Madness Combat:Project Equestria

by 115GhostNova

Rating: teen
Tags: Fluttershy, Adventure, Crossover, Twilight Sparkle, Gore, My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic, Other
Length: 2328

Hank, Sanford, and Deimos look at an unusual building containing a portal entitled "EQUESTRIA".

After defeating Mag Agent:N, Hank, Sanford, and Deimos find an unusual building with glowing light, which was a portal. Hank decided to enter what it was entitled "EQUESTRIA" while Sanford and Deimos do something else in the Nexus facility.

NOTE: Sorry if it's been like a month and I haven't posted a new chapter.
EDIT: Sorry if it's been a REALLY long time, I'ma make another story to keep you people interested while you wait.
EDIT EDIT: I cancelled it since I fortunately managed to figure out my password and this old stuff.

Published 2013-04-08 17:30:02 UTC
Last updated 2013-04-10 15:51:22 UTC

Madness: My Little Madness

*BANG BANG BANG*

After finishing off Mag Agent:N and the remaining 1337 agents. Agents Hank, Sanford, and Deimos stare at the body of Mag Agent:N until they see a glowing light from an unusual building.

They took out their weapons again and were ready for another fight. Deimos grabbed a RPG and put a hole on that wall. Instead of looking at a bunch of dead 1337 agents, they looked at a huge portal entitled "EQUESTRIA".

"Look at the size at that thing Hank. You think you can handle that?"

"Yes I can Deimos, I can handle anything!"

"How about the time you died and me and Deimos had to revive you?"

"That's a different time Sanford..."

Sanford and Deimos were eventually called to do something else, which was always the same. Killing 1337 agents. Hank, however decided to observe the area before entering the portal. He found a paper which said the follow:

PROJECT NEXUS: Equestria

Description:We believe we found another dimension called Equestria. According to our scientists, vital signs are inbound the dimension. We could use more agents in the Nexus project since two unknown hostiles almost killed our entire Nexus project employees. Be caution though, we also had vital signs of hostiles inside the unknown dimension.

Objective:Recruit any possible beings in the dimension.

1337 agents/soldiers:

Richard Nexon(Riot Guard):AR-15w/Grenade Launcher, DCR QD sights and 1911 A1 Custom

Harris Benille(ATP Soldat):Vigneron M2w/Extended Mags and Saiga-12

Dylan Gerald(1337 Agent):Bowie knife and Spectre M4w/Silencer

Darren Tavel(1337 Agent):Axe and AS Valw/Silencer

"Interesting. I guess I'll go get busy."

Hank heard more 1337 agents coming. He engaged on combat with the group of 1337 agents. Shooting, killing, and slashing all of the agents, more were still coming. One of the agents managed to shoot him on the shoulder, only doing minor damage to Hank. After another wave of agents, ATP soldats started to show up.

The experienced group of soldiers were too much for Hank. He had enough of it now. He shot ATPs heads like an aimbotter, stabbed soldiers to a corn dog, and did CQC combat against guns. He pulled a grenade out of an ATP and destroyed the group, but also injuring himself. A helicopter came in the area and dropped off Riot Guards with machine guns. Laying low in the barracks, Hank crawled to the portal.

Before he can get there, a Riot Guard shot him. Trying to ignore the pain, he tried to trip him. He succeeded and stabbed him on the head. All the rest of the Riot Guards were still shooting. Hank restocked his rifle, pistol, and carried a new sword.

There was too much Riot Guards though, but he had an idea without killing himself. Hank ran in the middle of the battlefield and started insulting them with swearing words. Enraged by Hank's words, Riot Guards ran after Hank as he hurried to the portal. With all the Riot Guards in one huge group, Hank set off a grenade and leaped in the portal. Killing the Riot Guards in the explosion with the portal. Hank felt like a meteor going to hit Nevada.

He was going so fast that he started burning up. At the moment he started burning, he ended up in a water. As he floated up, he looked at the mysterious place he is in now. Confused about where he is, he swam to land. Getting up, he was now in a forest near a swamp. He could hear creatures creeping around the forest.

He held out his gun, being ready to shoot anything. He began hearing a growling from what looks like a magical looking bear(Ursa Major). Hank being stunned of how big it was, he brought out his sword and attempted to make the Ursa Major fall by stabbing and slicing its leg.

Hank was hit on the face by the Ursa Majors big claws. He suffered from his wounds but managed to make it unconscious by dropping a tree on its head. His wounds were sever. Much worse than the explosion that happened earlier. His vision was getting blurry. His feet are starting to fail him. He feels like falling.

Struggling and bumping into trees, he is starting to fall. Trying to not, he tried grabbing something but his grip wasn't firm. His hands felt nothing. He used an adrenaline boost to keep him standing a few more minutes. It started raining and he saw green glowing eyes in the dark of the trees.

Timberwolves came out and ran to him. He knew there was more trouble. But he was not in the condition to fight, though he did fight them. He used his sword deflecting their sharp wood teeth. One of the Timberwolves' vicious teeth sunk in Hanks hand. He felt like screaming, but he didn't. He thrust the sword into the Timberwolf's head and kicked it. He then stepped on its head. The other Timberwolves looked at the headless Timberwolf.

They cowered and ran back to the darkness of the forest.Hank grabbed the sword he stabbed the Timberwolf with and went further to nowhere. Hank felt his body struggling again. He fell flat on the ground. He crawled and saw the way out the forest. There he saw a yellow figure with pink long hair. He looked at it while his eyes started to close. The figure tried talking to him. Hank was unsure what it said.

But all he knows is that something is helping him. It all felt unusual like it never happened to Hank before. The yellowish body with a pink hair was about to put him down. The place Hank is in is filled with animals he's never seen before in his 2nd life.(Because he was revived) The yellow figure was talking again. It sounded like it was mumbling, like it was shy. That's what Hank thought.

It looked like she was panicking. Hank couldn't hear clearly cause of his wounds. He tried talking but all he made was mumbling and groaning. It now looked persuaded that Hank was still alive. He thought maybe that's why she panicked, or she was shy. In fact, now it thinks he's shy.

Author's Note

Made paragraphs better.
Hopefully you can read more better.

Welcome to Ponyville, Hank

There was a beam of light shining right at his eyes. Was he at heaven? No, it can't be. He remembered the figure before he was unconscious. He woke up with bandages wrapped around his body and his face. His goggles were cracked and can't see very clearly.

He got out of the mysterious bed he slept on and saw it again. The figure with pink long hair and a yellow body appeared. Hank took out his gun and aimed on the mysterious thing. He could still feel pain on his hand but fired anyways.

*BANG* *Click* *Click*

Has Hank forgot to reload? He used the gun stock on it and knocked it unconscious.

"Nghh, ugghh, eughh."

Hank left it alive but was going to finish it off later. In the meanwhile, he searched the mysterious place he was in. Food, a house, vases, animals? Hank doesn't think this is an ordinary world. Everything is just household furniture. Hank searched everywhere for something else that was interesting and where he was. At the window, he saw 3 animals that looked like a beaver. They were closing in the house and opened the door.

Hank took out his sword and walked to the door. The 3 beavers saw Hank and starting squeaking at him. Hank didn't understand but what he did know is that the beavers are getting close to him. He pointed his sword to them. One of them jumped and was decapitated by Hank. The two engaged Hank. Hank swung his sword to the floor board and sliced the beaver in half. While the other beaver was distracted by the beavers guts, Hank flipped and landed on the beaver, crushing it. It wasn't that hard for his injuries.

He walked to his sword, stuck in the floor board and took it out. He took out the mess he made and hid the bodies somewhere no one could see. He heard footsteps that were close to him. Frustrated, Hank hid behind the wall with his sword out again ready to ask questions. When it appeared, Hank grabbed it and started talking.

"Where am I? What are you?!!"

"Uh, h-hi. Can you please stop holding me...."

"Speak louder!"

"C-can you please stop holding me?"

Hank let it go and pulled his pistol out and pointed at it.

"Ok, where am I and what are you."

"Uh, we're in Equestria, Ponyville..."

"Ponyville?"

"Y-yes. We are."

"Ok, what are you?

"Ponies, unicorns, and pegasus ponies!" It showed a puzzled face and a little tone of voice.

"Ponies? What is this place"

"Why we're in Equestria. Who are you?"

"I'm from Nevada. Hank Wimbleton."

"Nevada? Is that a new town?"

"No, I from Earth..."

"Is Earth a new town too?"

"Ugh, ok nevermind."

"Can I ask what you are holding and what's behind your back?"

"Uhh, this is a pistol. The ones on my back are a sword and a rifle. They kill. Rifles shoot bullets and so do pistols too. Swords just slice'n'dice."

"Rifle? Sword? Pistol? Are those new to Ponyville?"

"You've never seen what they do?"

"No, not at all."

"Here look, you ready to be hurt?"

"What?"

*BANG*

"Ow! Uhh, what was that loud noise?!"

"The rifle."

"Rifles hurt really bad!"

"They're suppose to. They kill."

"You mean, they make p-ponies die?!"

"Well, yeah. Or people."

"Uh, ok. Just don't point it on me or shoot me. Eugh!"

"Shoot, you need help."

"Agh, can you help me walk over to the hospital."

"(Hospital? Is it really that bad?)Yeah, ok."

"Ok, thanks... For your help."

"Oh wait, what's your name?"

"Fluttershy."

"(Fluttershy? Well I guess that's why she doesn't talk very loud or was stuttering before)"

"Ok, Fluttershy. We should go."

Hank and Fluttershy opened the door and walked off to Ponyville. Hank later asked about what Ponyville, which the answer simply was a normal town filled with ponies and happiness. Hank was surprised. His town was full of violence and killing. He guessed that violence is prohibited here or was never committed here in what place he's in right now. When they got there, Hank was stunned by the town.

It's been a long time since he saw a bunch of people without not trying to get killed. Hank was unsure about the people though. It feels like they're going to sneak behind him and stab him. He saw two ponies talking behind Hank.

"Fluttershy, wait. I have to do something"

"What? Ok."

*THWACK*

"Oof! That was some mighty slap!"

When Hank turned his back, he saw a gray pony with blonde hair and unusual eyes . It reminded him of his mom... Hank then proceeded to touch its eyes. Wait, what was he doing? He thought why would I touch a pony's eye? Refusing to touch its eye, he pushed the weird looking pony away and starting walking with Fluttershy again.

He had to keep that gray pony in mind to see what other ponies he's yet to see. Damn, what other creatures are here? Hank just wanted to focus on Fluttershy. It was unbelievable though. Ponies get hurt really bad even on the hoof(or hand for what Hank thought)

"Um, ok Fluttershy we should get going now."

"Oh, alright. If you say so."

Hank started to think it wasn't that normal for a town full of ponies. I mean he's not even a pony but a man who's been killing, fighting zombies, a crazy clown that resurrects him after he dies, and a guy with a beard. He can see three fillies sky diving. What are they doing?!

He can see that gray pony again eating a trail of muffins. He hears a pink pony playing multiple instruments at once, and the next thing that comes up is that a purple unicorn appears right in front of Hank's eyes.

"Oh hello there! Sorry for randomly tele-..... Wait, are you new around here?"

"Yes, I am new. But actu-"

"Oh it's good to see new ponies around here! Let me introduce myself. My name is Twilight Sparkle and I see you're walking with Fluttershy!"

"Hello.... Name's Hank."

"I've never seen your kind around here? Where are you from?"

"Nevada, let me ask that you don't know where that is."

"No, I don't. Is it a ne-"

"Ok let me stop you right there because no it's not a new town that filled up."

"So you're telling me your not from Equestria?"

"Wait, this world is called Equestria?"

"Yes! Ok, I get the fact your not around here, are you."

"Most likely..."

Great, more ponies for Hank to meet. I wonder if there's a pony who can make clothes for Hank. He'd be actually surprised. Well, he doesn't believe there can be a pony who can make clothes here, I mean he doesn't see anyone wearing any clothes around here in what it's called, Ponyville. Hank's been too distracted to Twilight and needs to focus more on Fluttershy. But when he looked back, Fluttershy was gone. Dammit! That yellow pony went without him! The sun is setting. It's good for Hank to have somewhat similar to Nevada, which is no sun. He turned back and looked at Twilight.

"Hey, I don't know anyone else other than you(and Fluttershy) and I don't have a place to take shelter."

"Your asking for a place to sleep? Well, it's ok for you to stay at my home."

"That's great. Thanks, Twilight Sparkle."

"Just call me Twilight. It's much easier and simple."

"Well, ok... But what does your house look like?"

"Oh it's not a house, it's a tree!"

"Oh god....."

Author's Note

Re-do'ing the paragraphs.
Yah yah yah... They're not finished.