love that about her, she's more crazy than I am.

The other ponies I met consist of the elements, Lyra Heartstrings, Bonbon, and Vinyl Scratch (who liked my music idea). I walked the streets, contemplating my idea, and if there were enough unicorns in town to pull it off. I knew everypony had different magic depending on their coats or abilities, and that both princesses were coming to the party, but still, it may not be enough to test this. Ah screw it, no matter what happens, it will be fun.

7:55. 7 minutes before I teleport in. I had the spell ready to set my own music, I convinced myself that there were enough unicorns, and that it would all go swimmingly. I might even be able to use the princesses in the trick, if I was powerful enough. Who am I kidding, I made the first equestrian eclipse, I am powerful enough to do this.

8:00. 2 minutes before the party really starts. They're all waiting for me, and I know they can wait. I'm in my cloud house waiting for the right moment. Tick-tock goes the clock, 8:01. I think I just heard The Doctor shudder. 10 seconds until the teleport, 5 second until the party begins.

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"SURPRISE, EVERYPONY!" I scream as I flash in behind them. Using my magic to get the disco ball up, I said, "YOU READY FOR A PARTY YOU'LL NEVER FORGET?" They all responded in a massive cheer, and I took the hint to start up the music. "THEN LETS GET THIS PARTY STARTED"

Pinkie and her friends ran up to me as the music started. Before they could get to me, I erected a stage out of the ground, teleporting everypony to the town square, preparing my performance, much to Trixie's excitement.

"How did you upstage me! I'm the party mare!" Pinkie said, for the first time, confused.

"That's just how I am Pinkie, CHAOTIC!" I said, laughing.

"Well, I have to commend you, nopony has ever been able to do that! I hope this goes well, just like you said!" Pinkie stated, back to her happy state.

"Thanks pinkie. Now, ahem... HELLO MARES AND GENTLECOLTS, YOU READY FOR A MAGIC SHOW!!!!" I screamed. Everypony cheered. "IF YOU'RE SO EXCITED ABOUT IT, ACTIVE YOUR MAGIC, UNICORNS! YOU'LL BE AMAZED!" I boomed again. Everypony did as told, well, those who could. I took control of the auras around there horns, flying into the air, making the biggest light show you've ever seen. Everypony were awed, everypony cheered as I landed. It was the best thing they have ever seen. I did tricks in the air similar to rainbow dash, using the magics around me to created a swirl around my in the shape of a comet, making an amazing demonstration of power. I ended up high above the stage, getting ready for the best chaotic boom in a lifetime. I started my dive, the cone around me narrowing with the sonic barrier. I purposefully let the suspense fill the air. Celestia and Luna both looked at me with awe as well as the other ponies. Right when I would have crashed, I sped up, turned up at a 45 degree angle, creating a chaotic boom full of magic. A sonic boom of yellow, midnight blue, purple, light blue, white, white with black sparks, and normal blue filled the sky, creating the finale. I looped around onto the stage, and everypony cheered for a good 5 minutes at my display. Some demanding encores, some just loving every moment of it. The chaotic boom reached all the way to the dragon kingdom, and I could even hear them cheer. I was happy. "HEY EVERYPONY, WE'RE NOT DONE YET!" To this they beamed. "NOW IT'S YOUR TURN! SHOW YOUR TRICKS TO THE REST OF THE YOU! TAKE THE CHANCE FOR ME TO INCREASE YOUR ABILITY! LET'S SEE A REAL SHOW!"

Rainbow Dash was the first to step up. "Let's put that to the test, increase the power of my sonic rainboom!"

"CHALLENGE ACCEPTED! LET'S BEGIN!" I flooded my magic into her, allowing her to create a sonic rainboom easily. She soared into the air, preparing. Then she flew strait down, creating the sonic rainboom. Not allowing myself to be proven wrong, I flooded more magic into her, letting create another sonic rainboom right then and there. The second one was made of  fire. A double rainboom. Before she could cause an accident in the stage I halted her. She was amazed. "And that, is what I can do." I whispered to her as she landed.

"Wow... a double rainboom... that's not even talked about anymore. The sonic rainboom was a legend, but the double rainboom was a fairy tale.. that was AWESOME! YOU HEARD HIM EVERYPONY, LET'S SEE A SHOW!" Everypony cheered again, and Celestia was the next to walk forward.

"What can you do with my ability?" She asked. Before anyone could protest to what she would do, Celestia created a mini sun, and  moved it high into the sky.

"Oh Celestia, you give me the biggest canvas of all, and I intend to use EVERY INCH OF IT!" I screamed, exiting myself and even Celestia. Before she could respond, I activated my power, and the sun she made was rainbow, changing colors at breakneck speeds. Then Luna stepped in.

"Oh Thunderhead, let's put you to the ultimate test!" She said, raising her hoof in the air, "the power will be DOUBLED!" She activated her power, creating a mist around the sun. Still visible, but had a night sky around it.

"Just as I was hoping, thanks, Luna!" I said, then used all the stars as mirrors pointing up and down and everywhere. I made a laser light show with all of them.

"Well that's not to impressive, compared to earlier." Said Celestia and Luna at the same time.

"Oh, you haven't seen ANYTHING!!" Just then, the sun Celestia created collapsed due to my magic, and made a black hole, sucking in all the stars around it. It made a giant wormhole, that shot light everywhere, basking everything in it, then it disappeared. The black hole was gone, leaving everypony baffled, even the princesses. "ANYPONY ELSE WANT TO SHOW OFF?" I asked the crowd.

Five hooves shot in the air. "THAT'S ALL I NEED!" It was a great party.

The first pony up after that was Trixie, and she used her fireworks. I caught her embers, and made a huge fire show out of it, eventually blowing the embers over the crowd into a rainbow fire stream. The next was Rarity, who made herself a dress. I was confused for a second, before coming up with an idea. I took the gemstones off her dress, rearranging them in a specific pattern, before shooting a light pulse at one. I tried to use crystal pony magic when doing this, and the magic hit every gem, gaining the colors of each one. The light ended, and Rarity became a crystal mare of 50 different gem colors, from ruby to sapphire, and diamond to amethyst. She fainted in delight. The third was Vinyl, and we ended up getting into a DJ battle, me using the music already playing and her using custom music. I eventually lost, but the entire thing was heard over Equestria. It still goes down in history today as the best battle to every come. The fourth was Fluttershy, to my amazement, and she called birds to serenade everyone, but I was a step up from her.

In that time I was alone, I befriended a lot of the creatures from the everfree forest. Mainly three manticores. I called them, told them not to hurt anypony, and help me with a show. All three ran from the forest, which was behind me, and the stood in front of me. Everypony reeled back from fright, before they realized what I was doing. The serenade continued, while I used the second manticore's tail as a guitar, and the other two made a drumbeat to go along with the song. The 5th and final pony to raise his hand was none other than The Doctor.

"You know who I am, so amaze me." He said, looking happy. He couldn't even begin to think what I would do. I used my magic to start messing with time. I weaved my way into the memories of everypony, choosing those who passed away that was important to them, I had everypony have a mental conversation with said ponies. Everypony but the Doctor were crying in happiness for what was happening. I the created a window to the time vortex in front of him, and used all the power I had to create the words: Wibbly-wobbly, timey-wimey  and the Alons-y! In the vortex, then closed it. He looked amazed at the performance, and then clapped with his hooves the best he could for as long as possible. He succumbed to the time magic and had a conversation with most likely Amy Pond. Everypony was released at the same time. They all stomped their hooves on the ground, and The Doctor walked up to me and said only two words: "Thank you..." He then walked back into the crowd, before a line was made to say the exact same thing to me.

When everypony was done, I ramped up the music, and continued the party.

And it was the best party ever.

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