Another Bloody human in Equestria Story

by The Crestfallen Soul

Rating: teen
Tags: Romance, Comedy, Random, Human
Length: 494

My name is Robin Wyborn and I somehow got sucked into Equestria...

My life is boring, dull and depressing. My God-damn room mates are morons and I am in a dead in job.
The only thing that still makes me chuckles is My little pony. And my own random "awayness"
But one day I get sent to Equestria is this is the story

This is just some ruff idea I have had in my head…Won't be that good but I'm willing to see how it goes and you should too!

Published 1970-01-01 00:00:00 UTC
Last updated 2013-04-06 16:07:09 UTC

Bloody Prologue

Date: November the 14th 2016.

Time: Mid-afternoon.

Location: Streets of Tilbury.

(Third/First person POV)

Raining…I use to love the rain…Now all it does is get me wet on my way home from work. Guess I shouldn't complain but there is just something about this British weather that reminds me how simply rubbish life can be when you look at it from a perspective that is different from your own.

But I'm getting of topic and I think it’s due time to introduce myself my name is Robin D Wyborn, I'm twenty one years old (But the dammed Wii say’s I'm a tad older) I live in the town of Tilbury what is just an ounce of shit away from being the worst town in Essex, I have a un-fulfilling job and I share a three bedroom apartment with the two biggest social rejects on the planet. To describe myself I am 6 foot 5, medium build, pale white skin, barely any facial hair, wears basic black glasses with square lenses and I have dirty blond hair and as we speak I am working home from my job in the bloody…Cold…Rain.

Fast forward…

Location: Robin’s shared apartment

(First person POV)

I let out a long sigh as I thrust my key into my front door’s lock and unlock it. I quickly get inside and shake myself off of rain before I sneeze multiple, I remove my shoes and soaked jacket in the hallway before I go into the living room.

As I just get to the living room door I surprisingly here the theme tune of my favourite theme tune “My little pony, Friendship is magic” I quickly open the door to find my two room mates, that may have gained some swag points but are still wankers, giggling watching the show but like a flash turning it off and acting like it was never there, I give them both and odd look before saying “So…I see you found my box set?”

They both look at each other and frown, just cause they don’t deserve to be named we will call them doo and dum, Dum coughs a few times before saying “Uh…well…We got kinda of bored ya know…So we thought that we watch your little pony DVD and uh…” I gain a small grin on my lips “And you liked it? Didn't you” they both gain bigger frowns and nod.

After a laughing fit from me I calm down and pat them both on the shoulder “Welcome to the herd guys,” they both threaten to strangle me to death with a mackerel if I were to tell anyone about this and I swore not too and after that little bit excitement the day went back to normal and boring and thankfully it was time for some sleep. I laid down in my small bed and waited thirty minutes to fall asleep…Little did I know the next morning would be allot different.