You all told me to watch the faggot ponies!
Siggas was nearing the midpoint of his video. "I'm tryin' to do stupid ass comedy for you bitches! I can't do angry black man EVERY EPISODE! Then I do Angry Black Man, right? 'Why you still doin' Angry Black Man?". Then I do a different video. "You don't got much variety." STOP COMPLAINING! I have more series thany anyone in YOUTUBE HISTORY. Angry Black Man, Axe Siggas, Send Siggas Stuff, Sefus On, Driving Agressions, Trolling in real life, Doctor Siggas, and you sayin' there ain't no variety, you lyin' son of a bitch?! Bitch Azz Nigga Awards! I MAKE A NEW SERIES EVERY TIME I GO TAKE A SHIT! I live in a DESTROYED APARTMENT, my penis doesn't work, I don't even got a family, I consider YOU my family! Do you CUSS OUT your FAMILY?! Oh, look at uh, that wise ass, yeah I'll show you! I don't like my cousin'! STOP BEIN' A SMART-ASS! I'M TRYIN TO HAVE FU-" He was cut off by Sefus.
"Jesus fucking Christ!!"
"WAHT IS IT??!" D'andre demanded.
"A fatass fuckin' pony!"
"Does it really have a FAT ASS?!"
"Bigger than yo tits!"
Siggas walked into the room. "STOP LYI- I- I swear before Jesus."
In the room was a large solid white mare with a sun on her flank, and a wavy multicolored mane.
"Is her ass sunny cuz' she's hot?" Sefus gave a hysterical laugh.
"This bitch here for some Gin? I CAN GIVE YOU GIN, BITCH! GIN MADE OF LEAD!"
"Forty ounces on her ass and slap dat bitch!"
"What is going on?" She asked.
"ANGRY BLACK MAN!"
"No, really?! That's why I'm here!" She was building up with excitement.
"Yeah, really!" Siggas was confused and angry.
"Could I ask a favor?" The mare asked excitedly.
"Could I ask your name?"
"I am Princess Celestia."
"Wait, didn't that hoe trap you on the moon in revenge?"
"Well, she did, but she's changed."
"Alright, what do you want?!" Siggas tried to make himself sound like himself in Angry Black Man. "That was an Angry Black Man sample in person, y'all."
Princess Celestia was struggling to hold in her bursting laughter. "Would you minde coming to Equestria?"
"WHAT?! Why?"
"It's simple, you have A LOT of fans!"
"How the fuck do ponies get computers?" Sefus threw his bag of Doritos into the air.
"They don't. They use magic devices made by unicorns." Princess Celestia explained.
"I got fans in Equestria?" Siggas asked.
"Yes, of course!"
"Well, why not!"
"YES!" Princess Celestia was prancing around the room.
"Bring the Ghost Peppaz!" Sefus told D'andre.
"Bro, nuh-uh."
"Lets go!" Princess Celestia put her arms around their necks into a bearhug and brought them too Equestria.
"WHOO!" Sefus put his arms up shouted out as they were put out of the bearhug.
They were in front of the Canterlot Castle, and ponies started surrounding them.
"OMIGOSHOMYGOSHOMIGOSH! Is it really him? I can't believe it! HE'S HERE!" Rainbow Dash yelled out, hovering, trying to get a view of the human's faces.
"I think this thing got to try some GHOST PEPPAHZ!" Siggas shouted and held up the bag of Ghost Peppers. "WHO WANT'S TO SEE IT?!"
Hundreds of ponies cheered.
