The Meep

by DaylightRunner84

Rating: teen
Tags: Crossover, Random
Length: 1783

Creatures that say fight each other.

Neamatoads, from SpongeBob SquarePants, go to Twilight's libary. Shortly after that, Meep, from Phineas and Ferb, also shows up, and they start fighting. But after an accident, Spike's life hangs in the balance.

Published 1970-01-01 00:00:00 UTC
Last updated 2013-04-07 17:20:02 UTC

The Meep

Twilight sat down at the table in the center of her libary. She had a book called Other Worldly Creatures. She opened to a random page and saw a tall blue figure in a suit, and on the other side was a short, white figure that looked like it was wearing a pink helmet.

"Pinkie Pie will love this guy," she said.

Twilight got thirsty, so she went to get a drink of water. When she got back, there was five tall figures, some blue,the rest, green. They all had glasses and tan suits.

"Meep," said one.

Twilight looked at her book and quickly found them.

She said "Neametoads, weird name."

They just looked at her and said "Meep." Twilight shuffled to the right, and they turned to the right with a meep. She did the same to the left, the same thing happened.

"Oook,"said Twilight.

THE NEXT MORNING

Twilight and Spike sat at the dinner table. Behind them, stood the neametoads. Where ever they went, the neametoads followed. They were as annoying as Pinkie Pie, which is impossible.The smallest neametoad reached over and took a piece of toast.

"Om nom nom,"said the neametoad.

"Just go home," said Twilight.

"Meep."

"What does that even mean?"

"Meep."

"Just shut up, I going to my room."

Twilight went up to her room, closed the door, and locked it before some neametoads could get in. Spike just looked at the neametoads and waited for something to happen. After a couple of minutes, Spike went over to the book Twilight read last night and started reading about neametoads.

Neametoads are a water animal. They could only say meep. They assign themselves to somepony and follow them around. Neametoads have a big appetite and will eat anything. They live in groups ranging from 5 to 1000000000.

As Spike walked back in the dining room and saw a pair of empty plates.

"You even ate my gemstones!"

"Meep."

Spike walked upstairs to go to his room (which is also Twilight's room). He forgot that the door was locked. He turned the knob, but nothing happened. Before he noticed, he kept going.

BOOM and Spike's head got stuck in the wall. Spike could hear the neametoads laughing at him. He could feel them poking at him. Spike tried to pull himself out and push the other way, but nothing happened.

"Meep meep meep meep meep meep."

"Twilight,Twilight," called out Spike, but nothing happened.

LATER THAT NIGHT

Spike fell asleep in the door. Twilight needed to use the bathroom. When she turned on the light, she saw Spike in the door. Twilight grabbed a book and hit Spike with it as she let out a scream.

"Ooooooooowwwwwwwwwww," said Spike.

Spike saw some neametoads laughing at him.

"How did you get over? There is only one door and it's locked."

The tallest said, "Meep," and pointed to the open window.

As Twilight looked at the window, she saw Rainbow Dash fly through the window.

"What's wrong Twilight?" said Rainbow who was in a battle stance. She saw the neametoads and attacked them. When she hit them, nothing happened execpt a meep.

"How did you not get knocked down?!" said Rainbow.

One neametoad said, "Meep meep meep meep meep."

"Uuuuuuuuuuuuuuhhhhhhhhh," said Rainbow.

"They didn't hurt me," said Twilight, "They just ended up here."

"Really?" asked Rainbow.

"Yes, now goodbye."

Twilight levitated Rainbow out the door and pulled Spike out of the door.

THE NEXT MORNING

"SPIKE," yelled Twilight.

"What?"

"Take a letter."

Spike pulled a quill, a jar of ink, and a peice of paper.

"Ahem."

"Dear Princess Celestia..."

A COUPLE OF MINUTES LATER

"...Your faithful student, Twilight Sparkle."

Spike blew on the letter and it was carried by green smoke.

"Meep," said something.

"That's to high-pitched to be a neametoad," said Twilight as she turned around. On the ground was the a white figure with what looked like a pink helmet.

"I remember this from Other Worldly Creatures. The species doesn't have a name, though. What's your name, little guy?"

The figure took out a long, black moustache and said, "I am not little, I am Meep."

It surprised Twilight so much, she fell over. The neametoads came downstairs at that exact moment and saw Meep. They talked to each other. Meep pulled out a L shaped thing. The neametoads looked at Meep and pulled out some more L shaped things. Some glowing stuff came out of it and it hit the other side. Meep rolled over to the left and then opened fire. Twilight tried to take the weapons from them, but nopony let go.

"SPIKE, SEPERATE THEM!" yelled Twilight.

"I'll get Meep," said Spike.

"I'll get the neametoads," said Twilight.

"Meep meep meep meep meep meep."

"(gasp), my mom is not a butt."

"Meeeeeeeeeeeep."

"Your mom's a but."

It was easy to put them in different rooms. Spike had claws so he tried to pull Meep, but he was to strong. Spike took the helmet off Meep and threw it at the next room. Meep freaked the freak out and ran in there. Spike locked the door and noticed Meep dropped his weapon. He picked it up and started playing with it.Twilight just levitated the neametoads away into another room. All of a sudden "AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHH." Twilight turned around and saw a hole in Spike's arm.

"Spike! What happened?"

"SOMEPONY!!!COMEHELP!!!" yelled Twilight.

Big Mac, Caramel, and Rainbow Dash happened to be the only ponies walking. They all busted through the door.

"What happened Twilight?" asked all three of them.

"I don't know, I just heard him scream and saw him like this."

"Let's get him to Ponyville Medical, ASAP," said Caramel.

"OK," said the rest of us.

"I,ll go ahead and tell them," said Rainbow Dash.

Before Twilight could respond, Rainbow Dash. Twilight carried Spike with her magic, and Big Mac and Caramel walked under Spike just in case Twilight dropped Spike. They ran as fast as they could run, ang they got there in a couple of minutes. Doctor Whooves and Nurse Redheart were waiting for them.

"Place him on the streacher," said Redheart.

After Twilight placed him on it, Redheart took him to the E.R. Caramel and Big Mac left and asked to tell them how Spike turned out. Rainbow Dash went to get the others. Twilight just sat there thinking about the neametoads. Why did she not send them away? Why did this happen? Why did it have to happen? Also other questions.She walked out of Ponyville Medical to the Everfree Forest.

MEANWHILE IN THE E.R.

Spike was waking up in the E.R. He looked up and saw Doctor Whooves, Nurse Redheart, and several other doctors and nurses looking at him.

"What are yo-," said Spike before letting out a yelp of pain.

"Give him some local anesthesia near his wound."

"There we go," and he felt a sharp pain in his arm.

"Ooooooooooooooowwwwwwwwwwwwwww."

THE EVERFREE FOREST

Twilight sat down in a meadow in the middle of the forest. She smelled Timber Wolves, heard them, and she saw them. this was it.

SWEET APPLE ACRES

"Is tat true?" asked Applejack.

"Yeh, Spike got injured, and he's at Ponyville medical. How many times do I have to say it?" said Rainbow Dash.

"8 times," said Pinkie Pie.

"It's a rhetorical question," said Rainbow Dash.

"What is a rhetorical question?" asked Pinkie.

"A question you ask yourself," said Rainbow Dash.

"Why are we having a vocabulary lesson when Spike is in Ponyville Medical?" asked Rarity.

"I think we should go, if thats OK with you," said Fluttershy quietly.

A COUPLE OF MINUTES LATER

" Excuse me, do you know how Spike is doing?" asked Rainbow Dash.

"Where is-," asked Fluttershy.

"He's not doing well, but he should be in recovery," said the nurse.

The door was suddenly opened by a pair of royal guards.Behind them was Princess Celestia!

"Greatings, Elements of Harmony. Where is Twilight?" asked Princess Celestia.

"Twilight is gone?" said Rainbow Dash, "I told her to stay here!"

"That's what I've been tring to say," said Fluttershy.

"Lets go ged' her," said Applejack.

"PInkie, Fluttershy. Stay here with me," said Rarity,"Rainbow, Applejack. You go find Twilight."

"Two questions. One, why are you in charge. Two, Why us," said Rainbow Dash.

"One, does anypony else want to lead," said Rarity. Everypony went Quiet. Rarity looked down the hallway and saw Princess Celestia going to the E.R.

"Rainbow and Applejack are the strongest ones of us," said Rarity.

A LITTLE AFTER

Twilight ran away from the Timber Wolves. She could smell them. A Timber Wolf started whining,but Twilight didnt turn around. She thought the Timber Wolves were trying to trick her.

"TWILIGHT!"

Twilight turned around and saw Applejack and Rainbow Dash.

"Twilight, what you doing out here?" asked Rainbow Dash.

"This is all my fault," said Twilight.

"It ain' anypony's fault, Sugarcube," said Applejack, "It was an accident."

"Your right," said Twilight, "Lets go back."

AT PONYVILLE MEDICAL

Everypony waited for Doctor Whooves to come out and tell them how Spike was. The door opened and Doctor Whooves came out.

"We need to keep a close eye on him," said Whooves, "You can say hello though."

Everypony went in and Spike looked up at him.

"Thanks Twilight," he said, "My time has come."

At that moment, the heart beat detector went flat.

"Eeeeeeeeeeeeeeerrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr," said the detector.

Doctor Whooves and Nurse Redheart ran in telling them to get back. They started saying "I'm clear, your clear, we're all clear, CLEAR." After a couple of minutes, Spikes heart started beating again.

"He'll be OK," said Nurse Redheart.

"Twilight, can you bring me to those creatures?" asked Princess Celestia.

"Yes they're at my libary. Why did I leave them alone."

Twilight ran to her libary with Princess Celestia hot on her tail. Twilight opened the door and looked in the room that has the neametoads and Meep. A couple of books wre pulled off the shelves.

"What are we going to do with them?" asked Twilight.

"Were going to send them home. They were hostile here, but maybe it is harmony there," said Princess Celestia.

Twilight walked over to the room with Meep in it and levitated him over to Princess Celestia.

"We must combine or magic," said Princess Celestia.

Their horns started to glow and a gold and purple glow surrounded Meep and there was o POP. Meep was gone. Princess Celestia came back and repeated the process for five days. Soon, everything exept for Spikes arm. A hospital in Canterlot made him a new robotic arm and is currently undergoing physical therapy.

                                          THE END