The Life of Two Murderers

I was happy once.

I was a happy party pony. Loving life. Happy with my friends. I had bouncy, curly hair. Mr and Mrs Cake loved me like I was their daughter. I wish I was.

Then I wouldn't have to do what I do now.

My family tradition is...wrong.

Sense it was in my blood to murder, I loved what I did. It didn't take much to get me to murder. It was the same thing everyday though. Pick a number out of the jar. See who belonged to that number. Invite them over. Knock them out. Strap them to a table. Wait till they wake up. Have fun torturing. Kill them. Bake them into cupcakes. Feed them to everypony in town. Clean up. Go to bed. Repeat.

It was boring to me after awhile. Especially sense they where all background ponies. I mean, I killed Sea Swirl, Silver Spoon, Sunny rays, and even Gilda.

I will never eat a griffin again.

They taste like crap bro.

Crap.

But today was special....for some reason. I got a letter today but it wasn't mine. It had Rainbow Dash and Fluttershy on the front.

Dumb mailman.

I killed Caramel last night because 1) his number was pulled and 2) his cutie mark made no sense what so ever. I put in some real caramel for effect.

Rainbow, Fluttershy, and Lyra walked in.

"Hey guys! Want to try out a new cupcake. It's called Caramel Delux!" I giggled.

My mane was poofy like always with that cotton candy look. I was jumping in delight about them tast testing my latest creation.

"Sure Pinkie Pie!" Rainbow said in glee.

She took a bite from the caramel cupcake.

"This is pretty good."

"I would like one to please." Fluttershy told me, putting two bits on the table.

"Oh no Flutters, you get one for free! You to Lyra!" I said, handing Lyra a cupcake.

Lyra smiled, took the cupcake, and trotted away taking small bites out of the creamy pastry.

Rainbow Dash and Fluttershy ate the pastries and was about to leave when...

"Oh, I almost forgot, this was in my mail this morning. It must have ben mixed up with your guy's mail. It has both your names on it, so it must be from Cloudsdale!"

I handed Fluttershy the letter. She opened it and gave it to Rainbow.

"Dear Chosen Pegasus," She read. "I would like to announce that the 100 year tradition has carried on for cloudsdale for two of the bestest friends to compeat. We have chosen you, Rainbow Dash, and your best friend Fluttershy to compeat this year. Please report to the Cloudsdale auditorium by 12:00. Don't be late. The Wonderbolts."

Rainbow looked at the great tower of Ponyvill.

"Oh no! It's two minutes before 12! We gotta go!"

Rainbow grabbed Fluttershy's hoove and flew as fast as her wings could take her. I waved goodbye but they didn't see me. I went back inside and shut the doors. Closing time.

After this, I have to pick a number out of the jar. I shook it around and it seemed like forever. I finally stopped and put my hoove inside. I was exided for whose number would come out next. I pulled out one. I checked to see who it was.

I grinned.

Rainbow Dash.

I was jumping in joy as now I knew the last thing she would see is me! It's going to be so perfect! We will spend her last moment together!

It's been 1 hour. I picked up the phone and dialed Rainbow's number. It ringed and ringed until,

"Hello?.." She said.

"Hi Rainbow Dash!" I said, "I need help with something tomorrow. Could you help?"

"Well...You see...I-"

"GREAT!" I said gleefully, ignoring why.

"Sugar Cube Corner. Eleven o'clock." I said becoming serious.

"No later"