The Beast, the Princess and the Derpy

by Big Daddy
A retired veteran guard returns home after years away, determined to find peace and a quiet life. Fate, it seems, isnt feeling very accommodating.

Home for the first time in over a decade, Behemoth wants little more then to retire in peace, leaving the events of his Guard service behind and getting to know again the family and friends he left behind. Things don't quite work out the way he had planned. History has a strange way of repeating itself.

Incomplete
My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic
Dark
Sex
Comedy
Tragedy
Random
Adventure
 
DMPOB

186143 words: Estimated about 16 hours to read
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30 Chapters:

  1. 1: An Eventful Evening 2013-04-06 07:28:47 UTC
    3680
  2. 2: Introduction to Insanity 2013-04-06 07:50:07 UTC
    4153
  3. 3: The Pariah Returns 2013-04-08 05:49:31 UTC
    4205
  4. 4: The Doctor Is In. 2013-04-09 16:31:46 UTC
    2960
  5. 5: The Plot Thickens 2013-04-12 02:46:12 UTC
    2771
  6. 6: Family Reunion 2013-04-14 18:36:49 UTC
    3203
  7. 7: The Coming Storm 2013-04-21 05:53:50 UTC
    6899
  8. 8: A Friendly Wager 2013-04-24 19:57:50 UTC
    6626
  9. 9: She Awakens 2013-05-01 00:40:14 UTC
    3568
  10. 10: All the Way to the Top 2013-05-07 07:36:42 UTC
    8658
  11. 11: A voice from the Past 2013-05-15 03:23:32 UTC
    4205
  12. 12: The Beast and The Beauty 2013-05-22 07:52:12 UTC
    5399
  13. 13: Aggressive Negotiations 2013-05-29 03:14:00 UTC
    4527
  14. 14: Heaven 2013-06-07 09:29:07 UTC
    6305
  15. 15: The Old Guard 2013-06-19 04:10:01 UTC
    4721
  16. 16: Rumble in the Jungle 2013-07-13 21:32:12 UTC
    5687
  17. 17: The Morning After 2013-09-05 08:01:13 UTC
    8204
  18. 18: Just Another Day 2013-10-12 06:26:37 UTC
    5286
  19. 19: The Beginning of the End 2013-11-30 01:14:25 UTC
    8150
  20. 20: Blood and Steel 2014-02-08 05:20:56 UTC
    6735
  21. 21: Choices 2014-03-21 06:05:33 UTC
    3719
  22. 22: Last Gasp 2014-07-19 22:16:23 UTC
    8416
  23. 23: Answers 2014-11-13 19:55:54 UTC
    8405
  24. 24: Crisis of Faith 2015-07-12 10:39:45 UTC
    6654
  25. 25: Into the Hive 2016-06-18 22:32:28 UTC
    20773
  26. 26: Escalation 2016-08-15 14:28:17 UTC
    5932
  27. 27: Steel and Smoke 2017-01-27 10:02:26 UTC
    7932
  28. 28: Into the City 2017-04-13 00:32:28 UTC
    6293
  29. 29: Death of an Empire 2018-01-25 19:03:24 UTC
    4867
  30. 30: Preparations 2018-06-20 17:44:56 UTC
    7210