My little dream comes true

  Zander started to walk through town until he saw a pink pony stare at him and said do I know you then he said uh I don't know then she gasped then disappeared Zander said to himself ok right now I only have myself and my country accent then he continued through town and then spaced out and eventually got swooshed into the air by that clearly was a blue rainbow haired pegasai and he aimed at the ground and said out loud OHH BUCK ME then landed face first into the ground and every pony looked and said ouch Zander pulled his snout from the ground and he wiped his snout with his foreleg and she oops sorry Zander said its all right then she said really your not mad or anything like that he said nah she said he my name is rainbow dash then he said nice to meet ya she said so you really do remind me of one of my friends applejack you look like her but just a stallion and you and her have the same accent then he says well it was a pleasure meetin ya then she says hey tonight you can hang out with me and my friends Zander said so am I your she says well duh I'm inviting you to the bar with me and my friends Zander said cool ill definitely be there then Zander went inside of his home and said well I'm tired I oughta take a nap Zander took a nap then he woke at sun set and said oh just in time to go to the bar he exited the house and headed toward the bar and he saw the blue pegasai and was heading toward them and rainbow dash pointed at him with her hoof and he walked up to the group of ponies and said howdy and rainbow dash said see I told you applejack he looks like but a stallion and then she said to Zander howdy I'm applejack Zander said nice to meet ya I'm Zander then they well why don't we get some apple cider then Zander said well I love apples and cider so ill love it then they said well good because since today's Friday we get really drunk Zander said well umm I usually can handle it so lets go on then they all sat at a big table and we got our drinks and then rainbow dash said cheers to our new friend Zander then they all raised they're cups and said cheers then before they new it they were getting stared at by guys they rainbow dash said perves Zander said ignore them they know not to touch y'all because they know I'm over here they said yeah they before you know they were on they're fifth cup then a guy walked up to applejack and said hey cow girl she took Zander's advice and ignored him then the dude walked away they said wow it worked ok sixth cup here we come then they eventually got really drunk and since Zander was sitting near applejack and he was the only boy applejack said hey sugar cube you wanna come to my farm with me and Zander said I'd love to but it's weird they didn't have sex they just slept in the same bed together.