Suddenly, Velociraptor

Do I regret it?... Now, that, that is a damn good question. No. I don't. But I know that I should. So, is that better than not even knowing it's wrong?... No, I suppose it's worse. But, what's done is done.

But, when you think about it, I've done you all an enormous service. I've done the impossible. I've made the transition between universes and lived to tell of it.

What are you talking about?...

What do you mean that Pinkie Pie did it?...

Why don't you just shut the fuck up, huh?...

What do you mean, you showed her how?...

Shut your whore mouth, you lying, filthy cunt.

You think you're so special? You think you're so amazing because or your little Sorcerer's Cock on your forehead there? You're not. You don't know shit about what hardship is. You've been living all your life in this fucking castle of yours, solving the petty inconveniences of your kingdom. You've never had to actually live, actually survive.

Oh, yes. I've heard of those, erm, things that posed such a genuine threat to you. The train ride was full of little informative conversations just waiting to be heard. Discord, Chrysalis, Sombra... Your own sister...

Oh, you don't like that... I can see it in your eyes. The anger. The rage...

The fear.

Oh, yes. You are afraid, aren't you? For once in your long, long life, you don't know how to handle a situation. You don't know what to do here, and it unnerves you, no, it terrifies you.

Where I come from, If someone doesn't know how to adapt, how to survive, they die. Simple as that. The fear drives us, the primal fear that no one in this world has ever felt because they've never had a cause.

But this time, you have reason to be afraid.

I must say, these bindings you've set about my wrists don't seem to be doing much good, do they? Then again, the advantage always tilts towards the opponent with the sharper claws... Ah, that's better. Always nice to stretch one's arms after a nice interrogation.

Surprise, motherfucker.

No, no, don't bother with the guards. They won't be able to help you. At this point, no one really can.

... And now you're on your back. Didn't see that coming, did you?

Now, either you can order your guards to let me go, or I take a wing.

No?

One wing off, then.

I know this hurts you. Just stop your screaming and call off your guards.

No?... You truly are a stubborn bitch, Princess.

One more wing off, then.

Oh my, you're losing a lot of blood. Shame to stain this lovely rug of yours.

Wait...

What am I even doing? This... This is completely unnecessary.

Oh, lose the hopeful expression. I'm still gonna kill you. I just realized that I can get through your guys pretty easily.

How?...

HOW?!

I'm Tebo the Fucking Velociraptor, bitch.

HOLY SHIT THAT'S A LOT OF BLOOD.

I'm always amazed when I open someone's throat at how much blood the body can hold. It truly is remarkable. Don't you agree?

Gargle?

Quite right.

Goodbye, Princess Celestia.