Dream Come True, or Nightmare Come To Life?

Authors notes; little dashie, one of my pre-readers trolled teh holy shit out of this chapter. I think it's hilarious. so here it is. Also, sorry about your comments, but I wanted teh trollololololol chapter after teh real one so some people didn't get to confused. Even though it'd be hilarious.

Also, he drew this.

It's for the encounter in teh ally when teh guards are flanking the ex-unicorn.

You and Rarity were walking back to the library. ‘Rarity is taking it about as well as I could hope for a scred son of a beyatch… I’m glad she fell for my lack of concern cus I'm seriously gonna fuck her up tonight. Truth is, I couldn’t be any more skerd right now I had a raging boner. What if I did that inside of her? Damn it my boner got bigger. I don’t know how to control this powah yet… Wait... Waaaaaaait... I HAVE MORE POOOOWWWAAAHHH THEN OLD SPICE! But what if I hurt her with this amazing powah?’ These thoughts and things like it were swimming around in your mind. What if, what if, what fucking if. In many opinions, the scariest words in existence. Next to ‘THERES A FUCKING FOAL IN MY VAGINA!’.

You hoped you wouldn’t be bothering Twilight to much when you got there. Chances are she’ll be reading, or masturbating which ever of the two, but you hope she isn’t casting a new spell for the first time. In your experience with beginner spells, and your self-made ones were any indication; getting distracted is a BAD thing.

Rarity was under your wing, finding comfort in having you so close. She was still trembling, and ponies were looking at you as you passed. Your clothes were so torn ponies could have thought you were raped, and they were singed. Rarity wasn’t too much better off, but she wasn’t smoking large cigars but the tiny cigerette wasn't helping her addiction to meth. Twilight's library was finally coming into view.

You knock on the door a few times. “Now is not a good time!” You heard Twilight shout.

“Are you masturbating again?" Rarity looked at you like you were crazy.

"NOOOOOOOOOOOPPPPEEEE!!! JUST CHUCK TESTA!" Twilight called.

"It’s me Jason! And unless you’re casting a spell, you need to make time!” You tried to make it sound like whatever you had to say was really important. Which it was.

“Jason? Perfect timing! Come inside me!” Rarity gasped. "I mean... Just open the bucking door!"

You look over to Rarity who merely shrugged her shoulders. “Uh… Alright.” You push the door open, and were surprised to see none other than both princess. “Excellent! Just the ponies I needed fuc- I mean talk to!”

Celestia smiled at you. “And you are the pony I needed to talk too. You may part lips first.” You reared back a little.

"The fuck?"

"Nothing... Please tell me what you have to say."

“Alright. I was attacked in an alley way again." A collective set of gasp rang through the small croud along with some sounds that were a little sexy.

"DAMNIT LUNA!" Celestia yelled.

"BUT HE'S SO SEXY!" Rarity just rolled her eyes.

You continued on. "Things weren’t all that different then the last time I found Rarity in an alley way, I mean they had her up against a wall getting ready to fuck her hardcore train style!” The princess suddenly looked a lot more interested. “There were three of them. Only their goal was me and my body wasn't ready. Here’s the part you aren’t going to believe, the ponies that attacked us were the unicorn whose horn I shot off, and two royal guards.”

Celestia looked at you. “Impossibru!!!!”

“Ask Rarity. Those two were wearing armor. I’m also going to Canterlot tomorrow. To talk with you some more about the details even though you are right today and I'm a fucking dumbass. I think heard of me my name is The Phantom Assassin I can't stories that make sense, so I'm coming just to let you know. Rarity and I are going to try and figure out who sent them” You look over at Rarity. She nods slightly, understanding you want to keep it secret even though its fucking obvious that you two were keeping it a secert.. Though you can tell by the way she’s looking at you, there’s going to be a looooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooot of questions to be answered when you get home.

You sigh. “Also, I discovered my cutiemark and explained it in detail before I actually knew it was there.” There were various congratulations from Twilight, and the princess’. “Problem is I got it after I killed the three of them and only three but I think an on-looker got a face full of trash.” And the congratulations stopped. “When the ex-unicorn tried to finish what he started with Rarity, I lost it. I felt an anger like nothing I’ve ever felt before. Then, I was struck by lightning and I was like 'BEEEEYACH I IZ TEH SUPAH SAYINZ!!!! I GOTZ SO MUCH SWAGGAH!!!!'. With it, I gained powers of said lightning. I was harboring, and controlling it. Masturbating with it." There was an awkward puase before you continued. "The two guards were quickly taken out with giant lightning penises! I don’t know how I knew what to do, but I did, I reached my hoof out, and lightning flew forth and struck them in their ass. Or in one case, where he was while he was trying to run and I accendently fried his balls too.

“Anything near me was atomized, I was like a walking bug lamp to anything. Once I got close, I somehow turned it off… I-I placed my hoof on him… A-and I… I…” Looking back on things, you couldn’t believe how you DON'T CARE!! Not in the least, if anything, at the time, you were upset you killed him because the fun was over, although some secert butt fun could have if you wanted too.

“I placed my hoof on him, and tortured him with thousands, upon THOUSANDS of volts of electricity… AND I DON'T CARE!!! At all, if anything… I was… Enjoying it and feeling it turn me on, Wait whut!?… I only pulled away to place my hoof on what was left of his horn so I could gently stroke that sexy thing… To stimulate the pain in the nerve endings of what was left to make him feel SOOOOO GOOOOD! This went on until Rarity snapped me out of it by shoving her hoof in my asshole, but only enough to finish him… I don’t even know how long it lasted but I had a raging boner and still do…

“I couldn’t think of anything short of making him suffer more so I took another lightning penis and rammed it so far up his ASS IT CAME OUT HIS MOUF!… My mind was so full of pure hate and rape… I heard Rarity’s voice, she pulled me out of the fog of… of, the pure lust I felt… I finished him with a few more hard thrustsw, and then, I managed to calm down… I can honestly say with all the shit I’ve seen and been through and snorted and had sex with, not being in control of my own anger like that, skerd meh shitless, which I ate like two mares one spoon…”

Everypony in the room was shocked. Rarity came up to you, and wrapped her hooves around your neck and started nuzzling you the smoke on her breath was a lot. "GET OFF ME YOU DIRTEH WHORE!" Celestia raised an eyebrow, and poor Luna had her eyes closed in determination still clopping. Something you always neglected to include in your reports to Celestia, was the fact you we fucking Rarity. As you went into finer detail about the sex and even had an orgy which Luna loved, the hours were pulling into the morning. At about 5:30, everyone was weary and covered in sweat, and something that was going to change your life forever was about to happen.

Rarity was going over what she saw, when, she stopped talking. You looked over, and she was looking a little… Green. “You okay Rarity? Dont pull a hulk on me and SMASH EVERYTHING!” You said a little concerned.

“I think I’m going to be sick!” She got up, and galloped off to the bathroom as fast as she could. Noises of her vomiting could be heard shortly after and then shit got smashed.

“I’ll be right back.” You get up and head off to the bathroom. Twilight makes to follow you, but you stop her with a quick wave of your penis. As you get to the bathroom, Rarity looks like she’s crying. “You okay hon?”

“Yes and no…” She doubles over and starts dry heaving.

You quickly close the gap. And hold her hair back with your magic while you rub her back. “It’s going to be okay… I'm sorry I shoved so much cock in your mouth... Still want me to do that thing with your horn?” As you comfort her, you start wondering why she would be vomiting like this. You were thinking, and thinking, and thinking, and thinking, and thinking, and thinking, unable to figure out why. Then, you start thinking into what’s happened before, things that have changed. "LIGHT BULB!" Your heart started racing as everything started making sense. The weight gain, the fact that she was eating a little more, even if it started looking like a normal size pate to you. “Rarity…?”

“Jason, there’s something I need to tell you…” ‘Oh my god… Here it comes…’

“What is it?”

“Well, the thing is…” ‘Ohshitohshitoshitohshit’ “I’m pregnant…” ‘GOD DAMNIT NAPPA IMA FUCK YOU WITH A RAKE!'

“W-…. What? H-How? When… Huh…?” Your brain stopped working. The gears were grinding, and the preverbal smoke was coming out of your ears and it was yellow. The damn workers in your in your brain are smoking pot again! Hell, you could swear you heard a noise as thousands of bowls lit up through your mind at once at light speed.

Rarity started crying again. “P-p-probably the f-first time we d-did it… I w-w-was still in h-heat a little bit… *sniffle* Even if that didn’t do it, the fact we did it again, and again didn’t help but damn you have such a ridable cock that I couldn't help it…” You were reeling. ‘The first time? But, why didn’t she tell me? Was it a hormone thing?’

You wrap your hooves around her and start nuzzling the back of her head. “It’s okay… I’m here. I’m not going anywhere… Promise… I promise you that as long as we both shall live, I will fuck you. I will fuck you for now and into forever. I’ll prove it to. You know how I’ll do that?” Rarity looks up at you, eyes growing wide. “That’s right, while in a bathroom isn’t the most romantic of places, I’ve always been a spur of the moment kind of guy. Rarity, will you marry me?” And then the nastiest thing you could really think of realistically happening to you did. She kissed you, and quite eagerly forced her tongue inside your mouth and there was still vomit on her tongue. "Beyatch clean yo damn mouth first!"

When it was over, finally over, she pressed her forehead to yours, horn touching and grinding, she said. “Of course I will Jason. You have no idea how happy, and relieved this make me… Can we fuck now?” You embrace her, still very much disgusted at the taste in your mouth.

“Well, not now that you pretty much puked in my mouth. C’mon, let’s go down stairs, I’m sure the others are worried.” And after a quick rinse of your mouths, and a flush of the toilet, you were both heading back downstairs. You were a little upset Rarity didn’t think of the fact she kissed you after throwing up, but really couldn’t stay mad at her. Still nasty though and you were probably gonna fuck some shit up later.

You were glad she didn’t start freaking out about the fact that the princess’ could probably hear her in the… Bathroom… ‘Fuck did they hear us?’ When you got downstairs, you could see the grins on everyone’s face. ‘GOD DAMNIT NAPA!!!!!’ Luna spoke first. “We congratulate Jason, and Rarity! We wish you a thousand years of death!" Suddenly Luna was gone and you could feel the strangest poking sensation in your ass before you launched off into the air through the roof holding your ass.

"Look at how butt hurt he is!" Luna said smiling.

Twilight spoke up.”I’m so happy for you Rarity! I’m also glad you finally told Jason.” You hit the ground next to her with a sigh. ‘I’ll never understand why girls tell their friends stuff that is actually more relevant to boyfriends. Or, in my case fiancé.’ The mere thought of the fact you are going to spend your Equestrian life with Rarity makes you incredibly happy. And a foal of your own no less!

Celestia’s turn. “I grant you both my blessings. I wish you luck with this challenge Jason becuase them diaper stink real bucking bad.” Before you could dwell upon what she meant, she continued speaking. “Luna and I also figured out why you were transformed into an Alicorn, not just an Earth, Unicorn, and Pegasus pony.” This had you intrigued.

“So me being an alicorn isn’t a fluke?” You asked.

“Far from it. When we created the spell to transform you, we had planned on altering your DNA to include the types of DNA from all three ponies, as it exists in each pony. The amounts decide what type you would be. Luna took charge for altering some to Pegasus, I took charge for Unicorn, and Twilight for Earth.

“Here’s where this becomes important. An alicorn has a perfect blend of all three types of DNA. The statistical odds of someone being born an alicorn are less than .000000000000000000000000000000000001%. Unless one pair of the genes being supplied are from an alicorn. Then it rises to at least 10%. Which is much higher if you are a dumbass.

“When we cast the spell on you, we inadvertently paired the genes up perfectly.” You nodded in understanding.

“Okay, so it was a mistake?”

“Indeed,” Luna was speaking now. “We had come up with a way to change you into a normal unicorn, earth, or pegasus pony if you desired. But now that you have discovered your alicornian power, and in turn, your cutiemark, changing you back is impossible so you are shit out of luck as the skies have already been bound to you.”

Celestia started speaking again. “We’ve also come to a decision as to what we are going to do about you in the eyes of the public.” 'FUCKNUGGETMcFAGGOTBWYATCHTITS!’ “We’ve decided to make you a Prince, with as much power as we have.”

"FUCK YEAH BEYATCHES!!!! YOU HEAR THAT RARITY YOU'RE FUCKING A PRINCE!" You broke out into dance.

"You need to move to the castle..." Celestia said with a sly smile. You stopped dancing.

“I’m not leaving Ponyville. I’ll go to Canterlot for a few days. I actually have something I’m going to take care of there. In the castle even. I’ll leave tomorrow but I'm not staying..." You look between Luna and Celestia.

“We were hoping maybe a few days later… It’s going to take some time to arrange a public viewing and what not becuase we can't have you running around with a hard on.” Celestia said.

“Alright then. Rarity, you can join me later tomorrow and we can fuck during the afternoons, I have a feeling the mornings are going to be busy for a few months." You slapped her. "Don't puke in my mouth again..."

“Alright, I’ll set up an announcement to reveal your length to the masses. Some time in the afternoon.” You nod.

“Okay then. I’ll see you tomorrow… Come on Rarity, we’ve got a few things to fuc- talk about. Thanks for the information Luna, Celestia. I’ll take this into consideration tomorrow after I fuck Rarity, I think this foal thing is gonna be great.” Before they can ask you what you mean, you let out a mighty yawn. “Okay, I’ve been up all day yesterday, and the night. This debriefing of what happened in the alley, and what you’ve told me about me being an alicorn, and me finding out about Rarity being pregnant, I’m worn the fuck out.” You head for the door with Rarity in tow by her hair which you had magically gained control of.

As soon as you get out the door, you start speaking to Rarity. “I’m sure you’re wondering why I didn’t tell Celestia that the guards had Blue Blood's cutie mark on it. It’s simple really. He tried to kill us indirectly, so I’m going to kill him directly… Spike told me how he treated you at the Gala, and that’s also playing some role into why I want him die.” You were lying about Spike telling you, since you saw it on the show. While things are different here than in the show, it seems that some of those things are accurate.

“You can’t be serious darling! He’s a prince!”

“Hah! I'm a prince too, I bet he found out that I was to be made a Prince, and thought something like ‘This castle ain’t big enough fer the both of us’ and tried to have me killed. That will be the last mistake of his soon to be hellish existence. Not to mention, I was just made a prince myself by fucking with the princess’”

“You… You’re serious, aren’t you?” You gave her a simple 'You don't say' look.

You both were in the middle of the road, in a slightly more busy area of town. You stopped Rarity, and looked her in the eyes. “Something you need to get through your head, is I’m not going anywhere beyatch. I’m looking after more than just you and Sweetie Belle now and I can’t afford to not come home anymore. He tried to kill me once, and I’m not going to give him time to try again.” You pulled her in close, drawing the attention of a few ponies nearby.

“Jason… Ponies are watching…”

“Then let’s put on a good show.” You lean in, and plant a passionate kiss on her lips. Not giving a single fuck that ponies are watching you. There were several cat calls and whistling from the ponies around you. You break the kiss, and throw you hoof into the air. “I’m going to be a dad!” You shout quite loudly. All the ponies in the area start cheering congratulations and the likes. 'Dumbasses!' You thought to yourself.

Rarity, was red as ketchup. You couldn’t care less about it. You were just happy now that you weren’t talking about boring stuff. Though, Rarity is probably going to be more than a little talkative about this later good thing you bought that gag last month!

“C’mon, let’s get going.” You place a wing over Rarity, and head back off to the Boutique. The walk back would’ve been peaceful, except Rainbow Dash dropped in to say ‘Hi’ to Rarity. Things were still awkward around her, and you tried to avoid being alone with her ever since the kiss.

“Hey Rarity! How’s it going?”

“Hello Rainbow, I’m doing fine. How are you?”

“Same ol’ same ol’. Just practicing for the Wonder Bolts. Heard about the good news from… Spike, yeah… Congratulations!”

“Why thank you Rainbow!”You were surprised Rarity didn’t pick up on the fact that Rainbow was clearly lying about where she got the information; that, or she didn’t want to bring it up. More than likely, she was eavesdropping on the conversations that went on in the library there was a giant ass hole in the roof now. She probably also still had a crush on you if she was doing that. You would have to talk with her about that later… ‘Oh! They stopped talking.’

“I’ll see you two later!” And with that Rainbow left.

“See ya later Dash!” You called out. “Let hurry up and get home. I still owe you something.” You finish with a wink, earning a little blush from Rarity. ‘God that’s cute.’ You walk into the boutique, and head upstairs to Rarity’s room. Or your room. You both sleep there. You don’t get any say in what goes in it, so you still call it Rarity’s room why not the sexy room?

You push Rarity down onto the bed, and start getting all revved up for the fun. But, you forget about something important. Or somepony…

"EWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW!!!!!!"

"GOD DAMNIT SWEETIEBELLE I'M ABOUT TO FUCK YOUR SISTER AND IF YOU DON'T GET OUT IMA FUCK YOU TOO!"