a lost past

(2 min's after introuduction) PMGHF PMGHF PMGHF PMGHF ssssssssssssssssssssss "aww man never taken a drop like that before" said balefire (the captian of the group) "yeah out of all the drops this one had to be the hardest one when were going to be staying here huh?" said dashing (just a rookie) "all right quite our bitching and get over here and help me with this" said fire (she's lesbian) "pop hiss clang easy for you guy's to say you didn't see a fucking griffon on your way down" said crystal (she like's dashing a lot) "alright come on we need to get out of the bad land's of equestria and strait to canterlot to see what we can do for the princess" said balefire (and unfortanitly for them the bad land's don't like the good guy at all) clop,clop,clop,clop "where did you say you where headed? to canterlot huh? well new's flash buddy we ain't exactly the royal type around here now this is your warning if you talk or even speak about canterlot these people alike will take your head for 10,000 bit's just a head's up" the stranger said "um thank's said balefire um now of the closes't town that isen't as bad as what you say it is?" balefire asked "nope" the stranger replied 50 day's "later holy shit!!" there was an entire mother ship her arsenal full of dubstep weapons "dammit why cant our government leave Dubstep alone! fucking ass-hole's why can't they leave US alone!? ok guy's we need to take that bitch out now!" yelled balefire "whooo" yelled dashing "ok crystal i need you and dashing to take up position's on the ridge over to our right and take your dubstep weapons as well! yes sir! come on crystal!" dashing said "ok fire can you take you dubstep rocket launcher over there!? on the ridge to our left!?" yelled balefire "sure but what are you going to do?" fire asked "something that i should have done so long ago i'm going to use my dubstep mini-gun on that bitch" fire just stared "um ok if that's what you want to use sir" fire said "great good now go take up position wait for my mark! MARK!!!!" balefire yelled