MINIFIC LIGHTNING ROUND

"Thanks, Spike.  I have to be at my best when she arrives with the delegates from Saddle Arabia.  I can't believe she's trusting me with the entertainment!"

Rainbow blurs always happened when Twilight was least expecting them.  At that moment, disarmed by Spike's praise and distracted by Fluttershy's neuroses, Twilight's guard had never been lower.

She was bowled off her hooves and sent sprawling into the grass, nearly crashing into a nearby fence.  The dirt dug into her back, covering her in small nicks and dents.  Rainbow Dash, eyes wide, had pinned her with all four legs, and was leaning over her, panting.

"Twilight!" she shouted.  "Come quick!"

What? Twilight thought, her mind racing.  Here?  Now?

"It's an emergency!"

That pronouncement changed things.  Sweat beaded across Twilight's brow.  Her legs trembled.

It was an emergency.  Everypony was counting on her.  She had to do it, right now and right here, consequences be damned.

The clock is ticking, Twilight!

But try as she might, spontaneous orgasm was not one of her skills.  She needed to concentrate, to focus!  But what could she possibly...

Rainbow Dash!  Athletic, lithe, stupid sexy Rainbow Dash was right there in front of her!  Surely, a pony that good-looking would be the perfect object to excite Twilight's lust, right?

Well, at the moment, she was just standing there with a frantic and pleading look; hardly arousing.  Thinking quickly, Twilight pictured her in a hot outfit, like a cheerleading– no, wait, a plaid skirt and button-up blouse, with white stockings and glasses.  And a ponytail.  Ponytails are hot.

Twilight began to feel warm.

"Oh, Miss Twilight," moaned Rainbow Dash, pouting and showing her rump.  "I'm so bad at tests.  Can you teach this naughty schoolfilly everything you know... after school?"

"I'd love to," Teacher Twilight said, licking her ruler while adjusting her garter belt.  Her leather skirt rode up as she sat on the edge of her desk, revealing panties striped in the same colors as Celestia's mane.

Rainbow Dash moved towards her, pressing her back against the desk, their lips locking.  Rainbow's hoof moved beneath Twilight's skirt as their tongues entwined.  Twilight drew her hoof down Rainbow's back, eliciting a shuddering gasp of pleasure from the mare.

They parted, strands of saliva just absolutely everywhere.  Twilight grinned wickedly.

"Now bend over, my faithful student."

Rainbow acquiesced, flushing in embarrassment.

"It's my first time, teacher... Be gentle..."

Twilight's back arched and she cried out, "Oh, Luna's fetlocks!"

Rainbow Dash – the real Rainbow Dash – recoiled slightly, looking confused.

"Uhh, Twilight, what did you just–"

"Was I... Nnngh... Fast enough for you, Rainbow Dash?" Twilight wiped at the drool spreading over her cheek, panting.

Rainbow, her features contorted in disgust, flapped her wings until she was hovering.  "Ew."

Twilight's head lolled to the side, where she saw Fluttershy covering Spike's eyes with a hoof.  Fluttershy's wings were fully extended, her face bright red.

Clearing her throat, Twilight asked good-naturedly, "So, uh... What's the emergency?"

Rainbow slapped herself in the face.  "Oh, just co–" She paused, her disgust returning tenfold.  "Follow me," she groused, grabbing Twilight's tail in her teeth and hauling her into town.