Bananas

by Sonic Longstride

Rating: mature
Tags: Sex, Random, Princess Celestia, My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic, Comedy
Length: 1903

Celestia meets an interesting creature

Immediately following princess luna's banishment to the moon, Celestia began to mope around the castle eating ice cream and crying. But one day she finds a trail of bananas, her favorite food, leading down into the depths of the castle. What will happen when she reaches the bottom?

Rated M for sex.

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Published 2013-04-05 05:10:02 UTC
Last updated 2013-04-05 05:10:02 UTC

Bananas

One thousand years ago, just after the banishment of Princess Luna to the far reaches of the moon, Princess Celestia made a discovery hidden in the far depths of Canterlot castle. A discovery she has since kept a secret from everypony. The discovery came one day during her then current routine of moping about eating ice cream. Just as she had finished her tub of banana-flavored ice cream and she had gotten up to go get another, she found a trail of bananas leading down the hall. "Ooh.." the hormonally imbalanced princess said as she began following the trail down the hall, then down about thirty floors, eating all of the bananas along the way. Upon reaching the bottom, there came a deep sensual moan from the center of the room,

"Celestia....it's good to finally have you in my chambers..."

"Who are you? Are you the one who left me those bananas" the only semi-frightened alicorn mare demanded.

"Yes...yes indeed I am...they are your favorite after all..." came the deep, throaty, moaning voice again.

"How did you know that?" replied Celestia in a quizzical tone.

"Oh I know much more than that my sweet, sweet princess....."

"Can.....can I have some more please?"

There was a moment of silence before what sounded like a wet fart and cannon going off reverberated through the room as a barrage of bananas shot forth at the speed of mach pi (or mach 3.14 for those of you who don't know pi) straight at the princess completely covering in a heaping mound of yellow, mashed potatoey mess. Surprisingly enough however, the princess quickly ate up the lumpy goop.

"I see you liked that. You see princess, I know you better than you know yourself. You haven't even noticed that you're in heat." Upon hearing that, the princess couldn't help but blush, her once pure white cheeks now a deep red, "But don't worry princess. I'm here for you....just for you."

Suddenly a large banana shaped disco ball dropped from the ceiling, bringing just enough light into the room for Celestia to see exactly who, or rather what, she was talking to. In the center of the room was a massive one hundred and fifty two decimeter (that's fifty feet for you non metric system using readers) floor phallus. Though this was certainly not your average, run-of-the-mill dick. The gargantuan disco stick was shrouded by a banana peel foreskin. Well at least it was until it fully displayed itself reaching it's full height of sixty nine feet.

"Hello Celestia. I'm Bananas. Wanna buck?" said the behemoth party pole in a suave voice.

The regal princess wanted to say no, but her heat had other plans,

"Oh yes. Yes I would very much like that. You know how much I love bananas"

The colossal holy handle bar gave a deep, almost maniacal laughter as the door Celestia had entered through slammed and locked shut. Seconds after that Celestia was grabbed and held aloft by a multitude of trouser snakes that popped up from the ground, wrapping themselves around the vulnerable princess's legs, back, and neck positioning her ever so carefully about five feet into the air, spreading her legs apart, then flipping her over so that the gargantuan ground pounder had perfect access to Celestia's tight docking station.

Before Celestia could get a word in edge-wise, the titanic slacks salamander plunged itself deep into the cavernous rectum of Celestia. The princess wanted to scream but she found this strangely pleasant. And she liked it. She was about to ask the massive cock for more but her mouth was suddenly stuffed full by yet another banana penis. This time having lowered from the ceiling and now deep into the throat of the sun goddess. She again felt her common sense, trying desperately to fight off the feeling of pure ecstasy that the plethora of meat rods were presenting her with, attempting to tell her to stop all this and destroy this creature. However, she was being pleasured so perfectly she didn't want this to stop any time soon. Though having nearly every crevice of her body deluged by the superabundance of dicks wasn't helping her thought processes at all at this point.

The humongous hairy hotdog gave a deep, orgasmic moan,

" Does my sweet princess enjoy this?"

Celestia responded between her own orgasmic moans with, "Oh yes. More than anything. Please don't stop." Although with her mouth now filled with four ceiling penial plunderers now deep inside her throat, her reply sounded more like, "Ough jhyes. morphan anyphing. Pleaph donshop."

The great anal impaler gave a deep, throaty laugh,

"OOOH YEEEEESSS! HA HA HA! WELL THEN MY PRINCESS, I GUESS IT'S TIME FOR ROUND TWO!!"

The ceiling snakes retracted from Celestia's mouth just as she was flipped back over by the organic stalagmites that were holding her aloft. Her stomach and much of her back were now coated with a fine layer of clear, greasy, sticky man-milk. Despite the fact that the floor dicks were still holding her aloft and had a light glazing of precum along each of their tips, the spots where the princess was being gripped had somehow managed to escape being coated in the floor phalli's secret sauce.

"Round two?" asked Celestia, panting lightly, attempting to catch her breath.

Without a word, the ginormous groin ferret plunged deep into Celestia's sacred tunnel. Celestia winced at first, but the pain quickly subsided and was replaced by both pleasure and embarrassment as she suddenly climaxed, drenching the crotch goblin in her feminine lube. Rather than deter the lusty lance, her female juices only seemed to arouse the dexterous dick even further, exciting it into faster, deeper, more powerful thrusts.

After about five minutes of this, Celestia felt another snatch sacker plunge itself deep into her crap cabin. Rather than look behind her, (which at this point was impossible as five more dicks had come down from the ceiling and had inserted themselves into her ears, nose and mouth) she was able to sense through the pulsations of the dick in her ass that this rectal romper had come from the wall behind her.

Celestia had never felt such pleasure before. Nothing had ever made her feel this way in all her years. Because of this, and without realizing it, the princess's basic primal instincts began to take over.

"HARDER! OH FUCK! I WANT YOU TO RUT ME AS HARD AS YOU CAN!"

Though once again, with the large dick still in deep in her throat, her demands sounded more like,"HARPHER! OUGH PHUKPH! I PHWAN PHYOU PHO RUPHT ME APH HARPH APH PHYOU CANPH!"

The massive pussy plunger responded in tune by upping its, and all of the various other dicks', pounding speed to roughly mach e (that's mach 2.72 for those of you who don't know the number e). The relentless exchange of all of the various dicks around the room pounding into the various holes and crevices of Celestia, as she harmonized with them with a chorus of moans continued for what seemed like hours.

The wumbo willy known as Bananas seemed like he could go on forever. Celestia could feel inside her that the large yellow torpedo was nowhere near its point of climax. But at the same time, the princess was beginning to grow more and more exhausted. The never ending pelvic thrusts, and the bizarre orgy that were now in full swing were finally beginning to take their toll on the mighty alicorn. She needed to think of something to end this before she blacked out. She dreaded anything that might happen to her kingdom or herself if this were to continue too much longer and she were to fall unconscious.

She tried to cast a spell, but found that there was a magic dampening field throughout the room. The penis of Gaia was instantly alerted of Celestia's failed attempts at casting her spell and quickly pulled out of the sun goddess's sopping snatch,

"Now, now princess. I'm afraid you won't be leaving until I cum. And thanks to you being here this long, each and every time you are in heat, i'm afraid you will have no choice but to come to me. You see, this is no ordinary magic dampening field. I-"

But the massive banana boner was quickly cut off before it could finish its sentence as Celestia seized this opportunity to make her move and began to give the monster cock the blow job of its life. She sucked Bananas off so gracefully, so elegantly, and with deft movements that one could swear came right out of The Matrix. She gave him such a perfect blow job that within two minutes, the giant skin-tuba was ready to burst. The veins on the massive manhood-of-the-earth were pulsating rapidly, and violently.

"NO! WHAT HAVE YOU DONE?!?!" screamed the man-meat pestle, "YOU MAY HAVE BEATEN ME THIS TIME PRINCESS, BUT MARK MY WORDS: THE NEXT TIME YOU'RE IN HEAT, I WILL RETURN! AND WHEN I DO, YOU WILL HAVE NO CHOICE BUT TO COME TO ME!"

The titanic skin hose reeled back in pain, all the dicks tangled around and in Celestia pulling out and also reeling about. After thirty seconds, the dicks stopped shuddering for a moment. Before Celestia could even ponder what was going on, all the dicks began to blow their loads all throughout the room, the sound of a deflating balloon flying about the room being the only present noise, the man-ice-cream covering every surface in the room leaving greasy stains and spider-web-like spots in the corners of the room while some of the man-gak hung from the ceiling draping down in ropes. Celestia stood up and shook off the cream cheese that was covering her.

After all the dicks stopped spewing man-milk they began to shrink down, beginning to recede back into the places of the walls, ceiling, and floor in which they had erupted out from. Just before fully vanishing, each of the dicks stopped moving once more. Celestia began bracing herself, expecting a second helping of man-stuffing to come flying at her. Instead after another thirty seconds, the beef whistle's blew a load of confetti out from their tips, coupled with the sound of children screaming "YAY!" in unison in a happy cheer. After that the skin-flutes retreated back into their banana peel foreskins and lastly into the holes they had come out from.

With the dicks fully gone, Bananas defeated, and Celestia's heat ended, the princess gave a sigh of relief, just as the door to the room she resided in presently unlocked and swung open, indicating that the power Bananas had once had over the room was now over. Celestia used a spell to quickly clean up the copious amount of semen that once covered the room. Just after that the banana shaped disco ball retracted into the ceiling. Celestia then teleported back to her room and laid down in her bed, physically spent. Just then a maid for the princess came into the room,

"Ah there you are princess. I brought you some more bananas. I uh, noticed you were out." said the maid.

"Um...no thank you." Celestia replied, a look of pure shock now on the maid's face, "In fact I don't think i'll be having bananas for quite some time."

THE END

Author's Note

Herp a derp.