The Poison Party

by DeadlyRose

Rating: everyone
Tags: My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic, Rainbow Dash, Nightmare Moon, Romance, Trixie, Adventure, Derpy Hooves, Princess Celestia, Pinkie Pie, Twilight Sparkle, Princess Luna
Length: 2207

Pinkie Pie's pulled an act- but a big one.

"Pinkie Pie!"

Published 2012-02-06 22:56:05 UTC
Last updated 2012-02-10 16:30:46 UTC

Nightmare Wonderland

It was dawn, and the sun begin to shade on a little girl- Pinkie Pie.

"Pinkie Pie!" Twilight hollered. "Yeshhtwighilight?"

"Care to explain this mess of cupcakes?" Twilight eyed as the pink belly flopped and covered the 3 balloons cutie mark on her body. "Sorry! Silly, I just looked at it, and my belly growled, so I decided to eat it, and then it was so good, I ate more, and now my tummy hurts! Ow!"

Ding! The fashionable Rarity walked inside, with Spike jumping up and down, blabbering about her beauty. "Good day, sir." as she removed her leather blue hat and hanged it on the coat rack. At that point, Spike hardly fainted. "Oh my, Pinkie P-Pie! I cannot see you like this? No offence taken, but you look very un- what's the word.... Aha! Un-fashionable. " Twilight giggled as Pinkie blushed. "Do not! But hey, hey, hey, ooh la la! What's that you're wearing?" Spike caught his eyes on her, and then her robe. "What this? Oh, you shouldn't... This is a aquamarine coated gem robe! Oh Spikey and I had a hard time finding those gems. I owe it to Spikey!" Lost in her words, Spike hardly realized that Rarity using her horn, to give him a surprise. "Have a gem!" Gracefully, Spike began to chew on it, and then munching on it.

Pinkie Pie, unknowingly thinking her rare robe was a handkerchief, began wiping her face on it. "Now girls, if you excuse me, I should be heading..." Slap! Rarity, a beauty had just slapped- a girl!

Slowly, Rarity's blue eyes began to soak red- as red as Applejack's apples! "That Robe! Pinkie Pie! You ruined my dream! Alas, my heart is chipped- for that robe was for Princess Celestia!"

Soon, Rarity turned her flank and walked out, carelessly.

Pinkie stood up to her knees. " Oh, please, please, please don't leave me like that selfish so called "Element of Generosity!"
"I won't. You may have lost everyone else, but I'm here."

When Pinkie Pie, the Element of Laughter just went to sleep, it felt so right- for Twilight Sparkle to call her darling. She'd make anything sound easy, fun, and simple. But Twilight knew it wasn't Pinkie who committed the crime- did the Nightmare spell Twilight had put on her be true? Pinkie Pie had been going to prank innocents, even made Twilight so mad, she reached her extreme mode. She crept into the reserved room, watching from the point where Pinkie Pie would sing her Gramma's song, humming in delight, no longer in fright. But what had been going on? Is Pinkie really evil? No, never! If she would, it would be all her fault. Casting that stupid spell, just coulda made things worse!

"She acts pretty normal, maybe I'm hallucinating again.

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As soon as Twilight left to sleep, Pinkie Pie woke. But she looked different. Her hair was electrifying lightning, her mane sparkling and gray, her coat no longer pink, but black- she was no Pinkie Pie- but a nightmare. Nightmare Moon.

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"Help! Somepony help!" cried the real Pinkie Pie. Her hooves were tied together, but she managed to rip out the paper strip covering her mouth. Then, she remembered the boon Princess Celestia gave to her- just a couple of weeks ago, when they were able to restore harmony from Discord.

"Oh please...." Pinkie, for the ever so first time, began meditating. A faint aura started to glow, and surrounded the steel rope surrounding her hooves. Soon, the rope shook, and melted like glue. The aura then flew away.

"That loser! Nightmare moon, the stupidest horse in Equestria!" Pinkie Pie cried. "Wait- am I in the jungle?" she eyed around the area to find poisonous bugs, scary trees (that she wasn't scared of).
~~~

"Phase one: capture Twilight Sparkle- check. Next: Capture the rest. Soon, a new era of darkness will begin, after I finish my mission from my boss. Let us play the friendly game of the Poisonous cupcakes. Soon, they will be under my control! Muahahaaha!" Nightmare moon boomed, holding the brainwashed neck of a no longer magical, powerful, indigo pony.
~

Jungle Safari/ Fast Flying

"Oh yes! Nobody's seen anything as fast as a Rainbow- but me!"Rainbow Dash boasts. "Come on Tank! You can do this!"

The turtle gracefully made it to the finish line, leaving Rainbow Dash's mane hanging on a twig.

"Fluttershy, care to help a hand?" Dash sarcastically asks. Fluttershy quickly approaches Rainbow, and silently whispers, "yes."

Zoom! Dash quickly raced past, to and fro the clouds, leaving poor Fluttershy in a doozy.

Though not knowing it, Rainbow Dash was actually flying over Pinkie's head! When Pinkie saw the rainbow, she was certain it was Rainbow Dash, and thought she was coming to save her. As though hard it was to catch her, Pinkie Pie simply just threw a rock at her wing, almost so accurately. It made Dash fall down with a thud, luckily; right next to her.

"What is it Pinkie Pie?!" she shouted, frustrated. "Umm... Sorry?" she quivered.

The two ponies sit still glazing at the forest. Just as Rainbow tried to lift Pinkie, she couldn't. The cupcakes she ate made her heavier. Suddenly, a beast had attacked Dash, as she managed to break free, she jumped. Jumped?! She had to fly.

"Yadda yadda, now look at me, Pinkie?! The blistering pain of the beast that just shot an arrow on my one wing! Oh, it hurts it hurts!" But Pinkie just stared at her hair. "What is it? Is it a spider? Not- not that I care hehe..."

"Eeek! You're growing a h-horn! Like Rarity and Twilight! Wow!" Rainbow Dash was surprised. "I'm an alicorn? Never mind about that, well, cool! But..." Pinkie scoffed. "Uh-oh..." Rainbow Dash rolled her eyes until-

Shatter! A piece of glass broke, and was heard. "What was that?" Pinkie Pie asked. Orbs started to float around where the noise was. "Should we follow it Pinkie?" Dash questioned. But she was already laughing, following the orbs, touching on the path. Rainbow Dash raced across, next to her. Then, she blushed. It felt "fun" to be with her. Not that she liked her, it used to be the same. But pranking with her, it felt- righteous! An outburst of energy flashed, and her wings could operate, but wasn't fully healed.

'I see you arrived my destination, are you up for the restoration?" a familiar voice asked. Zecora! Rainbow and Pinkie had encountered her. "Quick, Zecora. I must be healed." Rainbow Dash returned, looking ahead at her spread, bloody wings.

"I see the problem. I can heal your wing, and yet still gift you a diamond ring. The ring was gift to protection, follow the steps in addition." Zecora says. The ring is fit into Dash's and yet Pinkie's hooves. The broken glass was Zecora's health potion, but she was able to recover the seeping green water before it soiled into the ground.

Slowly, as each drip wet the scar, the blood and the blisters disappeared. "Yahoo!" said Rainbow Dash as she flew up in air, soaring great heights.

As much as she wanted to leave the smelly jungle, she had the urge to stay with Pinkie Pie and use her wings when she needs it.

A sonic rainboom hit the ground, standing in the glittering dust, was one strong- well brave pony- with the best hair in Equestria!

No longer known RD, or Rainbow, "Dashie" pulled over Pinkie closer to her. She looked in her eyes, and said- "You really are the spirit of laughter. And fun. Oh come on-" Dashie felt no longer a tomboy, but a girl. "Friend."

Hello, friends. I am your spirits and souls. We will leave you. "Why?" they both questioned. "From here, you will learn to follow the orbs. They are your guide of direction. Heh, but don't worry, my braveness and loyalty will continue to be in Dash. And the other orb (obviously Pinkie's) just faded, and laughed. Hearing her own soul laugh, she began to laugh too. "Ha ha ha ha! Oh, you crack me up, dear soul of mine." She wiped a tear of with her hoof.

~*~*~*~*~*~

As the two girls had fun in the jungle, it was not fun in Ponyville. All the brainwashed "so called" elements of friendship are captured and taken in as slaves and ponyations, (robot or cloned ponies laid as servants to Nightmare Moon.) No pony was poisoned just yet, and princess Celestia and Luna are just fine. But their plans had just begun.

Head Twilight Sparkle, which commandeered all the other elements, spent time with Nightmare, kept on talking about how evil they both are, and how strong they are. Flutterguy, who wasn't very shy and more of a bully, tossed the kids around, while Applejack, lied to everyone, becoming a stealer, and Spike, more greedier than ever. Nightmare Moon easily visited Rarity's shop, pushing her head on the wall, her horn glowing black, her wings muffling her mouth, and- blast! She was down, and placed her soul into the soulbox, where all the others tender souls were kept. As she shot a laser at Rarity's heart, she easily got up, and bowed down to her new master.

~*~*~*~*~*~

"Wait." Dashie headed on out. "Maybe... This ring could help you get wings, so you can escape?" "Well, I guess so."
Pinkie Pie concentrated- so hard, her veins strained. "Give me wings, give me wings, give me wings, pleassseee...."

After a moment, Pinkie Pie threw the ring on the floor. "This crazy fake ring doesn't give me wings!" Slowly she put it on. "Though it makes a cute detail." she smiled. "Uhhmm... Pinkie Pie, you do have wings. Except they're green." Pinkie Pie gasped. "I HATE GREEEN! I LOVE PINK!" She blurted. "We see that, Pinkamena Diane."

She slowly turns around. "Call me Pink-e-Pie! And... Never.... Call.... Me.... Pinkamena..... Diane..... ever.... again!!"
"Jeez, I mean, what's the difference?" Dashie spit. "This is Pinkamena." Pinkie Pie quickly straightened her hair, and turned dull pink. "This is Pinkie Pie!" Pinkie Pie fluffed up her hair curly again, her happy pink coat, and her shiny teeth smiling in the bright sky. "I'll take the order for a Pinkie Pie!" Dash snorted. "Ha ha. Very funny." Pinkie flounced.

"Great. We can get out of here. Do you know how to fly?" Pinkie Pie was jumping, her wings flat.
"Ugh. Of course not. Okay Pinkie, follow my steps. Spread your wings, and jump. Got it?" Pinkie simply nodded. "Okay! Got it! Spread your wings, and jump... Spread your wings and jump!" "You know what, just stay there. I have enough power to lift you all the way to Canterlot." "Maybe I'll stick to a diet next time, and not into pies!" Pinkie squeaked.

A one, a two, a three, and- rainbow "dashed" and lifted up Pinkie Pie, following the orbs, all the way to Canterlot. "Umm, Dashie? I need to use the bathroom?" "Hold it. We're almost there."

As soon as they arrived, Pinkie Pie ran to the bathroom, not noticing which signs said "boy" and "girl". "Whoopsies!" cried out Pinkie as she accidentally used the boys bathroom.

"Pinkie! What took you so long?" Dashie asked. "Nothing?"
"Whatever. We have to go to Princess Celestia about this matter!"
"Certainly."
"Excuse me sir, can we have this carriage ride to the castle, please?" said Pinkie, in her pleasing manners.
"Course. Your highness already is expecting you."
"She is?"
"She's been waiting for you.
"I guess."

The carriage came to an end with a thud- at the most beautiful place in Equestria! The palace! The kingdom! A waterfall rushed behind the castle, the leaves cut with dew, a magical place. "Fluttershy would love this place. Look at all the affectionate creatures!" sobbed Dashie. "I really do miss them." replies a stubborn Pinkie Pie.

As soon as they walked in...

"Hello, please, take a seat. I would love for you to join our dinner- salad to pumpkin pie, strawberries, to waffles,and-"
Pinkie Pie headed down the aisle munching on the pies. "Forget my diet." she says, munching.

Having a fun time, they began to chow down. They talked about their enemies and how strong they were. As usual, Dashie chowed on the energy meals, while Pinkie Pie stayed on dessert. Celestia ate her strong veggies, and soon, the royal Luna had arrived. "Yes indeed, sister! A nice meal with my saviors will be divine."

Pinkie Pie, raised her hand. "Yes, Pinkie Pie?"
"What is this relation between you and Twilight Sparkle?"
Deep silence filled the air.
Dashie elbowed Pinkie. "Don't ask the royal highness personal stuff like that! Sorry, my dear maiden."
"It's alright, Rainbow Dash. This was the matter I wanted to talk about. She is a daughter to me. I would hate myself to hear if anything happened to her. But seriously, I thought Twilight would actually attend. Is she back reading books eh?" Celestia and Luna laughed, with delight.

"So.. What was this matter you needed to tell me?" Pinkie Pie and Rainbow Dash exchanged glances.

"Uhhh....."

~~ By: DeadlyRose
Characters owned by Hasbro inc.
Storyline made by me