Let's Play?

Inside the royal castle, two regal sisters were quietly drinking tea. They were enjoying the nice, soothing sound of nature-

"PRINCESS CELESTIA!" a royal guard yelled, running into the room.

Princess Celestia put down her cup of tea. If it wasn't for the current situation, she would've broken it over his thick skull.

"What is it, my loyal subject?" Celestia replied.

"A group of armed creatures have been spotted near the area of the element bearers!" he said.

Satano Infanoj.... the princess said in her thoughts.

"Gather an army of royal guards and comb the area." Celestia said strictly. "We can't have the Elements of Harmony or the organisms that came out of the portal get injured."

"Yes, your highness." he bowed, before running out of the room.

"What is it, Tia?" Luna asked.

"They're coming."

"Who's coming?" Luna froze, before realizing what her sister meant. "You don't mean-"

"Yes. That's exactly what I mean." Celestia gulped.

Geoff.....

Geoff.....

We're coming.....

We're coming for you.....

We're coming for you, Geoff.....

You can't run.....

You can't hide.....

Because when we find you.....

YOU'RE GOING TO DIE.

Geoff woke up with a scream. Breathing heavily, he studied his surroundings. Hills. Tons of them. But there seemed to be something different about them. It took a few moments, but he finally understood.

They were 2 dimensional. Geoff was now extremely confused.

"What the fu-"  He got cut off by Gavin sitting up and screaming.

"HOLY HELL!" Gavin yelled, startled by Geoff.

"AH SHIT!"  Geoff screamed at the same time.

The two went crawling back in fear, only to stop when they realized what had happened.

"Where the fuck are we?" Gavin asked, looking at the area around them.

"Hell if I know." Geoff replied.

The two heard a grunting noise, and both turned around in unison. There, they saw Michael slowly getting up from the ground.

"What...the....fuck....happened?" he moaned. "And why are Ray and Jack laying on the ground?"

Geoff noticed the two men laying on their faces. He shrugged. "I think the real question is; Where the fuck are we?"

Michael took a second to look around. "What the hell is wrong with this place?"

"Yeah, why is everything look," Gavin picked up a nearby rock. His eyes went wide. "...animated?"

"Gav has a good point." Michael said, picking up another rock. "This is so fucking weird."

"Oh, god." they heard Ray mutter.

Ray got up and cracked his back. He immediately stopped. "Oh no! Please tell me I have it!" he began searching his clothing. After no avail, he began searching the area.

"What are you looking for?" Gavin asked.

"My copy of Hustler: Rose Edition!" Ray kept on searching, before finally giving up. "GODDAMNIT! That was my only magazine!"

"There's roses over there." Gavin pointed.

As if Händel Messiah's Hallelujah Chorus had just begun playing, Ray noticed a whole field of luscious, red roses.

"FUCK YEAH!" he yelled out, leaping into the red flowers.

Michael continued to observe the scenery.

Why does all this look....familiar? he thought to himself.

"Hey Ray." Michael called.

"Yeah?" Ray replied, laying on his back due to his failed attempt to make a rose angel.

"Come over here." Michael said.

Ray got up and walked towards Michael. "Yeah? What is it?"

"Is it just me or does this place look familiar?" Michael asked.

Ray studied the environment for a few seconds. "...Yeah, it does, actually...."

"Heh. You'd know what be funny?" Michael asked.

"What?" Ray replied.

"Imagine if we were in fucking Equestria or something." Michael chuckled.

"Yeah," Ray chuckled. "We wish."

Suddenly, the ground barely ten feet away from the group suddenly combusted, sending dirt, grass, rocks, etc. flying everywhere. Ray and Michael fell to the ground in fear.

"DUCK!" Geoff yelled, pulling Gavin down onto the ground with him.

Instantly, a strange object flew over their heads and into the ground five feet away. That section blew up as well, causing the four men to flinch. After a few moments, however, the explosions stopped. The guys slowly got up from the ground, except Jack, who was still asleep.

"What the fuck was that?" Michael asked.

"I don't know." Geoff replied.

"....A-are there more of them?" Gavin asked.

"How are we supposed to know that, you fucking idiot?" Michael said.

"EVERYONE SHUT UP!" Ray shouted.

"Thank you, Ray." Geoff replied. "Okay, let's calm down for a few seconds, and then we'll begin thinking about where the fuck we are."

After a few seconds of nothing but breathing, they began to speak once more.

"Okay." Geoff began. "Anyone have any idea where we are?"

"And why everything looks all....cartoony?" Gavin asked.

"And what were those things?" Michael said.

"Let's just calm down and.....Gavin?" Geoff said.

Gavin stared at Geoff's forehead. Michael and Ray tagged along as well. After a few seconds, this became irritatingly annoying to Geoff.

"What the fuck is so interesting about my forehead?!" Geoff growled, getting irate.

"T-there's a laser on your noggin." Gavin said.

"What the fuck do you mean, "Laser on my....." Geoff stopped, looking at the rocks above. Gavin, Michael, and Ray all looked up, and they instantly froze in fear.

"What do you mean, can't find the bodies?" Gus asked.

"We've scanned the entire area, and we've found no trace of your friends." the firefighter replied.

"So, they could've crawled out of the wreckage?" Kara asked.

"It's a possibility." the firefighter said.

As if an angel had come down from heaven, their hearts shifted back into place, knowing that their friends may be still alive. In an instant, however, it was as if a dark angel came down from the fiery depths of hell and ripped their hearts apart with the devil's pitchfork.  Caleb's phone began ringing. He took it out of his pocket and looked at the caller ID. He stared at it in disbelief.

Griffin was calling.