Warning: this is a bad story. It's just 2,500 words of me amusing myself by telling a bad joke. You have been warned.

This story contains no plot, nor does it contain any plot. A partial list of what it does contain follows: a broken fourth wall, undignified Princesses, brony in-jokes, and Angel Bunny undertaking a voyage of self-discovery in which his worldview is rocked when he learns that he is actually a hare.

One of those things is a lie.