the elements of chaos

earth,some Tuesday in April, 2013

it was an average Tuesday afternoon for them: Ethan,the element of bloodshed, was trying to gut someone,Michal,the element of change,was casting assorted spells,Alice and Ashely, the elements of pleasure and pain respectively, were fucking up the natural balance of the ecosystem,Sarah, the element of rot, was trying to keep her friends from destroying the whole town, and Lyla, who's element was unknown, was fiddling with some mechanical device or another. then out of nowhere a glowing pink(as in warpfire pink) portal opened.

"Michal,what the hell did you just cast?!" shouted Ethan to the sorcerer.

"this isn't mine...." replied Michal.as soon as he finished his sentence the portal began to pull them in."shitshitshitshitshit!" he screamed as he was pulled in. with various other exclamations of either profanity or praise to the chaos gods,they were all pulled in.

equestria,also a Tuesday in April,year unknown

twilight was walking to zecora's house in the everfree forest as she did on the third Tuesday of every month to get some more tea leaves. she would just grow them herself,but they only grew in the everfree, plus it was a convenient excuse to go see her friend zecora. but then there was a flash of pink light in front of her and she saw 6 strangely dressed unicorns that she had never seen before lying in a heap on the trail. the first thing that the noticed was that one of them was decayed, but still moving as if it were alive.....maybe spike was on to something with that zombies thing after all.....when she saw it start to get up she did the only thing she could think of: she screamed and panicked.

"calm down,I'm not a zombie!" the half rotted unicorn shouted at twilight.then more quietly she said "why does everyone think I'm a zombie?"

"y..you're not going to eat me?" asked twilight.

"no,I'm not. my name is Sarah,what's....wait a minute...you're twilight sparkle!"said Sarah who ran up to hug twilight but stopped herself,remembering,that she was half decomposed and that tended to freak people out.

"I swear to Khorne, if this is a prank..." said Ethan "by the dark gods.....we're...we're in equestria...."twilight gulped.

"dark gods?are..are you evil?"asked twilight worriedly.

"both yes and no...."said Sarah sheepishly "please don't tell the other princesses that we're here,I don't think it would end well...."

"why do you think that?"asked twilight.

"think about it, do you think anypony would react well to us? blood spattered armor, mutations, marks of chaos, weapons,rather unpleasant overall appearances...we don't look to much like your average pony..." said a unicorn in a dark cloak standing by the now conscious elements of pain and pleasure.