Ponies in Midnight Club 3 Dub Edition

by Razor Colorado

First published January 1st, 1970 00:00

When Rainbow Dash brings in a new game to her friends, they are all hopelessly addicted. They've already reached all of the performance modifications for D-Class cars, and Oscar has granted them access to Atlanta. When they bring their cars to the travel garage at the same exact time… A freak glitch drags them back to the beginning of the game, and themselves with it.
(Takes place before Magical Mystery Cure)

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Ponies in Midnight Club 3 Dub Edition

The Game

It was a freezing winter day Discord has given Pinkie Pie a cotton candy cloud on request, since Twilight was out of chocolate syrup.

"Okay, I got it!" Pinkie Pie said as she walked into the library. "Where's the cups and the microwave?"

"C- cups in the h- higher cabinet next to the fridge, m- microwave right under th- that..." Twilight answered, shivering. She had already put on a jacket and several blankets, and even with Spike constantly reviving the flames, it was a cool 37 Degrees Fahrenheit inside the library.

"Where is Rainbow?" Applejack demanded.

"She said she would be back soon!" Rarity shouted back at her.

"Three, HOURS ago!" Vinyl stated, then chugged down half a can of heated Monster Energy Drink. "Still not enough..."

"The chocolate milk is FROOOOOOZZEN!" Pinkie Pie informed the rest.

"Just put it in the microwave for five minutes." Twilight replied, finally remembering the weak heating spell she learned.

Applejack and Rarity were chowing down on each others words.

"DUDE! SHUT UP!" A Razor from a different timeline yelled down from the upper floor. "Where's the cord for the..?"

"The what, babe?" Vinyl called up to him.

"The, thing! The, electric heater!"

"Under my bed." Twilight yelled up to him.

"Oh... Got it!" Razor called down, then started bringing the heater down.

That's when Rainbow Dash finally returned. "OMIGOSH! Guys, you will NEVER believe what I found!"

Razor fell down the rest of the stairs. "NO! STEPHANO!"

"Oh, big deal!" Rainbow Dash told Razor.

He got up and walked over to the couch and sat down next to Vinyl.

"You smell REVOLTING! Why don't you take a bath?" Rarity and Applejack were still at it.

"Ah' would, but all the water heaters in Equestria have been frozen for the past TWO MONTHS!"

Razor picked up an air horn, pointed it to the air, and let it loose. He kept it going for a fair ten seconds, then spoke. "Rarity, stop bitchin', Applejack... Just sit."

Rainbow Dash was holding several plastic bags. "Okay, so I found us all, PSP 3000 syestems, AAAAAND, Midnight Club 3 Dub Edition!"

Razor and Vinyl immediately looked at Dash, then at each other.

"What're you thinkin', Bassline?" Vinyl asked Razor with a smirk.

"Camaro versus Supra?"

"You read my mind!"

"Aww, lovebirds!" Rainbow earned a glare from them. "Anyway, let's get playing!" Rainbow handed out the PSP systems and the games.

They all got started and drove the night away...

"AWW YEAH!" Dash called out. "49' Fleetline!"

"Big deal, me and 'Bassline' here are at the Corvette ZO6." Vinyl told them all.

"How does this Hummer H1 do 175?" Twilight asked. "Even with all of the modifications?"

"Big Brute Turbo V8 stock." Razor gave her a clear answer.

After several more hours of playing, they had all unlocked Atlanta.

"Okay, in three, two, one, go!" Razor called out, then they all entered the travel garage at the same time, then all the games went dark. "Wait, where the Hell is Pinkie?" Vinyl asked.

"Riiiiiiiiiiigt, HERE!" Pinkie Pie shouted out when she pounced from the back of the couch. "Hey, did anypony else's screens blow out?"

Razor and Vinyl gave Pinkie a "Take a wild guess..." look.

"I take it that's a yes..."

Soon, the PSP Systems restarted.

"This is re-God Damn diculous!" Razor spoke his thoughts.

When they all went to load profile it said no profiles were saved.

"Hey, my game's gone!" Vinyl pouted.

"Mine too!" Razor started a new profile and went to the menu screen.

"All of our games are gone!" Rarity whined.

"Well, just start new profiles, and don't start the game until go, and see if the same thing happens." Twilight gave a suggestion.

"Good call." Razor added.

Several minutes passed and they all had their games set up.

"Three, two, one, play!" Vinyl counted down this time, they all opened their new games, and all the systems went blackout.

"Dammit, again?!" Vinyl shouted out.

"Woah, Scratchy, don't get the Bass Cannon again!" Razor pleaded to her.

"Fine..." She said then sat back down.

It was when all their bodies started dematerializing is when the true problem started.

"What's going on?" Rarity asked. "What's happening?"

They were all gone soon...